When Parents Text

Draw Something: DEATH

submission — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:24:02 +0000

Dad: No clue what your drawing is. Any hints?
Me: Umm I forgot what it looks like
Dad: Two vertical lines with a horizontal line going through it and one circle around two X’s to the right
Me: Uhhh I have no idea send me a pic
Dad: Mom helped me: DEATH

Mixing it Up

submission — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:23:03 +0000

Mom: You are my moonshine, my only moonshine. You make me tipsy when skies are dark.You’ll never know deer how much I hunt you and I hope that I don’t miss my mark.
Me: what the heck?
Mom: Just mixing it up a bit. You don’t like?

Bat

submission — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:21:17 +0000

2AM
Mom: Holy shit have bat in the house flew in bedroom now in hall have called police
3AM
Mom: They are bringing animal control. Cute bat hanging on blue window treatment in hall
4AM
Mom: I will send video of catching the bat
5AM
Mom: Very nice animal control lady. We made friends. Will probably go for drinks next week. Sleep well sweetpea!

Texting Take Out

submission — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:19:55 +0000

Me: What should I get?
Dad: Some egg rolls some lo main some brocholi and beef some dried rice okay?
Dad: no get 2 lo main
Me: It’s “Lo Mein” by the way, and I don’t think they call it “dried rice”
Dad: I knew about mistakes but texting is all about phonetics.

Single Ladies

submission — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:15:56 +0000

Mom:
All the single ladies
( ‘-’)
< /
( \ )
| |
All the single ladies
(‘-’ )
\ >
( / )
| |
Woah oh oh
( ‘-’)
< /
( \ )
| |

Wine in a Box PIX

submission — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:22:24 +0000

MOM: I love me some wine-in-a-box

Spooning

submission — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:12:29 +0000

Mom: Where are you?
Mom: Britt?
Me: Watching a movie.
Mom: Where?
Me: A friend’s house.
Mom: Oh no! I “zooooomed” home to “spoon” w/ you! Lol!
Mom: :(

Philosophically Opposed

submission — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:24:34 +0000

Dad: This is my first ever text msg. Dad!
Dad: How do I know you got it?
Me: You know I got it because I respond !!!
Me: Can we get mom on the texting train plz
Dad: She is philosophicAlly opposed.

Thick Epidermis

submission — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:23:00 +0000

Mom: So I was looking at your brother’s eyebrows and they are just like yours in thickness and texture. and he has thick epidermis like you too.
Me: I have thick skin?
Mom: Your skin is most noticeable on your forehead and so is your brothers

Announcement

submission — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 13:40:51 +0000

MOM: In bed. Dad is snoring.