When Parents Text http://whenparentstext.com Small Keypad, Old Hands Mon, 20 May 2013 13:57:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Subscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with My AOLSubscribe with Google Bear Cam http://whenparentstext.com/bear-cam http://whenparentstext.com/bear-cam#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 13:57:20 +0000 submission http://whenparentstext.com/?p=78691
  • Me: How do you make rice?
  • Mom: Look at bearcam.org sometime for cute live cubs…right now awake
  • Mom: Lily is moms name
  • Mom: cubs are 6 weeks old
  • Me: …will do
    • ]]>     http://whenparentstext.com/bear-cam/feed 0     The LAW http://whenparentstext.com/the-law http://whenparentstext.com/the-law#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 13:56:21 +0000 submission http://whenparentstext.com/?p=78695
  • Dad: Plans for tonite?
  • Me: Yes, going out.
  • Dad: Okay rememeber the road is slick
  • Dad: AND THE LAW IS OUT
    • ]]>     http://whenparentstext.com/the-law/feed 0     CONGRATULACIONES http://whenparentstext.com/spanish-final-2 http://whenparentstext.com/spanish-final-2#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 14:21:53 +0000 submission http://whenparentstext.com/?p=78678
  • Me: Got 104/100 on my spanish final :D
  • Dad: You got a score like that and still managed to get a D?
  • Me: No Dad, it’s a smily face.
  • Dad: Smily faces are much better than D’s. CONGRATULACIONES.
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  • Mom: I have been summoned to court on June 4. During the workday. For YOUR traffic violation.
    • ]]>     http://whenparentstext.com/got-this-while-i-was-at-work/feed 0     Hairdressing Uncle http://whenparentstext.com/hairdressing-uncle http://whenparentstext.com/hairdressing-uncle#comments Thu, 16 May 2013 03:25:01 +0000 submission http://whenparentstext.com/?p=78672
  • Me: You don’t happen to do make-up too, do you?
  • Uncle: Only if you want to look like a hooker
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  • Mom: I wanted to send you ice cream in your care package but your dad said no.
    • ]]>     http://whenparentstext.com/fed-ex-it/feed 0     Pigs etc. http://whenparentstext.com/pigs-etc http://whenparentstext.com/pigs-etc#comments Mon, 13 May 2013 13:49:41 +0000 submission http://whenparentstext.com/?p=78624
  • MOM: ^•o•^
  • ME: ….what
  • MOM: it’s a boar, like the pig
  • ME: you know there’s an emoji for that
  • MOM: mine is more creative >:)
  • MOM: that was an sly smiley face, also my work
    • ]]>     http://whenparentstext.com/pigs-etc/feed 0     Knock Knock http://whenparentstext.com/knock-knock-3 http://whenparentstext.com/knock-knock-3#comments Sun, 12 May 2013 14:25:25 +0000 submission http://whenparentstext.com/?p=78615
  • Me: knock knock
  • Mom: Who’s there? We had to leave dinner and miss the movie to take your grandmother to the hospital.
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  • Dad: next week if you see a strange mountain man cleaning up the sides of our house I hired him
  • Dad: his name is Happy
    • ]]>     http://whenparentstext.com/happy-mountain-man/feed 0     Future http://whenparentstext.com/future http://whenparentstext.com/future#comments Fri, 10 May 2013 21:36:34 +0000 submission http://whenparentstext.com/?p=78573
  • Mom: I decided we will write children’s books together.
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