When Parents Text http://whenparentstext.com Small Keypad, Old Hands Wed, 16 May 2012 12:33:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Subscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with My AOLSubscribe with Google First World Problems http://whenparentstext.com/first-world-problems-2 http://whenparentstext.com/first-world-problems-2#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 12:33:32 +0000 submission http://whenparentstext.com/?p=68535
  • MOM: Daddy was yelling i thought something wrong. but no. he just want to give ice tea to the guys who did our lawn.
    • ]]>     http://whenparentstext.com/first-world-problems-2/feed 0     The Topic http://whenparentstext.com/the-topic http://whenparentstext.com/the-topic#comments Tue, 15 May 2012 13:20:29 +0000 Lauren http://whenparentstext.com/?p=68682
  • MOM: I’m watching Anderson Cooper and the topic is favorite children. Do either of you feel that Dad and I have a favorite child? And if yes, who do you think it is? xxoo
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  • DAD: A raccoon is eating a dead squirrel on a roof near our house
  • ME: Ewww I didn’t want to know that
  • DAD: A small crowd has gathered
    • ]]>     http://whenparentstext.com/small-crowd/feed 0     A Capella http://whenparentstext.com/a-capella http://whenparentstext.com/a-capella#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 23:35:34 +0000 submission http://whenparentstext.com/?p=68637
  • ME: Dad! My friend got into the best a capella group on campus!
  • DAD: Cool! Isn’t that a type of pasta?
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  • DAD: I nuked one of the Panninis from the garage fridge. Amazing. The toast is somewhat toasted on the bottom.
  • ME: Did you follow the directions and use the crisper?
  • DAD: Yes. Really complicated. Took more time to understand the instructions than to cook it. I had a little help from a guy that was familliar with microwave pizza.
    • ]]>     http://whenparentstext.com/microwavable/feed 0     Beer Olympics http://whenparentstext.com/beer-olympics-2 http://whenparentstext.com/beer-olympics-2#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 13:49:10 +0000 Lauren http://whenparentstext.com/?p=68618
  • MOM: are you going to celebrate now that you are finished with junior year?
  • ME: yes! I am going to play beer olympics with some friends
  • MOM: what’s that?
  • ME: you get a team together, pick a country, and play drinking games
  • MOM: okay have fun, but don’t go for the gold
  • (5 minutes later)
  • MOM: and Dad says don’t even go for the bronze
    • ]]>     http://whenparentstext.com/beer-olympics-2/feed 0     Coke Farts http://whenparentstext.com/coke-farts http://whenparentstext.com/coke-farts#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 13:20:47 +0000 submission http://whenparentstext.com/?p=68573
  • DAD: COKE FARTS!
  • ME: …what?
  • DAD: uk how when u open a bottle of DC how theres like a WHOOSH and then a SHHH? well itsa fart a coke fart.
  • ME: umm noo…
    • ]]>     http://whenparentstext.com/coke-farts/feed 0     IAITYTMH http://whenparentstext.com/iaitytmh http://whenparentstext.com/iaitytmh#comments Sun, 13 May 2012 23:32:55 +0000 submission http://whenparentstext.com/?p=68577
  • ME: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY AGAIN! Thank you for everything you do for me; from packages of snacks to talking through important decisions. I love you and I appreciate you, mom.
  • MOM:  There’s no acronym for im in tears you’ve touched my heart- IAITYTMH? thank u so much!!!!!
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  • ME: Happy mothers day!
  • MOM: glad i can’t say the same to you! (at least not yet) xxxxx
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  • MOM: The 2 power outlets in front of me look like faces, with very surprised expressions :-O
  • MOM: Iam boreeeeed :-<
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