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The Joneses have left the building…

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:02:15 +0000

Well, the search is on hold for now. At least until either a) Michael is located or b) we can recruit someone else to help (any offers gratefully received).

Dawn and Ian have asked me to state that they are unavailable for comment…no news of Cherry….

Missing in action

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 16:23:15 +0000

Michael J Knight is missing. Any information regarding his whereabouts should be posted in the forum.

Many thanks.

92: Mr Jones

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:50:47 +0000

Apologies. Michael J Knight has not submitted a blog today. Details to follow.

Music by Whiteroom.

Bad Smell

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:48:14 +0000

That term I spent at college in Sussex I bought joss sticks from a shop called Spiritual Moon cos my room reeked.

The girl in the shop was quite interesting about comparative religion and we became friendly and went for drinks sometimes and she played an illuminated Danfive Xeron acolyte with a double-ended warhammer. Her name was Cherry Ledojo and things went wrong.

I wish I’d just opened a window instead.

Full stop

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:30:30 +0000

Call the executioner,
My head’s on a stump.
But they’ll be no fight,
No intention of flight,
I’ll accept my fate with good humour.

I refuse to be the last party guest
Who having laughed, sang and danced
Doesn’t know that it’s best
To go.
Now.

I’m not one to outstay my welcome.

91: Road movie

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:25:19 +0000

Art house cinema – it takes me back. As a student I created a film entitled ‘Societies Rejects’ – it was a 7 hour continuous shot from the bottom of a rubbish bin as it filled up.

Unfortunately the first thing to be dropped in was a large cup of coke. It broke the record mechanism so most of the film was just black. Commercialism destroys art yet again.

Michael J Knight

Music by Whiteroom.

Critical Viewing

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:19:40 +0000

I was five when my mum first took me to Cov Odeon. I remember thinking “I’ll never top that”. And I never did.

Love & Light,

Dawn x

Picture by markhillary_Odeon cinema Muswell Hill

Movie Pitch

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:16:32 +0000

I’m wondering if Tina’s ‘The Road to Me’ will be sort of like Mad Max or more like Driving Miss Daisy. Maybe a bit of both.

Actually, that’s a good idea. A film about the post-apocalyptic chauffeur of a thousand-year-old woman who is the only person who can remember how things were before a disastrous event.

He has to protect her precious knowledge at all costs from massive gangs of robots, zombies and mutants.

That’s brilliant.

90: Ruth and Bruce

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:31:10 +0000

Dreams are like buses, they all seem to come in twenty sevens…

Dialogue

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:11:00 +0000

To be honest i’ve been fretting over conversing with high-brow arty types but I’have hit upon a plan – I’ll simply remain mute.

I’ll probably be accepted as enigmatic but if questionned, I’ll explain it away as a political protest.

Love & light

Dawn X

Where are the Joneses? Out-takes 2

wherearethejoneses — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:45:44 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? Out-takes 2 Some more hilarious out-takes from Where are the Joneses. Enjoy!	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 580 2 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? Out-takes 1

wherearethejoneses — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 09:25:05 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? Out-takes 1 Some hilarious out-takes from Where are the Joneses. Enjoy!	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 348 2 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 92: Mr Jones

wherearethejoneses — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:54:04 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 92: Mr Jones Ian and Dawn are in hot pursuit of the evil Cherry Lodojo. But will they discover her true identity? Get Involved! If you would like to participate in the Jo...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 6520 8 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 91: Road movie

wherearethejoneses — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:43:47 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 91: Road movie Dawn and Ian track Tina to the Manchester Cornerhouse, where her film is showing. However, they might not be the only people to have found her... Get Involve...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 1292 3 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 90: Ruth and Bruce Jones

wherearethejoneses — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:22:10 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 90: Ruth and Bruce Jones Dawn tells Ian of a strange dream she had about Les Battersby, an asthma sufferer who looks a lot like Ruth Jones and a tall man in a dog suit. What does it ...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 2113 4 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 89: Back to Blighty

wherearethejoneses — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:38:46 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 89: Back to Blighty Aboard a ferry bound for England, Dawn suffers from a bout of insomnia. Anxious about what Cherry might do next, Dawn explain what is ailing her. Get Involve...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 1313 8 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 88: The Windmills of her Mind

wherearethejoneses — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 14:21:26 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 88: The Windmills of her Mind Back to Amsterdam to meet up a second time with the man in the windmill. The two siblings are now hunting down Cherry and it seems that this encounter won't ...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 738 3 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 87: We drove all night

wherearethejoneses — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 14:49:45 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 87: We drove all night Dawn and Ian hit the road again and head toward the mysterious Cherry. Get Involved! If you would like to participate in the Joneses' adventures, go to the w...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 621 5 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 86: Wim's treat

wherearethejoneses — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 14:24:57 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 86: Wim's treat Wim treats his sister and brother to a wonderful spectacle that everybody seems to enjoy until a piece of terrible news arrives via Dawn's phone. Get Involve...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 530 6 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 85: Taste test

wherearethejoneses — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:31:48 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 85: Taste test Dawn and Ian are leaving an unexpected and creative time with Wim. Their sibling set them on a mission, Find a slogan for his brand new sauce. Get Involved! ...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 1117 7 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 84b: Is that him?

wherearethejoneses — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:09:24 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 84b: Is that him? The two siblings now hit the road to Germany to meet one of their sibling named Vim. Get Involved! If you would like to participate in the Joneses' adventure...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 3440 6 ratings
	Time: 04:19	More in Comedy

Where are the Joneses? 84a: Sourcing Wim

wherearethejoneses — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:03:45 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 84a: Sourcing Wim The two siblings now hit the road to Germany to meet one of their sibling named Wim. Get Involved! If you would like to participate in the Joneses' adventure...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 322 3 ratings
	Time: 02:02	More in Comedy

Where are the Joneses? 83: Recharged

wherearethejoneses — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:48:07 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 83: Recharged Dawn is worried about Ian after he disappears for hours looking for some new clothes. The result is electric! Get Involved! If you would like to participate ...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 744 4 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 82: Free Bibi

wherearethejoneses — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:48:02 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 82: Free Bibi Our nomad team finally get to meet Bibi. Although this first encounter took place in a very awkward place everything went really good and the two sibling wel...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 618 4 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 81: Call it Fate

wherearethejoneses — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 22:26:23 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 81: Call it Fate Dawn and Ian use the easy way down the mountain, hoping that Bibi will contact them.	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 531 7 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 80: Mount Bibi

wherearethejoneses — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:17:29 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 80: Mount Bibi After climbing a mountain, spending the night outdoors and losing Michael, the two siblings and their devoted documentary maker finally hit their goal. altho...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 1628 5 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 79: Be Prepared

wherearethejoneses — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 14:35:47 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 79: Be Prepared Nothing can stop Ian and Dawn in their quest, not even a mountain or bears. They are now ready to face several dangers to meet up with their new sister. Get ...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 445 3 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 78: The Sound of Mountains

wherearethejoneses — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:44:27 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 78: The Sound of Mountains Dawn and Ian enter Austria where Dawn is instantly transformed into Maria from The Sound of Music. Get Involved! If you would like to participate in the Jone...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 553 5 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 77: Mr Nibbs

wherearethejoneses — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:15:54 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 77: Mr Nibbs Michael come big with a very important announce to make... He found a new sibling. skeptic Dawn and Ian decide to question the so called Jack Nibbs to check ...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 705 6 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 76: Fork in the Road

wherearethejoneses — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:51:42 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 76: Fork in the Road It is decision time for the two siblings. They need to decide where they are going to now. Get Involved! If you would like to participate in the Joneses' adv...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 430 3 ratings
	Time: 04:33	More in Comedy

Where are the Joneses? 75: Who is Zzabur Cerebus?

wherearethejoneses — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:03:39 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 75: Who is Zzabur Cerebus? Too eager to pimp his life Zzabur tried to fill somebody else's shoes and failed. But he might have found a new vocation by filling cups... Get Involved! If ...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 571 5 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 74: The morning after

wherearethejoneses — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:25:07 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 74: The morning after It is now time for Ian and Dawn to leave Zagreb and head toward the next sibling. If Dawn seems pretty pleased with her last encounter Ian sounds a bit more ...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 1672 6 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 73: Croatian Chips Up

wherearethejoneses — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 13:52:47 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 73: Croatian Chips Up Ian and Dawn finally arrive to Zagreb and meet up with their new brother Zzarbur Cerebus. Get Involved! If you would like to participate in the Joneses' adve...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 678 6 ratings
	Time: 04:46	More in Comedy

Where are the Joneses? 72: Pop Bang!

wherearethejoneses — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 13:25:25 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 72: Pop Bang! Freshly arrived in Croatia the Joneses are now heading toward Zagreb to meet up with their brother. But a suspicious bag might prevent them from meeting him ...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 796 4 ratings
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Where are the Joneses? 71: Breast Reduction at 14

wherearethejoneses — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:23:11 +0000

	Where are the Joneses? 71: Breast Reduction at 14 Sailing their way to Croatia Dawn and Ian unveil a bit of their personal story. Get Involved! If you would like to participate in the Joneses' adventures, go...	From: wherearethejoneses Views: 68386 29 ratings
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