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	<title>Wheres The Golden Tee?</title>
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	<description>Your Life - In A Bar</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Steal A Car - Kill A Gator</title>
		<link>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/darwin-candidate/steal-a-car-kill-a-gator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GTCowboy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[These stories have always confused me. A suspected thief in Florida who evaded capture by running into an alligator infested swamp was later found dead with teeth marks on his upper torso.
It wasn&#8217;t immediately clear how the man died, but an 9-foot-3-inch long alligator may have been responsible. The reptile has been killed and is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These stories have always confused me. A suspected thief in Florida who evaded capture by running into an alligator infested swamp was later found dead with teeth marks on his upper torso.</p>
<blockquote><p>It wasn&#8217;t immediately clear how the man died, but an 9-foot-3-inch long alligator may have been responsible. The reptile has been killed and is being stored in a cooler awaiting a coroner&#8217;s examination for human hair or skin,</p></blockquote>
<p>Now don&#8217;t get me wrong, I am all for monkeys dying if it will save me a few days suffering from the common cold. But, to go out and aimlessly kill some gators because they might have eaten a bad guy? In a gator swamp? I say let&#8217;em be.</p>
<p>No reason to kill a reptile that is just doing what it was built to do. Especially if the guy he ate was out jacking MY car!</p>
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		<title>Facebook Member: “Status Or Die”</title>
		<link>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/ween-of-the-week/facebook-member-status-or-die/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GTCowboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Ween Of The Week]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook rolled out their new advertising scheme where people can see what others have purchased.  Some people don&#8217;t like the invasion of privacy.
Mike M. , for instance, saw&#8230; his boyfriend, Adam S., just bought tickets to &#8220;No Country For Old Man&#8221; from movie-ticket vendor Fandango.&#8221;What if I was seeing &#8216;Fred Claus&#8217;?&#8221; said [Adam], 28. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Facebook rolled out their new advertising scheme where people can see what others have purchased.  Some people don&#8217;t like the invasion of privacy.</p>
<blockquote><p>Mike M. , for instance, saw&#8230; his boyfriend, Adam S., just bought tickets to &#8220;No Country For Old Man&#8221; from movie-ticket vendor Fandango.&#8221;What if I was seeing &#8216;Fred Claus&#8217;?&#8221; said [Adam], 28. &#8220;That would have been much more embarrassing. At least this was a prestigious movie.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>At least this was a prestigious movie? What the&#8230; These guys are dating each other and he is worried about the &#8220;status&#8221; of seeing Fred Claus? Only a &#8220;Ween of the Week&#8221; would get his status from what movie his boyfriend knew he was seeing.</p>
<p>Sheesh.</p>
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		<title>Happy Thanksgiving From Hormel</title>
		<link>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/i-dont-know/happy-thanksgiving-from-hormel/</link>
		<comments>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/i-dont-know/happy-thanksgiving-from-hormel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GTCowboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I Don't Know]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am sure you have gotten these emails or postcards.  Seasons greetings (any season) from businesses that have no business sending you this B.S. Maybe you bought a $3.00 item from them 2 years ago and now they are like your family.
My whole holiday would have been shot if I hadn&#8217;t heard from you. Thanks.
At [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am sure you have gotten these emails or postcards.  Seasons greetings (any season) from businesses that have no business sending you this B.S. Maybe you bought a $3.00 item from them 2 years ago and now they are like your family.</p>
<p>My whole holiday would have been shot if I hadn&#8217;t heard from you. Thanks.</p>
<p>At least send me a coupon for some free chili if you have to wish me well.</p>
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		<title>Bar Games - Tips Tricks and Hacks</title>
		<link>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/i-dont-know/bar-games/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GTCowboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[I Don't Know]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I just got around to adding the Tips Tricks and Hacks section. Now everyone can post their favorite techniques for their favorite games.
I pretty much started with the games that I like to play. Golden Tee, Silver Strike, Big Buck Hunter and a little PGA Tour thrown in for good measure.
Head on over and check [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just got around to adding the Tips Tricks and Hacks section. Now everyone can post their favorite techniques for their favorite games.</p>
<p>I pretty much started with the games that I like to play. Golden Tee, Silver Strike, Big Buck Hunter and a little PGA Tour thrown in for good measure.</p>
<p>Head on over and check out the  <a href="http://wheresthegoldentee.com/tips-tricks-and-hacks">Golden Tee Tips Tricks and Hacks</a> section.</p>
<p>I have been getting some pretty positive feedback so far and a few suggestions so thanks everyone who sent those in.</p>
<p>Drop me a line if you have any other suggestions or griping. I have been a little busy with the day job lately so I am a little behind on responding to emails but don&#8217;t give up hope if you don&#8217;t hear from me for a little bit.</p>
<p>Also, I couldn&#8217;t find graphics for all the games so I had to improvise. I am pretty sure I won&#8217;t be hearing any complaints about that one.</p>
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		<title>Thats No Dog, That’s My Wife</title>
		<link>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/crazed-people/thats-no-dog-thats-my-wife/</link>
		<comments>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/crazed-people/thats-no-dog-thats-my-wife/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 06:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GTCowboy</dc:creator>
		
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From the associated press:
NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death �?? an act he believes cursed him �?? a newspaper reported Tuesday.
Well thank god they pointed out the fact he married a female [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>From the associated press:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>NEW DELHI - A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death �?? an act he believes cursed him �?? a newspaper reported Tuesday.</p></blockquote>
<p>Well thank god they pointed out the fact he married a female dog. If he would have married a male dog, now that would have just been weird!</p>
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		<title>New Spice Girls Video!</title>
		<link>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/video/new-spice-girls-video/</link>
		<comments>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/video/new-spice-girls-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GTCowboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Hot Or Not]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Music video or Victorias Secret commercial? It seems to be a pretty bad version of either.
Now I know you liked them as much as I did the first time around. You know that one song, the one with the bass and the singing? Now THAT was a good song.  This time around just doesn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Music video or Victorias Secret commercial? It seems to be a pretty bad version of either.</p>
<p>Now I know you liked them as much as I did the first time around. You know that one song, the one with the bass and the singing? Now THAT was a good song.  This time around just doesn&#8217;t quite do it for me.</p>
<p>Even though they dressed real nice/slutty, some of them just don&#8217;t look all that good and it all seems kinda forced. Plus,  the song actually sucks.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s weird, huh?</p>
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		<title>The Pole Has The Last Laugh</title>
		<link>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/not-so-famous-drunks/the-pole-has-the-last-laugh/</link>
		<comments>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/not-so-famous-drunks/the-pole-has-the-last-laugh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:49:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GTCowboy</dc:creator>
		
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I bet she didn&#8217;t even feel a thing the next morning.
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<p>I bet she didn&#8217;t even feel a thing the next morning.</p>
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		<title>Worlds Scariest Teachers</title>
		<link>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/postal-candidates/worlds-scariest-teachers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GTCowboy</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Postal Candidates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You thought you had it bad in high school? Guess again. Your meanest teacher probably looked like Mother Teresa compared to these bastards.  Be sure not to miss the French guy that gets a &#8220;10&#8243; on Mr. Hand&#8217;s Angrometer.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You thought you had it bad in high school? Guess again. Your meanest teacher probably looked like Mother Teresa compared <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15630_youtubes-7-scariest-teachers.html" title="7 scariest teachers" target="_blank">to these bastards</a>.  Be sure not to miss the French guy that gets a &#8220;10&#8243; on <span class="Title">Mr. Hand&#8217;s Angrometer.</span></p>
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		<title>An Open Letter To Britney</title>
		<link>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/famous-drunks/an-open-letter-to-britney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GTCowboy</dc:creator>
		
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Britney�??s �??Gimme More�?? video will make its debut Monday on MTV�??s �??TRL,�?? a rep for MTV confirmed to Access Hollywood.
Please Note: this post is meant to be read in this tone of voice
Oh Sure, now that some poll numbers come in saying that people are actually listening to her song MTV might actually play her [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Britney�??s �??Gimme More�?? video will make its debut Monday on MTV�??s �??TRL,�?? a rep for MTV confirmed to Access Hollywood.</p></blockquote>
<p><em>Please Note: this post is meant to be read in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWSjUe0FyxQ" title="you are nuts" target="_blank">this tone of voice</a></em></p>
<p>Oh Sure, now that some poll numbers come in saying that people are actually listening to her song MTV might actually play her video.</p>
<p>Britney, here is what you gotta do. I hate to say this and I will deny it if anyone holds me to it but, <a href="http://wheresthegoldentee.com/famous-drunks/an-open-letter-to-britney/#more-12" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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		<title>Kiefer Sutherland Charged With DUI</title>
		<link>http://wheresthegoldentee.com/famous-drunks/kiefer-sutherland-charged-with-dui/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GTCowboy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I Swear, if I am this famous I spend the money and just HIRE A DRIVER!
I can&#8217;t imagine FOX will be too happy about this - what with that happenin show and all.
Maybe they should hire the freaking
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wheresthegoldentee.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/sutherland-small.jpg" title="AP Photo/Matt Sayles"><img src="http://wheresthegoldentee.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/sutherland-small.thumbnail.jpg" title="AP Photo/Matt Sayles" alt="AP Photo/Matt Sayles" align="right" /></a>I Swear, if I am this famous I spend the money and just HIRE A DRIVER!</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t imagine FOX will be too happy about this - what with that happenin show and all.</p>
<p>Maybe they should hire the freaking  <a href="http://wheresthegoldentee.com/famous-drunks/kiefer-sutherland-charged-with-dui/#more-10" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>
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