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22 Links That Turned Us On Today

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 06:45:00 +0000

The Most Frightened-est Li'l Bear Lives In The Most Cruelest Li'l Zoo (Hey Look, Animals!)

Asylum Debates: Should You Be Facebook Friends with Your Ex? (Atom)

13 Things That Changed the World... by Getting Thrown Away (Cracked)

7 Creepiest Photoshopped Movie Scenes (Trailer Trasher)

Weekly Political Buzzword: Subject-Optional Paragraph Stucture (Apoliticus)

Jake and Amir: Girl Advice (College Humor)

Six Hilarious Ways to Save the Economy (College Humor)

MLB All-Star Dunk Competition a Complete Disaster (Sports Pickle)

Some Very Special Episodes We'd Like to See (Gadjunk)

How about a moment with Sasha Grey? - (On 205th)

Escaping Prisoner Does Not Receive The Help From Jesus He Seeks (TV Munchies)

Shawn Johnson channels Ozzie Smith (Epic Carnival)

Gentlemen I Give You... The Man Wall (The Bachelor Guy)

Jon Stewart Weighs In On The Lenny Dykstra Bankruptcy (Jock and Balls)

Harry Potter and the Office of Unemployment (Atom)

100 Years of Presidents Throwing Out the First Pitch (DJ Mick)

Always Fear The Toilet Paper Prank (Big Stupid Idiot)

The MLB All-Fat Team: The 50 Fattest Players In Baseball History (Manofest)

Free Agents: Sexy Athlete Exes Back on the Market (Bleacher Report)

F-Force Is The Greatest Video Game About Fish That Will Never Be Made (Level One Boss)

The Michael & Michael Interview (Screen Junkies)

NSFW Link: Carmen Electra dancing topless. Seriously - (Boobie Blog)

College Humor Shows Us a Cialis Ad As Written by Spammers

noreply@blogger.com (Amanda Meadows) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:00:00 +0000

Your spam folder is choked with them: 'increase yur girth," "perce her spleen tonite," "shag;u dick adgbw growth," and some less well written. Well, the good folks at College Humor just made a hilarious commercial for Cialis, as if written by the spam elite.

With hilariously realistic lines like, "potion for heroic banging," and "your rod won't even need naked girl to stand up," we've gleefully realized spam ads would make brilliant commercials. See it after the jump!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

If you liked this, discover the best part of waking up: viagra-laced folgers in your cup. Also check out our other featured College Humor videos.

Run For President of Porn

noreply@blogger.com (Amanda Meadows) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:30:00 +0000

Like everyone else, our moms told us we could be President one day, but in school we couldn't make 5th grade class treasurer. Now, as adults, we found the only possible means to be president of anything we care about: running for President of Naughty America.

It's the ONLY presidency that would celebrate you, not impeach you, for your horndoggery. Your duties will include giving State of Naughty America addresses over the web, and picking the hot "actresses" for Naughty America's porn flicks. Dream job? Dare I say so. The only flaw is that your term is only 6 months, not for a lifetime. Does Naughty America have a supreme court???

Election is Nov. 3rd-- Any readers planning on running, post links to your campaign page below! Take a look at your hilarious competition here.
If you loved this opportunity, you won't pass up seeing Dave Attell play Beer Pong with Porn Star Bree Olsen, and how a porn set looks after wrap. It's um, research.

25 Links That Turned Us On Today

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 08:24:00 +0000

The 20 Creepiest Album Covers of All Time (Funk Jelly)

The Shaman, Ep 5: Old Flame (Atom)

Naked Viking Folk Song (Dave and Thomas)

"Soak Up The Night" With Matt Braunger's New CD (The Laugh Track)

Worst Boob Jobs Ever (YepYep)

10 Hilariously Bad Elements of Old School Web Design (Geek Pad Show)

Rock 'N' Roll Urban Legends (Ask Men)

Slumber Party! (LinkDork)

Robin Williams Talks Bike Racing, Black Socks with Lance (The Bachelor Guy)

Baseball Bloopers - Sorry You Didn't Make The All-Star Team (Urlesque)

Top 10 Retro And Wretched Baby Dolls (Retro Comedy)

Bad Tattoo Idea XIXIX (Afro Jacks)

Middle Aged Woman On A Dirt Bike (Foundry Music)

5 Ways People Are Taking Harry Potter Waaay Too Seriously (Cracked)

The 10 Funniest Workplace Training Videos OF All Time (Manofest)

The 8 Weirdest Wonder Woman Costumes We've Ever Seen (The Single Thing)

Tribute To The Sexy Hermione Costume (Next Round)

Hemingway Was a Failed Spy... for Russia! (Asylum)

12 of the greatest martial arts FAILS of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Turtle Caught By Fishing Family Takes Revenge On Unsuspecting, Delicious Finger (Hey Look, Animals!)

Cheech and Chong Inside Tron Videogame...It's Funnier If You're High (Trailer Trasher)

Hot Russian chick etc - (On 205th)

Evil Piggies (Atom)

‘Cause it’s root, root, root for that guy’s girlfriend (Chris Illuminati)

NSFW Link: A great sexy blog - (Boobieblog)

Crazy Taiwanese Poster Warns You to Wear a Condom

noreply@blogger.com (Amanda Meadows) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:00:00 +0000

The honorable Taiwanese have a saying: don't let other penises laugh at you. We're assuming this illustration is about wearing condoms. The embarrassed, sickly penis is met by the laughter of a goulish-looking bunch of condom wearing aquaintances.

Why else would the others make fun of him? Well, he did go through a vag-shaped door. We're also assuming this is about going to Taiwanese brothels, and frankly, we already know to come to Taiwan triple-wrapped.

If you liked this weird poster, take a look at a safe-sex PSA where kids ask the real questions.

Raaaaaaaandy is an Honorary Inductee to The Sex Comedy Hall of Fame

noreply@blogger.com (Amanda Meadows) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:30:00 +0000

So far, promoting the upcoming movie Funny People has churned out so much great fake comedy, we wish some of these fake comedians existed. Raaaaaaaandy is one of them. What's a blow job in an igloo like? At Ikea? Raaaaaaaandy knows!

Aziz Ansari's send-up of a certain (once)popular bad sex joke machine is the parallel universe cream dream of bizarro personalities. If you're ready to laugh your dick off, check out a glimpse of Raaaaaaaandy's documentary, after the jump.

Raaaaaaaandy - Part 1 (Funny People) from Aziz Ansari

Haven't gotten your fill of sex comedy stand-up? It's best to chase Raaaaaaaaandy with some of Eddie Murphy's Raw.

We LOL'd at These 4 Break-Up Parodies of the Infamous WoW Freak Out Kid

noreply@blogger.com (Amanda Meadows) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:00:00 +0000

Break-ups are inevitable, but hard. Sure, one day you're getting regular sex and sandwiches, but just like that it can be over-- just like how, eventually, your mom will cancel your World of Warcraft subscription. And luckily, your GF will be hilarious enough to tape your bats**t crazy reaction.

We've seen the WoW kid Freak-Out and all it's crazy remixes, and now the parodies, thanks to Dr Cool Sex, come rolling in. There's nothing better than a clearly staged freakout than to parody a clearly staged freakout-- as seen in this great break-up version of this Greatest Freakout Ever series. If you haven't seen the first freakout vids, watch 'em here, then click "read more" to see the cuckold madness.

4. The Original Shriekfest:

3. Facebook Relationship Status Freakout:

2. Would-be 1-year Anniversary Gift Not Well Recieved:

1. Getting Her Back: "I'm Gonna Have Your First Born Child, you Whore"

Poor guy, maybe next he should try slipping into a sweet Friends with Benefits situation. You know, after jail.

We Salute This UFC Fighter Win... in Dry Humping

noreply@blogger.com (Amanda Meadows) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:30:00 +0000

Here's another case in point that persistence gets you lucky... almost. Fighter Quentin "Rampage" Jackson misinterprets a hot UFC reporter's fake flirtiness for being totally hot for him. We learned: a) There's a reason they call him "Rampage," and, b) We need to start watching UFC more.

The hilarious and real video shows Rampage relentlessly dry hump this hot ring girl as she stumbles for segues to curb the ramming! He nearly reaches er, completion, before they decide they got enough footage. Watch to the end, when the camera guys congratulate him:

18 Links That Turned Us On Today

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:45:00 +0000

Andy Rooney Has Complex Feelings About Fruit (TV Munchies)

Antourage (Atom)

Toyota Employees Taped Stealing From, Watching Porn In Customer's Truck (Foundry Music)

The 10 Worst Vacation Destinations To Stay Away From This Summer (The Single Thing)

25 Reasons Non-Douchebags Still Watch Entourage (Next Round)

6 'Facts' About Historic Figures Their Enemies Made Up (Cracked)

Cat Is Exhausted By Life (Hey Look, Animals!)

Earworm Of the Day: Acceptable in the 80s (Retro Comedy)

Documentary About Fake Comic From 'Funny People' Will Have You Saying Raaaaaaaandy! (Trailer Trasher)

Banned New Moon Trailer (Link Dork)

20 Freakishly Large Animals (Manofest)

Batman Vs. The Penguin, the Political Debate (Veto Corleone)

I Love Serial Killers: Manson (Atom)

The Bennett Brothers And The Black Olympics (Jock and Balls)

3 Video Game Movies Hollywood Is Going to Eff Up (Asylum)

Interview with Jordan Crawford from LeBron James Skills Academy (Bleacher Report)

Mary Louise Parker is, hands down, a Milfy Milf - (On 205th)

NSFW Link: Time flies when you're looking at a sneak preview of Keeley Hazell's 2010 calendar - (Boobie Blog)

We Just Found 5 Future Whip it Out Bloggers

noreply@blogger.com (Amanda Meadows) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:00:00 +0000

Have they been hanging out at the Kids' section at Barnes and Noble too long, or are they just kinda douchebags? Either way, we give 'em props for starting early.

Let's face it: kids can do anything raunchy, and it's cute and funny. If we managed to look up a skirt, we'd be tazed and maced. If these guys keep it up, we've got serious competish. Here are five kids who maybe had a stripper babysitter, after the jump.

5. An Effin' Artist:

Did he draw this? Probably not, but who cares. The proud, knowing look on this his face is classic.

4. Family Photo Pranks Always Take Balls:

Hey ma, check out deez nutz! He makes Bart Simpson look like an amateur.

3. Thong Snap Champ:

Who knows how this was possible, but the kid saw an opportunity and seized it.

2. Lars and The Real Doll:

You may recall the "Randy Wheelbarrow" position, as seen in your kama sutra tear-away calendar.

1. V For V.... you know:

This fetus knows what's next. He can start as an assistant editor here at Whip it Out as soon as he makes his grand exit. Maybe then he can, uhm, describe to us what it's like...

If you thought these kids were awesome, check out 10 Funniest Photos of Kids Staring at Women's Boobs.

Score Big at Whip it Out

noreply@blogger.com (Amanda Meadows) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:00:00 +0000

Hey guys, Amanda here, new associate editor at Whip it Out! Stay abreast with us (Hehe, I said breast) for all the most hilarious raunch on the internets.

We're always ready and willing to panty raid cyberspace, so if you have a tip for any hilarity on the webs, throw us some links! Call it your campaign to be inducted to the Sex Comedy Hall of Hame! As a treat for your loyal broitude, here's a hilarious video by Wallpaper about booty calls via Twitter:

The "Cock Smoker" Is Our New Favorite Infomercial Product That Doesn't Actually Exist

noreply@blogger.com (Comedy.com) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:55:00 +0000

Comedy duo Stuckey and Murray have taken a break from singing funny songs to put together one of the funniest infomercial parodies we've seen in a long time. As you'll see in the video below, they are promoting a product called the "Cock Smoker" by promising to personally come to your house and smoke your cock.

Not only do we recommend the Cock Smoker, but we also recommend that you get the deluxe edition which comes with the Cock Shot and the Ultimate I'm Into You Mixtape.

Like this video? Then you're going to love this Cock T-Shirt for moms!

We Salute The Couple That Left This Mark On The Hood Of This Dirty Car

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:51:00 +0000

We're no criminologists, but we're pretty sure we can tell what went down on the hood of this dirty car based on the incriminating evidence left behind. And by evidence, we mean the outline of a woman's boobs and two sets of hands that can be seen on the hood of this car that is very much in need of a washing.

In case you're clueless what we're hinting at, we're suggesting that a couple had sex on the hood of this car the same way these monkeys got their freak on. Maybe it's because we see sexual images in everything we look at, but we're pretty sure it's because that's what actually happened.

23 Links That Turned Us On Today

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:45:00 +0000

David Cross Plays The Virgin Mary As A Prima Donna (The Laugh Track)

An Awesome Trip Back To The Family Matters House (Retro Comedy)

The 10 best videos of people falling down steps/escalators (Epic Carnival)

13 Funniest Celebrity Film Cameos, Playing Themselves (Hollywood Fail)

Urinal Change (Atom)

The 10 Funniest Video Game Nerd Freakouts Of All Time (Manofest)

Who Said Romance is Dead? – Scottish Personal Ads (DJ Mick)

Miss Piggy Sings Peaches (Funk Jelly)

Star Wars X-Wing Launch Failure (Link Dork)

Commandeer Cop: Tribute to The Guy Who Gets To Take Your Car (Cracked)

The Secrets of Keyboard Cat Revealed! (Geek Pad Show)

Jonas Brothers, Listen Up…I See Your Future (Ice Ice Babies)

Video Game Toy Of The Day: Smorkin' Paratroopa (Level One Boss)

Ditch Boarding AKA Wakeboarding Without a Boat (Urlesque)

Billy Mays Blooper Reel - Too Soon? (Big Stupid Idiot)

18 Awesomely Bad Sacha Baron Cohen Character Costumes (Next Round)

Wine Date (Atom)

This RC car goes up to 161 MPH - (On 205th)

And The Rainbow Leads To… Guinness and Leprechauns! (Tasty Booze)

This Guy Is Hung---Big Time (The Single Thing)

Great Achievements in Back Hair (Afro Jacks)

Our New Favorite Phone Sex Fetish? Motivational Speakers (Whip It Out)

NSFW Link: This busty babe is trying to wash a car but she accidentally gets water all over herself - (Boobie Blog)

Bill Burr Stumps Us With This Question: Why Do People Still Get Married?

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:18:00 +0000

Since it's Friday we don't want to depress our married readers too much, but we just can't help buy share this stand up clip from comedian Bill Burr about marriage. In the clip, Burr tries to figure out why people still get married, noting that if half of all skydiving jumps ended in disaster nobody would be lining up to go skydiving.

Check out the video below and when you're done watching it, make sure you complete the marriage comedy trifecta by seeing what Eddie Murphy has to say about nuptials and checking out our 10 Greatest Stand Up Comedy Bits About Sex.

Like this video? Check out Chris Rock's guide to dirty talk in bed!

Our New Favorite Phone Sex Fetish? Motivational Speakers

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:50:00 +0000

Phone sex is a beautiful thing that can happen between two (or more) people who truly love each other - like that time Tom Berenger sweet talked Luther Campbell. It also works between two strangers, as long as one of them is getting paid to do it.

The video below is the latest creation from the genius behind such phone sex prank calls as the Jewish mom phone sex call, the 90s' slang phone sex call, and this robot fetish phone sex call.

This time around, it's all about the allure of a motivational speaker.

Like this video? Then you're going to love this Howard Stern prank call!

Ask Amber: Beware Of Hormones

noreply@blogger.com (Comedy.com) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:19:00 +0000

We're thrilled to bring back Whip It Out Comedy's resident advice guru, comedian Amber Tozer with another edition of her one-of-a-kind Ask Amber column. If you've got a question for Amber, email it to her here.

Howdy Bonding Hormone,

Are you guys done escaping your own problems by participating in the frenzy of Michael Jackson’s death? No, ok. I’ll wait for you.

Tick tock tick tock tick...(silence).

Hey! My Grandfather Clock just died of old age. Now THAT deserves some attention. I’ll video blog about it, get 9 viewers and surrender to Michael’s infamy.

Lets move on to Lucy Goosey and escape into her problems to escape MJ. Try it. Do it. I dare you. I double dog dare your ass. What? NO, I didn’t say your ass reminds me of two dogs. You never listen.

Here we go...

Dear Amber,

Hi crazy lady, can you please answer this?

I’ve been dating a guy for about two months. We’ve been sleeping together for the past month. Sometimes it feels like we are a monogamous couple, and other times it doesn’t. I asked him if he considered us “a couple.” He said he didn’t like labels, that he really likes me, and wants to keep seeing me so we can learn more about each other.

We have plans to see each other this week. Now what do I do? I didn’t really get an answer. I really like this guy, but I can walk away now and it wouldn’t be that painful. Or, should I relax and see what happens? Am I being clingy and needy?

HELP!

Thanks,
Lucy Goosey

Hi Lucy Goosey,

Your name reminds me of both an old lady’s vagina and the way I live my life - I’m sure there’s a metaphor in there somewhere. Thanks for writing in.

It totally blows, as a woman, being in the gray area. I just re-read that sentence and I thought I wrote, “It totally blows women in the gray area.” I got grossed out for a second, but I’m over it.

Ok. First of all, I think it’s awesome that you brought it up and were honest about your feelings. Sometimes women will keep their mouths shut about how they feel and build up a huge resentment toward the guy, then act like a crazy person a few months down the road and the relationship ends with the guy saying, “She was a crazy bitch, a
dramatic nut job, I couldn’t take it.”

It’s because women pretend to be cool, the “laid back, whatever girl” – when deep down their insides are burning with confusion and turmoil and maybe massive gas if she
eats a lot of cabbage. It’s much wiser to be honest and upfront when the feeling arises, even if it annoys him.

You are letting him put his penis in your hole - he should give back by communicating like an adult. If he can’t handle it, make him an ex and move onto the next. BOOM.

He said he didn’t like “labels.” Did he get that from a Hollywood blockbuster romantic comedy or some other crap attack format? What does that even mean? You can label this relationship, “WE LIKE EACH OTHER A LOT, RIGHT?” or “EFF YOU I’M JUST USING YOU,” or “YOU’LL DO FOR NOW, I DON’T HATE YOU,” and it wouldn’t matter in the end.

Ok, maybe those labels would matter. They are awful. But, I think when it comes down to it, a “label” isn’t going to make or break the relationship – your actions will. But it’s important to verbalize a concern so action can take place.

Are you being clingy and needy? Absolutely not. But, tread lightly Goosey, you might be a little confused as to if you even really want to be in a relationship with this guy because sex is involved.

When a lady has an orgasm with a dude – she releases a hormone called Oxytocin, the same hormone that is released during childbirth. It causes women to bond, to nurture and to connect. That’s why so many women stay with jackhole-loser-dickwads - because they are sleeping with them. They know he’s a bag of badness, but they can’t seem to drop him. She’s been genetically wired to “love” him thanks to Oxytocin.

I’ve had relationships with guys I despised, but I kept sleeping with them even though it caused me emotional turmoil (this was back when I was a drunk idiot, now I’m just an idiot). I’d even write out a pros and cons list to help with my twisted logic.

Check this list out. I wrote it when I was on and off with a guy for about a year and when I was drinking like Nick Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, except I was staying in Los Angeles and my name is Amber Tozer.

THE BOYFRIEND CHECKLIST

Pros:

• He texts me everyday.

• He buys me 9 vodka gimlets every time I see him.

• Sometimes he’ll put “xoxo” at the end of an email.

• I love the way his arms swing when he walks. He looks like a monkey and I like it.

Cons:

• He’s an alcoholic and a pothead.

• He never asks me questions about my life (or anything).

• He has a limp bone when he’s drunk and I feel sorry for him.

• When we do have sex - it’s like “eh” and I feel sorry for myself.

• He’s obsessed with how many friends he has on MySpace (not Facebook).

• He has nothing to say when he’s sober.

• He’s never sober so he never shuts the eff up.

I’m going to label this guy “LOW STANDARDS.” I almost can’t believe I put myself through that, but if I hadn’t slept with this guy, he probably would have just been someone fun to get drunk with. BUT, since we kept sleeping with each other, the Oxytocin (and booze and insecurity) made me want to bond with him and his monkey arms.

And, he really did have A LOT of friends on MySpace, I was secretly proud of him. He was a monkey on MySpace! I should have shoved a banana in one of his holes and left a comment on his page about it.

My point is, just be careful with the sex. As long as you keep sleeping with this guy, you are always going to want more than a casual dating situation, whether you think he’s right for you or not.

I say give him some time to process your needs and see how you feel the next time you see him. He’s not a bad guy just because he didn’t say “Yes, I want to be with you and only you. We are a couple. You are perfect.”

He probably has his own emotional crap going, so cut him some sack slack.

You can always stop riding his rod, the Oxytocin will leave your body and you’ll either be like, “Wow, this guy is a farty fagball, why was I so into him?” Or, you’ll be like, “Wow, this guy is pretty cool and I hope it works out.”

Or, you might realize that you are a lesbian and finger blast a lady and love it. You never know. Planet Earth, it’s where humans have to figure shit out.

Peace,
Amber

Hooters Girl Impresses Us With Her Unimpressive Barstool Beer Trick

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:42:00 +0000

Remember when we told you about those 8 Breastaurants To Go To Instead Of Hooters? Well, in what we can only assume is an attempt to reaffirm their position as the ultimate breastaurant, a Hooters waitress recently went on WGN TV in Chicago to demonstrate a unique skill. That "skill" is apparently the ability ride a barstool while pouring a beer.

We're not sure how impressive this trick actually is, but we know it's fun to watch. You can check it out for yourself below.

Like this video? Then you should check out porn star Bree Olson's beer pong trick!

21 Links That Turned Us On Today

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:45:00 +0000

5 Videos Of People Who Just Didn't Jump Far Enough - (Big Stupid Idiot)
6 Badass Tricks You Can Do With Fire That Might Kill You - (Cracked)

Hunting with Palin - (Atom)

Very Original Sarah Palin Montage - (Manofest)

Internet Salutes Michael with "Eternal Moonwalk" - (Geek Pad Show)

Ching Chang Chong - (LinkDork)

Top 13 moments of people taking a ball to the head - (Epic Carnival)

10 Most Entertainingly Bad Video Game Fan Films - (Level One Boss)

Newspaper Article From 1991 On How Video Games Are Perhaps A Dying Trend - (I Heart Chaos)

The 10 Most Ghetto Fabulous Albums of the Week - (Funk Jelly)

Reindeer Band Photo - (YepYep)

The 10 Craziest Things We Saw At The Michael Jackson Funeral/Memorial - (The Single Thing)

Viagra-Laced Coffee Best Part of Waking Up - (Asylum)

Weird-Looking Cats Have Weird-Looking Catfight - (Hey Look, Animals!)

The Angry Cloud - (Atom)

Some Hot Chick Wearing Some Bikinis Or Something - (On 205th)

Teen Pretends To Be Adam Sandler To Buy Beer But Doesn't Act Dumb Enough - (Trailer Trasher)

5 Lies All Women Tell - (Ask Men)

10 Ways Not-Governor Sarah Palin Can Work the Media to Her Advantage - (Veto Corleone)

2 Girl 1 Cup Parodies - (URLesque)

NSFW Link: Swedish babes compare breasts. Why not? - (Boobie Blog)

Dutch Girl Convinces Us To Care About Animals By Getting Naked

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:47:00 +0000

We love animals as much as the next sex comedy blog - especially when they are grabbing a hot girl's boobs - but we don't often get inspired by animal rights commercials. However, most animal rights commercials don't involve a hot blonde doing a striptease the way that the Dutch commercial below does.

However, before you watch the video we should warn you: the first half features a very sexy girl, but the second half features that girl getting some very unsexy things done to her.

Like this video? Then you're going to love this video for The McLovin' Fund.

An Ape Gropes A Hot Blonde...And She Loves It!

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:20:00 +0000

Human females and non-human primates have always had a very special relationship. Based on this ape's bold groping, and the hilarious reaction of his friend, it's clear as day that apes evolved into frat boys, despite what Christian fundamentalists say.

Send over more evidence (aka links) of different animals groping women. If we get enough, we'll put up a list.

"What's A Cleveland Steamer?" And Other Great Sex Ed PSA Questions

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:04:00 +0000

When it comes to sex ed PSA's, our biggest frustration is that too often they don't ever seem to address the kinds of questions that kids really have. You know, questions like "What's a Cleveland Steamer?" and "How do I put a condom on with my mouth?"

Luckily, our friends over at Cracked have put together the video below which features a collection of kids asking these questions and more. It's our favorite sex ed video that doesn't involve dirty sign language or the phrase "Good times are for sluts."

Like this video? Then you're also probably going to want to be one of the 3 million people that have watched this couple talk about anal sex.

16 Links That Turned Us On Today

noreply@blogger.com (Alex) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:45:00 +0000

10 Idiots You're Probably Going To Have To Deal With Today - (Big Stupid Idiot)

Sexual Healing: An Evolutionary Tale - (Atom)

An Awesome Prank To Pull At Your Next Family Gathering - (The Single Thing)

Hottest D-Cup celebrities - (Manofest)

The Best 'Dog Pushes Baby Stroller While Walking On Hind Legs Under A Pink Parasol' Video You Will Ever See - (Hey Look, Animals!)

Angry But Funny Movie Nerd Goes Off On 'The Final Destination' - (Trailer Trasher)

Funny picture about kidnapped children - (URLesque)

NY Congressman Pete King Speaks Out Against Michael Jackson - (Veto Corleone)

Society Completely Breaks Down In Latest Pizza Hut Ad - (TV Munchies)

Retro Funny Clip Of The Day: Kenny Rogers Vs. Michael Jordan - (Jock and Balls)

Classic Music Video Of The Day: Fish Heads - (List of the Day)

The True Stories Behind 5 Famous WTF Images - (Cracked)

The Shaman, Ep 5: Old Flame - (Atom)

Emma Watson casts a magic spell on us - (On 205th)

Angela Lansbury And Zsa Zsa Gabor Get Sexy With The Dancing Grannies! - (Retro Comedy)

NSFW link: Kim Kardashian doing something nobody cares about while in a bikini - (Boobie Blog)

Mom Sends Her Son A Text Congratulating Him On His Penis Size

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:11:00 +0000

When it comes to text messages, we've seen some really awkward ones lately including this one about having sex with a fat chick. But the text pictured above from a mother to her son (at least, we assume its her son) takes the awkwardness to a whole new hilarious level.

Of course this text could be fake, but we really want to believe it's real. Just like we want to believe that the world's biggest boobs are real.

Photo found at The Internet Is Terrible.

Air New Zealand's Crew Strips Naked To Convince Us To Fly With Them

noreply@blogger.com (Josh) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:41:00 +0000

We've never flown Air New Zealand, but if the airline is anything like its commercials we might have to give it a try. That's because in the Air New Zealand commercials posted below, the airline's staff shows off their uniforms - actually, their lack of uniforms.

In support of their slogan, "Nothing to hide," Air New Zealand's commercials feature their flight crew wearing nothing but uniforms made of body paint. Besides encouraging us all to join the mile high club, the commercials are the sexiest we've seen since those women tested bras on a roller coaster and those people tried to sell us something to stick between our boobs.

Think these commercials are weird? Then check out this one for a "Girls Crushing Cars" DVD!