Wide Right Radio: A Buffalo Bills Talkshow

Oct. 28, 2011: The Head is Ahead, Playoffs?, Mediocre D, Porno Photo, Thumbing It, Skins Predictions

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 14:52:23 +0000

1) The brothers are back doling out nuts and straps. Fred "The Head" Jackson is on their list. No surprise there; the guy's nick-name is THE HEAD!

2) Are the Bills destined for the playoffs or just destined to go 8-8 after a hot start? Playoffs? PLAYOFFS???

3) The Bills D has been somewhere between bad and mediocre. So which is it? The brothers debate.

4) Buffalo boy Ron Gronkowski had his photo with some taken with some B-list porn star. Riley feels strongly that Gronko should have realized he's a role model and skipped the photo op. Bennett's just glad Porno Ron has gotten some little kids started early on the whole masturbating thing.

5) Riley cut off half his thumb in a horrific radish-chopping accident. Will he survive? Please, no donations.

6) The Bills head to Toronto to play the Skins in front of a listless, Canadian crowd. Will they bring it enough to bring down the Skins?

Sept. 16, 2011: Bills Scalp Chiefs, Mike Gandy Award, Airport Porn, Jersey Boys, Raider Predictions

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:11:34 +0000

1) The Bills went to KC and trounced the reigning AFC West division champs. Oh man was it beautiful to watch.

2) The brothers hand out the not-so-coveted "Mike Gandy Award," doled out to the Bills player most likely to suck this season.

3) Bennett has been doing a lot of traveling, and wants to know what's up with all the porn in the airport? And is there such a thing as the solo mile high club???

4) If you were heading to The Ralph, which Bills jersey would you don? Riley goes big, while Bennett goes big trouble.

5) The battery chucking Raiders come to Buffalo on Sunday. Will the upstart Bills be able to stop the Oakland running game and move to 2-0? The brothers debate.

May 22, 2011: 2010 Review, Draft Thoughts, Modrak Out, Whitner's a Twittner, Weave Stops Bullet, Lockout Blues

Mon, 23 May 2011 00:22:38 +0000

1) The Bills went 4-12 last season, but at this point Bennett can't even remember that. The brothers take a look back at the disappointing but entertaining 2010 campaign.

2) With the third pick in the draft, the Bills select someone who will suck. Fortunately, the Bills didn't do that this year.

3) Tom Modrak is finally out as the head guy at One Bills Drive. Good riddance.

4) Donte Whitner, unrestricted free agent and foul-mouthed Twitter nut, is waging a war of worlds with Buffalo fans. Donte, keep up your tweets and go play for someone else.

5) This chick's weave stopped a bullet. Not much to say here other than that checking this Youtube clip will change your life.

6) The lockout. What's it mean for the NFL? What's it mean for the Bills? Let's ask a lawyer...Riley!

Nov. 27, 2010: Byrd Double Strapped, Steeler Predict's, Sign Fitz?, T-Cats, Good Gailey?, Caroling Sucks

Sun, 28 Nov 2010 00:06:26 +0000

1) The Bills went to Cincinnati and bitch-slapped the toothless Bengals. Lots of guys brought their nuts, but one DB only brought his strap.

2) The Bills get a taste of the best when they face off with the Big Date Raper and the Steelers. The boys from Buffalo sure have looked good in recent weeks, but the brothers are convinced they'll be coming back to earth come Sunday.

3) After lighting up the likes of Baltimore and Cincinnati, Bills fans are wondering if Ryan Fitzgerald is the long-term answer at qb. Is he? The brothers debate.

4) Thanks to Riley's awesome gift, Bennett's kids are obsessed with the Thundercats. Who's your favorite Thundercat? It better not be Snarf.

5) Chan Gailey has this team playing hard, leaving the brothers to ponder just how good the Bills coach really is.

6) With the holiday season upon us, the brothers give a thumbs up or a thumbs down to some holiday traditions. Caroling anyone? Yeah, didn't think so.

Nov. 6, 2010: Bills Bring Nuts, Toronto Predictions, Merriman Cometh, Fitz the Real Deal?, Cromartie Goes Wild, McRib is Back!, No Moss

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 19:11:50 +0000

1) The Bills lost consecutive OT games, but the brothers like what they saw.

2) The Bears meet up with the Bills in Toronto, site of some of the dullest games in Bills history. Can the Bills finally get a W over one of the most overrated teams in the NFL?

3) Buddy Nix shocked Bills fans earlier this week when he put in a claim for "Lights Out" Merriman. While he's probably only a rental, the brothers love the pick-up. And hey Maybin, you now officially suck.

4) Ryan Fitzpatrick has energized the offense over the past month, leaving the brothers to wonder if Fitz is the long-term answer at quarterback.

5) Can you imagine if you had nine kids and couldn't remember their names? Talk to Antonio Cromartie.

6) McDonald's has brought back the McRib Sandwich, and Bennett is psyched. Now have you ever heard of McRib DJ Plowman? Yeah, didn't think so.

7) The Bills could have had Randy Moss, but chose to pass on the disgruntled but talented WR. Good call? The brothers debate.

OCt. 23, 2010: Modrak Gets Strap, Porn Cereal, Trading Lynch, Signing Dave Andreychuck, Supertoilet, Bye Week Predictions

Sat, 23 Oct 2010 16:37:16 +0000

1) The Bills stunk up The Ralph again on Sunday, and the place was littered with jock-straps. Pick one.

2) What do Fruity Pebbles and porn have in common? Listen in for the scoop.

3) Beloved Beast Mode was finally shipped out of town for a fourth round draft pick. The brothers mourn his departure. Who else on the Bills is likely to get arrested for carrying a 9mm, and hit some chick with his car? The memories...

4) Dave Andreychuck (Chris Kelsey) gets a big-ass extension after proving he can't play for shit. Another brilliant decision by Bills' management. The brothers are pissed.

5) Bennett has fallen in love with what he has deemed "The Supertoilet." Oh, sweet glorious hot water on the anus.

6) The brothers guarenteee the Bills won't lose this week. As for next week, well, it's sure to get ugly.

Sept. 21, 2010: Pilot Gets Nut, Edwards Replaced, Bowling Ball Shots, Bills Go For Worst, Bloodbath Predictions

Wed, 22 Sep 2010 02:19:56 +0000

1) The Bills stunk up Green Bay, and the brothers struggle to find someone who actually brought their nuts to the game. How 'bout the pilot who got the team there? Done.

2) Chan Gailey announced that Fitz is stepping in for Captain Checkdown. Riley thinks Fitz will give the team the best chance to win, while Bennett just thinks he gives the Bills the best chance to not suck so much. Either way, Riley can't remember what his name is. Representative...and depressing.

3) Bills fan and longtime tailgater Ken Johnson made headlines when an NFL official threatened to close his tailgating party due to Ken's love for "bowling ball shots." The brothers aren't too pleased. Not only is this is a bowling ball shot much better than imbibing off a used condom, for example, but it's also the most exciting thing to happen at a Bills game all season.

4) They're only two games into the season, but already the Bills are part of the "worst team in the NFL" conversation. The brothers debate.

5) Bills/Pats. It's going to be ugly. How ugly? You might want to avert your glance and just do something else with your time.

Sept. 18, 2010: Bills Blow, Women in Locker Rooms, Trading Lynch, Edwards Love, Bush's Heisman, Pack Predictions

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 12:36:00 +0000

1) The Bills surprised no one, and stunk it up in the season opener against Miami. With so many jockstraps to go around, who will the brothers choose? Dave Andreychuck, anyone???

2) Clinton Portis uttered some craziness about female journalists in locker rooms. Guess who's coming to Clinton's defense? It's Riley!

3) No matter what the big-wigs at 2 Bills Drive say, Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch is on the trading block. But what can the Bills expect to get in return for a guy who carried the ball three times last week and still has some chick's weave stuck in his grill from that DUI down in Allentown?

4) Even in the wake of yet another disatrous performance, Bennett maintains his man-love for Trent Edwards. Will Riley talk some sense into his brother, or will Bennett remain the only Trent Edwards fan out there?

5) Reggie Bush has to return the Heisman. The brothers both think it's bullshit. And can't Reggie just say he lost the damn thing?

6) The Bills travel to Green Bay to get their asses handed to them this weekend. No way the Bills will win, but can they at least keep it close? Listen in for the scoop.

Sept. 11, 2010: Goodbye Hardy, Parental Visit, Mitchell Done, Phobias, Predictions

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 23:39:00 +0000

1) The Bills got down to 53 by jettisoning former second round pick James Hardy. Goodbye James, we hardly knew ya.

2) Mom and dad pay a visit to Riley and Bennett in their respective cities. What's this have to do with peeing in the sink? Listen in for the details.

3) Linebacker Kawika Mitchell's now out for the season. Bennett was convinced the guy was pretty much done anyway, but it's sad to see the Tweet-master go down for the entire year.

4) It's one thing to have a fear of flying, but a fear of owls? Yeah, that's weird. The brothers discuss.

5) The Fins come to town, and the brothers are ready with their predictions. And of course there's the annual Mike Gandy award, handed out to the player most likely to suck.

August 28, 2010: Worst Team Ever?, Mexican Hemorrhoids, Taunting, Moving Sucks, Fantasy Draft, Bengal Predictions

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:20:00 +0000

1) Except for that homer from Tonawanda, everyone thinks the Bills are going to blow this season. Could this be the worst Bills team ever?

2) Bennett went down to Mexico and came back with a vicious case of 'rhoids. Ouch.

3) Some pissed-off teens heckled the Bills at practice this week. Is it appropriate to heckle your own team? The brothers debate.

4) Riley's making the big move from DC to NYC. What does this have to do with ben-wa- balls and a Hollywood tranny? Tune in for the details.

5) The brothers drafted their fantasy teams this week, and let's just say one of them has Lee Evans slotted into a starting spot. That can't be a good move.

6) The Bills face off with the Bengals this weekend. The brothers anticipate more hemmorhoids and a beheading. Good times.

April 21, 2010: Draft Talk, Whitner's Mani/Pedi, Miller's Babe, Sabres, Sperm Bank

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:40:00 +0000

1) The Bills go into this week's draft with plenty o' holes to fill. Offensive line? Quarterback? Nose tackle? The brothers discuss.

2) Donte Whitner, master of the tweet, recently tweeted that he'd just finished up doing his nails and was ready for a nap. Hey Donte, stop tweeting and start figuring out why you suck.

3) Vezina stud Ryan Miller has a hot-ass girlfriend. Riley doesn't get it, but Bennett sure does.

4) The Sabres are struggling, and might be headed for a first round exit. What gives?

5) Bennett hit the sperm bank this week, and he's here with all the juicy details. Naughty Latinas #38 sound good?

[Apologies for the sound quality.]

March 26, 2010: Last Year's Draft, Count Chocula Rocks, Worst Decade Team, Price is Right, Sabres Talk

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 12:10:00 +0000

1) With the draft quickly approaching, the brothers take a look back at the 2009 draft. Aaron Maybin, are you officially a bust yet? 2) Bennett had his first bowl of Count Chocula and he's pretty excited about it. Anything better than The Count? Maybe some Little Debbie snack cakes. 3) With the decade having come to a close, many fans are putting together their all decade team. For the Bills, how about the worst of the past decade? Mike Gandy, anyone? 4) Time for a little Price is Right. Would you trade Beast Mode for a 4th round pick? Would you trade Demetrius Bell for a case of beer and bucket of chicken wings? Yeah, tough one. Think about it. 5) The Sabres are sitting in first place in the division, and look poised for a solid playoff run. But are they ready for a run at the cup? The brothers debate.

March 13, 2010: Depressing Season Recap, Sex-Crazed Tiger, Chan Gailey Sucks, Draft Talk, Love for the 'Hawk

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:08:00 +0000

1) The season ended months ago, and just now are the brothers finally able to speak of THE HORROR that took place over those sixteen games.

2) Tiger Woods is still in rehab over his "sex addiction" issues. Is there such a thing as sex addiction. Riley and Bennett debate.

3) Chan Gailey was brought in. Riley liked the hire. Bennett's horrified. And what does Chan Gailey have to do with picking up chicks at a bar? Listen in for the scoop.

4) The highlight of the year for every Bills fan is coming soon: the draft. Should the Bills look to secure a quality QB, or just go big?

5) Due to his unkempt facial hair and hippie hair, Bennett's wife placed him in a no-sex situation. Solution: bring on the hawk!

Jan. 2, 2010: [Old Podcast] Ralph Gets Strap, Buddy Nix, Dick Clark Stroked Out, Byrd to Bowl, Indy Predictions

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 15:17:00 +0000

Sorry for the repost. Had some trouble getting this out. 1) The brothers took last week off, and the Bills did the same. Stinky, stinky jockstraps everywhere, even upstairs.

2) Ralph made his big hire for the GM position. Bill Cowher? Mike Shannahan? Bill Parcells? Nope. Some old dude no one's ever heard of. Great. Thanks, Ralph!

3) Dick Clark helped ring in the new year, stroked out and all. Dick, please stay home December 31; you're killing our buzz.

4) Rookie sensation Jarius Byrd is heading to the Pro Bowl, but Riley's not sure he deserves it. Listen in as the brothers debate.

5) Indy comes to town with zippo to play for. The brothers smell a W for the home team, and a nice slide down the draft order.

Dec. 19, 2009: Incognito Brings Nuts to Buffalo, Mascot Blown, Instant Replay, Biggest Bills Asshole, Pats Predictions

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:56:00 +0000

1) The Bills went down to Kansas City and came back with a victory. Yes, the Bills are still bad. But at least they're not as bad as the lowly Chiefs.

2) Reports out of New England allege that the man best known for his work as the Patriot mascot was arrested in some kind of prostitution ring. Just the thought of that guy in his suit getting worked over by some Thai hooker makes the brothers smile.

3) Instant replay is boring. Really boring. Listen in as Riley and Bennett discuss some ways to make it more, uh, interesting.

4) The Thurminator on Twitter wants to know who the biggest asshole in Bills history is. Paging Bruce Smith.

5) The Hoodie and his boys come to town looking for a victory and a strangle-hold on a playoff spot. The Bills shouldn't put up much of fight, but on any given Sunday...

Dec. 11, 2009: Frozen Heads Gets Strap, Young Guns, Toronto a Failure, Juice is Loose, Groin Pulls, KC Predictions

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:53:00 +0000

1) The Bills went up to Toronto and for the second straight season bored the brothers to tears. Nice business move, Ralph. When will the frozen head do something right?

2) With only a few games left, Riley and Bennett are clamoring for a on-field glimpse of the young guns. Paging Aaron Maybin. Maybin? Maybin?

3) Yes, that Toronto game sucked. Let's go over it again.

4) Pictures have surfaced of a naked OJ toweling off in the locker room sometime circa 1977. Dude is hung. Check it out? Don't worry, you're not gay--just curious.

5) With so many injuries out there these days, Riley and Bennett ponder which one they'd care for the least. Hmmm...groin pull anyone?

6) The Bills head for an exciting showdown with Kansas City, a team that just might be more pathetic than the Bills. Ready for a 9-6 thriller?

Nov. 30, 2009: Byrd Strapped, Fewell Legit?, Rectal Fun, Beastmode Gotta Go?, Canadian Cool, Jets in Toronto

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:14:00 +0000

Nov. 30, 2009: Byrd Strapped, Fewell Legit?, Rectal Fun, Beastmode Gotta Go?, Canadian Cool, Jets in Toronto

Nov. 25, 2009: Corner Doubled, You Know You're a Bills Fan When, Knee Braces, Quick Hits, Coaching Search, Fin Predictions

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:59:00 +0000

1) The Bills went down to Jacksonville, played okay for about forty-five minutes, then lost. Sound familiar? Oh yeah.

2) You know you're a Bills fan when you: A) Make love to your woman in a Don Beebe jersey B) Have a podcast and blog devoted to the Bills even though they let you down year after year C) Pee in the sink D) All of the above

3) Bothered by all the knee injuries in the NFL, Bennett wonders why they just don't make knee braces mandatory. And while we're going there, why not jockstraps?

4) The brothers quick-hit a few topics. Fewell as head coach? Fitz as qb? Peeing in the sink?

5) Cowher and Gruden said no. Do the Bills have a legit shot at bringing in a big name, big money coach, or are we destined for some lowly re-tread?

6) Miami comes to town. Remember when this game actually meant something? Yeah, it's been awhile.

Nov. 17, 2009: Head Gets Nut, Dick Gets Fired, Bud Lights Up Bills, 4th Q Ponderings, Jax Predictions

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:24:00 +0000

1) The Bills laid another fourth quarter egg, but you can't put the blame on Fred "Head" Jackson. The guy always brings his nuts.

2) The frozen head (that's Ralph, for those of you playing at home) finally got rid of Dick, even though "he's such a nice guy." The brothers don't care how nice Dick was, they're just glad he's gone.

3) Titans' owner Bud Adams flipped the Bills and their fans a bird. Classless. And it cost the guy 250K. So why are the brothers thanking Bud? Tune in for the details.

4) The 4th quarter has been unkind to the Bills, and even more unkind to their fans who have to watch that garbage? What would Riley and Bennett rather be doing during the fourth quarter? Toenail clipping and potty training top the list.

5) The Bills head to Jacksonville with a new coach and the same tired old assortment of players. Look for MJD to pile up the yardage, but somehow Bennett thinks the Bills will come out on top.

Nov. 3, 2009: Jauron Brings Strap, Twitter Tweets, Beware the Dew, Real Byrd, Mid-Season Awards, Injuries, Titan Predictions

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:45:00 +0000

1) The Bills D stood strong, but the offense was more than a little offensive. Another signature Dick Jauron loss. Thanks, Dick!

2) The brothers are up and tweeting, but Bennett's not sure if he can figure this whole thing out. And does he really still have a VCR?

3) Caron Butler just kicked his Mountain Dew habit, complete with withdrawal and the shakes. What???

4) Some NFL Network "gurus" have labeled Jarius Byrd a "freelancer" who doesn't play the run. Who cares when you've got a handful of picks in just a few games.

5) The Bills are 3-5, which means it's time for some mid-season awards. Drayton Florence, there's one coming your way!

6) At the mid-way point, the brothers ponder which injury derailed the Bills the most during the first half of the season. Poz's arm? Mitchell's knee? Riley's groin? Oh, and don't miss hearing Bennett wax eloquent on all things Marley and Me.

7) The Bills head to the land of Vince Young. Will the Titans lay down for the Bills, or will Vince prove he still belongs in the NFL?

October 30, 2009: Bryd Brings Nuts to Nest, Sanchez Hot Dogs Raiders, Billboard Guy Int, Crowded Safety Spot, Houston Predics

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:19:00 +0000

1) The Bills were dominated on the stat sheet against to Carolina, but thanks to a misfiring Jake Delhome and rookie leather-lover J. Byrd, the Bills hobbled out of Carolina with another W.

2) Jets QB Marc Sanchez took a little time during last Sunday's game to order himself a hotdog...with mustard. Okay or not okay? The brothers debate.

3) The guy who put up the "Fire Dick Jauron" billboard stops by for a chat with Riley and Bennett. Would he give up his right nut for a Superbowl victory? Listen in for the details.

4) Riley's worried how the Bills will fit all those talented safeties into the line-up, while Bennett's worried his mother-in-law might not have taken too kindly to the birthday cake Bennett and his son served up this week. Eat up, grandma!

5) The Texans come to town, and it looks like Andre Johnson and Mario Williams are going to play. Uh, that can't be good.

October 21, 2009: October 21, 2009: Bills Scramble Sanchez, Okay/Not Okay, Freezing Ralph, Which Bills, Panther Predictions

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:55:00 +0000

1) The Bills intercepted Marc Sanchez five times, leading to the Bills first AFC East victory in, well, a long ass time. Kudos to the defensive backs who made it happen.

2) Is it okay to read a newspaper left by some dude in the office bathroom? The brothers debate.

3) You're Ralph Wilson for a day. Would you fire the coaching staff? Get a new GM? Freeze your head like Ted Williams? Hmmmm.

4) The Bills are 2-4, but could easily by 4-2. Who are the Bills, really?

5) Time to head south, where the Bills meet Carolina and a running game looking to gash the Bills line for big yards. The brothers are pretty sure the Bills will lose that battle, but who will win the war?

October 14, 2009: Dick Gets Strap, Jauron Headed for BJ, Thurmon's Wood Stolen, Injuries No Excuse, Jets Predictions

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:37:00 +0000

1) The Bills put on one of the worst, most pathetic displays of what some actually had the gall to call "football." Straps aplenty.

2) Dick is on his way out, either in the next couple weeks or at season's end. Where's he headed next? Or rather, what job would suit him best? Bennett's got an idea.

3) Some inebriated fans absconded with a life-size wood carving of Thurmon Thomas, claiming they just meant to "save it." Sweet.

4) The injuries keep piling up for an already depleted Bills squad. Is it a reasonable excuse for their poor play? Riley sure doesn't think so.

5) The Bills head to Jersey in search of another painful ass-stomping. Oh, the horror.

October 10, 2009: Jauron Brings Strap, Getting Rid of Dick, Bathroom Snacks, Quick Hits, Cleveland Predictions

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:33:00 +0000

1) The Bills went down to Florida and laid an all-time stinker. Thanks for getting the team prepared, Dick!

2) None too pleased with Dick's performance, the brothers wonder if the guy should get canned.

3) Bennett's co-worker has taken to sneaking snacks into the bathroom. Is this appropriate work-place behavior? The brothers debate.

4) Jackson or Lynch? Huddle or no-huddle? Jonathan Scott or Langston Walker? Cheap toilet paper or the expensive stuff. Listen in for all the answers.

5) The Browns come to The Ralph and boy do they suck. Sadly, so do the brothers' beloved Bills. Who will win this snoozer?

September 30, 2009: Whitner Brings Nuts, How Long Until TO Blows, Urinanalysis Uniforms, Captain Checkdown, Fin Predictions

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 03:19:00 +0000

1) The Saints rolled into The Ralph and waited until late in the game to roll right over the Bills. Donte Whitner brought his nuts, while a certain number one draft pick only brought his jock strap.

2) TO didn't catch a pass for the first time in a decade. How long before the big guy blows a gasket? Riley thinks it's coming...and soon.

3) The new Seattle uniforms are unquestionably the ugliest in years. Bennett wonders if they look more like his last urine sample, or the offerings at Chess King from the early 90s.

4) The no-huddle offense is being run by Captain Checkdown. Will the Bills ever go downfield, and just how will they do it. The brothers debate.

5) The Bills head to Miami and a date with the Dolphins and a crap quarterback. Bennett's sure that Beast Mode will make sure the Bills come back with a victory, while Riley's not so sure.

September 24, 2009: Buggs Nutted, Bills Ranked, Whitner OGs, Riley Goes Amish, and NOLA Predications

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:44:00 +0000

1) The Bills put the hurt on the Bucs, with over-achievers Kyle Williams and Fred Jackson leading the way. As for TO, well, he just brought his strap.

2) Riley is obsessed with power rankings, and he's not the only one. How does Bills Nation feel about the current ranking?

3) Starting safety Donte Whitner had $400,000 worth of bling stolen from his pad during game day. Why would a fan do that to the poor guy? And why does Donte have that much bling laying around?

4) Riley doesn't have cable and he's damn proud of it. He claims he's he's being thrifty, while Bennett is convinced that gathering around your laptop with your lady is no way to relax.

5) The high-powered Saints come to The Ralph. Avert your glance when Drew Brees drops back to pass and get ready for a 1-2 record.

September 19, 2009: Whitner Nut or Strap?, McLovin' Gets Full Frontal, Peters & Crabtree, Sacrificial Fan, and Buc Predictions

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 21:34:00 +0000

1) The Bills did everything but win on Monday night, and maybe they would have if Donte Whitner had brought more than his jockstrap to Foxborough.

2) Leodis "McLovin" fumbled the game away in the final seconds, then went home to find a big ol' cock spray-painted on his front lawn. Welcome home, Leodis!

3) Stud collegiate wideout Michael Crabtree is still unsigned, leaving some to believe the 'niners should be granted an extra first round pick in next year's draft. Say what?

4) Bennett is giving up something big until the Bills come through with a "W." Listen in for the details.

5) The Bucs come to The Ralph looking to score an upset. The brothers don't see it happening.

September 13, 2009: Walker Walks, Lankster Stutters, Gas Attack, and Pats Predictions

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:26:00 +0000

1) The axe fell hard on Langston Walker. Unexpected? Perhaps. A surprise? Not really. The Brothers think he had it coming. But what does it mean for the Bills future and who made the call? Is grandpa in charge? Tune in.

2) Ellis Lankster's debut on national TV host fared poorly. Actually, that's an understatement. It was so horrific that it garnered national attention. So, give the man his own TV show!

3) Bennett's sister-in-law gets sent to the ER in the middle of the night. What's so funny about this? Wait for it. Wait for it. Riley shares his embarrassing ER story.

4) The Bills kick off the season against the perennial Superbowl contenders, the New England Patriots. Will the Bills pull one off in Boston? Can they at least beat the spread? How much ball will T.O. see, at least of the pigskin kind? And how will we feel about the Bills after the season is over? The Brothers look into their collective crystal balls and tell you what they see.

September 3, 2009: Bills Destined for Superbowl, Pre-Season Awards, TO's Toe, Roster Cuts

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:16:00 +0000

1) The Bills no-huddle offense has dominated all preseason opponents. The brothers agree this 2009 Bills squad is destined for Superbowl greatness!

2) It's pre-season awards time, with Riley and Bennett handing out many, including the beloved "Mike Gandy Award," given to the player most likely to, well, suck.

3) Did TO really injure his toe due to a poorly functioning shoe? Riley sure thinks so. Bennett just wonders if his brother would give up a toe for a Bills' Superbowl victory. By the way, anyone seen that clip of Hitler pissed over TO coming to Buffalo. If not, check it out.

4) The roster gets cut down to 53. Listen in to find out who the brothers think will make the squad, and who will be cut and end up starring for some other team, as is usually the case for the Bills.

July 8, 2009: Vick Talk, Skipping Weddings, 2009 Draft, Injured Bills, London Calling

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:46:00 +0000

1) Yep, there's been some talk of the Bills signing Michael Vick. Riley loves the idea of #7 running a little Wildcat for the Bills, while Bennett is convinced that a guy who just finished a stint in the big house is hardly the answer.

2) Long-snapper Garrison Sanborn skipped his sister's wedding for a tryout with the Bills. Bad idea? he brothers debate.

3) It's been a couple months since Riley and Bennett obsessed over the draft. Now it's time to wonder whether these guys will actually pan out. Shawn Nelson, anyone?

4) Which player from the Bills simply can't get injured this year? TO? Langston Walker? That dude on special teams who makes tackles but no one remembers his name?

5) Riley's in London for the summer, often too drunk to do podcasts. What the hell?

April 23, 2009: Draft, TO's Social Life, Offensive Line, Dukes

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 04:38:00 +0000

April 23, 2009: Draft, TO's Social Life, Offensive Line, Dukes

March 9, 2009: Terrell to WNY, Last Season Recap, Parent/Teacher Conf., Guilty Beastmode, Free Agent Blabber, Sinking Sabs

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 02:24:00 +0000

1) After boring the brothers for the better part of two weeks, the Bills made the biggest splash in free agency by bringing in infamous Terrell Owens and all the baggage that comes with him. Riley's worried that T.O. will be a divisive figure in the locker room, while Bennett's just excited the team has finally made a move worth following. Regardless, the brothers can't believe T.O. is headed to their hometown.

2) While the Bills limped to a last place finish in the AFC East last season, Riley managed to squeak out a draw with Bennett on their friendly, season-long wager. The brothers recap the end of last season.

3) Bennett has his first parent-teacher conference for his three year old son, Bowie. While Bennett's always up for talking about his first born, he wonders what there is to discuss when the kid's only three. Listen in for the details.

4) Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch got arrested for carrying a concealed (and loaded) fire arm. Riley's pissed, and convinced the star running back is looking at a four game suspension. Bennett just wonders why the guy was carrying a piece in one of the least dangerous places in Los Angeles.

5) No question the T.O. signing was huge, but what about the other moves the Bills have made? Who, for example, is going to being suiting up on that offensive line next season? The brothers sure wonder. It just better not be Mike Gandy.

6) No March podcast would be complete without a little Sabres talk, as the "other team" in Buffalo makes a push for the playoffs. With no Ryan Miller, a wired up Thomas Vanek, and no big moves before the deadline, it's not looking good for Lindy's crew.

December 22, 2008: Corner Brings Nuts, Crappy Christmas Gifts, Trade J-Pete, Pat Predictions

Tue, 23 Dec 2008 01:36:00 +0000

1) The Bills went to Denver, laid down for the first quarter, then promptly sprung up off the frozen tundra and bitch-slapped the Broncos. Let's all give thanks to the return of Trent Edwards and the inspired play of rookie Reggie Corner.

2) Bennett has deemed this holiday season "Recessionista Christmas," and informed his beloved brother he can expect nothing more than a sack of shit come December 25th. Riley's none too pleased. Tune in for the rumble.

3) Stud left tackle Jason Peters declared himself ineligible for the Denver game after getting word that he was headed to Hawaii for another pro bowl appearance. Is the dude really injured, or is he just shutting it down and angling for a new contract? Uh, what do you think?

4) Mr. Bill and his band of merry pranksters come to The Ralph looking to score themselves a spot in the playoffs. Bennett thinks the inspired Bills will finally solve the Patriot puzzle, while Riley's sure the Pats will take care of business.

December 16, 2008: Line Gets Nutted, JV Goes Canucking, Peter Bowls, Bennett's Hawk, Jauron's Hidden K, and Bills Go Mile High

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:37:00 +0000

1) Riley dishes his nut to an old favorite while Bennett laud's the Bills' much maligned offensive (or OFFENSIVE) line. The stench of a rank jockstrap emanents from a familiar place. JV.

2) JP Losman is definitely out of Buffalo this offseason. Destination? Venice Beach? Toronto? The unibomber's shack? Wherever it is, we're all glad it won't be here.

3) Jason Peters goes to the Pro Bowl. WHAT?? JASON PETERS IN THE PRO BOWL??

4) Bennett went to 75 year-old Marge for a mohawk. Think it went well? Think again.

5) Rumors are that Jauron is sitting on a new contract. Forget the contract, why the secrecy game? Has Ralph lost it? And maybe keeping Jauron around for another couple years isn't a terrible idea. Are the Brothers as crazy as Ralph? Tune in to find out.

6) The Bills drag the sorry carcas that is their season to Denver for the year's penultimate game. Riley's two down with two games to go. Can he close the gap? Tune in.

December 10, 2008: JV Gets Strap, Firing Jauron, Hamdan Love, Bathroom Sex, NYJ Predictions

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:17:00 +0000

1) The Bills drove two hours for a "home game" and delivered their most pathetic performance of the season. Hope you're happy, Ralph.

2) How quickly it all went sour. Two months ago the Bills were flying high and Dick Jauron was the toast of Western New York. Now everyone wants him out. Including the brothers.

3) Third string qb Gibran Hamdan hasn't seen the field this year, but Riley desperately wants the guy to go jihad out there before the season ends.

4) A couple got caught having sex in the bathroom at The Ralph a few Sundays back. Disgusting. Or is it?

5) The Bills head to the big apple for a date with the Jets, a team -- unlike the Bills -- with a real shot at the playoffs. The brothers disagree on just what will happen come Sunday.

December 5, 2008: Bills Lay Stinker, Avery Comments, Football in Canada, Naked Kids, Fin Predictions

Sat, 06 Dec 2008 05:38:00 +0000

1) Marshawn Lynch ran wild and brought his big-ass nuts, but Dick Jauron, Bobby April and the rest of the coaching staff only showed up with their straps. Result? Turd.

2) Sean Avery deemed his ex-girlfriend "sloppy seconds" and got himself a six game suspension. Riley's pissed that his free speech has been violated, while Bennett wonders what's wrong with a few harsh remarks and a cap in your own ass.

3) The Bills head to Toronto for a "home game" like no other. And the dome's going to be closed! Say it ain't so, Ralph Wilson!

4) Riley paid a visit to Bennett's LA pad this past week, and was greeted by a bunch of wieners in his face. Is it normal for Bennett's kids to parade around naked all the time, or are those kids destined for a lifetime of therapy?

5) The Bills host the Fins in December...and it'll be 72 degree, sans wind! Even worse, JV Losman at qb. Might want to close your eyes for this one.

November 24, 2008: Leodis Goes Nuts, Doping Viagra, Season Over Part Deux, UB Bulls, Niner Predictions

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:00:00 +0000

1) A week after a crushing loss to the Browns on Monday night, the Bills went to KC and bitch-slapped the Chiefs with plenty of nut-worthy performances.

2) A New York Times article claims NFL players are popping Viagra for increased blood flow. Uh, this sounds like a bad idea. Nothing like sportin' a chub during the game.

3) Last week Riley and Bennett pondered whether the Bills' season was unofficially over at 5-5. Is it still over at 6-5, or is there a glimmer of hope somewhere?

4) Yearning for a winning team, the brothers' parents have resorted to UB Bulls games. Is this an act of desperation, or are the folks onto something?

5) San Francisco visits The Ralph with a bunch of scrubs looking to lay down. Riley and Bennett both think the Bills should win this one with ease.

November 20, 2008: Jauron and Edwards Bring Straps, Season Over, Thanksgiving in Cali, Bad Loss, Contracts, KC Predictions

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:05:00 +0000

1) Dick Jauron and Trent Edwards teamed up -- with a little help from Rian Lindell -- to send the Bills to their fourth consecutive defeat. At least it's Thursday and Riley's head is officially out of the oven by now.

2) Only a few weeks ago the Bills were the darlings of the NFL. Now they're in last place in the AFC East and the brothers are willing to concede the season over. Let's talk draft!

3) Riley and the rest of the out of town crew is making the trek to sunny LA for Thanksgiving. Turkey, stuffing, and a handicapped toilet await.

4) The Cleveland loss was bad. But was it worse than having the runs for three straight days? Was it worse than your woman putting you in a "non sex situation" for a month? Listen to the brothers debate.

5) A month ago Dick Jauron was a shoo-in for a contract extension. Now Riley and Bennett are dialing up Marv Levy and inquiring as to his availability.

6) The Bills head to KC to face a bunch of scrubs dressed in red. Please Trent, don't fuck this one up.

November 12, 2008: Whittle Gets Strap, Real or Fake Bills?, Blame Game, Missing Will James, Junk Viewing, Browns Predictions

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 02:19:00 +0000

1) The Bills went to New England and once again were humbled by Billy B. and a cast of second string characters. The brothers have trouble finding a Bill who actually brought his nuts.

2) Three weeks of dreadful losses, and the brothers wonder if they've seen the real Bills or the fake Bills? Real or fake Trent? Real or fake Peters? Real or fake T. Mcgee? Real or fake K. Mitchell?

3) Riley and Bennett look to dole out a little blame for the losing streak. Both brothers place the blame on guys who aren't even out there playing. Listen in for the scoop.

4) The final roster cuts were made long ago, but the Bills are probably still regretting letting Will James take his game elsewhere. They could definitely use the guy now, huh?

5) Bennett's son has taken to showing his junk to any and all visitors. Is this a good thing? You bet.

6) The Browns come to The Ralph very a Monday night battle. The Bills -- now in last place in the AFC East -- really need this one. But will they get it?

October 29, 2008: Royal Brings Strap, Reed Goes Down, Not-So-Special Teams, Pleasure Polls, Jet Predictions

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:36:00 +0000

1) The Bills gave up big plays and big points, and left South Florida with another loss and mounting injuries. Robert Royal takes some heat, while the brothers wonder why there wasn't more Beast Mode on Sunday.

2) Josh Reed pulled a hammy (or something like that) and the Bills' offense went into a tailspin. If the guy is out for a significant amount of time, who is going to step up?

3) The Special Teams have been less than special for the Bills this season, and the brothers aren't too happy about that. Paging Mark Pike!

4) From the daily election polls to the meaningless, ubiquitous ESPN polls, Riley just can't get enough. And how does this relate to finding a bag of weed at Off Track Betting? Listen in for the details.

5) Old Man Favre and the J-E-T-S visit The Ralph for what the brothers are sure will be a shoot-out. Can the hobbled D hold up against Brett's golden arm?

October 24, 2008: McCargo Straps It, Edwards & Mascara, Draft Busts, Injury Bugg, Whitner's New Role, Predictions

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:28:00 +0000

1) The Bills shot down the high-flying Charger offense, but the defense took away a couple of straps. Tune in to find out why. The Brothers are guaranteeing a podcast free from bad "electric" puns based on either transformers or Chargers.

2) Is Edwards wearing mascara? Maybe, maybe not, but the Brothers use the opportunity to discuss what's their favorite femme product.

3) It's early yet, but is 2008 the biggest draft bust in Bills history? Where's McKelvin? Hardy? Has Chris Ellis entered the Witness Protection Program? And what does this mean to the Bills this season?

4) The injury bug has officially bitten. Crowell, now DiGiorgio. McGee and Schobel are sidelined. Time for a game of true false? McGee is the player we most need back. Schobel should shut it down for a month. DiGiorgio will hurt more than Crowell.

5) Whitner has been moved around a lot: corner, free safety, safety. Now there's a new former that cuts Ko Simpson out of the picture. Is this a good idea? The Brothers disagree.

6) The Bills head south to hot Miami to face off against the on-again, off-again Dolphins. Will the Bills come away with a W in their first divisional action? Bennett seems to have a pair of crystal balls while Riley, well, you get the picture.

October 16, 2008: McCargo Bulges, Gonzalez Says No, Bowie Dumps on Old Navy, Bills @ #4, Buffalo Takes Some Lumps, and Predix

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:47:00 +0000

1) In the span of twenty-four hours, John McCargo went from Buffalo to Indy, then back to Buffalo. Is the guy now definitively a bust? The brothers discuss.

2) All-Pro tight end Tony Gonzalez was available for the mere asking price of a second round pick. Turns out the Bills were willing to deal, but Tony G. said no to Buffalo. Nice one, Tony. Dick.

3) Bennett and his now potty-trained toddler had a little incident at Old Navy this past weekend. Hey you at Old Navy, next time Bennett's kid needs to take a dump, let him use the bathroom. Or else...

4) ESPN has the Bills ranked #4. Do the Bills deserve so much respect? The brothers love their Bills, but #4 seems a bit high.

5) The Wall Street Journal called the Bills fans the worst fans in the league. What gives?

6) The Chargers come to The Ralph for a big game this Sunday. Will concussed Trent Edwards and the boys be able to handle LT and the gang? The brothers debate.

October 9, 2008: Nutless Bills, Jauron's Head of the Class, Wuss Fantasy Football, Shaving Nose Hair, True/False

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:11:00 +0000

1) Bennett's oldest joins the discussion on the Desert Debacle. The Bills were certainly Nutless but someone has to take home the hardware. Tune in to find out who.

2) Of all the coaches drafted in 2006, is Jauron really the best? He certainly smokes the likes of the newly unemployed Scott Linehan and Marvin Lewis, who has been reduced the role of school marm. But does he knock off Mike McCarthy and Sean Payton?

3) Riley has been dominating his fantasy football league. But wait! It's all former Peace Corps Volunteers. Can he still brag about it? Well, he'll certainly try.

4) Bennett's got a beard of nose hair to go with his nasty body odor issues. Yes, mid-life crisis is upon him. You've really got to see how he's handling it.

5) With no game next week, the Brothers play a game of True or False: Is Dick Jauron the coach of the future? Are Schobel and Kelsey the answer at DE? Is Edwards too fragile? You want answers, the Brothers have them.

Special Bonus: Hear Bennett's son gurgle cute sounds. No really. We're serious.

October 2, 2008: Rookie Gets Strap, Cuts Get Made, Players Light Up, Late-Game Injuries, and Card Predictions

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:21:00 +0000

1) After giving insta-feedback on the new Evans deal, the brothers dispense their awards and raspberries from the Rams game.

2) Barnes gets shown the door and a few preschoolers in Bennett's son's school get sent home. Are there life lessons here?

3) Williams thinks about lighting up during the bye week while Henry's career flames out with a drug bust. Are the brothers obsessed with life lessons this week? Should players just chill out with some sideline herb? Tune in.

4) Everyone knows when the game's over. So what were the Rams and Cardinals doing going for broke when down by three scores? Now Boldin's out. Who's to blame?

5) Time for weekly predictions. At 4-0, you'd think the Bills would be top dog, but now they're just underdogs. Will the Bills bring the beat down or simply get beat? For the first time this year, the brothers disagree.

September 25, 2008: Peters Keeps Nutting, Whitner Still Drinking, Weakest Link, Bennett's Bathroom, Predictions

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:02:00 +0000

1) Even though the Bills came away with a victory on Sunday, the brothers weren't impressed with what they saw. Peters and the rest of the O-line only brought their straps.

2) Last week Donte Whitner found himself the recipient of a two hundred dollar shot from an adoring fan. This week Donte's headed back to that same bar hoping for another gratis libation. The brothers are worried the stud safety might up ruffied and "with a plunger up his ass."

3) The Bills are 3-0, and the team looks solid. But where do the weaknesses lie in this Buffalo squad? Look no further than the center spot.

4) Bennett's having some issues with the bathroom at work. Riley's having some issues with the bathroom at school. Listen in for the details.

5) The Bills take their game to St. Louis and the winless slag heap that is the Rams. Will Trent and the gang come away with another W, or is this really a trap game? The brothers debate.

September 18, 2008: Coaches Bring Nuts, Contract Talk, Showing Brain, Whitner Gets Smashed, Raider Hatin'

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:21:00 +0000

1) The Bills weathered the heat down in Florida and came away with their second victory in as many games. So many nuts to pass out, so little time.

2) Dick Jauron and Lee Evans are in the midst of contract extension talks. Is now the right time, or should the Bills have waited? The brothers disagree.

3) Redskins tight end and frequent blogger, Chris Cooley, posted a photo of his playbook on the Internet before last weekend's game. Oh, and look...there's his penis in the background! Uh oh.

4) Starting safety Donte Whitner ran into a fan who bought Donte a $200 shot of something that "tasted strong." Bad idea? Riley and Bennett sure think so.

5) Raider Nation makes an appearance at The Ralph this sunday, and the brothers aren't impressed by what they've seen from Al Davis's gang. Riley claims it's going to be a bloodbath.

September 12, 2008: Chambers Brings the Nuts, Reassessing the Season, #85, Making Way for Peters, Smack Talk, Jags Predictions

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:21:00 +0000

1) The Bills dominated the Seahawks in the home opener. Kirk Chambers, a whipping boy on many of last year's podcasts, gets props for bringing his nuts. As for the strap, well, listen in for the details.

2) Brady goes down. Merriman's out. Vince Young needs therapy and a hug. How do the Bills's playoff chances look now that the rest of the AFC is imploding?

3) Chad Johnson officially changed his name, and now he's considering forking over millions of dollars to get his new moniker emblazoned on the back of his Sunday uniform. Bennett thinks Chad should have taken care of this when #85 "didn't suck," while Riley proposes bringing back the XFL jerseys. He Hate Me, anyone?

4) The Bills have to send someone to the waiver wire in order to make way for malcontent left tackle Jason Peters. Who will it be? How 'bout Steve Johnson pulling a hammy in the shower and ending up on IR for the year? Bingo.

5) Fred Taylor and his boys are talking big time smack, all of it blowing in the direction of former teammate and now beast of Buffalo, Marcus Stroud. Bad idea? The brothers sure think so.

6) A week ago, the Jacksonville game was a sure loss for the Bills. Suddenly, the Jags look wounded and the Bills look dominant. Do the brothers think Edwards and the gang can go down to Florida and pick up a W? You bet.

September 4, 2008: Crowell, Roster Cuts, Pre-Season Awards, Season Predictions, Hatin' Phelps, 'Hawk Thoughts

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:07:00 +0000

1) Crowell goes down. An hour later the brothers give their initial reactions to the devastating news. 2) The Bills trimmed their roster to a tidy 53. Bennett likes the fact that the Bills took the knife to the tight end spot, while Riley's concerned about the depth on the O-line. 3) A pre-season at widerightradio wouldn't be complete without the brothers' pre-season awards. Bennett doles out his "most likely to get suspended" to grizzly-man JP, and Riley tabs McLovin' as the winner of the "Mike Gandy Award," given to the player most likely to suck. 4) Will an easier schedule allow the Bills to improve on last year's 7-9 record, or will having Brett Favre and Bill Parcells nearby trip the Bills up on their way back to the land of respect? 5) Bennett hates Michael Phelps. Turns out he's not the only one. And what's with that Michael Phelps: Greatest Olympian DVD? Who actually wants that shit??? 6) The Seahawks come into The Ralph bruised and banged-up. Can the Bills take advantage and come away with a W in the first game of the season? The brothers sure think so.

August 23, 2008: Trent's Injuries, Favre to Jets, Mum Peters, Olympic Talk

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:10:00 +0000

1) We're only two games into the pre-season, but Bennett and Riley are already spotting some interesting developments out there on the field. Better hit the hot tub, Trent.

2) Brett Favre's packed up and moved to the city that never sleeps. Should Bills fans be concerned? Will the Bills line up across from the MVP who once dominated the league, or the aging veteran known for throwing untimely interceptions?

3) The Bills are heading into their third pre-season game and still no word from stud tackle Jason Peters. Riley's pissed, while Bennett just wants a glimpse of the guy before signing him to a mega-deal.

4) The brothers love their football, but they also love their Olympics. What lesser known sports would they like to see more of? And what sports would they like to see less of? Trampoline anyone? No thank you.

July 25, 2008: Peters Hold-Out, Lynch Hit & Run, Grandpa's Meshed Nuts, Training Camp Battles, Tasker to Hall?

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:28:00 +0000

1) Stud left tackle Jason Peters was a no-show on the first day of training camp. Does he deserve a new deal, or should J. Pete shut up and play out his contract?

2) There's no debating that Marshawn Lynch hit someone with his Porsche that night in Allentown. But there is debate over whether Beast Mode actually knew he hit someone.

3) The brothers' beloved grandfather had successful hip surgery, but for some reason his balls have swelled to the size of softballs. And what's with his choice of underwear? The horrified brothers discuss.

4) As the Bills head into training camp, Riley and Bennett look at a couple key battles that are worth keeping an eye on. Robert Royal, watch your back.

5) The NFL Network recently named Steve Tasker to their list of best players NOT in the NFL. Both the brothers want their beloved special teams ace in the hall, but will he ever get there?

April 7, 2008: Henry to Bflo?, Draft , Leinart is Bennett's Hero, Bills to Canada, Handicapped Stalls are "Da Bomb," VeinsVeins

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:19:00 +0000

1) Chris Henry, the Bengals lanky wide receiver and all time leader in arrest warrants, was finally released by Cinci after busting up some chump's face, leaving the brothers to ponder if the Bills shouldn't give a thug a chance.

2) The Bills head into the draft with a pocketful of picks and glaring needs at wideout, corner, and tight end. Riley thinks the Bills should keep rebuilding that D-Line, while Bennett's sure a top notch corner would make all the difference to Buffalo's porous defense.

3) A year after doing nailing Britney, Matt Leinart gets caught partying with underage girls at his pad in Arizona. Yeah, we're talking Jacuzzi, beer bongs, all the good stuff. Don't believe it? Check the link.

4) The Bills playing up North has been in the works for a while now, and the brothers are ready to weigh in on whether this is good for the team. Is it savvy marketing, or just a precursor to a permanent move to TO?

5) Riley's obsessed with handicapped stalls. Spacious, well-appointed...what's not to like? But what about the threat of getting caught. Is it worth the risk? The brothers debate.

6) The Sabres season is finally, mercifully over. While there's not much to admire about the 07-08 campaign, there is that one bright spot: the advertisements on MSG. From organ donation to vein surgery to limp wood remedies, there's something for everyone.

March 11, 2008: New Additions, Sans Audibles, Dental Work, Trading JP, Cuts

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:29:00 +0000

1) The Bills made a splash by landing defensive beefcake Marcus Stroude from the Jags. While the brothers aren't convinced the former all pro will return to form, they are convinced management is heading in the right direction.

2) Word is out that the Bills didn't call a single audible in all of 2007. Don't believe it? It's true! Turns out the coaches didn't trust their pair of young qb's to do the deed. The brothers are justifiably horrified.

3) Bennett's just returned from the dentist with a new tooth and a face full of paralysis. But instead of being down, he's ready to add the dentist to his list of stuff that he digs...that other people don't dig. Listen in for the complete list. Airplane food is yummy!

4) JP finally lost his job for good, and now he rests squarely on the trading block. Bills fans are hoping to score a first day draft pick for the mentally challenged signal caller, but the brothers believe that's just wishful thinking. What can the Bills expect to get back for #7?

5) The Bills have been cutting and adding that roster, and Riley and Bennett have plenty of opinions. Where have you gone, Kiwaukee Thomas? Sniff, sniff.

January 2, 2008: Bryan Scott Brings Nuts, 7-9 Good or Bad?, Mini-Bhutto Talk, Mike Gandy Award, Ebay Reset, Filling Holes

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 16:06:00 +0000

1) The Bills laid a stinker in Philly to end the season at a disappointing 7-9, but the brothers manage to find a couple bright spots out there in unheralded Bryan Scott and Division III graduate John DiGiorgio.

2) Sixteen weeks ago, Riley and Bennett made their season predictions. Now that the season's over, how do those predictions look? And can we call a 7-9 season a success?

3) Bennett's not much for politics, but he's got something to say about Benazir Bhutto and all that Pakastani business. His advice to Bhutto's son: stay in school, kid!

4) The brothers hand out a few end of season awards, high-lighted by the "Mike Gandy Award," doled out to the player who, well, sucked the most.

5) Bennett's lot of "Rejected Christmas Gifts" is up to thirty bucks, but the brothers' parents are none too pleased about their kids regifting and recycling. Oh, so we should just take that mustard-colored lanyard and stick it in the back of the closet for the next fifty years?

6) A 7-9 team has more than a few holes to fill, and Riley knows where the most gaping one lies: right in between the defensive ends. Will new Bills management recognize where the team needs help? Let's hope so.

December 28, 2007: Peters's Big Nuts, Crappy Christmas Gifts, Roscoe Rollin' in Dough, Tigerrific, Philly Predictions

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:08:00 +0000

1) The Bills started strong against the Giants, then stud guard Jason Peters (he who brought his nuts) headed to the locker room with a groin injury. What happened next? The Bills got rolled, with the left side of the offensive line looking "as open as Brittney's yawning vijajay." That ain't good.

2) Christmas is the time for good cheer, heavy drinking, and getting unwanted gifts from friends and relatives. What does one do with all that unwanted crap? Ebay, baby! And just wait until you hear what Bennett gave Riley a few years back. Bah-bah black sheep, have you any wool?

3) The Bills signed return ace Roscoe Parrish to a long-term deal to the tune of twelve million dollars over four years. Is the blue smurf worth the big bucks, or is this yet another bad decision from Marv and the gang?

4) Did you hear about the tiger who jumped a thirty foot moat and ripped some teenager's head off at the San Fran zoo the other day? Tragedy? Nah. Justice. Don't fuck with tigers.

5) With respect and draft order at stake, the Bills head to Philly and a date with Brian Westbrook. Will the Bills claim a .500 record, or will fold and look ahead to a juicy early to mid first round selection?

December 20, 2007: Evans In the Wind, NFL Products, Head Jackson, Pro Bowl Thoughts, Giant Predictions

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 20:33:00 +0000

1) The Bills playoff run hit the skids in snowy Cleveland on Sunday. What should have been a meaningful playoff game looked more like what Bennett calls "Tony Montana's Christmas party." It wasn't pretty; neither was the Bills performance. The brothers single out Lee Evans and Steve Fairchild for their nut-less play.

2) Who knew a conversation about douches could inspire a barrage of emails from wideright listeners, with one listener going so far as to propose a line of NFL endorsed feminine hygiene products. Listen in for details on the "terrible tampon" and other NFL goods the brothers would like to see.

3) Fred Jackson has busted onto the Bills scene this season, and with his emergence come two dueling nick-names. Should he be Fred "Action" Jackson, or Fred "Head" Jackson? Riley and Bennett weigh in.

4) The pro bowl roster was announced this week, and only freakish O-lineman Jason Peters is making the trek to Hawaii. Riley and Bennett give kudos to Peters, and discuss which Bills are on the cusp of pro bowl status.

5) The New York Football Giants come to The Ralph this Sunday. Unlike the Bills, little boy Manning and his overrated crew have something to play for. Will they leave with a playoff birth secured, or get snowed under by the resilient Bills squad looking to secure a winning record?

December 10, 2007: Hargrove's Nuts, Creepy Wendy, Fish & Pats, Massengill, Playoffs, Cleveland Predictions

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:15:00 +0000

1) The Dolphins came into The Ralph looking for their first win of the season. And then promptly got spanked by a nasty Bills squad trying to make a playoff run. But what's with those guys on the Miami sideline holding up bath towels? Listen in for the details.

2) Wendy's has replaced dead Dave Thomas with some creepy, pale faced geek in a Wendy's 'do. The brothers aren't feeling it. Bring back Dave, even if the dude is dead.

3) A month ago, Riley and Bennett wondered if the Pats and Dolphins could remain perfect for an entire season. Hindsight's 20/20. How do those predictions look now?

4) Bennett doesn't understand certain feminine hygiene products. Thankfully for him, his wife is around to shed a little light. But what do the homeless have to do with douches? It's complicated.

5) The Bills are 7-6, and now a serious contender for the final wild card spot in the AFC. But what are their chances, really? Riley, the stat man, breaks it down for you.

6) Fourteen weeks ago, Buffalo/Cleveland looked like a game to determine the first pick in the draft. Now it's a playoff game, one the brothers see going down very differently.

December 3, 2007: McGees Nuts n Straps, Bennett and the Knife, Rethinking the Headlines, Gibbs Goofs, and Predictions on Fins

Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:23:00 +0000

1) Riley repents and the brothers clash over McGee's performance Sunday as Nuts and Straps get handed out.

2) Speaking of nuts, Bennett's been fathering children like Cleto Ruis Dias. Is it time to get snipped?

3) Lindell sails a 36 yard kick wide right. Gibbs doesn't call a second time out. Edwards doesn't throw a bullet to Josh Reed for 30 yards. What if this game had come out differently? What would the headlines be?

4) Joe Gibbs decided to reassure Bills fans that they don't have the worst coach in the league (though there's some argument for Cam Cameron). By trying to twice-ice the kicker, Gibbs put the game on ice for the Bills.

5) The 0-12 Dolphins roll into the Ralph next weekend. It's a must-win and a gimme-win for the Bills. It makes Riley nervous, but Bennett predicts big things for the suddenly resurgent Bills. Are the playoffs in order?

November 27, 2007: Fred Jackson Rocks, Green Cards, New Edition, Machete Time, Skins Predictions

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:42:00 +0000

1) JP was JV, and the Bills imploded in their loss to the Jags. But what about that Fred Jackson? The brothers like what they've seen. FJ is mini-beast mode.

2) Riley's heading in for his "adjustment of status interview" this week. Gerard Depardieu, eat your heart out. Or something like that.

3) Bennett's new baby arrived a month early, and everyone except for old man grandpa is psyched. And if you're wondering, the west coast Wide Right Radio correspondent was there to see it all. Business end.

4) No question the Sean Taylor incident is tragic, but the brothers are more focused on Taylor's weapon of choice: the machete. Sweet.

5) The Bills head to the nation's capital for a showdown with the Skins. Will Marshawn be back in the line-up? Will Trent Edwards make a difference? Will the Bills hang around in the playoff race for yet another week?

November 19, 2007: Straps Aplenty, Bad Bills/Good Bills, Edwards/Losman, In Game, Thanksgiving Talk, Jax Predictions

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:20:00 +0000

1) When you lose by forty-six points, there aren't a lot of guys who brought their nuts. The straps, however, are aplenty.

2) At 5-5, the Bills are sitting on the edge of the playoff race. But do they even belong in such talk? Is this a good team, one worthy of praise following a four game win streak? Or is this a bad team, one rightfully disrobed on national television?

3) Jauron's already named Losman the starter for next week. While Riley's been done with JP for a few weeks now, Bennett's willing to give the kid one more shot down in Florida before pulling the plug for good.

4) With the Bills getting blown out in the second half, the brothers both found time to do a few things around the house. Sesame Street, anyone?

5) Thanksgiving's coming up, and neither brother is too pleased. Bennett's headed for an afternoon of Honest Abe and shit salad, while Riley's preparing for a day of leisurely chick-flick viewing. The horror.

6) Buffalo goes to Jacksonville to face a tough team looking to solidify its hold on a playoff spot. Can JP, in what might be his last shot in the saddle, nut it up, or will JP be JV and send the Bills into a late season slide?

November 15, 2007: JP is JV, 16-0 or 0-16?, Naked Drive-Thru Reset, Tasering is Fun, Pats Predictions

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:11:00 +0000

1) Marshawn Lynch yet again went into "beast mode," handing the Dolphins another cruel defeat. While the brothers acknowledge the beast's stellar performance, they wonder why the old JV Losman decided to rear his ugly head. Even the brothers' dear old mom was horrified by the California kid's performance.

2) Miami could be headed for sixteen straight losses, while New England's could be headed for sixteen straight wins. Who will achieve perfection? Riley's convinced The Pats will get there, while Bennett's sure Miami has a goose egg in its sights.

3) Last year an assistant coach for the Detroit Lions got busted for rolling naked through a Wendy's drive through. Did the story end there? Nah. It just keeps getting better. Listen in for the details.

4) Miami defensive tackle Fred Evans was tasered (or is it "tased?") by police during a traffic dispute. Now Mr. Evans is suing, claiming something about how it didn't feel so good to get juiced with a couple hundred thousand volts. The brothers don't want to hear it. They like tasers. So should you.

5) The undefeated Patriots come into Buffalo for a nationally televised night game. Unfortunately for the Bills, beast mode will be relegated to towel waving from the sideline. Yeah, bummer. Yet somehow, Bennett still thinks the Bills will pull this one off. Do you believe in miracles? Yes!

November 5, 2007: Toothless Grin, Beast Mode, JP vs Trent, 85 Faking It, Driving School, Fish Predictions

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:06:00 +0000

1) The Bills scored an impressive victory over Chad Johnson and the Bengals on Sunday. Somehow, Riley and Bennett dole out the strap to a dude who scored on a 101 yard return. Confused? Hang in there.

2) Adrian Peterson has another gear, but Marshawn Lynch has "beast mode." Just what exactly is beast mode and what does it mean for the brothers? Listen in for the details.

3) JP had one of his best games as a Bill, but did he do enough to win back his job? Riley's convinced it's Edwards's team, while Bennett thinks JP could make a strong case for himself with a win over the Pats in two weeks. But will he even be playing in that game?

4) Chad Johnson talked some smack, dropped a bunch of balls, then got carted off the field complaining of neck pain and reaching for the Icy/Hot. Was the injury legit, or was the king of trash talk just faking it?

5) Some crappy ass driving school is using Bennett's driveway to instruct beginning drivers on the finer points of the three point turn. Not cool.

6) The Bills head to Miami to face a desperate, winless Dolphin team.Can the Bills stay hot and put up their fourth "W" in a row, or will the fish bring the boys from Buffalo back to reality?

October 29, 2007: Moorman Double Strapped, Trent v JP, Fantasy Talk, Bowie's Wardrobe, Cinci Predictions

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:06:00 +0000

1) Okay, so it wasn't pretty. It wasn't even interesting. But it was a victory. The Bills players should be thrilled, except maybe punter Brian Moorman, who moped his way to his worst game as a Bill and a double strap.

2) Just when we thought we'd seen the last of JP, he comes in and stuns the Jets with an eighty-five yard bomb to win the game. Does JP's performance change anything, or is Edwards still the main man? And was the strike to Evans a great play call, or just a lucky break? The brothers debate.

3) With Marshawn Lynch a main component of Riley's successful fantasy team, Riley's more than capable of assessing the various Bills and their fantasy outlook. As for Bennett, he quit fantasy football cold turkey years ago when his addiction got ugly. Listen if for the details.

4) Bennett's been taking some serious heat for his son's ensembles. When are pants not just pants? And should he be color-coordinating his son's outfits?

5) The once mighty Bengals travel to The Ralph looking to prove they're better than their marginal record. Will the Bills offense be able to step up and keep pace with Carson Palmer and the gang?

October 25, 2007: Nut & Strap, Homer Talk, Soft Sabres, Hairy Woman, Jets Predictions

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 00:07:00 +0000

1) The Bills D finally stepped up in the fourth quarter last Sunday, shutting down the Ravens and leading the Bills to a tight victory. It's only fitting that Riley and Bennett hand out nuts to two members of the defensive unit who were instrumental.

2) With the Jets, Bengals, and Fish all ahead in the next month, the brothers wonder if the Bills could actually make a run and be waiting for New England at 5-4. Probable? Nah. Possible? Well, anything's possible.

3) The Sabres are struggling. Do they miss Briere and Drury? You bet. Bennett's watched the first eight games and deems the Sabres "Euro pusses." If there's a bright spot, however, it's Brian Campbell's, uh, advertising work. Listen in for the scoop.

4) Bennett's woman is pregnant and getting harrier by the day. You want details of his wife's ever-growing fu manchu beard? We got 'em.

5) The Bills head to the Meadowlands as three point underdogs. Will Chad Pennington exact revenge for the close defeat at The Ralph a few weeks back, or will Trent Edwards and the Bills finally put two wins together?

October 18, 2007: Coaches Get the Strap, Ranking the Loss, Edwards v. Losman, Laundry Trouble, To Toronto, Hating on Willis

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:08:00 +0000

1) The Bills suffered a crushing, inconceivable Monday night loss to the Cowboys. The brothers are convinced that anytime you lead for an entire game and lose on the last play, it's got to be coaching. Nice going, Dick!

2) Devastated Bills fans are wondering just where this loss ranks in the pantheon of horrific Bills losses. Wide Right? Harmon Drops the Ball? Monday Night Meltdown? Listen in for the order. If you can stomach it.

3) Dick and Ralph have decided to hand over the reigns to rookie Trent Edwards. Riley's ready to send JP packing, while Bennett thinks surfer boy deserves one more chance to ride the wave.

4) Bennett's having trouble with his wife's laundry. For some reason he can't tell an arm hole from a neck hole from a leg hole. Huh?

5) The Bills are looking to play a couple games up in Toronto to expand the fan base. Good idea? The brothers think so.

6) Willis McGahee and the vaunted Ravens D come to The Ralph for a Sunday afternoon visit. Can T. Edwards and the gang get a W? And is Willis the most hated Bill in Bills history?

October 4, 2007: Greer Goes Nuts, The Fake Spike Sucks, Drunk and Disorderly, Vick Goes PETA, Boys Predictions

Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:53:00 +0000

1) Rookies Trent Edwards and Marshawn Lynch led the way for the Bills last Sunday, but the brothers have a couple other guys in mind when it comes to handing out the nuts.

2) Chad Pennington worked the fake spike to perfection on Sunday, resulting in a last second field goal try and Riley getting pissed. Should the fake spike be outlawed? What about the last-minute "ice the kicker" time-out? Snore. The brothers debate.

3) Jet games bring out the best in Bills fans, including an astounding eleven arrests after Sunday's contest at The Ralph. Getting smashed and getting arrested, now that's a good time...especially when it's your dear old dad going down.

4) Michael Vick's back in the news, this time for doing community service hours at the local PETA branch. While Riley's not so sure this is a good idea, Bennett's already got his #7 "Meat is Murder" jersey pre-ordered.

5) Wade Phillips and the vaunted Cowboys offense show up to give The Ralph some Monday night bling. Will T.O. and the gang blow away the depleted Bills D, or can the hometown crew somehow keep it close?

September 28, 2007: Nut & Strap, Revising Predictions, Vick Smoking Herb, Cower Comeback, Jets Game

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:20:00 +0000

1) To no one's surprise, Tom Brady and the Pats dismantled the Bills to the tune of 38-7, just three points off Riley's 38-10 pre-game prediction. While the jockstraps were many, the brothers do find a couple Bills who actually brought their nuts.

2) Before the season started, Riley thought the Bills would go 5-11. Bennett had them at 6-10. It's time to give that schedule another gander and reassess. Forget a winning season. The brothers just wonder how long until those drunks in the upper deck start sporting the brown bag head gear.

3) Michael Vick backed up his dog fighting with a little herb smoking. Sweet. But why does the NFL insist on testing for a drug that is far from performance enhancing?

4) Reports have famed Steel town coach Bill Cower looking to return to the NFL. Any chance he can step into the Bills job?

September 20, 2007: JP's First Strap, OJ's Posse, Coffee Talk, Pats Predictions

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:43:00 +0000

1) The Steelers dismantled the depleted Bills, and there are no shortages of jockstraps to hand out. Amazingly, Riley still found one guy out there who brought it. As for Bennett, he's just psyched one of the Bills took the time to pose for a photo with dear old mom.

2) The Juice is back in the news, and while Bennett wonders how OJ has any kind of posse to roll with, Riley finds it all just plain sad.

3) Starbucks. Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf. Peete's. Folks toting their extra large coffees are driving Bennett nuts. Does he have a legit gripe, or is he just a cheap ass bitch?

4) The Bills stumble into New England as sixteen point underdogs. Will the real JP Losman show up and keep this one close, or will the Pats roll to another lopsided victory?

September 13, 2007: Sad Day in Bills History, Chicks as Fans, Thieving Pats, Iron City Predictions

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:07:00 +0000

1) A last second defeat, a broken ankle, a torn MCL, a busted arm, and a devastating spine injury. Is this the worst game in Bills history? Say what you will, at least there's a lot of love coming out of B-town this week.

2) According to a sports marketing survey of over 200,000 fans in 75 US markets, Pittsburgh has the largest base of female fans. Buffalo? Third. Are female fans sexy? Listen to the brothers debate.

3) Bill Belichick and his gang of Patriot spies were busted for using video to steal defensive signals in last week's game against the Jets. Riley thinks a second round pick and a four game suspension for Mr. Bill would be just punishment, while Bennett believes the NFL is preparing a nice little slap on the wrist.

4) The depleted and demoralized Bills visit the Steel City and the suddenly revitalized Steelers. The brothers wonder whether the Bills will come out flat, or -- inspired by their fallen comrades -- come out with the heart of a lion.

September 7, 2007: Riley Joins the Club, Pre-Season Awards, Bowie's Schlong, Bills/Broncos Predictions

Fri, 07 Sep 2007 22:00:00 +0000

1) Instead of playing it safe and heading for Hawaii or the Greek islands, Riley took his new bride to Peru for their honeymoon. Now Riley's back, ready to spin tall tales of massive earthquakes and breathless sexual adventures. Listen in for all the gruesome details.

2) With the regular season underway this week, it's time for the brothers to throw out a few "awards." Who will win the Anthony Hargrove award and be the first -- make that second -- to be suspended for use of a banned substance? Who will claim the Mike Gandy award, given to the player who flat out sucks? And then there's the Willis McGahee award. No podcast would be complete without mention of the self-proclaimed greatest running back in the game.

3) For the past eighteen months Bennett's been stressing over the size of his son's package. Finally, a breakthrough.

4) Travis Henry and his herd of Broncos bring their punishing brand of run-first football to The Ralph on Sunday. Riley thinks the Bills special teams will keep it close, while Bennett's holding out hope for a miracle win.

August 14, 2007: Bills vs Saints, Jimbo As Owner, Boy #2, Hargrove Lights Up

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:26:00 +0000

1) Finally, some action. The Bills took on the Saints last Friday, and Riley's ready with his list of what you need to know about the game. Is Langston Walker the second coming of Mike Gandy? Can Fred Jackson come from nowhere to win a spot on the roster? Can Bennett move the Bills up on his TiVo season pass manager so he can actually record the games and not that crappy HGTV his wife loves so much? Listen in for the scoop.

2) Jim Kelly's expressed interest in obtaining a piece of the Bills, should Ralph Wilson kick the bucket. Does Jimbo really have the 200 million it would take to party in Orchard Park?

3) Bennett's wife has another bun in the oven. Yeah, boy number two is en route. Bennett's worried that a second son will drive his wife to ask for another shot in the sheets, hoping for a girl. Will he go for three?

4) Defensive end Anthony Hargrove worked over some cops and then got busted for violating the league's substance abuse policy. Riley thinks it's time to cut the gregarious lineman loose, while Bennett thinks smoking some sticky-icky is really no big deal.

July 26, 2007: Cock Rings, Dogs Fights, and the Bills Start Underwear Camp

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:04:00 +0000

1) Riley reports in after two months of marriage: No changes except for a funky wedding ring. Listen to the brother commiserate and Bennett offers some not-so PC advice.

2) The Rochester D&C posed 11 questions to start the Bills season. Riley dons his crystal cock ring and tries to predict the future.

3) The start of training camp is usually all snores, but the Buffalo News decided to spice it up. As good as Time Magazine making OJ "blacker"? Not quite.

4) Vick. Vick. Vick. That's all you hear from the sports pages nowadays. The brothers yearn for the yesteryears of drug addiction and DUIs and Bennett offers up a unique punishment Michael "I like to kill innocent animals" Vick.

5) ESPN's been tossing the Bills in the rankings cellar. How can the Bills climb out? Are the playoffs in their future?

July 4, 2007: Sick on Sabres, Bills Draft, Minicamp, Walker No-Show, Romanian Wedding

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:52:00 +0000

1) As much as Riley and Bennett love their Bills, they also love their Sabres. And the past forty-eight hours haven't been easy on puck fans from Western New York. How are the brothers coping with the loss of captains Chris Drury and Danny Briere? Listen in for the sob story.

2) The Bills filled a few holes with their 2007 draft, nabbing running back Marshawn Lynch and Paul "P-Zed" Poslusny with their first two selections. Riley's excited about the backfield, but Bennett's got concerns about P-Zed being anointed the second coming of Shane Conlan.

3) Bennett found himself tuning in to the NFL Network coverage of Bills minicamp. Nothing like wasting an hour of your life watching JP adjust his mouthguard while some guy fifty-seventh on the depth chart at left tackle adjusts his jock.

4) The Bills traded Takeo Spikes for Darwin Walker. It doesn't look like Mr. Walker's ever going to suit up in Bills uni. Nice move. So what now?

5) Riley finally got hitched, tying the knot in the middle of Romania. Riley's pleased as punch, but Bennett's got a beef with the long flight and the tape worm he picked up from the reception grub.

April 24, 2007: Bills Draft, What Would Willis Do?, Bills Schedule, Ass Combing, Sabres/Rangers

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 01:22:00 +0000

1) While the Brothers ponder who the Bills will nab with the 12th pick in this Sunday's NFL Draft (another Willis? the naughty Lynch? or perhaps a gentleman you've never heard of who experts thought would come off the board in the 7th round?), they deeply question Mel Kiper's decision making in the mock drafts and mock turtlenecks.

2) Today marks the start of a new series: What Would Willis Do? Instead of asking what Jesus would do in a situation, Bennett and Riley look into their magic 8 ball and wonder...what would the departed Willis McGahee do in this situation. Who would Willis draft?

3) The Bills schedule hit the streets a few weeks ago. Riley doesn't think it's so tough while Bennett wonders how many weeks it will take for the Bills to get win number one.

4) Riley's been contemplating recycled toilet paper. Bennett has better ideas. Ever heard of the "glove"? If not, listen in.

5) The Sabres and Rangers lock horns this Wednesday. Bennett's scared of the Rangers while Riley's just worried about Sean Avery. Either way, it's shaping up to be a long, tough series.

March 26, 2007: Willis Booted, Bennett Stinks, O-Line Revamped, JP and Lee, Riley Goes to Buffalo

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:47:00 +0000

1) The Bills finally jettisoned their disgruntled running back (and most infamous baby maker) to Baltimore in exchange for three draft picks and a summer of not having to hear Willis mouth off about everything from Hollywood to Canadian bacon. Everyone seems to think the Ravens got themselves an A+ back for next to nothing, but the brothers see it differently.

2) Bennett's noticed a serious stench coming from somewhere in the house. Rat in the crawl space? Catbox overflowing with treats? Bowie's rank diaper? Nope. It's just Bennett. He stinks. And it's serious. Listen in to the brothers discuss.

3) The Bills made a splash into free agency by signing three beefcakes to over sixty million dollars worth of contracts. It's a big move, but is it a good move? Riley and Bennett aren't so sure.

4) While the Bills have spent plenty of cash on free agents, as well as on guys like Chris Kelsay and Anthony Thomas, the brothers wonder if the Bills' brass shouldn't be thinking about inking JP and Lee Evans to long-term deals. Come on, Marv, show these guys the money!

5) Riley and his woman made a pilgrimage back to Buffalo last week, complete with stops at Riley's old high school, the legendary Anchor Bar, and a few hours at the time warp of all time warps: the Niagara Falls Outlet Mall. Sweet. Pass the Orange Julius.

Family Tales: Watch Your Back

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 13:41:00 +0000

What exactly did that "so called doctor" exclaim when Riley dropped "trou" and bent over for his rectal examination? Which brother busted the shitter on their trip to that Virginia bed and breakfast? And what happens when Bennett spots some jackass taking a dump on the floor of a Los Angeles emergency room? Listen in for all the answers on this "best of" Bills Brothers, season one.

January 21, 2007: Willis Screws Everyone, Resigning Bills, Trading Willis, Ralph and The Hall, Willis in a Decade

Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:33:00 +0000

1) Willis McGahee likes the ladies. But when you get served with your third paternity suit in twenty four months, it's time to mix in a condom or two.

2) The Bills have a long list of players heading to free agency. Who deserves to be resigned? Listen to the brothers debate.

3) Willis's mouth (and schlong) are running him right out of Buffalo. If we traded Willis, what could we expect in return? Riley thinks Willis would look good in Bronco gear, while Bennett sees Willis running the rock in the CFL.

4) Nominations for the Pro Football Hall of Fame were released recently, and while Andre Reed and Thurmon Thomas were on the list, beloved owner Ralph Wilson was not. What gives?

5) With Willis half way out the locker room door, the brothers wonder just where he'll be in ten years. Doing a rehab stint? Cutting grass in Delaware Park? Stunt-cocking in California? So many options.

January 3, 2006: Williams's First Nut, Leinart Nails Brittney, Willis to Hollywood, Riley's LSAT, TKO Talks

Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:28:00 +0000

1) The Bills wrapped up a better than expected season with a tough loss to Ray Lewis and the Ravens. Kyle Williams picks up his first nut, while Peerless finds himself holding the strap, accused of "making no effort to come back to the ball, even with McAlister closing faster than Rosanne Barr on an In-N-Out Double Double." Yeah, that's some flowery language for you. Enjoy.

2) Rumors on the Internet (or "Internets" as George Bush calls it) have Matt Leinart hooking up with the well shaved Brittney Spears. Should the Heisman trophy winner be macking on K-Fed's ex, or should have he done better? Iraq War? G. Ford kicking the bucket? Israel-Lebanon conflict? Not important. This is. Listen in for the scoop.

3) When asked for his New Year's resolution, self-proclaimed "best running back in football" Willis McGahee responded: "I'm planning on making to Hollywood. I have to get this face on the big screen, man. You know I got to let people see me all the time. I don't need a helmet blocking everything. I need to be right there where people come see my premiere." Sweet. And Willis, Bennett's got a semen-crusted futon waiting for you in his guest bedroom in Los Angeles.

4) After months of nut-clutching anxiety, Riley aced the LSAT to the tune of 171. His secret? Cramming? Abstinence? Man diaper? Nope. Steroids. It's not just for offensive linemen anymore.

5) Takeo Spikes led the team in tackles on Sunday. Is this a sign he'll be his former self when camp opens next summer, or is Spikes destined to hang up his cleats and spend his days stuffing gorditas into that monster neck of his? The brothers debate.

December 29, 2006: Royal Beheading, Office Sex, Long Term Lindell, TD Rejection, Predictions

Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:13:00 +0000

1) Vince Young outplayed JP, but it's Robert Royal who's catching most of the brothers' flack. Listen to Riley and Bennett wonder what might have been if Royal hadn't 'Ronnie Harmoned' the most important play of the game.

2) Riley's in Los Angeles this week, hacking up with his fiancé in Bennett's office. Bennett claims there's a strange funk coming from behind the, uh, green door. (It's not really green, but you get the idea.) Is Riley boning his lady in there? Get the dish.

3) The Bills signed kicker Rian Lindell to a five year deal this week. Does he deserve the coin, or is he – as Riley anointed him in earlier in the year – merely the second coming of Scott Norwood? And what about Willis? Suddenly he's screaming for $$$ too.

4) Did you see the play where the Vikes cornerback intercepted Favre and tried to leap into the stands at Lambeau, only to get pushed back and doused with beer? The brothers did, and they were lovin' it.

5) JP and the gang head to Baltimore to face Ray Lewis and the 12-3 Ravens. Will the Bills come out on top and finish at .500, or will they drop to a less than impressive 7-9? Riley wonders if we should even root for a Bills victory, or if we should be angling for a higher draft pick.

December 20, 2006: Mularkey Gets a Nut, Responsibility for Bills, Bennett & the ER, Pro Bowl Snubs, Playoffs, Predictions

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:00:00 +0000

1) The Brother revel in a early 90's-era style thrashing of the Dolphins. Bennett waxes poetic on Keith Ellison while Riley deems Mularkey's performance nut worthy. The Fins also manage to pick up one of the straps while a certain wide receiver gets the other. Listen in for the flogging.

2) The Bills are hot, hot, hot. But the question is this: Who's responsible for the Bills turnaround? Is it Levy? Jauron? Or Donohoe? The brother bicker, argue, and arrive at an unusual conclusion.

3) You know you want to hear about a guy taking a dump on a hospital floor. You're a little ashamed, we know. But you want to know more. It's okay. Click here.

4) The Bills are sending three-legged Mooreman and tight-lipped Schobel to Honolulu for the Pro Bowl. Instead of revelling in the selections, Bills Nation is up in arms at the snub of Fletcher, Clements, and Evans. The Brothers offer a collective yawn.

5) Bennett busts out his abacus and unleashes the fury that is figuring out the Bills playoff chances. What is the one ring to rule them all? Will you be demeaned to rooting for the Dolphins come Monday night? Also see what WGR had to say.

6) In order to even think about the playoffs, the Bills need to win out, including this Sunday's game against the Titans. Bennett stares deep into his hairy crystal ball and pulls out a rancid prediction. Riley chips in too, but given his record most of our listeners simply don't give shit.

All that, and listen to Bennett sound like an 85 year-old chain smoker. Good times. Tune in or we kill the puppy. See the game highlights on YouTube.

December 12, 2006: Willis's Sammy, Bowie's Exploding Ass, Stupid Zales Guy, Coaches in Suits, 'Fins Predictions

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:29:00 +0000

1) The Bills finally kicked some ass (no playoffs for you, Mr. Pennington!), with Jason Peters and Mike Gandy leading the way for . But what's with Willis and the sideline sandwich? Listen to the brothers ponder mid-game snacking.

2) The only negative to Sunday's game was that Bennett had to watch it while cleaning up his son's vomit and 'rhea. Good times.

3) Have you seen this ad. where some geek high-fives another geek after making a purchase at Zales? Bennett has, and he's none too happy about it. If you're planning on buying your woman a rock at Zales, don't. And if you already have, here's hoping you didn't high-five some jackass on your way out.

4) A few coaches in the NFL, notably Mike Nolan and Jack Del Rio, have taken to wearing suits on the sideline, giving them an old time Tom Landry look. Riley thinks some coaches look good in suits, but he takes the time to question Lindy Ruff's choice of neckties.

5) Jason Taylor and the 'fins come to town, with both teams looking to go .500. Can the Bills build on their late season momentum, squish the fish for the second time this season, and keep their dreams of the playoffs alive? The brothers sure think so.

December 5, 2006: Clements Rewarded, Merriman Goes Roidal, Haggan Pulls Leg, Britney Bears All, Super Cold, and Predictiions

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:30:00 +0000

1) Riley sings a different tune as one of his classic whipping boys whips out a nut while Bennett dishes out the other half sack to an injured warrior. Listen to the boys get violent and give Dicky a strapping.

2) The Chargers' Shawne Merriman (left) returned from a four game 'roid suspension, but the brothers think he's still as juiced as OJ was guilty. Bennett gives the over under on Merriman getting a year-long suspension.

3) Hart and Phillips of the Chargers are accusing Mario Haggan of playing dirty during the on-sides kick. Phillips thinks Mario should "pinch" but not "twist." Mario's playing hard to get and hasn't returned any of Phillips calls. Will the love birds unite? On the next Geraldo.

4) From things that should be shaved (Geraldo's mustache) to things that probably shouldn't have been, Britney Spears (right) decided now was a good time to expose her cooch, c-section scar and all. Bennett explains why this new Britney kind of does it for him.

5) The brothers think that Super Bowls in warm weather and domes suck. They want cold. Wind. Snow. Rain. Real football (left).

6) Finally, what's going to happen next Sunday when the Bills line up against the New Jersey Jets? The brother's stare deeply into Geraldo's mustache and attempt to see the future. They'll probably only get lice, but—as the Buffalo News inexplicably said—that's the way they roll.

November 30, 2006: Roscoe's Nuts, JP Scouting Report, Jills, Bolts Predictions

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:32:00 +0000

1) JP and little man Roscoe took down the Jags on Sunday. Wasn't it just last week that Bennett labeled Roscoe a bust? Listen in for some crow eating.

2) Riley digs up a 2004 Scouts Inc. report claiming young Losman has a strong arm, but lacks pocket presence and pre-snap vision. Sound accurate? Uh, you bet.

3) The Jills. Come on, it's freezing out there. Do we even need cheerleaders in Buffalo?

4) The Bolts come to town, looking to snuff out the Bills' newly discovered spirit. Again, the brothers have very different ideas as to how it'll go down on Sunday.

November 21, 2006: Losman Shines, Dunta's an Idiot, J.P. Bandwagon, Franchising Clements, Jax Predictions

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:06:00 +0000

1) Down by four late in the game, J.P. Losman put together the first game winning drive of his career. You know a nut's coming his way. Listen to the brothers' verbal orgasm.

2) The Texans' starting corner, Dunta Robinson, wasn't impressed by the Losman/Evans first quarter explosion. "The guy just threw the ball up there and Evans ran under it," Robinson told the Associated Press. Uh, yeah, that's how it works, Dunta.

3) J.P.'s monster day has Sean Sallisbury of ESPN now touting him as "one of the two most improved players in the league." Is Riley still wishing the Bills had drafted Matt Leinart, or is he ready to jump on the J.P. bandwagon?

4) Nate Clements, aka The Playmaker, had another strong game. Whispers around Buffalo have the Bills rethinking their agreement not to franchise the stud corner. Is Clements worth the big dollars?

5) Jack Del Rio and his jaguars come visit The Ralph. The brothers both fear the Jacksonville D, but have very different ideas as to how the game will play out.

November 16, 2006: Whitner in Hamburg, Positive Thinking, Playing for the Draft Pick, Crystal Ball

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 00:58:00 +0000

1) Starting safety Donte Whitner was arrested in Hamburg for smacking his woman. Sadly, no big surprise. But what's with Donte living in Hamburg? The stunned brothers discuss.

2) J.P. apparently wants those around him to be more positive. Bennett thinks the positive thinking should start with Mr. Losman himself, not his entourage.

3) The brothers wonder whether we're at that point in the season when we secretly hope for another loss, and thus a better position in next year's draft.

4) Riley breaks out his crystal ball to answer some important questions, such as who'll be back on the O-Line next year, and whether or not that scab in Bennett's nose will ever go away.

November 13, 2006: Clements Brings the Nuts, Bad Jobs, J.P. Stands for Just Punt, Briere or Drury?

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:11:00 +0000

1) The Bills played the undefeated Colts tough, and no one was tougher than Nate Clements. Listen to the brothers wax eloquent over "The Playmaker."

2) Riley and Bennett take a moment to consider what jobs suck the most. And is there really such a thing as a jockstrap launderer?

3) J.P. was miserable yet again. After weeks of uninspired play, Bennett wonders just what J.P. is really short for.

4) With the Sabres dangerously close to the salary cap, it looks like either Chris Drury or Daniel Briere is headed elsewhere. Who should the Sabres keep?

November 9, 2006: The Bills as a Film, More on Willis's Sweater, What if?, Predictions

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:25:00 +0000

1) In a recent article, Reggis Hayes of the Fort Wayne News Sentinel compared watching the Bills to watching that cinematic turd, "Gigli." Harsh words, but if the Bills were a film, what film would they be? Tune in to the pondering.

2) The brothers open up the email bag, where Curtis wonders why the brothers have so much hate for Willis's sideline attire. Riley and Bennett explain.

3) No one's picking the Bills to win up in Indy, but what if Peyton Manning lost a hand? Or the Colts had to play without helmets? What if...?

4) The brothers make their predictions, while trying to convince each other that Sunday's game is one to be enjoyed.

November 7, 2006: Willis's Sweater, More Boring Than the Pack Game, Which Injury Would You Rather Have, Eating Crow

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:07:00 +0000

1. Riley's blinded by Anthony Thomas's burst of talent. Bennett's just plain blinded by Willis McGahee's sweater.

2. The brothers play a game of "More Boring Than." Was the Pack game more boring that, say, pissing on a urinal puck? Find out.

3. Bennett and Riley vote on which injury they would rather have: broken rib or bruised kidney? Athlete's foot or jock itch?

4. Both brothers thought the Packers would win last Sundays game. But how wrong were they?

November 2, 2006: Rick Reilly Sucks, Sexy Dandruff, Old Man Favre, Predictions

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:37:00 +0000

1) In this week's sports illustrated, sports columnist Rick Reilly takes yet another pot shot at the city of Buffalo. Listen to the brothers get pissed.

2) Bennett can't stop raving about some NC-17 Dandruff commercial he caught while watching a Canadian hockey broadcast. Is Bennett a pervert, or does the north of border crowd just have it going on?

3) Brett Favre makes what should be his final appearance at The Ralph on Sunday. Before the season, everyone wanted the dude to retire. Should he have hung 'em up? The brothers debate.

4) The Bills are three point favorites going into Sunday's game, but that doesn't mean the brothers think Jauron and the gang will just saunter to victory.

October 31, 2006: Halloween, J.P.'s progress, the New Regime, Mid-Season Awards

Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:31:00 +0000

1) Knowing their beloved Bills can't possibly lose one this week, Riley and Bennett relish the bye and prepare for Halloween. But the brothers have very different ideas about the pagan holiday. Tune in for the quibbling.

2) Four games into the season J.P. Losman looked like "the man." Four games later he looks like, well, like shit. Riley thinks it's time to cut J.P. loose, while Bennett's willing to hang with the SoCal stud, so long as the Bills find a way to protect him.

3) We're eight games into the Marv Levy/Dick Jauron regime. Is the team moving forward or just regressing? Some of the moves have been good, some bad, and some just downright ugly.

4) Riley and Bennett hand out their mid-season awards, with favorite whipping boy Mike Gandy and oft-injured Takeo Spikes receiving multiple honors.

October 24, 2006: Jauron Gets the Strap, New O-Line, Bed & Breakfast, Trading Nate, Benching McGee

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 01:40:00 +0000

1) The Bills were hammered by the Pats on Sunday. So many jockstraps to hand out, so few nuts. The brothers go over the gory details.
2) Looking for some kind of spark, the Bills coaches announced a major reworking of the "offensive" line. Riley and Bennett both like the move, but wonder why Mike Gandy is even in uniform.
3) The brothers made their way to Virginia this past Sunday, spending a few days at a quaint little bed and breakfast. All seemed well until Shirley had to break out the plunger.
4) A couple weeks back, Riley and Bennett discussed trading Nate Clements...for anyone. Turns out the Bills did try to trade The Playmaker to the Bucs for some defensive line help, but the deal fell through. Should the Bills have done more to get this deal done?
5) The other starting corner, T. McGee, was benched in the second half of the Pats game after having been lit up in three consecutive games. Did the Bills make a mistake signing this guy to a long term deal, or will the once rising star get back on track before season's end?

October 19, 2006: Moss to Pats?, Dead Fans, Pre-Game Jerk Sessions, Predictions

Thu, 19 Oct 2006 23:36:00 +0000

1) Rumors in the media have Randy Moss headed for the Patriots. Is a deal in the works, and just what would Al Davis want in return? Either way, the thought of Moss in a Pats uni has the brothers shaking in their stadium seats. Listen to the brothers' unease.

2) Major League Baseball announced a marketing deal that will have team logos on caskets and urns. After starting with baseball, Eternal Image hopes to branch out by making similar deals with the NFL. Bennett's horrified, but Riley thinks this is capitalism at its finest.

3) As reported on widerightradio, Lions defensive line coach Joe Cullen got hauled off for rolling through Wendy's, sans pants. Maybe it was all part of his master plan, as the Detroit ends lit up Gandy and friends for a gaggle of sacks. The brothers wonder if the Bills coaching staff shouldn't take similar measures to help prep the team. Hey Jauron, pass the Jergens!

4) The Bills kept it close with the Pats back in week one, but a lot's transpired since then. Will JP and the gang hang with Brady and the boys? Bennett and Riley make their predictions.

October 17, 2006: Gandy Not So Dandy, Grandpa Dale, Naked Drive-Thru, Season Reevaluation

Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:03:00 +0000

1) Depressed over the stinker the Bills' crapped out in Detroit, the brothers hand out the straps, with Bennett claiming Mike Gandy "got smoked more on Sunday than a well-hung underwear model left unconscious at a West Hollywood circuit party." Listen in for all the verbal abuse.

2) The brothers' octogerian grandfather slept through half the Bills' game on Sunday, but saw enough of the horror to chime in. And just how much of the brothers' inheritance does the old man plan on spending when he hits Vegas later in the week?

3) Lions defensive line coach Joe Cullen, who was arrested last month on an alleged DWI, was arrested again, this time for stripping down naked and rolling through the Wendy's drive-thru. Unbelievable, yet true.

4) Two weeks ago there were whispers of the Bills making a playoff run. Now we're all wondering if they can sneak into the top three of next year's draft. The brothers reevaluate the Bills' season outlook.

October 13, 2006: Vincent Cut, Trading Clements, Packing on the lbs, and Predictions

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:06:00 +0000

Vincent Out, Trading The Playmaker, Food for Thought, Motown Predictions
1) Four time pro-bowler Troy Vincent was granted his release by the Bills on Thursday. What does this move mean for the team? And did they jerk the guy around? Listen to the brothers bicker.
2) On a Buffalo Bills message board, crazed fans are offering up possible trades for Nate "The Playmaker" Clements. Should the Bills deal the soon-to-be free agent? And what could they expect to get in return?
3) Division rival New England has a bye week, and defensive star Richard Seymour is taking his family to the state fair where "me and my wife are going to have a good time. Eat some elephant ears, some corn dogs and some of those big, huge Fred Flintstone Turkey Legs." The brothers wonder if NFL players have a responsibility to watch what they eat, even during bye weeks. And what's with organic food? Bennett's son sure has no complaints. Look at that ass!
4) Detroit's no Chicago, but the Bills have a history of laying down in the lion's den. Will the Bills rebound from the debacle in Chi-town, or head into a mid-season tailspin? The brothers make their predictions for Sunday's game in Motown.

October 10, 2006: Nut & Strap, Game's Meaning, QB Rankings, AFC East

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:55:00 +0000

Autopsy In: Bears Maul Bills
1) There's no argument over what happened on Sunday, but the brothers find plenty to bicker over when it comes to handing out the nuts and the straps. Riley feels strongly that punter Brian Moorman brought the nuts, while Bennett insists Moorman's muffing of the fake punt was the beginning of the end. How does this all relate to Robin Williams and his new flick, MAN OF THE YEAR? Listen in for the scoop.
2) If the Bears game proved anything, it's that the rebuilding Bills are still at least a year away from prime time. Was Angry Mike right in claiming the Bills looked like a JV team out there, or are the Bears really just that good?
3) In a recent ESPN poll, J.P. Losman was ranked as the league's 21st ranked quarterback. Too high? Too low? Just right? The brothers debate.
4) The Bills get creamed by 34, then hours later the Jets are pasted by 38. Even with perennial superbowl contender New England at 4-1, is it safe to assume the AFC East is the worst division in football?

October 6, 2006: Injuries, Stinky Fish, Sabs Unis, Angry Mike, and Predictions

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:00:00 +0000

1) We're a quarter of the way through the season, and Bennett's concerned about the Bills' injuries piling up. Will Takeo Spikes and his massive neck ever be the same, or are we looking at the second coming of Sam Cowart? And what's this have to do with Riley's rectal examination? Listen in for the 'assifying' details.
2) The Dolphins lost again last Sunday, this time to the lowly Houston Texans. Nothing could make the brothers happier than seeing the 'fins sink further into the murky waters of Mike Mularkey's misguided gadget plays.
3) The Sabres opened their season this past Wednesday, debuting their escalated payroll and spanking new uniforms. Bennett thinks the new duds look like "some three year old girl patched them together in an after school arts class," while Riley's just pissed the front office didn't listen to the fans and make some adjustments.
4) The brothers welcome Angry Mike, a real live Bears fan from Chi-town, to the studio. Angry Mike dishes on naming the Bears' vicious D, the Bills' chances come Sunday, and whether he'd trade all those NBA rings for just one Cubs World Series championship.
5) With the Bills heading into Angry Mike's home away from home for a showdown with the Bears, the brothers wonder if there's any way their beloved Bills can keep this one close.

October 4, 2006: Tagging at the Ralph, Nut & Strap, Fletcher-Baker, Evans & McGahee=Reed & Thomas?

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:05:00 +0000

1) Riley made his first appearance at The Ralph and nearly got tagged. In the bathroom.
2) The brothers hand out the strap and the nut, with Peerless grasping a hold of not just one nut, but two.
3) Linebacker London Fletcher apparently changed his name to London Fletcher-Baker during the off-season, the name that appears on the back of his jersey. But he somehow still wants to be referred to as London Fletcher? Can Riley help Bennett make sense of this? And what's this have to do with strippers and porn stars? You'll see.
4) Tim Schmitt of the Niagara Gazette wrote, "Enough sentiment, hereâ��s the truthâ��Willis McGahee and Lee Evans are as good as Thomas and Reed were. But they canâ��t get the ball in the right places to make plays." WHAT?

September 29, 2006: Riley Goes to the Game, Urinal Talk, Losman Waxes Ineloquent, and Bills v. Vikings Predictions

Fri, 29 Sep 2006 16:00:00 +0000

1) Riley's heading to The Ralph to see the game in person. But what's with the sinks doubling as urinals?
2) Losman waxes "ineloquent" when speaking with members of the press. Riley wants a quarterback who can string a couple sentences together, but Bennett argues that if the guy can throw the ball, that's enough.
3) Predictions for the Vikes game, with the brothers having very different ideas of what will go down come Sunday.

September 28, 2006: Bills' Loss, Nut and Strap Awards, Willis, and Terrell Owens

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 20:34:00 +0000

1) On Sunday against the Jets, the Bills had a three hundred yard passer, a hundred yard rusher, and two hundred yard receivers. And still lost. Huh?
2) The brothers hand out their nuts (no, not literally), with Clements and the O-Line getting their props. The straps? Listen in for the goods.
3) Riley unloads on Willis for missing the key block that decided the game. Bennett piles on. How does this all relate to catching a good buzz off Romanian milk? Yeah, it's complicated.
4) Terrell Owens tried to kill himself. Or didn't. Or did. Or, well, who knows with that guy. Regardless, Bennett feels the NFL has a responsibility to get the dude into therapy before he "goes Hemingway all over his Escalade," while Riley thinks we should all just let T.O. melt down in peace.

September 23, 2006: Derrick Blaylock has a kid, Jets WRs versus the Bills DBs, Ed Anzalone, Jets Predictions

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 00:17:00 +0000

1) Jets starting running back Derrick Blaylock looked "weary" upon returning from the birth of his fourth child. Riley thinks the guy will be fine for Sunday, but Bennett (the dad) thinks Blaylock's in for three months of hell and shouldn't be anywhere but the sideline. And how does this all relate to getting hemorrhoids in Mexico? Take a listen.
2) The Jets bring their suddenly red-hot passing game to The Ralph. Will Pennington and company continue their magical ride on Buffalo's turf, or will Buffalo's corners shut it all down?
3) Is Ed Anzalone, the hardcore Jets fan and NYC firefighter known for his raucous J-E-T-S chant, a working class fan we should respect for his passion, or a loud-mouthed jackass we should consider muzzling?
4) The brothers make their predictions, with Bennett looking to go 3-0 and Riley looking to get on the board.

September 19, 2006: Nut & the Strap, Hating on Mularkey, Offensive Offense, and Football Ads

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:32:00 +0000

1) The brothers recap the beauty of the squishing of the fish, with nuts handed out to McGee and Moorman. The straps? Tune in.
2) Mularkey gets bashed. Again. When you bolt town because your kid's getting made fun of at school, then cart Bennie Anderson and your stupid gadget plays down to Miami, you get what you deserve.
3) Is the Bills offense "offensive," or just appropriately conservative? When the Bills really need it, will J.P. be capable of airing it out? Riley doesn't think so.
4) How 'bout those damn ads CBS runs over and over and over? It's like an episode of The Twilight Zone. Time to start hating on Peyton Manning, but the brothers find the Burger King and his on-field antics strangely compelling, if somewhat disturbing.