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The Holiday Devil

2011-12-25T22:34:00.002-05:00

HO HO HO. I know. I know. It's been a while. What can I say? The Wierd 2 Me gang slacked off so their high royal leader, Wierd Chic, slacked off too. And they say Hitler was compulsive...

It's Christmas. 2 more hours left. More/less hours in other time zones. Here's something to keep you scared and awake all night, in good ole Wierd christmas fashion:

Wierd Christmas Celebrations Around the World. Check it out here, before the Krampus (The Holiday Devil) comes to get you. That's It! (dramatic pause) I change my non pc views 2pts north of the Eastern Europeans. They might smell/look like ogreish hairy cabbages, but they sure come up with awesome ways to scare the shit out of kids.

Enjoy & Merry Christmassss666666

But What If You're Not Tall Enough?

2011-07-11T21:19:00.001-04:00

See Me Make Snarky References of All Our Beloved Figures

2010-12-27T13:31:00.004-05:00

His party may have suffered a shellacking in November's elections, but President Obama remains the unchallenged champion on another front: For the third year in a row, he is by far the most admired man in America. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton continues an even longer run, ranked in the USA TODAY/Gallup Poll as the most admired woman for the ninth straight year. Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin is second, as she was in 2009.

Most Admired Man 1. Barack Obama - warmongerer, socialist, not as important a Hawaiian as Magnum PI 2. George W. Bush - warmongerer, waterboarder, traded Sammy Sosa 3. Bill Clinton - warmongerer, serial philanderer, fat 4. Nelson Mandela - commie, not as inspiring as Morgan Freeman 5. Bill Gates - monopolist thief, nerd 6. (tied) Pope Benedict XVI - pederast protector, German 6. (tied) Billy Graham - anti-semite, kid's a loon 8. (tied) Jimmy Carter - Anti-Israeli fanatic, belief in his body as a separate body of the State Department, pussy 8. (tied) Glenn Beck - bark-raving lunatic, might have aneurysm on camera 10. The Dalai Lama - kid, then senior, that a bunch of religious crazies thought was important, but actually isn't, psych! Most Admired Woman 1. Hillary Clinton - self-righteous bully, liar, serial narcissist, killed Vince Foster 2. Sarah Palin - crazy, liar, proudly ignorant, lady basketball player 3. Oprah Winfrey - where's MY free stuff, dammit? 4. Michelle Obama - she'll stick that food down your kid's throat, goddammit 5. Condoleezza Rice - every time she plays that piano, a little Iraqi kid blows up 6. Queen Elizabeth - see the Dalai Lama 7. Angelina Jolie - depletes Third World countries of half their foodstuffs - wait, did I say that? I meant 'children' 8. Margaret Thatcher - British 9. (tied) Aung San Suu Kyi - Do you really expect me to Google her? 9. (tied) Laura Bush - killed ex-bf in car crash 9. (tied) Barbara Bush - keeps dead fetus in jar, see (Man, 2)

WE ARE CURRENTLY UNDER LOW BUDGET REMODELING.

2010-12-21T08:31:00.004-05:00

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WHO CAN RESIST A PIXELATED BOB VILA?

What a beaut.

2010-12-21T07:48:00.000-05:00

Story Here.

Slayer Clause

2010-12-20T23:34:00.002-05:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

story here.

Every single time Kramer entered.

2010-12-20T22:33:00.000-05:00

Kramer's Entrance - watch more funny videos

Animated Gif of the Day: Hand Model

2010-12-19T21:17:00.000-05:00

Crappy Segue

2010-12-15T10:53:00.002-05:00

What the hell is Kwanzaa, anyway?

2010-12-14T22:57:00.005-05:00

According to Wikipedia, "Kwanzaa is a weeklong celebration held in the United States honoring universal African heritage and culture, observed from December 26 to January 1 each year. It features activities such as the lighting of a kinara and libations, and culminates in a feast and gift giving. It was created by Ron Karenga and was first celebrated

from December 26, 1966 to January 1, 1967."

Cool. I'd love more gifts. Thank You.

I wonder if there will be an Obama's Family Wishes you a Very Happy Kwanzaa TV Special?

Santa?

2010-12-14T21:55:00.000-05:00

Outrageous Christmas Lights of the Day

2010-12-14T08:55:00.001-05:00

har-har

John Updike & Edward Gorey's curmudgeon book about Santa

2010-12-13T08:15:00.010-05:00

Pretty Hilarious Stuff. Someone scanned "The Tweleve Terrors of Christmas" on flickr here. 11 & 12 are out of order fyi. They prob will get sued by Santa for copyright laws for disclosing the full book.
Or coal.

I wonder what the 13th terror would be? It would probably be Santa getting Chinese food and going to the movies with non believers, since no one invited him over for Christmas Dinner. Shame!

Postcard of the day: "Let's distract her with a stack of plush towels, while I get the hell out of this nuthouse"

2010-12-12T18:43:00.000-05:00

MEOW.

How is babby formed?

2010-12-11T10:56:00.001-05:00

HAPPY SANTACON!

2010-12-11T10:40:00.000-05:00

Santacon Santa Anarchy 2010 - Watch more Funny Videos

It's Friday, Nobodies Really Working, Play "Pensive Pat" Sajak's Puzzle instead!

2010-12-10T08:12:00.002-05:00

Thanks to WeirdBe's Friday Morning WIERD Post on Pat Sajak's delightful Hitler Humor on Twitter, he led us to more research on the Game Show Host. The WIERD 2 ME newsroom has been clamoring like a couple of Jewish ladies over a game of Mahjong about this "Pensive Pat" puzzle. Try it out among others ("Drunk Pat", "Patriotic Pat", etc, etc...) for yourself here.

No one does a Hitler joke like Pat Sajak. Nobody.

2010-12-10T00:56:00.001-05:00

"Just read my nephew to sleep with his favorite book. But shouldn't a 31-year-old be able to read 'Mein Kampf' by himself?

Christmas Card Of the Day: Happy Holidays from the Hoff!

2010-12-09T20:59:00.002-05:00

Oh, this must be why he wasn't in the "Let it Be" music video. Too busy modeling for Christmas Cards. It pays more. Woof!

XMAS GIFT IDEA OF THE DAY: Wrestler Ornaments

2010-12-09T17:18:00.003-05:00

Sweaty, Goodlookins! A set of two can be yours for $12.95.

Oh, and it get's better...

The Kama Sutra Version is also available for a dollar more.

Wierd Job of the Day - Are you Addicted to Funerals/Death

2010-12-09T13:28:00.012-05:00

IF YOU ARE, CLICK HERE NOW AND FAST! MORE PEOPLE ARE DYING AS YOU READ!!!!

Let It Be

2010-12-08T19:31:00.008-05:00

(takes a deep breath)

rodger moore's face looks like silly putty. Huey Lewis, nice dockers. jason alexander's chest hair wins sexiest man alive. rickie lake: "up next on rickie lake, 'my voice had a sex change'". josie bisset: "forget about my role on melrose place, last season, on abc family's hit show "secret life of the american teenager", I told my onscreen daughter to follow the Lord and masturbate". alberto tomba- no clue who you are. who the fuck is John Nettles? and what's a burgerack? corbin bernsen - Survivor German Edition? Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name! DUN DUN DUN DUN...who are the homely guys in the red sweatshirts? paul mckenna: hypnotizer of the gays. good to see miami vice gave tubbs skin cancer. steve guttenberg - did he invent the guttenberg bible? katarina witt - nice shoulder roll action gets a 5, 5, 4.5, and 3.9. tonya harding's bangs beat up nancy kerrigan. glenn close is androgynous looking. bud bundy, lol. gorden kay don't know who u are. carlton got beef for dinner. PHOTO ALBUM???? pam cake is not running? booze break! what's this lame laughter. Nice Stash. Oh, Nice air guitar. Laura Palmer is Alive!!!! Jamie Walters got gross. Larry Drake looks asian-like. hahahaha oh Dolph. SING IT THEO! judd nelson lost his cool! Ana Alicia needs to calm down. HEY EVERYBODY, Columbo's drunk!!!! kelly mcgillis should dye her hair but sing louder, her whispering makes me feel uncomfortable. sherilyn fenn was an IDIOT to divorce johnny depp. IDIOT! RICK SCHROEDER looks mormon. mm, i love spaghetti! why's everyone praying? haaaa freddy kruger? Lovin that snarl. roy has a flat top. boyzone??? dan jansen looks like an infomercial. kathleen turner no idea who u are. ouuu, maggie's got the rimless shades like palin. harpo hearts chrysler. maria mckee is violent. meja is stoned. GIRL YOU KNOW ITS TRUE! dee snider is twisted. dr albany, where did they find these people? i'm still not sexy. Roxxxxxxxanne. where did ya come from where did ya go? Gump. Who is Michael? Ten Flat. Um it's Hulk Hogan. TWO top gun references, no tom cruise? Scientology is gonna sue! i hate white collared mullets. got to be blue.

crazy germans.

Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen, Alex?

2010-12-03T12:50:00.000-05:00

North Korea's Successor. What a Hottie.

2010-11-27T08:49:00.006-05:00

DAVID LETTERMAN'S "TOP TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT KIM JONG UN"

WAH WHAA WAAH WAH WAH WHAA WAH WAH WAHH - HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

2010-11-25T09:52:00.000-05:00