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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[The 2026 Aimee&#8217;s Better Judgment Film Festival is a Wrap!]]></title>
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		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[When Aimee goes out of town for any significant length of time, I take the opportunity to catch up on watching (or rewatching) movies that she has vetoed, usually for being depressing or strange. I call it the Aimee’s Better Judgment Film Festival. This year’s slate included: Michael Clayton (B+) Aimee&#8217;s Veto: &#8220;Looks mafia-related.&#8221; I [&#8230;]]]></summary>

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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">When Aimee goes out of town for any significant length of time, I take the opportunity to catch up on watching (or rewatching) movies that she has vetoed, usually for being depressing or strange. </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I call it the <strong>Aimee’s Better Judgment Film Festival</strong>.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">This year’s slate included:</p>



<h3 class="wp-block-heading">Michael Clayton (B+)</h3>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Aimee&#8217;s Veto:</strong> &#8220;Looks mafia-related.&#8221;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I love a good legal (or, in this case, legal-adjacent) drama, and this was a fine upstanding representative of the genre. There feels like there’s a missing three minutes right before the climax of the film that reminded me of a magician going &#8220;Ta-da!&#8221; but having forgotten to put the woman in the box before sawing it in half. </p>



<h3 class="wp-block-heading">The Caine Mutiny (A)</h3>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Aimee&#8217;s Veto:</strong> &#8220;Nice utter absence of strong female characters except for the hectoring mother.&#8221; </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">This is a rewatch of one of my favorite movies that Aimee has expressed no interest in seeing despite my careful description of a flippant novelist winding up an idealistic executive officer into seizing command from a paranoid ship captain…culminating in a COURT MARTIAL.</p>


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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I say again…a COURT MARTIAL…with Jose Ferrer at the defense table.</p>



<h3 class="wp-block-heading">Sneakers (A)</h3>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Aimee&#8217;s (Soft) Veto:</strong> &#8220;Yeah, we should see that again sometime when there are no more Korean zombie movies.&#8221; </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">When I saw this charming digital heist movie decades ago, I remember being vaguely upset about some technical inaccuracy that made me feel superior for noticing it. This time, I found myself enchanted by the brilliant cast and neat hacker derring-do, so that previous Will can go fuck himself.</p>


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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Fun fact: in the mid to late 1980s, the Yamaha corporation really put the squeeze on Hollywood to include one of their soprano saxophones in every soundtrack, regardless of suitability. Bloodbath on Cielo Drive? Squeak away. Nuclear blast on the horizon? Let’s chipper this shit up with a woodwind.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">If AI is good for anything, it’s to save us from the saxophone scourge.</p>



<h3 class="wp-block-heading">True Colors (A)</h3>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Aimee&#8217;s Veto:</strong> &#8220;Oh, yeah, the one with the white guys fighting over who will perpetuate the patriarchy.&#8221; </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">If you’re an idealistic young man contemplating law school but worried about “selling out,” this movie will have a certain resonance with you like it did for me back when it came out. Smarmy perceptive con artist John Cusack squares off against patrician noblesse-oblige James Spader, applying their law degrees in Washington with very different objectives.</p>



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</div><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Some styles are timeless. Alas, none of them are in this movie. </figcaption></figure>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">It’s astonishing to imagine that the political scandal that brings John Cusack down in this movie is almost textbook electioneering today.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Still have a soft spot for this movie, even though some music director had to say, “Wait! Don’t forget the fucking soprano saxophone! Yamaha owes me a Waverunner.”</p>



<h3 class="wp-block-heading">Money Monster (B)</h3>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Aimee&#8217;s (Soft) Veto:</strong> &#8220;Ugh. A movie about money?&#8221; </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In this mind-blowing fantasy film, a television investment personality of the Jim Cramer mold gently adjusts his narcissism to help a man who takes him hostage live on camera. Together with a TV producer, they figure out the plot behind a massive Wall Street investment fraud, or as we like to call it, “every weekday.”</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The fantasy comes in, of course, when justice is actually achieved.</p>



<h3 class="wp-block-heading">The Girl in the Picture (B)</h3>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Aimee&#8217;s (Soft) Veto:</strong> &#8220;That case sounds vaguely familiar after twenty years together watching true crime with dinner every night.&#8221; </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Franklin Floyd, going for some kind of morbid EGOT of sexual predation, kidnaps a young girl, raises her as a daughter, sexually abuses her, forces her into sex work, kills her friend from the strip club, kills her, kidnaps her son at gunpoint from school, and then kills him, too.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">If you’re thinking, “Wow, that must have been a hard pitch meeting,” let me reassure you by adding that this is a true crime documentary.</p>



<h3 class="wp-block-heading">Don’t Look Up (B+)</h3>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Aimee&#8217;s Veto:</strong> &#8220;Too depressingly true.&#8221; </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">You could have a whole festival just of movies that are too painfully true: this one, <strong>Idiocracy</strong>, <strong>Bob Roberts</strong>, <strong>Wag the Dog</strong>, <strong>Dr. Strangelove</strong>. While the credits rolled, I sat sort of stunned and sad but also fatalistically bemused by America, which I assume is what it feels like to be French.</p>



<h3 class="wp-block-heading">To Die For (A)</h3>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>Aimee&#8217;s (Non) Veto:</strong> &#8220;Goddamn it, you should have waited for me.&#8221; </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I’ll always love this movie for so many things, but especially its final shot of Ileana Douglas ice skating on the pond. Nicole Kidman’s performance is gloriously deranged, and Joaquin Phoenix plays the teenager she manipulates with an almost heart-breaking sincerity.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Luckily in the thirty-one years since this movie’s release, we’ve all taken the lesson about mistaking attention for love and notoriety for significance.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">This quote especially is thankfully obsolete in our enlightened times:</p>



<figure class="wp-block-pullquote"><blockquote><p>Suzanne used to say that you&#8217;re not really anybody in America unless you&#8217;re on TV&#8230; &#8217;cause what&#8217;s the point of doing anything worthwhile if there&#8217;s nobody watching? So when people are watching, it makes you a better person. So if everybody was on TV all the time, everybody would be better people. But, if everybody was on TV all the time, there wouldn&#8217;t be anybody left to watch, and that&#8217;s where I get confused.</p></blockquote></figure>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Story: The Imaginative Youngster&#8217;s Handbook to UFOs]]></title>
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		<updated>2026-03-11T11:20:27Z</updated>
		<published>2026-03-10T23:00:54Z</published>
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		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[[Appeared originally in the January/February 2026 issue of&#160;Asimov’s Science Fiction.] Have you ever gazed up into the infinite cosmos at night with your family and observed a light in the sky moving in a way it shouldn’t? Maybe the light stopped suddenly and then started again. Maybe it skittered across your field of vision like [&#8230;]]]></summary>

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<p class="has-small-font-size wp-block-paragraph"><em>[Appeared originally in the January/February 2026 issue of&nbsp;<strong>Asimov’s Science Fiction</strong>.]</em></p>


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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Have you ever gazed up into the infinite cosmos at night with your family and observed a light in the sky moving in a way it shouldn’t? </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Maybe the light stopped suddenly and then started again. Maybe it skittered across your field of vision like a bug across a forest pond. Or maybe it wobbled and danced as though you were its only audience.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Your mom or her boyfriend may have told you it was a weather balloon or a military aircraft, or perhaps they called it a “trick of the light.”</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">What if I told you that sometimes, perhaps even often, your mom and her boyfriend are wrong?</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">When you see something in the sky your parents can’t explain, scientists call that an Unidentified Flying Object, or UFO. You may have seen stories in magazines or on TV about them these days because they are becoming more and more frequent as we prepare to enter the 1980s.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Partly this is due to improved technology in optics, making good cameras cheaper for the common citizen. Some of it is because “aliens” are popular right now in the movie houses. A lot of it is just because more people than ever are looking up!</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">People like you.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">You probably found this book on a special shelf in the school library with others like it about ghosts and missing people and Bigfoot. That’s 001.9 in the Dewey Decimal system, and it’s a magical place where curious and open-minded young people learn about things the grownups don’t want them to know.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Are you ready to learn more about UFOs? They’re nothing to be scared of, and with a little tenacity they can become IFOs: Identified Flying Objects. That makes them no less special…perhaps even more, because once we know the truth, we can take our first steps into our destiny among the stars.</p>



<h4 class="wp-block-heading">What Can a Kid Like Me Do About UFOs?</h4>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">When you think about how important UFO contact could be to the future of humanity, you may wonder if it would be better left to adults. They are, after all, smarter and stronger and more practical than kids.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">But is that true? Think about who is usually saying so: adults. And while they have jobs and cars and big heavy books of laws, isn’t it at least possible that a kid is a better representative precisely because they <strong>don’t</strong> have those things?</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">A kid like you, for instance.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Adults don’t build forts in the woods. Nor do they make helmets from the bottoms of plastic soda bottles so their stuffed animals will be safe from falling Skylab debris. Nor do they make their own comic books or mix every flavor at the soda dispenser to see if one of the mixtures will explode.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In other words, they’re effectively dead and too boring for aliens to travel thousands of light years to visit.</p>



<h4 class="wp-block-heading">What Could UFOs Be?</h4>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">UFOs are not a new phenomenon. Humans have been observing strange lights and movement in the sky for millennia.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In 218 B.C., Livy reported “phantom ships…gleaming in the sky.” Isaiah 13:5 mentions beings that “come from a far country, from the end of heaven.” Japanese Samurai saw a wheel of fire near Nijo Castle in 1606.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Some suggest even the creatures of folklore, such as fairies, could be visitors from beyond the Earth possessing extraordinary powers and a curious interest in the development of humans.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We describe things with the tools we have. What you call a “flying saucer” was a “wagon wheel in the heavens” to an ancestor of the last century, or a “halo of flame” to one further back than that.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">There have always been people of the lights, those who ride them and those who see them.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">You may have noticed by now that adults find it difficult to hold a mystery in their heads without explaining it. When they don’t know enough to make a theory, they build an answer from their own fears.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">To young folk like you, though, the whole world is wondrous and it isn’t scary to let an experience sort of float unattached to anything in your brain. Seeing a light wavering in the sky isn’t much different than seeing an armadillo trundling across a highway: it happened and it’s obvious and there’s no web of wrongness inside you for that fact to get stuck in.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The difference is that you want mysteries and grown-ups don’t.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">That’s why when you tell a grown-up about seeing a light in the sky or a glowing person in the woods, they’re quick to give you a theory.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The most common, of course, is that it’s all your imagination. To them, your mind is an unformed jelly that can’t tell dream from reality. What if there isn’t a difference? What if one is just a reflection of the other? A dream doesn’t come from nowhere, after all—it’s built from your memories and sensations from the so-called real world.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">So when you think about it, even if you are “only imagining” a UFO, you’re actually seeing or feeling something your brain is choosing to weave together from real life experience.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In other words, the UFO in your mind may be a delayed echo of one you really saw. Perhaps you were asleep when it happened. Or maybe you saw something from the corner of your eye that your brain decided to identify later.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Adults have long forsaken the logic of the dream, so they’re going to tell you UFOs are just weather balloons, swamp gas, experimental aircraft, meteorites, reflections of lights in the clouds, imperfections in the glass of a window or lens, or satellites.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">They are skeptics, and what makes a skeptic feel smart is to think of the least interesting explanation for what they say and stick to that at all costs.</p>



<h4 class="wp-block-heading">What Do I Need to Go Looking for UFOs?</h4>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Luckily, you can search for UFOs with the equipment you’ve evolved after uncounted millennia: the roving light buckets in your face that people call “eyes.” As a young person, you are likely blessed with unadulterated vision, free of cataracts or glaucoma or myopia, but even if you aren’t, your willingness to even look is still your most useful tool.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">There are ways to improve your experience by assembling a simple kit containing these suggested items:</p>



<ul class="wp-block-list">
<li><strong>Binoculars</strong>, which are superior to a telescope because they have a wider angle of vision and don’t look suspicious when you carry them around your neck</li>



<li>A <strong>notebook </strong>or <strong>binder </strong>where you can write down your observations</li>



<li><strong>Sunglasses </strong>to protect your eyes from the local star, the Sun, as well as from the dazzling lights on most UFOs</li>



<li>A light <strong>windbreaker </strong>or <strong>poncho </strong>for inclement weather</li>



<li>A <strong>compass</strong> to locate yourself and the UFO in relation to Earth’s magnetic pole</li>



<li>A <strong>camera</strong>, if you can afford or borrow one, to record what you see…though be warned that UFOs require an imaginative intelligence that film cannot often capture</li>



<li>Resealable <strong>plastic bags</strong> to gather samples (burned grass, wilted foliage, mysterious jellies)</li>



<li>A <strong>Thermos </strong>of water or Kool-Aid</li>



<li>A <strong>candy bar </strong>for energy</li>



<li>A <strong>backpack </strong>to contain your UFO spotting kit</li>
</ul>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">You do not need a weapon of any kind, not a pocketknife and certainly not a firearm. UFOs are not hostile, but even if they were, your tools would be useless against them.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Again, we hasten to repeat that, aside from convenience, you need no tools but the ones in your head.</p>



<h4 class="wp-block-heading">Where Do I Look for UFOs?</h4>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">First, everywhere. Then up.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">That’s a little joke that, like most, contains the truth. People across the world have reported UFOs at every time of the day and every point on the planet, so it isn’t necessary to wait until darkness or visit a specific place to see them.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">What is necessary is to be the kind of person extraterrestrials would want to talk to, curious, excitable, open, and strange. It means knowing a lot of peculiar and interesting facts about your world. It means having theories about the mysteries of the universe, like what happened to Amelia Earhart and what’s going on in the Bermuda Triangle.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">If you know people like your parents who have never seen a UFO, the most likely reason is they care too much about money and respectability to be caught looking up.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">That can never be you.</p>



<h4 class="wp-block-heading">What Should I Do If I See a UFO?</h4>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Can you believe there was a time when human beings didn’t write things down? It’s true. They remembered as much as they could about the world around them (which wasn’t much), and then they made up stories and rhymes to transmit those experiences to other people.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">What this meant was most people didn’t know what was weird and what was ordinary. If you’ve only seen a cat once in your life, it can seem like a wondrous being. &nbsp;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Writing things down and gathering them together is called “data collection,” and it helps us understand and predict how the world works. Your not-so-distant ancestors saw lights in the sky just like you do, but after pointing them out to their tribe, they returned to gnawing on bones or hoeing.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In a way, that’s like killing a UFO. It diminishes the knowledge of our whole species.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">What the smartest observers do is document their experiences. They do it as consistently as possible so they can compare one experience to the other to find patterns.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">When you see a UFO, you can follow this simple procedure to do the right thing:</p>



<ol class="wp-block-list">
<li>Note the <strong>time</strong>.</li>



<li>Continue <strong>watching </strong>the phenomena as long as you can. If necessary, move to the side of the road away from traffic. There is no reason to flee; it is unlikely that brilliant interstellar creatures would travel so far to harm you.</li>



<li>As soon after the event as possible, <strong>complete a copy of the Encounter Form</strong> included at the end of this book.</li>
</ol>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">If you don’t have the form with you (which you should at all times), make note of these facts on a sheet of paper:</p>



<ul class="wp-block-list">
<li><strong>Names </strong>of all witnesses, including yourself</li>



<li><strong>Time </strong>of day</li>



<li>Your <strong>position </strong>on the Earth in latitude and longitude</li>



<li>Your current <strong>speed</strong>, if any</li>



<li>Brief summary of <strong>light and weather</strong> conditions</li>



<li>Detailed <strong>description </strong>of the object, including shape and color</li>



<li>Your best estimate in degrees of its <strong>position </strong>above the horizon</li>



<li>Description or diagram of its <strong>movement</strong></li>



<li>Description of any <strong>sounds </strong>it produced</li>



<li>Length in <strong>minutes </strong>of your encounter</li>



<li>Description of any <strong>visible beings</strong> and their behavior</li>



<li>Description and location of any <strong>physical evidence </strong>of the experience (such as scorch marks on the ground)</li>



<li>Inventory of anything you <strong>ate or drank</strong> within four hours of the event</li>



<li>Summary of your <strong>emotional state</strong> before, during, and after the sighting</li>



<li>Description of any <strong>long-term effects</strong> of the encounter (fatigue, sunburn, tinnitus, ennui)</li>
</ul>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The more of these you note for each encounter, the easier it will be to correlate the results to find patterns. Are the UFOs in your area particularly loud? Do they appear at a certain time of day? Do they make you feel the same way each time or is it different?</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We suggest you buy a three-ring binder for your observation forms so you can keep them all in one place. If you live among people who are religious or otherwise untrustworthy, you may also do well to hide this binder.</p>



<h4 class="wp-block-heading">Are UFOs Dangerous?</h4>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">There are no documented cases of children being eaten by aliens, being turned into monsters, or being taken away unless they wanted to be.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">There’s no technical reason an advanced civilization couldn’t do those things, but it seems a long and circuitous way to find prey, doesn’t it? Certainly there are more delicious or monstrous beings closer to home.&nbsp;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">UFOs are only dangerous to terrible people.</p>



<h4 class="wp-block-heading">Do UFOs Prefer Kids Who Are Good in School?</h4>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Smart kids who like things like UFOs and ghosts can sometimes have a hard time at school, not only from the little cretins in their classes but also teachers with minds as dead as bricks. To someone with a spirit of adventure, division facts and the notable exports of Belize are no substitute for real knowledge.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Youngsters like you who carry around UFO Reporting Forms in their pockets may also have problems at home which you express in ways your school doesn’t like. If your mom’s new boyfriend yells at you a lot, that yelling has to go somewhere…and it’s no good to keep it inside. Sometimes it makes your foot stick out in P.E. class to trip the boy who always wins.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">See? You’re not so alone.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Advanced extraterrestrials care not for human academics because most of them are wrong. What is the use of being the most wrong of everyone else?</p>



<h4 class="wp-block-heading">Who Should I Tell If I See a UFO?</h4>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">You know by now that telling your mom or her boyfriend at the wrong time is a good way to get shushed or, in his case, smacked. Neither are responses you deserve, but adults are too busy digging their own graves to understand your profound experiences.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Likewise, reporting UFOs too frequently to your teacher or principal can lead to uncomfortable discussions with the guidance counselor about “acting out” or “seeking attention.” For most institutions designed to make people grow up, the capacity for wonder is a symptom, not a sign of beauty.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The police and FBI may be even worse because there are deep tracks in their brains carved by the terrible things they’ve seen, and to them, everything is suspicious or dangerous. Their allegiance is to the powerful, which is why they were nowhere to be found when those boys on the dirt bikes ran you off the road into the pond.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The unfortunate truth is there is no one to tell except perhaps another perceptive young person like yourself. There are more of you than you think, but you must be careful when seeking them, much like spies in an enemy country.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">What should you look for? Kids who talk to their stuffed animals or action figures. Kids who stand on the edges of kickball writing in little notebooks. Kids who make whooshing noises on their bikes. Kids who draw even after grownups tell them they shouldn’t.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">You are the aliens, and kind knows kind. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>



<h4 class="wp-block-heading">Are There Kids on UFOs?</h4>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Of course there are, some even from your own planet.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">It wouldn’t be accurate to suggest UFOs are crewed by children, but they are certainly crewed by creatures with the hearts of children. No adult committed to the status quo ever built a craft capable of exceeding the speed of light for the specific purpose not to make money or conquer a foe but to find friends.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">UFOs are built for the same reason you constructed that raft of plywood and Styrofoam to cross the retention pond: because there might be something—or someone—cool on the other side.</p>



<h4 class="wp-block-heading">How Do I Prepare for a First Contact?</h4>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We can’t deceive you. A vanishingly small percentage of UFO sightings result in encounters with their occupants.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">That percentage is not zero.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">UFO sightings tend to escalate from the visual (lights in the sky) to the physical (scorch marks in the woods) to the personal (direct contact). Your best chance is to stay in the game long enough for that to happen, much like a fisherman who doesn’t expect every day to be a bounty.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Staying in the game means preserving yourself for the greatest moment in your life. It means playing along by brushing your teeth and going to bed on time. It means doing as much of your homework as you can stomach instead of stuffing it way to the bottom of your backpack. It means sometimes being what they call “good,” even though you don’t agree on the definition.&nbsp;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Above all else, it means preserving the tiny surging pulsar at the center of your body from the forces that want it to go cold and dark. That isn’t easy, and there will be times when you are sad and times when you are scared, crouching under the bathroom sink while the adults rage at one another. There may even be times when you are physically damaged.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">During those times, you must keep your eyes to the sky and off the horrible things happening to you on the Earth. Being the kind of person to whom UFOs appear requires seeing Beyond What is Now, no matter how hard they make it.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The best way you can prepare for first contact is to fight your battles where they matter, inside where no one can truly reach you.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Also, it is a good idea to assemble a kit in case a First Contact turns into an evacuation:</p>



<ul class="wp-block-list">
<li>Your favorite <strong>book</strong></li>



<li>Your favorite <strong>toy </strong>or <strong>playset</strong></li>



<li>A representative <strong>portfolio </strong>of your creative work: drawings, stories, pipe cleaner sculptures</li>



<li>A change of <strong>clothes</strong></li>



<li>Comfortable <strong>shoes</strong></li>



<li>Samples of your favorite <strong>foods </strong>for replication</li>
</ul>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">A good contactee is a prepared contactee.</p>



<h4 class="wp-block-heading">What Will Happen During My First Contact?</h4>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">As your encounters escalate, you will begin to feel a strange quivering in your heart. This is the sensation of your body preparing to leave its life behind, and it is the surest sign your First Contact is coming soon.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">You may be tempted to announce this to your mom or her boyfriend or maybe even a trustworthy adult, but we advise against it. For one thing, grownups are alarmed when their children grow beyond them. For another, they can place serious physical obstacles (including hospitalization) between you and your rightful place in the stars.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">You may also want them to know why you prefer to meet strangers from dizzying light years away than eat another dinner of baloney and ketchup sandwiches with them. You may have grievances to air, injuries to avenge, explanations to demand. You may want righteous vengeance, if only the brief emotional sting that you know who and what they really are.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Your revenge, the revenge of all evolved beings, is to leave the others behind to grow in their own way as you grow in yours. That’s what being evolved means: understanding not everyone is on the same path in the same way.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">When you are ready to let go, your people will come for you.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Have you ever wondered why no other child you’ve ever met has heard of this book? Or why it isn’t for sale at Waldenbooks in the mall? Or why it was on your favorite shelf in the library in the first place?</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The reason is this is your book. It’s for you exactly and specifically, a young person we’ve been watching for all your life, whose experiences we’ve nudged to make you a superior form of humanity. A more interesting form.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We do this across time and space because the universal constant we’ve discovered is that pain is infectious, and hurt sentient beings—ones with skin, ones with fur, ones with fins&#8211;pass their hurt on to others. Your mother was hurt by the loss of your dad, and her boyfriend was hurt by his uncle, and like tea kettles, the steam must go somewhere.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Some special people have the capacity to spare others their steam, and those are the ones we seek. They tend to be imaginative but sad, curious but reluctant. Their injuries make them natural reconcilers of hope and reality, what has been and what can be, which makes them perfect for meeting their neighbors among the stars.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Kind knows kind, and we’re on our way. </p>
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			</entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Will Ludwigsen</name>
					</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Did You Know People Actually Asked Me to Speak at a Graduation?]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2026/01/15/did-you-know-people-actually-asked-me-to-speak-at-a-graduation/" />

		<id>https://will-ludwigsen.com/?p=1905</id>
		<updated>2026-01-15T23:59:56Z</updated>
		<published>2026-01-15T23:59:55Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Appearances" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Writing" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="stonecoast" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I happened to notice that today is the fifteenth anniversary of my graduation with an MFA in Writing from the University of Southern Maine&#8217;s Stonecoast program. I wrote the first version of A Scout is Brave for my thesis&#8211;which an agent would later ask incredulously if I passed&#8211;and met a lot of wonderful people with [&#8230;]]]></summary>

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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I happened to notice that today is the fifteenth anniversary of my graduation with an MFA in Writing from the University of Southern Maine&#8217;s <strong><a href="https://usm.maine.edu/stonecoast-mfa-creative-writing/">Stonecoast</a></strong> program. I wrote the first version of <strong><a href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/a-scout-is-brave/">A Scout is Brave</a></strong> for my thesis&#8211;which an agent would later ask incredulously if I passed&#8211;and met a lot of wonderful people with whom I suck at keeping in touch. </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I was lucky enough to be asked by my fellow graduates to speak at the graduation ceremony to the assembled crowd of relatives wondering what this all was for. Since I was part of the &#8220;popular fiction&#8221; program, I decided to defend the notion of escapism. </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">This is the speech I delivered. Some of it feels a little overwrought now, but I still largely agree with the sentiment. If we&#8217;re doomed to wallow in bullshit, I far prefer the imaginative and aspirational kind.  </p>


<div class="wp-block-image">
<figure class="alignright size-full is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="540" height="720" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/grad_me_speech_2.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-1906" style="width:304px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/grad_me_speech_2.jpg 540w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/grad_me_speech_2-225x300.jpg 225w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/grad_me_speech_2-87x116.jpg 87w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px" /></figure>
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<blockquote class="wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow">
<p class="wp-block-paragraph">You know, there are days when I seriously doubt my writing will ever be as good as it was when I was seven, chasing the dog around my yard with the Millenium Falcon yelling “pyew! pyew! pyew!” I lived so much in stories then — talking to stuffed animals, looking for hobbits in the woods — that I was barely distinguishable from schizophrenic.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Don’t worry – I’m better now. Thanks for asking.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I suspect — I hope — that’s how it was for many of us graduating this evening, and I’m sure there are people out there in the audience who shudder to remember the symptoms of our madness: all those plays, skits, puppet shows, poetry readings, magic performances, comedy routines, concerts, and oh-so-many long-winded stories.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Don’t forget to thank them tonight. Or, you know, apologize.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Whatever forms it took then and takes now, we’re all crazy. We hear voices just like any hobo yelling at a mailbox – the only difference is that we know you don’t start a scene with dialogue. Most of us have lost any hope of pleasant neighborhood barbecues because we talk too much about the seas of Titan or the Manson family or the birthing habits of dragons…or all at the same time. People worry about us, and I think that’s a sure sign we’re doing something right.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I came to Stonecoast, perhaps like you, to learn how to be intelligently and usefully crazy. For two years, our wonderful mentors have shown us how to hold madness in asbestos gloves just long enough to get it on the page. We’ve studied the masters. We’ve critiqued the work of our peers. We’ve filled our mental toolboxes with structure and meter and point of view. We’ve discovered that the best writing is risky and dangerous.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We’ve learned, in other words, how to do it “right.” And, God, how I needed that.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">But the worst thing that could happen after Stonecoast, I think, is for us to let all the intelligence and usefulness we’ve learned to overcome the crazy. It would be terrible to lose all we’ve learned by trying to hold it too consciously, failing to trust that the voices of our teachers and our friends will come again when we need them.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Because that madness we share, that reckless abandon, is really our only hope of making something wondrous. It’s the fuel by which we get out of our minds — risking our comfort, giving ourselves away, revealing the feelings that most people don’t. All that’s left is to decide whether we’ll get enough out of our minds to escape the gravity of ordinary life, and whether we’ll achieve enough lift to take others with us.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">It’s easy to call what we do escapism, and I certainly don’t deny it. Stories of ghosts and spaceships helped me escape a harrowing youth to be sure, and I see all too many things worth escaping as an adult, too. I don’t think escapism is a bad thing, especially when we’re escaping the tedious patterns of existence, the prejudices that confine us, the fears that estrange us from ourselves.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Either people can be as noble and adventuresome and intelligent as they are in our fantasy stories, or they can’t. If they can, then our “escapist” fictions are the experimental conscience of our culture. If they can’t, then our “escapist” fictions are the last refuge of the human spirit from the coming darkness.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Either way, people are counting on our ability to escape. They’re counting on the demented and relentless verve we had when we told ourselves the stories as if nobody was looking. Art is never stopping short, and if it is worth doing at all — worth the dedication of our lives — it’s worth overdoing, right?</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">School’s out, my friends. Go play.</p>
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			</entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Will Ludwigsen</name>
					</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[&#8220;The Imaginative Youngster&#8217;s Handbook to UFOs&#8221; now available!]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2026/01/04/the-imaginative-youngsters-handbook-to-ufos-now-available/" />

		<id>https://will-ludwigsen.com/?p=1901</id>
		<updated>2026-01-04T18:09:45Z</updated>
		<published>2026-01-04T18:09:44Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Writing" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Asimov&#039;s" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="handbooks" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="UFOs" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[My latest story for explorers of the nostalgic strange, &#8220;The Imaginative Youngster&#8217;s Handbook to UFOs,&#8221; appears in the January/February 2026 issue of Asimov&#8217;s Science Fiction. Have you ever gazed up into the infinite cosmos at night with your family and observed a light in the sky moving in a way it shouldn’t? Maybe the light [&#8230;]]]></summary>

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<figure class="alignright size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="756" height="1024" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/asimjan-756x1024.png" alt="" class="wp-image-1902" style="aspect-ratio:0.7382557206968926;width:337px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/asimjan-756x1024.png 756w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/asimjan-221x300.png 221w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/asimjan-768x1040.png 768w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/asimjan-676x916.png 676w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/asimjan-86x116.png 86w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/asimjan.png 942w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 756px) 100vw, 756px" /></figure>
</div>


<p class="wp-block-paragraph">My latest story for explorers of the nostalgic strange, &#8220;The Imaginative Youngster&#8217;s Handbook to UFOs,&#8221; appears in the January/February 2026 issue of <strong>Asimov&#8217;s Science Fiction</strong>. </p>



<blockquote class="wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow">
<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Have you ever gazed up into the infinite cosmos at night with your family and observed a light in the sky moving in a way it shouldn’t? Maybe the light stopped suddenly and then started again. Maybe it skittered across your field of vision like a bug across a forest pond. Or maybe it wobbled and danced as though you were its only audience.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Your mom or her boyfriend may have told you it was a weather balloon or a military aircraft, or perhaps they called it a “trick of the light.”</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">What if I told you that sometimes, perhaps even often, your mom and her boyfriend are wrong?</p>
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			</entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Will Ludwigsen</name>
					</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[I Won! I Won! (Not Exactly)]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2025/07/20/i-won-i-won-not-exactly/" />

		<id>https://will-ludwigsen.com/?p=1891</id>
		<updated>2025-07-21T01:10:34Z</updated>
		<published>2025-07-21T01:03:50Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="A Scout is Brave" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Appearances" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Writing" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="shirley jackson award" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[As you may have already heard, my novella A Scout is Brave was nominated for a Shirley Jackson Award recognizing excellence in works of the psychological fantastic written by wryly cynical people with serious doubts about the decency of humanity. Yeah, it’s a niche award, but it’s a niche made for me! Last night in [&#8230;]]]></summary>

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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">As you may have already heard, my novella <a href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/a-scout-is-brave/"><strong>A Scout is Brave</strong></a> was <a href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2025/06/09/a-scout-is-brave-nominated-for-a-shirley-jackson-award/"><strong>nominated</strong></a> for a <a href="https://www.shirleyjacksonawards.org/"><strong>Shirley Jackson Award</strong></a> recognizing excellence in works of the psychological fantastic written by wryly cynical people with serious doubts about the decency of humanity.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Yeah, it’s a niche award, but it’s a niche made for me!</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Last night in a ceremony gala at <a href="https://readercon.org/"><strong>Readercon</strong></a>, a star-studded panel of presenters <a href="https://www.shirleyjacksonawards.org/2025/07/19/2024-shirley-jackson-awards-winners/"><strong>announced the winners</strong></a>, and alas, <strong>A Scout is Brave</strong> was not among them. Per the organization’s bylaws, I was frog-marched from the ballroom and <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1948/06/26/the-lottery"><strong>stoned</strong></a> (with stones, not the other kind) in the town square.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">As many of you know, I am doomed by my Scandinavian heritage toward dark contemplation, and I’m sure people close to me have been dreading my inevitable tailspin.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">You know what, though? No tailspin.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">As cliche as it sounds, the real award was being nominated in the first place: a sign of esteem from the jury of the award plus some extra recognition for the book. Many people approached me at Readercon to tell me they loved the story, including friends and mentors and even a few strangers.</p>


<div class="wp-block-image">
<figure class="alignright size-full is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="640" height="480" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/i-won.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-1892" style="width:319px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/i-won.jpg 640w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/i-won-300x225.jpg 300w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/i-won-155x116.jpg 155w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></figure>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">When one of my favorite writers told me she had her fingers crossed for me, that was the win. When my MFA thesis advisor stood around with me after the ceremony commiserating, that was the win. When the award coordinator handed me my nominee’s rock, that was the win.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I write because I’m still mostly the deranged little boy who liked seeing adults bemused or freaked out by his stories (I wasn’t picky then and I’m still not). Any sign that I’ve reached a reader is a win.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph"><strong>A Scout is Brave</strong> has taken a long, long trek through the wilderness from first draft to this very moment, supported by many guides and fellow hikers for whom I’ll always be thankful. I’m grateful for all of you who critiqued its drafts, listened to it at campfires, encouraged me not to let it die, left reviews for it on websites, bought extra copies for your family members, and dressed as its characters for Hallowe’en.</p>


<div class="wp-block-image">
<figure class="alignleft size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="768" height="1024" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/IMG_6737-768x1024.jpeg" alt="" class="wp-image-1893" style="width:299px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/IMG_6737-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/IMG_6737-225x300.jpeg 225w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/IMG_6737-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/IMG_6737-676x901.jpeg 676w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/IMG_6737-87x116.jpeg 87w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/IMG_6737.jpeg 1536w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Scholars of the ancients believe this tableau may have had religious significance. </figcaption></figure>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Though I’m usually a rationalist, I’m not above a little superstition every now and then to hedge my bets. In my back pocket during the ceremony, I carried one of my old Boy Scout patches, along with another I found while going through the box of keepsakes: my mother’s patch from her career as a paramedic. </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I thought they’d help curry favor with any <a href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2020/05/10/mother-of-dragons/"><strong>allies</strong></a> pulling for me in the Great Beyond.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">And yes, they absolutely worked.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Thanks again to all of you as well as the administrators of the awards, and congratulations to all of the <a href="https://www.shirleyjacksonawards.org/2025/06/09/the-2024-shirley-jackson-award-nominees/"><strong>nominees</strong></a> and <a href="https://www.shirleyjacksonawards.org/2025/07/19/2024-shirley-jackson-awards-winners/"><strong>winners</strong></a>!</p>
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			</entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Will Ludwigsen</name>
					</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Where I&#8217;ll Be: Readercon, Boston, 7/18 &#8211; 7/20]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2025/06/30/where-ill-be-readercon-boston-7-18-7-20/" />

		<id>https://will-ludwigsen.com/?p=1886</id>
		<updated>2025-06-30T16:12:26Z</updated>
		<published>2025-06-30T16:12:25Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="A Scout is Brave" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Appearances" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="readercon" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="shirley jackson award" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Why yes, I&#8217;m attending Readercon 34 in Boston, Massachusetts from 7/18 &#8211; 7/20! Here is my official schedule&#8230; &#8230;but I&#8217;ll also be sweating profusely at the Shirley Jackson Award ceremony at 8pm on Saturday, eager to discover if my nominated novella A Scout is Brave ekes out a dark horse win over a crowded field [&#8230;]]]></summary>

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<figure class="aligncenter size-full"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="334" height="75" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/transparent_logo_small_0.png" alt="" class="wp-image-1887" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/transparent_logo_small_0.png 334w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/transparent_logo_small_0-300x67.png 300w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/transparent_logo_small_0-228x51.png 228w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 334px) 100vw, 334px" /></figure>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Why yes, I&#8217;m attending <strong><a href="https://readercon.org/">Readercon 34</a></strong> in Boston, Massachusetts from 7/18 &#8211; 7/20! </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Here is my official schedule&#8230;</p>


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<figure class="aligncenter size-full"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="894" height="228" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sched.png" alt="" class="wp-image-1888" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sched.png 894w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sched-300x77.png 300w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sched-768x196.png 768w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sched-676x172.png 676w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sched-228x58.png 228w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 894px) 100vw, 894px" /></figure>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">&#8230;but I&#8217;ll also be sweating profusely at the <strong><a href="https://www.shirleyjacksonawards.org/">Shirley Jackson Award</a></strong> ceremony at <strong>8pm on Saturday</strong>, eager to discover if my nominated novella <strong><a href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/a-scout-is-brave/">A Scout is Brave</a></strong> ekes out a dark horse win over a crowded field of talent. </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I hope to see you there at any of the <strong><a href="https://schedule.readercon.org/">other amazing panels and events</a></strong>!</p>
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			</entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Will Ludwigsen</name>
					</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Postcard Story: Build Your Own Pirate&#8217;s Cave!]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2025/06/21/postcard-story-build-your-own-pirates-cave/" />

		<id>https://will-ludwigsen.com/?p=1869</id>
		<updated>2025-06-21T12:39:59Z</updated>
		<published>2025-06-21T12:34:58Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Postcard Stories" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[The editors, staff, and legal team at Boys’ Popular Invention magazine wish to retract our article from the December 1949 issue entitled “Digging a Pirate’s Cave in Your Backyard” and apologize to the family of Gerald Looley. Though this retraction is part of a considerable financial settlement, our condolences are sincere for the loss of [&#8230;]]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2025/06/21/postcard-story-build-your-own-pirates-cave/"><![CDATA[<div class="wp-block-image">
<figure class="alignright size-full is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="517" height="801" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/pirate-cave.png" alt="" class="wp-image-1872" style="width:368px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/pirate-cave.png 517w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/pirate-cave-194x300.png 194w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 517px) 100vw, 517px" /></figure>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">The editors, staff, and legal team at <strong>Boys’ Popular Invention</strong> magazine wish to retract our article from the December 1949 issue entitled “Digging a Pirate’s Cave in Your Backyard” and apologize to the family of Gerald Looley. Though this retraction is part of a considerable financial settlement, our condolences are sincere for the loss of this imaginative and industrious young man.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Hi Sibley’s article describing how to dig a pit in one’s backyard for use as a secret lair neglected to mention several key considerations for safety and courtesy:</p>



<ul class="wp-block-list">
<li>Be sure to ask your dad if it is permissible to dig a twenty foot by twenty foot hole in the yard BEFORE beginning the project.</li>



<li>If opting for motorized digging equipment, be sure to read all manuals and safety instructions THOROUGHLY.</li>



<li>Please wear protective gear like goggles and a helmet. Failing that, at least wear shoes.</li>



<li>Note that certain areas of the country have a high water table and flooding may ensue.</li>



<li>Note that other areas of the country have radon gas, leeched arsenic, and other chemical hazards lurking in the soil.</li>



<li>Note that regardless of how “cool” it is, do not excavate on an Indian reservation or an active archaeological site.</li>



<li>Be warned that the borders of cemeteries are not always marked clearly, especially for the graves of apostates. Report any human remains to your local police department.</li>



<li>Remember that the line between “scrap” and “about to be used” lumber is drawn by the construction company, not passersby.</li>



<li>VENTILATION IS NOT OPTIONAL. We say again: the air shafts and chimney are not decorative features of the Pirate’s Den.</li>



<li>The Pirate’s Den is not meant to provide shelter from atomic attack, nor is it meant to bear the weight of a 1940 Ford Deluxe.</li>



<li>All forms of fire require caution, including candles.</li>



<li>In the list of required lumber, please note that several of the measurements are in feet, not inches. This is especially important for the reinforcing beams.</li>



<li>The word “pirate” is meant playfully, not as an indication to use your project for criminal activity.</li>



<li>Your mother is not a “wench.” Neither is Sister Dolores at Sacred Heart Grammar School.</li>



<li>It is not recommended that boys brew “grog.”</li>



<li>Though a clever re-use of materials, we do not suggest adapting our Potato Cannon from the August 1947 issue as a sawed-off blunderbuss.</li>



<li>We advise builders to step out from their Pirate’s Den unarmed when ordered to do so by the police. A sawed-off blunderbuss counts as “armed.”</li>



<li>Local police not versed in the history of the Pirate Age may misinterpret a cry of, “Avast, ye cowardly Lobsterbacks! Damned be me to Hell if you take me alive!” as a threat.</li>



<li>If you are unable to heed these legally-required warnings, we do tip our tricorn to young men who fade from this mortal realm by saying, “’Tis better…to die a pirate…than a bootlick.”</li>
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			</entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Will Ludwigsen</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[A Scout is Brave Nominated for a Shirley Jackson Award!]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2025/06/09/a-scout-is-brave-nominated-for-a-shirley-jackson-award/" />

		<id>https://will-ludwigsen.com/?p=1864</id>
		<updated>2025-06-09T22:12:27Z</updated>
		<published>2025-06-09T22:12:26Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="A Scout is Brave" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Appearances" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="shirley jackson award" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[One surprising thing to know about me is that I have a horrible pervasive fear that the authors I most admire would think I was a putz if they met me or read my work, Shirley Jackson perhaps most of all. HOWEVER&#8230; I am very honored that my novella A Scout is Brave (heard of [&#8230;]]]></summary>

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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">One surprising thing to know about me is that I have a horrible pervasive fear that the authors I most admire would think I was a putz if they met me or read my work, <strong><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Jackson">Shirley Jackson</a></strong> perhaps most of all. </p>


<div class="wp-block-image">
<figure class="aligncenter size-full is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="542" height="661" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sj.png" alt="" class="wp-image-1866" style="width:320px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sj.png 542w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sj-246x300.png 246w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 542px) 100vw, 542px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">&#8220;Well, I&#8217;ll hand it to you, Will: you&#8217;ve toned down about 10% of the inherent fascism in Scouting.&#8221;</figcaption></figure>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">HOWEVER&#8230;</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I am very honored that my novella <strong><a href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/a-scout-is-brave/">A Scout is Brave</a></strong> (heard of it?) has been <strong><a href="https://www.shirleyjacksonawards.org/2025/06/09/the-2024-shirley-jackson-award-nominees/?fbclid=IwY2xjawK0NbhleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFvb2hjSDZMS3NkQ2FYcm9YAR465Tt629GJ0IDzzt_MPJ9Qn1rYMAWJKMPhNat6uEllVnjS7gfNBJYQ8PUy-A_aem_UZQWdYiXuRwnTCPn-lU2lg" data-type="link" data-id="https://www.shirleyjacksonawards.org/2025/06/09/the-2024-shirley-jackson-award-nominees/?fbclid=IwY2xjawK0NbhleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFvb2hjSDZMS3NkQ2FYcm9YAR465Tt629GJ0IDzzt_MPJ9Qn1rYMAWJKMPhNat6uEllVnjS7gfNBJYQ8PUy-A_aem_UZQWdYiXuRwnTCPn-lU2lg">nominated for the Shirley Jackson Award</a></strong>. </p>


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<figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="853" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sja-logo-1024x853.jpg" alt="" class="wp-image-1865" style="width:403px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sja-logo-1024x853.jpg 1024w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sja-logo-300x250.jpg 300w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sja-logo-768x639.jpg 768w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sja-logo-676x563.jpg 676w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/06/sja-logo.jpg 1350w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">While not actually judged by Shirley herself, I do believe superstitiously that she uses her witch-like powers from beyond the grave to influence the jury who does, and I&#8217;m so very pleased that they enjoyed it enough to give me the nod (with or without her otherworldly shenanigans). </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I&#8217;ll be attending the awards gala at <strong><a href="https://readercon.org/">Readercon </a></strong>in Boston (July 18-20)! </p>
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			</entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Will Ludwigsen</name>
					</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[ICFA 2025: March 19 &#8211; 22, Orlando]]></title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2025/02/23/icfa-2025-march-19-22-orlando/" />

		<id>https://will-ludwigsen.com/?p=1861</id>
		<updated>2025-02-23T18:41:35Z</updated>
		<published>2025-02-23T18:41:34Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Appearances" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Writing" /><category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="icfa" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Once again, I&#8217;m honored to be an invited guest of the International Conference on the Fantastic in the Arts (ICFA), where I&#8217;ll be doing a reading on Thursday, March 20, at 8:30am! You may call that reading slot &#8220;too fucking early to wake up on a Thursday,&#8221; but I call it, &#8220;setting the tone for [&#8230;]]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2025/02/23/icfa-2025-march-19-22-orlando/"><![CDATA[
<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Once again, I&#8217;m honored to be an invited guest of the <a href="https://iaftfita.wildapricot.org/ICFA"><strong>International Conference on the Fantastic in the Arts (ICFA)</strong></a>, where I&#8217;ll be doing a reading on <strong>Thursday, March 20, at 8:30am</strong>! </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">You may call that reading slot &#8220;too fucking early to wake up on a Thursday,&#8221; but I call it, &#8220;setting the tone for a weekend of amazing readings and discussions of wondrous literature.&#8221; </p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Drop by the Orlando Airport Marriott Lakeside to hear me and better writers read from our works! </p>
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			</entry>
		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Will Ludwigsen</name>
					</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Truman Catpote: 2011 &#8211; 2025]]></title>
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		<id>https://will-ludwigsen.com/?p=1837</id>
		<updated>2025-02-13T03:08:47Z</updated>
		<published>2025-02-13T02:44:43Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://will-ludwigsen.com" term="Personal" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Truman, our most reclusive cat, has gone onward tonight to what my grandfather would call “the Church Triumphant,” and I hope we gave him a life that he enjoyed in his own weird way. On a chilly evening in late December of 2011, Aimee and I were getting into our car after dinner at Panera [&#8230;]]]></summary>

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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Truman, our most reclusive cat, has gone onward tonight to what my grandfather would call “the Church Triumphant,” and I hope we gave him a life that he enjoyed in his own weird way.</p>


<div class="wp-block-image">
<figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="768" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/truman_glamour-1024x768.jpg" alt="Truman glamour shot" class="wp-image-1839" style="width:515px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/truman_glamour-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/truman_glamour-300x225.jpg 300w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/truman_glamour-768x576.jpg 768w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/truman_glamour-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/truman_glamour-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/truman_glamour-676x507.jpg 676w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">On a chilly evening in late December of 2011, Aimee and I were getting into our car after dinner at Panera when we heard a kitten mewing. After some rustling around in the bushes, we found a small black-brown ball of fluff who could fit in one hand.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I’d like to say that we fell in love with that cat immediately and brought him home, but we tried first to find him a different one. We were already flush with cats and we weren’t sure we could take care of yet another one…but eventually we discovered that we could.</p>


<div class="wp-block-image">
<figure class="aligncenter size-full is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="605" height="434" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/truman.jpg" alt="Truman cryptid shot" class="wp-image-1840" style="width:549px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/truman.jpg 605w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/truman-300x215.jpg 300w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 605px) 100vw, 605px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">The earliest known photo of Truman</figcaption></figure>
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<p class="wp-block-paragraph">He was a skittish little boy, though perhaps not so young: the vet who neutered him told us that his teeth were too developed to be younger than four months. We had no idea what he lived on or where before we found him at Panera. Rats? Lizards? It couldn’t only have been bread.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We called him Truman Cat-pote, continuing our theme of cats named for authors we liked. He seemed to like us more or less in return, though his raging anxiety disorder kept him from curling up on our laps for long. He preferred when we were lying down, and throughout the night, he’d paw through Aimee’s hair or bat either of us on the cheek for attention. He didn’t settle when we’d pet him, pacing back and forth instead.</p>


<div class="wp-block-image">
<figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="800" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/edgar_truman_sleep_3-1-1024x800.jpg" alt="Edgar smothering Truman with love" class="wp-image-1842" style="width:526px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/edgar_truman_sleep_3-1-1024x800.jpg 1024w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/edgar_truman_sleep_3-1-300x234.jpg 300w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/edgar_truman_sleep_3-1-768x600.jpg 768w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/edgar_truman_sleep_3-1-1536x1200.jpg 1536w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/edgar_truman_sleep_3-1-676x528.jpg 676w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/edgar_truman_sleep_3-1.jpg 1952w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>
</div>


<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In that way, Truman was our most <strong><a href="https://will-ludwigsen.com/2021/01/07/norman-the-catalyst/">Norman-like</a></strong> cat: skittish, rumpled, inconveniently weird, sometimes annoying, but still somehow needy for affection. When he got used to friends who visited us, he’d make an appearance in the living room like a cryptid, and a Truman sighting was always an honor for them.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We managed to get him to the vet maybe twice because he would writhe and fight when we tried to place him in a carrier, clawing at your head like a facehugger from <strong>Alien</strong>. I feel terrible that we didn’t get him better medical care, but he was impossible to pill or otherwise medicate, and we were terrified that his heart would explode on the way to the doctor.</p>


<div class="wp-block-image">
<figure class="alignleft size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="768" height="1024" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_2062-768x1024.jpg" alt="Truman not giving a fuck about anything" class="wp-image-1843" style="width:259px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_2062-768x1024.jpg 768w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_2062-225x300.jpg 225w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_2062-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_2062-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_2062-676x901.jpg 676w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_2062-scaled.jpg 1920w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px" /></figure>
</div>


<p class="wp-block-paragraph">He seemed content to live in our house and be weird, sometimes leaving a tooth or a clump of fur for rent.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We don’t have many stories about Truman. It wasn’t until we installed cat-calming diffusers in outlets around the house that he began to lounge in the front window or on the couch. Mostly he hung out in the bedroom like a strange stoner roommate, not contributing much but amiably showing up to be social when it suited him.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">We had no idea what he wanted from us, so we did the best we could by sitting still and petting him until he dozed off.</p>


<div class="wp-block-image">
<figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="768" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_0022-1024x768.jpeg" alt="Truman lying on someone's chest, as he liked it" class="wp-image-1844" style="width:586px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_0022-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_0022-300x225.jpeg 300w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_0022-768x576.jpeg 768w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_0022-1536x1152.jpeg 1536w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_0022-676x507.jpeg 676w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_0022.jpeg 2048w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">This is often what you&#8217;d wake up to with Truman lurking around. </figcaption></figure>
</div>


<p class="wp-block-paragraph">For the last few weeks, he’d been eating less and less, and today when we tried to take him to the litter box, he couldn’t quite stand on his back legs. Harlan had taken to sleeping near him as a guardian this week, and we knew this evening that Truman was ready for whatever’s next.</p>


<div class="wp-block-image">
<figure class="aligncenter size-large is-resized"><img loading="lazy" decoding="async" width="1024" height="768" src="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_3738-1024x768.jpg" alt="Truman, second glamor shot" class="wp-image-1858" style="width:590px;height:auto" srcset="https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_3738-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_3738-300x225.jpg 300w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_3738-768x576.jpg 768w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_3738-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_3738-2048x1536.jpg 2048w, https://will-ludwigsen.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/IMG_3738-676x507.jpg 676w" sizes="auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px" /></figure>
</div>


<p class="wp-block-paragraph">I’m sure my mother is waiting to greet him when he crosses over, though God knows how she’ll catch him. Maybe there’s no anxiety disorder over the Rainbow Bridge.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">In his memory, take some time over the next day or so to show some love to a challenging weirdo in your life who doesn’t seem to know what to do with it.</p>



<p class="wp-block-paragraph">Like Truman, they need and want it anyway.</p>
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