Will's Words

Yeah, no joke......

noreply@blogger.com (Will I Am) — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:10:00 +0000

Sooooooo I was reading an article about vitamin D on supplementgenius.com and there was a link in the article that made me laugh, which can be seen by clicking the hyperlinked picture..... I'm not sure anyone is ready for this, I know I wasn't.

The bone stops here

noreply@blogger.com (Will I Am) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:45:00 +0000

That is a bone. I highly recommend the pulled pork hamburger @ BW3s just ask them to be sure to throw out the bone. Aaron, Logan, Adam, and myself went out Saturday night for a bite to eat. I thought it would be a good idea to order a big burger. And then I hit a culinary land mine, thankfully my teeth were stepping oh so lightly and didn't suffer the potential effect of calcified shrapnel known to many as bone. The result could've been catastrophic. I spotted the deliverer of the mine, our waiter, instead of verbally machine gunning him to the ground, noted and inquired about the mine. With miniscule amount of empathy he offered to bring me another burger, HA wait for another potential calcium mine filled burger I THINK NOT!

my eye won't stop twitching

noreply@blogger.com (Will I Am) — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:19:00 +0000

Nothing new, the common eye twitch or commonly known Blepharospasm. I'm not sure amongst which circle an eye twitch would be referred to as the aforementioned Blepharospasm, but it certainly wasn't mine. Anyway, I decided to research a tad to discover what might be the source of such annoyance:

I am affected by seven of the eight, potentially. Silver lining here would be the five dollar word, Blepharospasm, that I added to my vocabulary.

Multimedia message

noreply@blogger.com (Will I Am) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:44:00 +0000

Nursing handouts... From my sisters class

noreply@blogger.com (Will I Am) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:38:00 +0000

Conference had just ended, I was strutting around aimlessly thinking about how awesome President Monson's talk was/is/will be for years. Tinkering with the notion of taking out the chainsaw to casually alter the landscaping of our yard, I walked outside looked to the left, lo and behold a PIGEON! WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD IS A PIGEON DOING SITTING ON OUR PORCH. In my unnecessarily long years in the home of our family I had never beheld such a sight. I wanted to catch it because it had a tag of some sort on its right foot. I crept closer and closer trying to tempt it with some bread (look closely at the pictures you will see this). Yeah, the idea failed it flew up on the roof and I ADD'd and lost interest. Random.

Thurman's Cafe

noreply@blogger.com (Will I Am) — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:56:00 +0000

Last night, Logan B and myself hopped into the Mouse and drove to Columbus. In C-Bus, we met up with Aaron R. Many a year I had wanted to experience THURMAN's Cafe and for one reason to test the claim. CLAIM: Best Burgers in Columbus! Series of events:
Loaded up in A-R's car, drove to other side of town, parked, examined sign in sheet decided 15 minute wait, I played Mrs. Pacman (was sweet at it), ate popcorn they had for the wait, read the city entertainment guide and discovered prostitution is basically legal and the city has many intersting folks ( see personal add where an experienced middle age woman offers full body massage, seeking regulars, and offers senior discount or Full-body massages by professional "hairy male") , by this time we decided we had been waiting far too long to discovered such things, and finally we were told we could sit at the bar and order and table would be ready shortly. AND THEN IT HAPPENED a STEEL crane lowered three plates flexing under their load, no that is serious business. Many minutes later the conclusion was drawn that Thurman's Cafe is great and worth multiple trips.

minor side note: while seated at the table Logan looks out the window to his left and freaks because he "sees" a man carry a conversation on with the car behind him via sunroof while driving. Truth is it was the reflection of the guy sitting at the bar in Thurman's.

FAFSA

noreply@blogger.com (Will I Am) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:31:00 +0000

So the purpose of the FAFSA is to help students receive financial aid, almost positive this is true. Basically if you don't have enough money they try and find you money for school. I'm now on my second income verification form, because I appear too poor ........DUH so give me some FREAKIN AID already.

My Dog

noreply@blogger.com (Will I Am) — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:40:00 +0000

I had just finished eating Ramen Noodles, watching Freaks and Geeks reclined in an easy chair. My dog was on my lap. She started to lick my face and then burped in my mouth (actually face but there would've been no impact had I used the word face). Gross!