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<p>Frankly, this woman should be disbarred, disrobed or whatever they do to massage &#8216;therapists&#8217;. The only relaxation technique sure to work on opossums is the judicious placement of an iron or steel shovel. It&#8217;s guarangodamnedteed. <sup class='footnote'><a href='#fn-34297-1' id='fnref-34297-1'>1</a></sup></p>
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<li id='fn-34297-1'>Well, at least 99% chance: if one - at the last moment - out of some silly soft-heartedness, actually pulls the blow, though there is the off chance the critter will simply drop dead of fright, there is an equal chance the critter will simply <em>appear</em> to drop dead, only to awake and scamper off the instant you leave to search for a Hefty construction bag. Don&#8217;t be soft-hearted, don&#8217;t pull the blow &#8212; complete that massage! <span class='footnotereverse'><a href='#fnref-34297-1'>&#8617;</a></span></li>
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<p>Wow. The London Games should be spectacular.</p>
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The problem of <del datetime="2012-05-14T15:43:03+00:00">botox</del> psychosomatic illness is entirely embraced by Dianetics, and by Dianetic technique such illness has been eradicated entirely in every case&#8230;</p>
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<p>I don&#8217;t know; I want to see the DNA tests.</p>
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Who is that guy anyway?</p>
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Kilmer looks like he <em>ate</em> <a href="http://willnotbetelevised.com/tv/2012/01/hiding-in-plain-sight/" target="_blank">Fat Bastard</a>..</p>
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