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willswideweb http://www.willswideweb.com Stuff found on the internet. It’s not a blog, okay? Sat, 27 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 en Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-27) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-27/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-27/#comments Sat, 27 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-27/

Yesterday

12:58pm No Vic line, drive to zoo. Still buy train tickets to get 2 for 1 offer. Only in London does this make sense.

1:12pm Also, in such a situation, if you’re asked if you want to buy zoo tickets at the car park: probably say no. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-27/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-23) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-23/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-23/#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-23/

Yesterday

7:47pm Off to CU Exposed, which is an event not a txt speak abbreviation. Do not be alarmed. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-23/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-22) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-22-2/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-22-2/#comments Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-22-2/

Yesterday

11:47am Happy Meal anyone? 1 year old, one careful owner, no visible signs of decay: http://bit.ly/90wJQC

2:12pm Starring something in Gmail is as good as replying in my book. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-22-2/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-22) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-22/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-22/#comments Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-22/

Yesterday

11:47am Happy Meal anyone? 1 year old, one careful owner, no visible signs of decay: http://bit.ly/90wJQC

2:12pm Starring something in Gmail is as good as replying in my book. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-22/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-20) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-20-2/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-20-2/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-20-2/

Yesterday

2:14pm http://twitpic.com/19rf75 - Under bed storage is the future. I reckon you could get a child in there. Maybe even two.

5:13pm @rickyJrice Awesome - I knew this bed would pay for itself in the long run. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-20-2/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-20) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-20/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-20/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-20/

Yesterday

2:14pm http://twitpic.com/19rf75 - Under bed storage is the future. I reckon you could get a child in there. Maybe even two.

5:13pm @rickyJrice Awesome - I knew this bed would pay for itself in the long run. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-20/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-19) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-19/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-19/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-19/

Yesterday

10:34am Okay, who makes a mattress without handles? And more to the point, who buys one?

11:17am @Alexmilway I have stepped on the same one twice already today and the carpet fitter isn’t due for at least another two hours.

11:18am Before dismantling a bed frame, why not scratch the shit out of the walls, jam it on the stairs and take it apart in a really awkward place? ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-19/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-17) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-17/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-17/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-17/

Yesterday

11:32am http://twitpic.com/193qoy - iPad iPshmad. Edible goods is clearly where Apple’s future lies.

6:41pm @katiesol @2muchcoffeekate @rahaaas Thanks for the birthday wishes, you may all have one icon of cake.

7:11pm Will is all awash with birthday wishes, thanks y’all.

9:59pm http://twitpic.com/1971uu - Black Velvet. This is how I plan to waste all good champagne from now on.

Today

12:30am @LAURA81 Champagne and Guinness. And one part anti-gravity. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-17/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-16) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-16/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-16/#comments Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-16/

Yesterday

11:31am They should put handles on Fedex bags. This would make my life at least 0.03 percent better.

3:33pm RT @susiweaser: WE (@fixvid )ARE 1 YEAR OLD! Please can we have a present? Please can it be you adding a song to our birthday playlist? … ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-16/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-13) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-13/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-13/#comments Sat, 13 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-13/

Yesterday

5:19pm Gnochi: it’s just an overly elaborate joke, isn’t it? ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-13/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-11) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-11/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-11/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-11/

Yesterday

9:48am My jeans have started chaffing which is a bad start to a long day.

12:22pm @Omiodotcom Even to this day, the man still remains an inspiration to us all.

3:54pm @susiweaser thinks it is acceptable to put rubbish in a post box. Twitter: tell her she is wrong. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-11/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-10) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-10/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-10/#comments Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-10/

Yesterday

1:50pm http://twitpic.com/17pzla - Ooo - new Moo card delivery. Excited face.

2:49pm My playlist for the rest of the day basically involves alternating between http://bit.ly/dxu9ED and http://bit.ly/bkxDIe ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-10/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-09) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-09/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-09/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-09/

Yesterday

11:51am @smittytone Not intentionally. More the only thing I could compose after getting up at 6am to drive to the NEC.

11:52am There has to be a better way to fit carpets than taking EVERY THING out of EVERY ROOM. Progress my ass.

11:55am @susiweaser “Hosted by Phil Daniels (Eastenders, Quadrophenia)” I’m sure that’s the exact order he always imagined being billed.

3:29pm Can progress also provide a carpet fitter who isn’t a total dick that leaves the front door wide open so the dog can run out into the road? ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-09/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-08) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-08/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-08/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-08/

Yesterday

1:04pm Birmingham Birmingham Birmingham.

1:43pm Just seen a sign for Crufts. Wonder if my press creds will cut it. Please let my press creds cut it. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-08/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-07) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-07/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-07/#comments Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-07/

Yesterday

7:54pm If you’re painting and you’ve got a dog it is almost inevitable that some of the former will end up on the latter. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-07/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-05) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-05/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-05/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-05/

Yesterday

2:20pm @davethelimey Both of my hands are in the air at this point.

2:28pm The iPad release date may have been pushed back to April, but you can still pre-order in time for my birthday. Just sayin.

2:52pm @robkerr What kind of freaky birthday presents did you get growing up?

2:54pm @davethelimey Should have replied closing in time to when you said this: http://bit.ly/c7rD24 It was the pint I was mostly interested in.

4:53pm @davethelimey @allpointsnorth Keep in touch.

4:58pm It’s really dull in the office on your own. You end up fixing printers. Or making time lapse videos. http://bit.ly/bd2mSd

7:46pm So which of the two birthday things on tonight that I’m not going to name in case you deliberately weren’t invited are you going to?

8:55pm First party had a stripper, albeit by coincidence. Second party, what you got? ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-05/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-04) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-04/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-04/#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-04/

Yesterday

10:15am RT @beamagency: Beam is recruiting excellent people. PR Account Exec / Snr Account Exec. Clients include T3, Griffin, IWOOT.com e: charl …

10:25am RT @MyChemToilet: Thanks for the RTs thus far, y’all. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-04/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-03-01) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-01/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-01/#comments Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-01/

Yesterday

4:41pm Ever so slightly shunted the car in front on the M6. Defo getting a car with ABS next so people go into the back of me instead.

4:42pm Luckily it was only a light prang - I’ve hit other cars harder when parallel parking. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/03/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-03-01/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-02-27) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-27/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-27/#comments Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-27/

Yesterday

6:41pm @NateLanxon Can I get a tall skinny caramel latte to go, please.

7:30pm Why has everyone passworded their wifi? I thought people up north were meant to be friendlier. Or more stupid. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-27/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-02-26) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-26-2/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-26-2/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-26-2/

Yesterday

10:55am All the people that wanted George Lamb off the radio: are you happy now? Hmm?

3:00pm Neither righthand or handside are words, it seems. Righthandside it is then. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-26-2/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-02-26) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-26/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-26/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-26/

Yesterday

10:55am All the people that wanted George Lamb off the radio: are you happy now? Hmm?

3:00pm Neither righthand or handside are words, it seems. Righthandside it is then. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-26/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-02-24) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-24/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-24/#comments Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-24/

Yesterday

11:13am @MattJEgan Did he walk past in an unhurried and nonchalant manner? Not unalike this? http://bit.ly/9zSz1G

10:17pm Yow. Chipped the corner off my tooth on an olive stone. Can I still sue if I broke the same tooth skateboarding when I was 13?

10:31pm The infide off my mowf feelfs funny. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-24/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-02-23) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-23/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-23/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-23/

Yesterday

5:51pm Is the world ending in 2012 except 1,500ft above sea level common knowledge or do I owe my future well being to a Cambridge receptionist?

6:03pm @JulianProkaza Do I need to go higher?!?! Or start tunneling down instead? Proper apocalypse preparation is tricksy.

6:06pm @davethelimey Can’t I just get those on eBay? I do not have the spare time for personal evolution. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-23/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-02-19) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-19/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-19/#comments Fri, 19 Feb 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-19/

Yesterday

10:25am Want to write AMOLED (active matrix organic LED) pedant side says (active matrix organic light emitting diode). Luckily I’m paid by the word

1:20pm http://twitpic.com/14428g - Whoppie cakes: the latest craze in cake-based entertainment. Apparently.

1:26pm Or even Whoopie Cakes, depending on which predictive text system you’re using.

6:08pm @scott_cawley From the bakery in the Spar in Walthamstow Village, but they are apparently all the rage across London.

7:39pm Forget EastEnders Live - WEIRD SCIENCE IS ON TONIGHT. ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-19/feed/ Elsewhere on the internet (2010-02-18) http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-18/ http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-18/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:59:59 +0000 Will http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-18/

Yesterday

12:09pm Find Joss Stone’s Baby Baby Baby video unusually perplexing? Sit back and let Adam Buxton explain all. http://bit.ly/cWrYNw

12:30pm @davethelimey Real, but apparently EMI never wanted it released. Can’t see why.

1:10pm Oh, forgot with all the MWC madness: I have 3 invites for the official BlackBerry Twitter app if you want to play too: http://bit.ly/d0t8hT

1:11pm @BenJamScones BUMEYES! No?

1:18pm @MattJEgan Can I use your dictaphone? ]]> http://www.willswideweb.com/2010/02/elsewhere-on-the-internet-2010-02-18/feed/