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Fossil Fuels: Bordeaux +, Pinot Gris and White

admin — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:03:49 +0000

If ExxonMobil sold wine, it might cost less per gallon, but you’d need at least two gallons every morning just to get to the office.

Culture Shock: Fermented Amazonian Biochar Bottled by Google Earth

admin — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:38:18 +0000

Uncontacted Amazonian tribes, you’re preapproved for the Visa check card. Just use these checks any time in the next twelve months and enjoy interest free balance transfers until fine-print fine-print. Hey, what’s with the spears?

Drought: Really Dry Red

admin — Thu, 29 May 2008 23:12:51 +0000

Drink a toast to Global Warming - and send a percentage of the profits to drought relief. Less fattening than a pint of Ben and Jerry’s anything…

Obama: Wine We Can Believe In

admin — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:19:42 +0000

Fresh from the vineyards of Illinois comes this youthful selection. Serve with any food at any time and with any company, because it’s all about bringing people together. Cheers!

Recycled White

admin — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:47:29 +0000

A mixture of fair trade, pesticide-free, sustainable, green post-consumer waste grapes. Made only from those green grapes that fall from the bunch or roll around in the bottom of the bin at Whole Foods. Available in Recycled Red and Recycled White.

iWine

admin — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:36:28 +0000

It’s white. It’s red. Sparkling or still. Vintage or not. It’s whatever you want it to be when you want it. And it uncorks with a slide. Note: unlocking the manufacturer’s fermentation code voids your warranty.

An Inconvenient Vermouth

admin — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 00:12:04 +0000

The planet is suffering from an industrial-sized hangover. And it is difficult, I hear, to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. So eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we fry.

Cruise Ship Sinking: Ice Wine

admin — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 17:57:38 +0000

Inspired by Google Trends phrase #38 11/23/07 “Cruise Ship Sinking”

The M/S Explorer hit submerged ice in the Bransfield Strait off King George’s Island, Antarctica at 05:24 GMT this morning, creating a hole reportedly the size of a fist.

It quickly began filling with water and developed a list, which by late afternoon had reached around 40 degrees.

All 100 passengers, together with 54 crew, abandoned the vessel and took to lifeboats. They were then picked up the NordNorge cruise ship, one of two vessels quickly arriving at the scene.