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		<title>An Epic Piece of Criticism, 6 Words at a Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 12:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a big fan of brevity, probably why Twitter suits me so well. Here: Paul Ford&#8217;s 1000+ 6-word reviews of songs by bands attending SXSW. I don&#8217;t really care about most of these bands, but the sheer number of bon mots in this little document is worth a scan. For example:
&#8220;Finally, Swedish bluegrass I can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Last Minute Sangria: Random, Badass Staples Helpful</title>
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Garbage in, garbage out, right? Well&#8230; Often times I&#8217;m opening a bottle of wine in the beginning of the week to review or sample for a client. By the time I want to drink wine, like tonight, that bottle is shite. This bottle was a very lovely tart, surly thing to begin with; so past [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Shizz… Blog Posts Are SUpposed to Disappear</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But this one I wrote for the Seattle Weekly go re-run for the dreaded V-Day and picked up by Digg. There are over 300 comments. Judging by the woman-hating comments by spurned males on already on the SW site, I&#8217;m afraid to look.
So You Want to Hit on the Bartender
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		<title>The Time of Year for Thick, Rich Beer</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was a hobbit in a past life, I know it. If you can picture it in a tankard, I probably love it. Belgians, strong ales, and especially barleywine. Ages quicker and better than wine the same price, I can&#8217;t understand why it&#8217;s not the biggest thing since sliced bread.
Barley Wines Offer a Safer Bet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wine: Reconciling Farming, Romance &amp; Commerce</title>
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This is the daydream of France that exists in the minds of many AMericans, a dream in perilous danger amidst the modernization of France and the shunning of traditionalists [...]]]></description>
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