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        <title>The Wireless Podcast</title>
        <link>http://racingminds.co.uk/</link>
        <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2023 19:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
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        <copyright>Copyright Racing Minds 2012-2020. All Rights Reserved.</copyright>
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        <description>Racing Minds' The Wireless Podcast is a smash hit series of entirely improvised comedy adventures from the critically acclaimed UK wits. Exotic locales, extraordinary characters, inexplicable plots - expect all this and more in a tongue-in-cheek homage to classic 50s radio serials. Broadcast live for your listening pleasure from sell-out runs at the Edinburgh and Perth Fringe Festivals.&#13;
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'Never in my life have I witnessed a funnier live comedy show' &#13;
★★★★★ Three Weeks&#13;
&#13;
'Stars in the making' &#13;
★★★★★ Festival Journal</description>
        <itunes:subtitle>A completely improvised fifties style radio play!</itunes:subtitle>
        
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'Never in my life have I witnessed a funnier live comedy show' &#13;
★★★★★ Three Weeks&#13;
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'Stars in the making' &#13;
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      <title>Series 5, Episode 10 – 'In The House'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2019 04:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-5-episode-10-in-the-house</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:39:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Richard and Judy's marriage gets off to a difficult start when they honeymoon separately on different continents, while casino moguls Freshwave and Clyde want to take the phrase 'the House always wins' to its most all-consuming logical conclusion. Can love triumph over Richard's indecision, the villains' greed for victory and New Zealand's antiquated laws?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Richard and Judy's marriage gets off to a difficu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Richard and Judy's marriage gets off to a difficult start when they honeymoon separately on different continents, while casino moguls Freshwave and Clyde want to take the phrase 'the House always wins' to its most all-consuming logical conclusion. Can love triumph over Richard's indecision, the villains' greed for victory and New Zealand's antiquated laws?</description>
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      <title>Series 5, Episode 9 – 'Please Help Me!'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2019 04:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-5-episode-9-please-help-me</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:41:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>⚠️ META EPISODE ALERT ⚠️ The entirely appropriately named Tess Tickle and loose-trousered Captain Cockburn rummage around a Hawaiian shipwreck; while audience member (and daughter of a figure-skating legend) Laurie revels in her newfound powers of suggestion.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>⚠️ META EPISODE ALERT ⚠️ The entirely appropriate…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>⚠️ META EPISODE ALERT ⚠️ The entirely appropriately named Tess Tickle and loose-trousered Captain Cockburn rummage around a Hawaiian shipwreck; while audience member (and daughter of a figure-skating legend) Laurie revels in her newfound powers of suggestion.</description>
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      <title>Series 5, Episode 8 – 'Dutch Tits!'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Nov 2019 04:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-5-episode-8-dutch-tits</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:42:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Mediocre young remainiac remoaner Jason Tepid finds himself imprisoned in Western Australia back in 2017 under a new British-Australian treaty, whilst over in Europe Geert Wilders is gearing up for that year's Dutch election. Some now dated and some still surprisingly relevant references to Brexit and all that ensue as Jason's quest to escape punishment and Wilders' lust for power are on a collision course...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mediocre young remainiac remoaner Jason Tepid fin…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Mediocre young remainiac remoaner Jason Tepid finds himself imprisoned in Western Australia back in 2017 under a new British-Australian treaty, whilst over in Europe Geert Wilders is gearing up for that year's Dutch election. Some now dated and some still surprisingly relevant references to Brexit and all that ensue as Jason's quest to escape punishment and Wilders' lust for power are on a collision course...</description>
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      <title>Series 5, Episode 7 – 'The Forgotten Unicorn'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2019 04:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-5-episode-7-the-forgotten-unicorn</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:38:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dr Spotless Dirt has been sent to the Planet of the Buttocks by NASA to find a remedy to save mankind's own backsides from extinction. But it soon becomes clear that this is only one small part of a much bigger threat facing the world, with its roots in biblical times. Let's just say our abnormally puerile audience really outdid themselves with the suggestions this time around...</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dr Spotless Dirt has been sent to the Planet of t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dr Spotless Dirt has been sent to the Planet of the Buttocks by NASA to find a remedy to save mankind's own backsides from extinction. But it soon becomes clear that this is only one small part of a much bigger threat facing the world, with its roots in biblical times. Let's just say our abnormally puerile audience really outdid themselves with the suggestions this time around...</description>
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      <title>Series 5, Episode 6 – 'The Underground City'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2019 04:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-5-episode-6-the-underground-city</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:40:31</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Ace Iberian archaeologist Nikita might have nabbed a priceless magic carpet from a cavern, but now that the population of London is turning subterranean in pursuit of cheaper property prices, she may be the only one who can save humanity from the darkness. A thrilling tale, replete with excavated guacamole, lukewarm samosas, and precioussss things in the deep.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ace Iberian archaeologist Nikita might have nabbe…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Ace Iberian archaeologist Nikita might have nabbed a priceless magic carpet from a cavern, but now that the population of London is turning subterranean in pursuit of cheaper property prices, she may be the only one who can save humanity from the darkness. A thrilling tale, replete with excavated guacamole, lukewarm samosas, and precioussss things in the deep.</description>
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      <title>Series 5, Episode 5 – 'The Gay Agenda'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2019 04:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-5-episode-5-the-gay-agenda</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:42:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Arnold is a bullish American envoy in the South China Sea, at odds with the audibly Japanese submarine crew, and generally cuckolded by his wife back home. He may well have to mutiny and take control of the ship, if there’s to be any hope of stopping Australian PM (at the time) Malcolm Turnbull from starting a reckless unchecked war. A thrilling tale replete with accent troubles, naked beds and a lot of dodgy territory just about skirted!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Arnold is a bullish American envoy in the South C…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Arnold is a bullish American envoy in the South China Sea, at odds with the audibly Japanese submarine crew, and generally cuckolded by his wife back home. He may well have to mutiny and take control of the ship, if there’s to be any hope of stopping Australian PM (at the time) Malcolm Turnbull from starting a reckless unchecked war. A thrilling tale replete with accent troubles, naked beds and a lot of dodgy territory just about skirted!</description>
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      <title>Series 5, Episode 4 – 'Tough Act To Follow'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2019 03:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-5-episode-4-tough-act-to-follow</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:43:01</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Our tale follows Derek van Beeken and Robert De Nrio, two men fighting for their jobs in very different ways, one oppressed by the draconian employment laws of his country, the other by echoes of the past and his own hubris. But which will make the better fist of it?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Our tale follows Derek van Beeken and Robert De N…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Our tale follows Derek van Beeken and Robert De Nrio, two men fighting for their jobs in very different ways, one oppressed by the draconian employment laws of his country, the other by echoes of the past and his own hubris. But which will make the better fist of it?</description>
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      <title>Series 5, Episode 3 – 'Don't Leave Your Umbrella On The Train'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Oct 2019 03:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-5-episode-3-dont-leave-your-umbrella-on-the-train</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:36:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Something terrible lurks in the dark dark woods (although it isn't punctuation) but that won't stop Moggy fulfilling his promise to a mysterious young woman. However, the rest of the world just got a little darker when a certain pop princess forgot to check whether she had all her personal belongings with her before alighting from the train.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Something terrible lurks in the dark dark woods (…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Something terrible lurks in the dark dark woods (although it isn't punctuation) but that won't stop Moggy fulfilling his promise to a mysterious young woman. However, the rest of the world just got a little darker when a certain pop princess forgot to check whether she had all her personal belongings with her before alighting from the train.</description>
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      <title>Series 5, Episode 2 – 'The Courtroom Dance Battle'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2019 03:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-5-episode-2-the-courtroom-dance-battle</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:24</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Conflicting feelings butt heads in The Hamlet of Emotions, as Love and Hate battle for the hand of the only outsider, Tracey. Meanwhile, prosecutors bring a bit of Broadway razzle-dazzle to the oddly ecclesiastical courtrooms of the American South; as judges bow to style over substance, will Love conquer all?</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Conflicting feelings butt heads in The Hamlet of …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Conflicting feelings butt heads in The Hamlet of Emotions, as Love and Hate battle for the hand of the only outsider, Tracey. Meanwhile, prosecutors bring a bit of Broadway razzle-dazzle to the oddly ecclesiastical courtrooms of the American South; as judges bow to style over substance, will Love conquer all?</description>
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      <title>Series 5, Episode 1 – 'At The Bottom Of The Pit'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2019 03:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-5-episode-1-at-the-bottom-of-the-pit</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>When sisters Kandi, Candy and Quandee learn that only one of them has been included in their late father’s will, all sher-bets are off. In Britain, Jeremy Corbyn seems out some Prime Ministerial fancy pants, to give him a much needed dose of panache. 
WARNING! Contains Crotch Goblins!</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>When sisters Kandi, Candy and Quandee learn that …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>When sisters Kandi, Candy and Quandee learn that only one of them has been included in their late father’s will, all sher-bets are off. In Britain, Jeremy Corbyn seems out some Prime Ministerial fancy pants, to give him a much needed dose of panache. 
WARNING! Contains Crotch Goblins!</description>
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      <title>Series 4, Episode 10 – 'The Devil In Disguise'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2017 23:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-4-episode-10-the-devil-in-disguise</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:43:29</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Foley: Patrick Hercamp

Name: Louis Moo
Secret: Antique chess set fetish
Location: Public bathroom/fish market in Berlin
Sponsor: Henry</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Foley: Patrick Hercamp

Name: Louis Moo
Secret: A…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Foley: Patrick Hercamp

Name: Louis Moo
Secret: Antique chess set fetish
Location: Public bathroom/fish market in Berlin
Sponsor: Henry</description>
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      <title>Series 4, Episode 9 – 'Bad Things Happen'</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2017 13:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-4-episode-9-bad-things-happen</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:40:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Foley: Duncan Turner

Name: Sir Snowbaz Pynch
Secret: He was afraid of Chickens
Location: The Peak of Mt. Lofty
Sponsor: Pie Floater</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Foley: Duncan Turner

Name: Sir Snowbaz Pynch
Sec…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Foley: Duncan Turner

Name: Sir Snowbaz Pynch
Secret: He was afraid of Chickens
Location: The Peak of Mt. Lofty
Sponsor: Pie Floater</description>
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      <title>Series 4, Episode 8 – 'Childless In America'</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2017 08:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-4-episode-8-childless-in-america</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:59</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Sebastian has found new employment in a rather suspicious gothic castle, whilst some red-blooded American patriots go all out to stop the vampire threat.

Featuring special guest foley artist Thomas Ford.

Title: Childless in America
Main Character: Sebastian Fearnley
Strange Secret: He Ate His Sister's Hamster
Featured Location: Servant's Quarters of a Romanian Castle
Sponsored by: Alcohol (all)</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Sebastian has found new employment in a rather su…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Sebastian has found new employment in a rather suspicious gothic castle, whilst some red-blooded American patriots go all out to stop the vampire threat.

Featuring special guest foley artist Thomas Ford.

Title: Childless in America
Main Character: Sebastian Fearnley
Strange Secret: He Ate His Sister's Hamster
Featured Location: Servant's Quarters of a Romanian Castle
Sponsored by: Alcohol (all)</description>
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      <title>Series 4, Episode 7 – 'Balloons Popping In Trees'</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2017 12:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-4-episode-7-balloons-popping-in-trees</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:42:53</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Beverley has a tough life working the looms, but will her dreams of a better future be scuppered by devious balloonist Richard Branson?

Featuring special guest foley artist Claire Ford.

Title: Balloons Popping In Trees
Main Character: Beverley the Great
Strange Secret: Has a Toupee
Featured Location: Yarn-factory in Chad
Sponsored by: Australian Lamb</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Beverley has a tough life working the looms, but …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Beverley has a tough life working the looms, but will her dreams of a better future be scuppered by devious balloonist Richard Branson?

Featuring special guest foley artist Claire Ford.

Title: Balloons Popping In Trees
Main Character: Beverley the Great
Strange Secret: Has a Toupee
Featured Location: Yarn-factory in Chad
Sponsored by: Australian Lamb</description>
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      <title>Series 4, Episode 6 – 'Bananas Are Yellow'</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2017 22:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-4-episode-6-bananas-are-yellow</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:52:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Ex-pat Scot Malcolm just wants to be an opera star, but ghostly goings on are causing chaos in the theatre. Soon the US Intelligence Services are involved, and so are Coldplay, obviously.

Featuring special guest foley artist Bobbi Sox.

Title: Bananas Are Yellow 
Main Character: Malcolm The Brave 
Strange Secret: He’s A Duck In A Man Suit 
Featured Location: In An Opera Theatre In Mexico 
Sponsored by: Rabies</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ex-pat Scot Malcolm just wants to be an opera sta…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Ex-pat Scot Malcolm just wants to be an opera star, but ghostly goings on are causing chaos in the theatre. Soon the US Intelligence Services are involved, and so are Coldplay, obviously.

Featuring special guest foley artist Bobbi Sox.

Title: Bananas Are Yellow 
Main Character: Malcolm The Brave 
Strange Secret: He’s A Duck In A Man Suit 
Featured Location: In An Opera Theatre In Mexico 
Sponsored by: Rabies</description>
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      <title>Series 4, Episode 5 – 'The Boy In The Lolly Fort'</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2017 09:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-4-episode-5-the-boy-in-the-lolly-fort</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:41:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Jimmy is a zeppelin crew-member with a haunted past, but downtime in the Black Forest sees him embroiled in a grisly plot. Can he stop Hansel &amp; Gretel’s overzealous witch hunt from getting out of hand?

Featuring special guest foley artist Ruby Slippers.

Title: The Boy in the Lolly Fort
Main Character: Jimmy McDonald
Strange Secret: He is the Ghost of a Gold Digger
Featured Location: In the Hindenburg
Sponsored by: Barnaby Joyce</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Jimmy is a zeppelin crew-member with a haunted pa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Jimmy is a zeppelin crew-member with a haunted past, but downtime in the Black Forest sees him embroiled in a grisly plot. Can he stop Hansel &amp; Gretel’s overzealous witch hunt from getting out of hand?

Featuring special guest foley artist Ruby Slippers.

Title: The Boy in the Lolly Fort
Main Character: Jimmy McDonald
Strange Secret: He is the Ghost of a Gold Digger
Featured Location: In the Hindenburg
Sponsored by: Barnaby Joyce</description>
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      <title>Series 4, Episode 4 – 'It Is'</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2017 21:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/4-it-is-mp3</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:37:51</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Killbob’s deadly life-long titular mission leads him to Paris, but some dubious doctors are out to hobble the fire services to provide more interesting patients. Society’s on a greasy pole, and no mistake, and only our murderously-monikered antihero can put out the blaze!

Featuring special guest foley artist Ellie Squire.

Title: It Is
Main Character: Killbob
Strange Secret: Is a Hermaphrodite 
Featured Location: The Eiffle (sic) Tower
Sponsored by: Cunard Liners</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Killbob’s deadly life-long titular mission leads …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Killbob’s deadly life-long titular mission leads him to Paris, but some dubious doctors are out to hobble the fire services to provide more interesting patients. Society’s on a greasy pole, and no mistake, and only our murderously-monikered antihero can put out the blaze!

Featuring special guest foley artist Ellie Squire.

Title: It Is
Main Character: Killbob
Strange Secret: Is a Hermaphrodite 
Featured Location: The Eiffle (sic) Tower
Sponsored by: Cunard Liners</description>
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      <title>Series 4, Episode 3 – 'The Curious Incident of the Pub'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2017 11:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-4-episode-3-the-curious-incident-of-the-pub</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:41:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Plumber Jefferey (sic) gets sea(sick) trying to stop pubs and bars taking to the oceans in a bid to stay open longer, as a new Cold War threatens to break out in this watery adventure.

Featuring special guest foley artist Amberley Cull.

For this show, the audience suggestions were...
Title: The Curious Incident of the Pub
Main Character: Jefferey
Strange Secret: Sleeps with Sailors
Featured Location: A Submarine
Sponsored by: KFC &amp; McDonald's</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Plumber Jefferey (sic) gets sea(sick) trying to s…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Plumber Jefferey (sic) gets sea(sick) trying to stop pubs and bars taking to the oceans in a bid to stay open longer, as a new Cold War threatens to break out in this watery adventure.

Featuring special guest foley artist Amberley Cull.

For this show, the audience suggestions were...
Title: The Curious Incident of the Pub
Main Character: Jefferey
Strange Secret: Sleeps with Sailors
Featured Location: A Submarine
Sponsored by: KFC &amp; McDonald's</description>
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      <title>Series 4, Episode 2 – 'Beards From Faces!'</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2017 23:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-4-episode-1-beards-from-faces</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:48</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Hapless petty criminal Bailey cuts a deal with the coppers, and goes deep under cover. All the beards are being stolen from priceless artworks. But why? It's a race against time, and to top it all off, our reluctant hero's wearing paper clothes.

Featuring special guest foley artist Alice Winn.

Title: Beards From Faces!
Main Character: Bailey
Strange Secret: He's From Beta Centauri
Featured Location: Shona's Kitchen
Sponsored by: Meow Mix</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Hapless petty criminal Bailey cuts a deal with th…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Hapless petty criminal Bailey cuts a deal with the coppers, and goes deep under cover. All the beards are being stolen from priceless artworks. But why? It's a race against time, and to top it all off, our reluctant hero's wearing paper clothes.

Featuring special guest foley artist Alice Winn.

Title: Beards From Faces!
Main Character: Bailey
Strange Secret: He's From Beta Centauri
Featured Location: Shona's Kitchen
Sponsored by: Meow Mix</description>
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      <title>Series 4, Episode 1 – 'The Revenge Of The Rat Pack'</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2017 15:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-4-episode-1-the-revenge-of-the-rat-pack</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:49</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The Rat Pack are back, with their (old blue) eye on ensuring New York, New York is the only place named twice. Meanwhile nominatively determined Wolfgang is finding that, sure enough, everybody loves somebody, in the sleepy Australian town of Toodyay. Inevitably, there’s stormy weather on the horizon though, as Frank and co roll into the twofold-titled township with destructive intent.

Featuring special guest foley artist Alice Winn.

Title: The Revenge of the Rat Pack
Main Character: Wolfgang
Strange Secret: Has a Second Head
Featured Location: In A Pub in Toodyay, Australia
Sponsored by: Medicinal Tooth Powder</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The Rat Pack are back, with their (old blue) eye …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The Rat Pack are back, with their (old blue) eye on ensuring New York, New York is the only place named twice. Meanwhile nominatively determined Wolfgang is finding that, sure enough, everybody loves somebody, in the sleepy Australian town of Toodyay. Inevitably, there’s stormy weather on the horizon though, as Frank and co roll into the twofold-titled township with destructive intent.

Featuring special guest foley artist Alice Winn.

Title: The Revenge of the Rat Pack
Main Character: Wolfgang
Strange Secret: Has a Second Head
Featured Location: In A Pub in Toodyay, Australia
Sponsored by: Medicinal Tooth Powder</description>
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      <title>Series 3, Episode 9 – 'Red Handkerchief Blues'</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2015 13:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-3-episode-9-red-handkerchief-blues</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:44:17</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Ragged red-blooded gladiator Maximus gets embroiled in a bullish scheme to spread blood sports across the globe. Will he wave the red handkerchief and seal the fate of the world's bulls, or will he get his glad rags on and win back his love?

Featuring special guest foley artist Clara Cupcakes.

Title: Red Handkerchief Blues
Main Character: Maximus Ludicorus
Strange Secret: The sight of a ferret made him do The Macarena
Featured Location: In A Kitchen in Mooney Ponds (probably Australia)
Sponsored by: Ladies Shoe Emporium</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Ragged red-blooded gladiator Maximus gets embroil…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Ragged red-blooded gladiator Maximus gets embroiled in a bullish scheme to spread blood sports across the globe. Will he wave the red handkerchief and seal the fate of the world's bulls, or will he get his glad rags on and win back his love?

Featuring special guest foley artist Clara Cupcakes.

Title: Red Handkerchief Blues
Main Character: Maximus Ludicorus
Strange Secret: The sight of a ferret made him do The Macarena
Featured Location: In A Kitchen in Mooney Ponds (probably Australia)
Sponsored by: Ladies Shoe Emporium</description>
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      <title>Series 3, Episode 8 – 'The Tip of the Iceberg'</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2015 11:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-3-episode-the-tip-of-the-iceberg</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Novice climber Ken is on a dangerous route to the icy tip-top of the world's third-highest peak, whilst many-vice climate-keen monks put the whole world in danger with an iceberg-tipping plot. Is the fate of the earth sealed?

Featuring special guest foley artist Josh Earl.

Title: The Tip of the Iceberg
Character: Ken
Strange Secret: He finds snails erotic
Featured Location: A Cave in a Buddhist Monastery
Sponsor: The World of Cogs</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Novice climber Ken is on a dangerous route to the…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Novice climber Ken is on a dangerous route to the icy tip-top of the world's third-highest peak, whilst many-vice climate-keen monks put the whole world in danger with an iceberg-tipping plot. Is the fate of the earth sealed?

Featuring special guest foley artist Josh Earl.

Title: The Tip of the Iceberg
Character: Ken
Strange Secret: He finds snails erotic
Featured Location: A Cave in a Buddhist Monastery
Sponsor: The World of Cogs</description>
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      <title>Series 3, Episode 7 – 'Stop IT'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2015 10:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-3-episode-7-stop-it</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:44</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Epithetic deity The Messiah is a prolific French artist. Can perfumed paintings help him to live up to his billing before Rupert Murdoch's devious plot to monopolise all forms of information plunges the world into darkness? Find out before the lawsuits ensue!

Featuring special guest foley artist Clara Cupcakes.

Title: Stop IT!
Character: The Messiah
Strange Secret: He’s an avid cuckold
Featured Location: Perfumery in Paris
Sponsor: Brown’s Beers</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Epithetic deity The Messiah is a prolific French …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Epithetic deity The Messiah is a prolific French artist. Can perfumed paintings help him to live up to his billing before Rupert Murdoch's devious plot to monopolise all forms of information plunges the world into darkness? Find out before the lawsuits ensue!

Featuring special guest foley artist Clara Cupcakes.

Title: Stop IT!
Character: The Messiah
Strange Secret: He’s an avid cuckold
Featured Location: Perfumery in Paris
Sponsor: Brown’s Beers</description>
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      <title>Series 3, Episode 6 – 'The Shimmyshank of the Chimney Sweep'</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2015 10:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-3-episode-6-the-shimmyshank-of-the-chimney-sweep</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:52:09</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Retired detective Uriah investigates a string of increasingly 'orrible crimes that lead him right to the heart of London's underworld (and a saucy French dame) in this soot-smothered slice of devious Victoriana.

Featuring special guest foley artist Brianna Williams.

Title: The Shimmyshank of the Chimney Sweep
Character: Uriah Creep
Strange Secret: A Phobia of Stickers
Featured Location: in Afghanistan, on Top of a Camel
Sponsor: Milquetoast Crunch</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Retired detective Uriah investigates a string of …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Retired detective Uriah investigates a string of increasingly 'orrible crimes that lead him right to the heart of London's underworld (and a saucy French dame) in this soot-smothered slice of devious Victoriana.

Featuring special guest foley artist Brianna Williams.

Title: The Shimmyshank of the Chimney Sweep
Character: Uriah Creep
Strange Secret: A Phobia of Stickers
Featured Location: in Afghanistan, on Top of a Camel
Sponsor: Milquetoast Crunch</description>
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      <title>Series 3, Episode 5 – 'God Only Knows What To Expect'</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2015 13:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-3-episode-5-god-only-knows-what-to-expect</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:46</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Captain Albatross takes to the ocean with a threadbare crew, whilst God himself can’t bear losing the thread of his omniscience. It’s sort of Pirates of the Caribbean meets The Bible (and Matt Groeing is probably instigating legal proceedings) in this timber-shivering adventure!

Featuring special guest foley artist Alexis Dubus.

Title: God Only Knows What to Expect
Main character: Captain Albatross
Strange secret: Afraid of skunks
Featured Location: The couch at home
Sponsor: Blackbeard’s eyepatches</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Captain Albatross takes to the ocean with a threa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Captain Albatross takes to the ocean with a threadbare crew, whilst God himself can’t bear losing the thread of his omniscience. It’s sort of Pirates of the Caribbean meets The Bible (and Matt Groeing is probably instigating legal proceedings) in this timber-shivering adventure!

Featuring special guest foley artist Alexis Dubus.

Title: God Only Knows What to Expect
Main character: Captain Albatross
Strange secret: Afraid of skunks
Featured Location: The couch at home
Sponsor: Blackbeard’s eyepatches</description>
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      <title>Series 3, Episode 4 – 'Judy's Left Sock'</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2015 20:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-3-episode-4-judys-left-sock</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:47:54</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Unadorned grouch Sans moves to a mouthful of a sleepy village (and make sure you are asleep), where he's the only one who can stop inter-dimensional (and general) confusion as fiery fantasy becomes terrifying reality.

Featuring special guest foley artist Ruby Slippers.

Title: Judy’s Left Sock
Main Character: Sans Serif
Strange Secret: Couldn’t Tell The Tim
Featured Location: The Tower of Mordor
Sponsor: That Company That Isn’t Facebook But Wants To Be</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Unadorned grouch Sans moves to a mouthful of a sl…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Unadorned grouch Sans moves to a mouthful of a sleepy village (and make sure you are asleep), where he's the only one who can stop inter-dimensional (and general) confusion as fiery fantasy becomes terrifying reality.

Featuring special guest foley artist Ruby Slippers.

Title: Judy’s Left Sock
Main Character: Sans Serif
Strange Secret: Couldn’t Tell The Tim
Featured Location: The Tower of Mordor
Sponsor: That Company That Isn’t Facebook But Wants To Be</description>
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      <title>Series 3, Episode 3 – 'I Hope This Isn't A Waste of Time'</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2015 13:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-3-episode-3-i-hope-this-isnt-a-waste-of-time</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:47:45</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Dogged Negus is on a romantic weekend for one, but his temporary Bavarian hotel bliss is interrupted by a police investigation and temporal tinkerings ignited by an ignored poet. Switzerland will never be the same again.

Featuring special guest foley artist Strangely - www.strangelyandfriends.com

Title: I Hope This Isn’t A Waste of Time
Main Character: Negus
Strange Secret: Crippling Self Esteem Issues
Featured Location: Schoenbach Falls
Sponsored by: Blumenthal’s Medical Grommets

Episode photograph by Kim Anderson.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Dogged Negus is on a romantic weekend for one, bu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Dogged Negus is on a romantic weekend for one, but his temporary Bavarian hotel bliss is interrupted by a police investigation and temporal tinkerings ignited by an ignored poet. Switzerland will never be the same again.

Featuring special guest foley artist Strangely - www.strangelyandfriends.com

Title: I Hope This Isn’t A Waste of Time
Main Character: Negus
Strange Secret: Crippling Self Esteem Issues
Featured Location: Schoenbach Falls
Sponsored by: Blumenthal’s Medical Grommets

Episode photograph by Kim Anderson.</description>
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      <title>Series 3, Episode 2 – 'Rheumy Blues'</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2015 17:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-3-episode-2-rheumy-blues</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:15</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>In this whiskey-soaked Southern parable, hapless Englebert is mistaken for his famous namesake, but life as a big-shot recording artist isn’t all it’s cracked up to be – particularly when a knuckle-cracking blues veteran might well be a rheum with a view to stealing his soul (to swap for soul on the steel-string). Also, a father is the devil’s son, and the band seriously need to see a doctor in this (Bohemian) Rhapsody in blues!

Featuring special guest foley artist Famous Sharron – www.famoussharron.com/

Title: Rheumy Blues
Main Character: Englebert Humperdinck
Strange Secret: The Queen’s lovechild
Featured Location: The Jungle Gym
Sponsored by: Crunchy Hairspray

Episode photograph by Kim Anderson.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>In this whiskey-soaked Southern parable, hapless …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>In this whiskey-soaked Southern parable, hapless Englebert is mistaken for his famous namesake, but life as a big-shot recording artist isn’t all it’s cracked up to be – particularly when a knuckle-cracking blues veteran might well be a rheum with a view to stealing his soul (to swap for soul on the steel-string). Also, a father is the devil’s son, and the band seriously need to see a doctor in this (Bohemian) Rhapsody in blues!

Featuring special guest foley artist Famous Sharron – www.famoussharron.com/

Title: Rheumy Blues
Main Character: Englebert Humperdinck
Strange Secret: The Queen’s lovechild
Featured Location: The Jungle Gym
Sponsored by: Crunchy Hairspray

Episode photograph by Kim Anderson.</description>
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      <title>Series 3, Episode 1 – 'Champagne In A Trashcan'</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2015 20:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-3-episode-1-champagne-in-a-trashcan</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:47:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Lady Bottomley's morning mourning is interrupted as she finds herself knee-deep in gold-digging birthday-suited suitors. To make matters worse the butler hasn't spotted the squatters, and there's something very valuable hidden in the manor - if only anyone could find it. Plus society might just be falling apart.

Featuring special guest foley artist Will Pickvance - http://www.willpickvance.com

Title: Champagne In A Trashcan
Main Character: Lady Bottomley
Strange Secret: She is terrified of curtains
Featured Location: A nudist beach in Bournemouth
Sponsored by: Yorkshire puddings

Episode photograph by Kim Anderson.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Lady Bottomley's morning mourning is interrupted …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Lady Bottomley's morning mourning is interrupted as she finds herself knee-deep in gold-digging birthday-suited suitors. To make matters worse the butler hasn't spotted the squatters, and there's something very valuable hidden in the manor - if only anyone could find it. Plus society might just be falling apart.

Featuring special guest foley artist Will Pickvance - http://www.willpickvance.com

Title: Champagne In A Trashcan
Main Character: Lady Bottomley
Strange Secret: She is terrified of curtains
Featured Location: A nudist beach in Bournemouth
Sponsored by: Yorkshire puddings

Episode photograph by Kim Anderson.</description>
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      <title>Series 2, Episode 11 - 'Turning the Knife'</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2014 13:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-2-episode-11-turning-the-knife</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:51:08</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Iberian hack Juan is the only man standing in the way of an (eventually) evil misogynist plot cooked up by those cads the Swiss. Full-on pan-European disaster beckons, and on top of it all it's a really bad time to be called Cole.

Title: Turning The Knife
Main Character: Juan
Strange Secret: He's allergic to dust
Featured Location: The rooftops of Paris
Sponsored by: Trampolines</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Iberian hack Juan is the only man standing in the…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Iberian hack Juan is the only man standing in the way of an (eventually) evil misogynist plot cooked up by those cads the Swiss. Full-on pan-European disaster beckons, and on top of it all it's a really bad time to be called Cole.

Title: Turning The Knife
Main Character: Juan
Strange Secret: He's allergic to dust
Featured Location: The rooftops of Paris
Sponsored by: Trampolines</description>
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      <title>Series 2, Episode 10 - 'What Goes On When The Lights Come Back On'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2014 16:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-2-episode-10-what-goes-on-when-the-light-comes-back-on</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:26</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Whisky-distiller Franca can't choose between the two men in her life, but an unlikely trip to Mars might just make her (omnipresent?) mind up. Oh, and there's also an EXTREMELY annoying character called Mitchum.

Title: What Goes On When The Lights Come Back On
Main Character: Franca
Strange Secret: She's not a human
Featured Location: A crater on Mars
Sponsored by: The shameless plugging of sausages</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Whisky-distiller Franca can't choose between the …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Whisky-distiller Franca can't choose between the two men in her life, but an unlikely trip to Mars might just make her (omnipresent?) mind up. Oh, and there's also an EXTREMELY annoying character called Mitchum.

Title: What Goes On When The Lights Come Back On
Main Character: Franca
Strange Secret: She's not a human
Featured Location: A crater on Mars
Sponsored by: The shameless plugging of sausages</description>
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      <title>Series 2, Episode 9 - 'The Horror Of The Refrigerator'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2014 16:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-2-episode-9-the-horror-of-the-refrigerator</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:41:55</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Can pious Montgomery save gap year slackers from a fridge-dwelling mouldy monster? Exorcisms, church fairs and questionable breakfast choices abound in this spine-tingling chiller!

Title: The Horror of the Refrigerator
Main Character: Montgomery
Strange Secret: He's a horse
Featured Location: An elephant training camp in Thailand
Sponsored by: Hair Removal Cream</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Can pious Montgomery save gap year slackers from …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Can pious Montgomery save gap year slackers from a fridge-dwelling mouldy monster? Exorcisms, church fairs and questionable breakfast choices abound in this spine-tingling chiller!

Title: The Horror of the Refrigerator
Main Character: Montgomery
Strange Secret: He's a horse
Featured Location: An elephant training camp in Thailand
Sponsored by: Hair Removal Cream</description>
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      <title>Series 2, Episode 8 - 'The Bearded Man Inside The Cabin'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2014 16:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-2-episode-8-the-bearded-man-inside-the-cabin</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:43:40</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>London's burning and only slippery pyrophobe Ernest can save the day. Sexy calendars, Samuel Pepys and handcuffs all feature in this smoke-choked thriller.

Title: The Bearded Man Inside the Cabin
Main Character: Ernest
Strange Secret: He is a time-travelling magician
Featured Location: Tower Bridge, London
Sponsored by: Whisky</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>London's burning and only slippery pyrophobe Erne…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>London's burning and only slippery pyrophobe Ernest can save the day. Sexy calendars, Samuel Pepys and handcuffs all feature in this smoke-choked thriller.

Title: The Bearded Man Inside the Cabin
Main Character: Ernest
Strange Secret: He is a time-travelling magician
Featured Location: Tower Bridge, London
Sponsored by: Whisky</description>
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      <title>'Britain Tonight!' Live on BBC Radio 6 Breakfast</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2014 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/britain-tonight-live-on-bbc-radio-6-breakfast</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:11:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>The BBC kindly (and unwisely) let us have a bash at the airwaves, unleashing our improvised mayhem on a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival. 'Britain Tonight' was the result. Enjoy. </itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>The BBC kindly (and unwisely) let us have a bash …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>The BBC kindly (and unwisely) let us have a bash at the airwaves, unleashing our improvised mayhem on a live audience at the Edinburgh Festival. 'Britain Tonight' was the result. Enjoy. </description>
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      <title>Series 2, Episode 7 - 'Be Mine (Beer)'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2014 17:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-2-episode-7-be-mine</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:43:23</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>An Antipodean plot fosters Welsh discomfort. Train-driver (and de facto president) Jacob is the only one who can save the day, and the woman he (and his boss) loves. To top it all off, it's his birthday, and EVERYBODY'S drunk.

Title: Be Mine (Beer)
Main Character: Jacob
Strange Secret: He has three legs
Featured Location: A mine in South Wales
Sponsored by: Soap</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>An Antipodean plot fosters Welsh discomfort. Trai…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>An Antipodean plot fosters Welsh discomfort. Train-driver (and de facto president) Jacob is the only one who can save the day, and the woman he (and his boss) loves. To top it all off, it's his birthday, and EVERYBODY'S drunk.

Title: Be Mine (Beer)
Main Character: Jacob
Strange Secret: He has three legs
Featured Location: A mine in South Wales
Sponsored by: Soap</description>
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      <title>Series 2, Episode 6 - 'Farting Fire!'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jan 2014 17:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-2-episode-6-farting</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:30</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Flatulent flame-belcher Joseph attracts the crowds to his animal-unfriendly touring circus, but not all the audience have his (or West Africa's) best interests in mind. Jellyfish pools! Melting Jethro Tull records! Men without beards! It's an African adventure like no other!

Title: Farting Fire!
Main Character: Joseph
Strange Secret: He can't swim
Featured Location: A scuba diving shop in Niger
Sponsored by: Shaving foam</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Flatulent flame-belcher Joseph attracts the crowd…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Flatulent flame-belcher Joseph attracts the crowds to his animal-unfriendly touring circus, but not all the audience have his (or West Africa's) best interests in mind. Jellyfish pools! Melting Jethro Tull records! Men without beards! It's an African adventure like no other!

Title: Farting Fire!
Main Character: Joseph
Strange Secret: He can't swim
Featured Location: A scuba diving shop in Niger
Sponsored by: Shaving foam</description>
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      <title>Series 2, Episode 5 - 'This Time The Red Wine Is No Excuse'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2013 17:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/series-2-episode-5-this-time</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:03</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Subterranean guide Jacob has the homesick blues, but a trail of grape-based destruction across the Outback could lead him to answers about his mother's demise, and perhaps the devil himself. Plus everyone in Australia is part horse. Did we mention that?

Title: This Time The Red Wine Is No Excuse
Main Character: Jacob
Strange Secret: He has lost his skis
Featured Location: A pig-farm in Tasmania
Sponsored by: Cat food</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Subterranean guide Jacob has the homesick blues, …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Subterranean guide Jacob has the homesick blues, but a trail of grape-based destruction across the Outback could lead him to answers about his mother's demise, and perhaps the devil himself. Plus everyone in Australia is part horse. Did we mention that?

Title: This Time The Red Wine Is No Excuse
Main Character: Jacob
Strange Secret: He has lost his skis
Featured Location: A pig-farm in Tasmania
Sponsored by: Cat food</description>
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      <title>Series 2, Episode 4 - 'The Mystical Frog That Fell Down A Well'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2013 17:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/4-the-mystical-frog-that-fell</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:42:04</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Abraham is a Potter with artistic pretensions, but a pretentious (former) artist is striving to make it all go to pot. It's the fairytale of the frog prince as you've never heard it before - with Hackneyed puns galore!

Title: The Mystical Frog that Fell Down a Well
Main Character: Abraham Potter 
Strange Secret: He has an echo
Featured Location: Hospital in Hackney
Sponsored by: Chocolate</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Abraham is a Potter with artistic pretensions, bu…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Abraham is a Potter with artistic pretensions, but a pretentious (former) artist is striving to make it all go to pot. It's the fairytale of the frog prince as you've never heard it before - with Hackneyed puns galore!

Title: The Mystical Frog that Fell Down a Well
Main Character: Abraham Potter 
Strange Secret: He has an echo
Featured Location: Hospital in Hackney
Sponsored by: Chocolate</description>
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      <title>Series 2, Episode 3 - 'An Evening With Taylors'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 Nov 2013 15:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/3-an-evening-with-taylors</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:47:52</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Corpulent gender-secretive state-hopper Francis (or is it Frances?) is caught up in a devilish plot cooked-up by a certain decadent celluloid pair. Will Vegas be reduced to a graveyard thanks to a killer new show, or can our plucky hero(ine?) avoid being guilty of journalistic accessory to murder? Cretans in hotels, phone-box roulette and hacks in a pen - it's an audio experience to die for in this third episode of series two of The Wireless Podcast!

Title: An Evening With Taylors
Main Character: Francis/Frances
Strange Secret: He/She is an Amnesiac
Featured Location: A Casino in Las Vegas
Sponsored by: Teapots</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Corpulent gender-secretive state-hopper Francis (…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Corpulent gender-secretive state-hopper Francis (or is it Frances?) is caught up in a devilish plot cooked-up by a certain decadent celluloid pair. Will Vegas be reduced to a graveyard thanks to a killer new show, or can our plucky hero(ine?) avoid being guilty of journalistic accessory to murder? Cretans in hotels, phone-box roulette and hacks in a pen - it's an audio experience to die for in this third episode of series two of The Wireless Podcast!

Title: An Evening With Taylors
Main Character: Francis/Frances
Strange Secret: He/She is an Amnesiac
Featured Location: A Casino in Las Vegas
Sponsored by: Teapots</description>
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      <title>Series 2, Episode 2 - 'The Fact Dictionary'</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2013 17:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/2-the-fact-dictionary</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:45:34</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Can ambassadorial assistant Jemima restore the English tongue to its proper form before all hell (and her drunken charge's trousers) breaks loose in Uganda? Big game hunting, Welsh children abroad, saucy carpets, and British pride put to the test - it's all here as lagnauge gtes dsirputed in the dazzling second episode of the second series of The Wireless Podcast!

Title: The Fact Dictionary
Main Character: Jemima
Strange Secret: Cannot Turn Left
Featured Location: Brewery Cellar in Uganda
Sponsored By: Laxatives</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Can ambassadorial assistant Jemima restore the En…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Can ambassadorial assistant Jemima restore the English tongue to its proper form before all hell (and her drunken charge's trousers) breaks loose in Uganda? Big game hunting, Welsh children abroad, saucy carpets, and British pride put to the test - it's all here as lagnauge gtes dsirputed in the dazzling second episode of the second series of The Wireless Podcast!

Title: The Fact Dictionary
Main Character: Jemima
Strange Secret: Cannot Turn Left
Featured Location: Brewery Cellar in Uganda
Sponsored By: Laxatives</description>
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      <title>Series 2, Episode 1 - 'The Invaders of the Brackfield Plumbing Company'</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 18:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-1-the-invaders-of-the</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:46:18</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>It's the brand new series of the Wireless Podcast, kicking off with a horsey tale that plumbs new depths of mystery and adventure. Benjamin's bride heads to finishing school, and seems a changed filly upon her return. Can the day be saved before a Balkan misdemeanour catches up with our rather wet hero?

Title: The Invaders of the Brackfield Plumbing Company
Main Character: Benjamin
Strange Secret: Can choose to be invisible
Featured Location: Cheltenham Ladies College
Sponsored by: False Beer</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>It's the brand new series of the Wireless Podcast…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>It's the brand new series of the Wireless Podcast, kicking off with a horsey tale that plumbs new depths of mystery and adventure. Benjamin's bride heads to finishing school, and seems a changed filly upon her return. Can the day be saved before a Balkan misdemeanour catches up with our rather wet hero?

Title: The Invaders of the Brackfield Plumbing Company
Main Character: Benjamin
Strange Secret: Can choose to be invisible
Featured Location: Cheltenham Ladies College
Sponsored by: False Beer</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 14 – ‘Phil Walks Down the Street’</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 18:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-14-phil-walks-down-the</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:52:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Bald bride-to-be-to-be Catherine is cast out by plush-furnishing fancier and follicle-filching patriarch Mr Burston; dashing suitor Phil Ormskirk and personal caddy Throttleneck attempt to reconcile love for Catherine and respect for her father; and the mysterious, swarthy stranger Raoul takes to the skies in this, our eighteenth thrilling tale, of piracy, indentured police officers and chatty hardwood.

Title: Phil Walks Down the Street
Main Character: Catherine
Strange Secret: Her Mother Was a Giant Squid
Climactic Final Location: A Newsagent in Birmingham
Sponsored by: Cigarettes</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bald bride-to-be-to-be Catherine is cast out by p…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Bald bride-to-be-to-be Catherine is cast out by plush-furnishing fancier and follicle-filching patriarch Mr Burston; dashing suitor Phil Ormskirk and personal caddy Throttleneck attempt to reconcile love for Catherine and respect for her father; and the mysterious, swarthy stranger Raoul takes to the skies in this, our eighteenth thrilling tale, of piracy, indentured police officers and chatty hardwood.

Title: Phil Walks Down the Street
Main Character: Catherine
Strange Secret: Her Mother Was a Giant Squid
Climactic Final Location: A Newsagent in Birmingham
Sponsored by: Cigarettes</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 13 – ‘The Back of the Wardrobe’</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 18:19:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-13-the-back-of-the</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:54:22</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Fatherless young Gerald just wants to be boring with the pretty Prunella, but a Peruvian plot by child-catching Barty and Jeremiah puts all his plans in danger. From an Oxford furniture shop, via the hold of an ocean liner, to the lost city of Machu Picchu, will anyone save our globe-trotting heroes from a certain closet-villain, who takes the notion of the author as God dangerously literally?

Title: The Back of the Wardrobe
Main Character: Gerald
Strange Secret: He steals lepers’ loafers
Climactic Final Location: Machu Picchu
Sponsored by: Honky-tonk Karaoke</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Fatherless young Gerald just wants to be boring w…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Fatherless young Gerald just wants to be boring with the pretty Prunella, but a Peruvian plot by child-catching Barty and Jeremiah puts all his plans in danger. From an Oxford furniture shop, via the hold of an ocean liner, to the lost city of Machu Picchu, will anyone save our globe-trotting heroes from a certain closet-villain, who takes the notion of the author as God dangerously literally?

Title: The Back of the Wardrobe
Main Character: Gerald
Strange Secret: He steals lepers’ loafers
Climactic Final Location: Machu Picchu
Sponsored by: Honky-tonk Karaoke</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 12 - ‘My Spaniel, Rachel’</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 18:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-12-my-spaniel-rachel</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:51:35</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Nobel Prize winner-training teacher Geraldo Jimenez must defend St Cuthbert’s School from Grimsby Council’s plans to bulldoze it; town planner Jethro Jelroy and wife grapple with problems of the heart and the hound; while the Jelroy’s son and star pupil Concertine flees into the woods, and a certain soul legend has Grimsby on the mind, in the Wireless Podcast!

Title: My Spaniel, Rachel
Main Character: Geraldo
Strange Secret: He has the heart of a robot
Climactic Final Location: The frozen goods aisle in Tesco in Grimsby
Sponsored by: Mr Tickle Soft Toys</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Nobel Prize winner-training teacher Geraldo Jimen…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Nobel Prize winner-training teacher Geraldo Jimenez must defend St Cuthbert’s School from Grimsby Council’s plans to bulldoze it; town planner Jethro Jelroy and wife grapple with problems of the heart and the hound; while the Jelroy’s son and star pupil Concertine flees into the woods, and a certain soul legend has Grimsby on the mind, in the Wireless Podcast!

Title: My Spaniel, Rachel
Main Character: Geraldo
Strange Secret: He has the heart of a robot
Climactic Final Location: The frozen goods aisle in Tesco in Grimsby
Sponsored by: Mr Tickle Soft Toys</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 11 – ‘The Clockwork Kiwi Fruit’</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 17:34:47 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-11-the-clockwork-kiwi</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:55:27</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Bumbling, big-hearted policeman George receives a tip-off from the unfortunate Mr Ethelred about nefarious goings on in the box-packing factory; gruff, aspiring crimelord Albert Burninger and adolescent accomplice Jonathan discusses the finer points of mixing cocoa; while Sebastian Hough (or is it Hough?) makes an unlikely guinea pig in our eleventh episode, stuffed to the ribs with superfluous tracheotomies, dead dogs and Bevry!

Title: ‘The Clockwork Kiwi Fruit
Main Character: George
Strange Secret: He loves to knit
Climactic Final Location: A Fishmarket in Grimsby
Sponsored by: Chopsticks</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bumbling, big-hearted policeman George receives a…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Bumbling, big-hearted policeman George receives a tip-off from the unfortunate Mr Ethelred about nefarious goings on in the box-packing factory; gruff, aspiring crimelord Albert Burninger and adolescent accomplice Jonathan discusses the finer points of mixing cocoa; while Sebastian Hough (or is it Hough?) makes an unlikely guinea pig in our eleventh episode, stuffed to the ribs with superfluous tracheotomies, dead dogs and Bevry!

Title: ‘The Clockwork Kiwi Fruit
Main Character: George
Strange Secret: He loves to knit
Climactic Final Location: A Fishmarket in Grimsby
Sponsored by: Chopsticks</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 10 – ‘The Smell of the Brewery’</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 17:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-10-the-smell-of-the</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:51:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Rhinorrhea-plagued Alejandro Borges De Nada spends the episode encamped in the cab of his truck while lover Piedad wants him to be more honest about the deeds he performs for Mr Pollock; loathsome liquor-leavener Thom Thompson and wife Denise train up threatening beer-exporters; and Education Secretary Sir Humphrey Winkledink suggests improvements for The Bible 2.0, in our tenth, alcohol-suffused podcast!

Title: ‘The Smell of the Brewery’
Main Character: Alejandro
Strange Secret: He Walks Backwards
Climactic Final Location: The Sahara Desert
Sponsored by: Beer</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Rhinorrhea-plagued Alejandro Borges De Nada spend…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Rhinorrhea-plagued Alejandro Borges De Nada spends the episode encamped in the cab of his truck while lover Piedad wants him to be more honest about the deeds he performs for Mr Pollock; loathsome liquor-leavener Thom Thompson and wife Denise train up threatening beer-exporters; and Education Secretary Sir Humphrey Winkledink suggests improvements for The Bible 2.0, in our tenth, alcohol-suffused podcast!

Title: ‘The Smell of the Brewery’
Main Character: Alejandro
Strange Secret: He Walks Backwards
Climactic Final Location: The Sahara Desert
Sponsored by: Beer</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 9 – ‘The Zookeeper’s Son’</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 17:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-9-the-zookeepers-son</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:39</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Groom-to-be Adam can’t see past fiancé Genevieve’s Italian ice cream dalliances; Sarah commands Martin to carry out even more extreme engastration than her sister’s Turducken; and Benny the Boy Detective attempts to halt the animal thievery in our ninth rollicking podcast!

Title: ‘The Zookeeper’s Son’
Main Character: Adam
Strange Secret: He’s Allergic to the Colour Blue
Climactic Final Location: The Mars Factory in Slough
Sponsored by: Animal Shampoo</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Groom-to-be Adam can’t see past fiancé Genevieve’…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Groom-to-be Adam can’t see past fiancé Genevieve’s Italian ice cream dalliances; Sarah commands Martin to carry out even more extreme engastration than her sister’s Turducken; and Benny the Boy Detective attempts to halt the animal thievery in our ninth rollicking podcast!

Title: ‘The Zookeeper’s Son’
Main Character: Adam
Strange Secret: He’s Allergic to the Colour Blue
Climactic Final Location: The Mars Factory in Slough
Sponsored by: Animal Shampoo</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 8 – ‘The River That Ran Fast’</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 17:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-8-the-river-that-ran</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:41</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Louvre security guard Wilbur has his sights set on curatorship and the hand of the ravissante Cecily, but first, Monsieur Beaujolais needs him to investigate a curious case of materialising art. A shadowy but efficient Dutch Master; a particularly persistent canard; and fourth dimensional exploits in the name of civil engineering all make an impression, while the audience’s childish response to French affirmatives threaten to disrupt the play’s mise-en-Seine. 

Title: The River That Ran Fast
Main Character: Wilbur
Strange Secret: He is Dead
Climactic Final Location: A Café in Paris
Sponsored by: Time Travelling Biscuits</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Louvre security guard Wilbur has his sights set o…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Louvre security guard Wilbur has his sights set on curatorship and the hand of the ravissante Cecily, but first, Monsieur Beaujolais needs him to investigate a curious case of materialising art. A shadowy but efficient Dutch Master; a particularly persistent canard; and fourth dimensional exploits in the name of civil engineering all make an impression, while the audience’s childish response to French affirmatives threaten to disrupt the play’s mise-en-Seine. 

Title: The River That Ran Fast
Main Character: Wilbur
Strange Secret: He is Dead
Climactic Final Location: A Café in Paris
Sponsored by: Time Travelling Biscuits</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 7 – ‘Bicycling In Ireland’</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 17:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-7-bicycling-in-ireland</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:53:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Struggling ex-pat actor Timothy goes undercover to prepare for his next role as a mobster, but San Francisco’s Irish kingpins have secret plans of their own. Only his morbid wife Miriam and a string of Hollywood stars will be able to help, as our hero finds himself stuck between a hard place and The Rock.

Title: Bicycling In Ireland
Main Character: Timothy
Strange Secret: He collects monkeys
Climactic Final Location: Alcatraz
Sponsored by: Cuddly toys</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Struggling ex-pat actor Timothy goes undercover t…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Struggling ex-pat actor Timothy goes undercover to prepare for his next role as a mobster, but San Francisco’s Irish kingpins have secret plans of their own. Only his morbid wife Miriam and a string of Hollywood stars will be able to help, as our hero finds himself stuck between a hard place and The Rock.

Title: Bicycling In Ireland
Main Character: Timothy
Strange Secret: He collects monkeys
Climactic Final Location: Alcatraz
Sponsored by: Cuddly toys</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 6 – ‘I’m Sorry Guv’nor’</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 17:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-6-im-sorry-guvnor</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:19</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Chronically inept spy Thomas investigates the secretion of unknown weaponry into music cases at the request of Mr Venables; criminal mastermind Rupert sends hydrophilic angoraphile Phyllis to meet a cockney; and the audience’s pre-recording obsession with the number of swimming pools in Senegal (answers here) leads to some inscrutable moments.

Title: I’m Sorry Guv’nor
Main Character: Thomas
Strange Secret: He glows in the dark
Climactic Final Location: A music shop in Senegal
Sponsored by: Shoe soles</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Chronically inept spy Thomas investigates the sec…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Chronically inept spy Thomas investigates the secretion of unknown weaponry into music cases at the request of Mr Venables; criminal mastermind Rupert sends hydrophilic angoraphile Phyllis to meet a cockney; and the audience’s pre-recording obsession with the number of swimming pools in Senegal (answers here) leads to some inscrutable moments.

Title: I’m Sorry Guv’nor
Main Character: Thomas
Strange Secret: He glows in the dark
Climactic Final Location: A music shop in Senegal
Sponsored by: Shoe soles</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 5 - 'The Mystery of the Forth Elephant'</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 17:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-5-the-mystery-of-the</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:48:58</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Bridge-decorating train-dodger Geoffrey paints his little cotton socks off for Mr Musselwhite; dastardly Scot Lord Calico asks Mr Quivers to investigate the exodus of Fifers; and Miriam’s personification of fruit and use of hallucinatory surfactant raises questions as to whether she’s a suitable guardian for her son Tommy.

Title: The Mystery of the Forth Elephant
Main Character: Geoffrey
Strange Secret: He loves rabbits
Climactic Final Location: Edinburgh Zoo
Sponsored by: German Children</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bridge-decorating train-dodger Geoffrey paints hi…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Bridge-decorating train-dodger Geoffrey paints his little cotton socks off for Mr Musselwhite; dastardly Scot Lord Calico asks Mr Quivers to investigate the exodus of Fifers; and Miriam’s personification of fruit and use of hallucinatory surfactant raises questions as to whether she’s a suitable guardian for her son Tommy.

Title: The Mystery of the Forth Elephant
Main Character: Geoffrey
Strange Secret: He loves rabbits
Climactic Final Location: Edinburgh Zoo
Sponsored by: German Children</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 4 – 'Cooking Bananas in a Canoe'</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 17:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-4-cooking-bananas-in-a</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:51:07</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Fearless explorer Dr Gringshopp and curious companion Lee Gormenghast journey along the Amazon; gentleman adventurers Snatchladle and Childe concoct the most abominable quest of all; and we walk the perilous tightrope of ex State Governorial lawsuits in our globetrotting fourth episode!

Title: Cooking Bananas in a Canoe
Main Character: Lee
Strange Secret: He does not exist
Climactic Final Location: A hut in Alaska
Sponsored by: Hair</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Fearless explorer Dr Gringshopp and curious compa…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Fearless explorer Dr Gringshopp and curious companion Lee Gormenghast journey along the Amazon; gentleman adventurers Snatchladle and Childe concoct the most abominable quest of all; and we walk the perilous tightrope of ex State Governorial lawsuits in our globetrotting fourth episode!

Title: Cooking Bananas in a Canoe
Main Character: Lee
Strange Secret: He does not exist
Climactic Final Location: A hut in Alaska
Sponsored by: Hair</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 3 – 'The Rolling Thunder'</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 16:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-3-the-rolling-thunder</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:50:32</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Godfrey-spurning Scot Ethel finds herself jobless in London; the sinister Russian ‘Master’ and child-henchman Gribble cook up a meteorological plot to steal the crown jewels, and Daniel’s microphone occasionally cuts out in our thrilling third episode!

Title: The Rolling Thunder
Main Character: Ethel
Strange Secret: She is allergic to chocolate
Climactic Final Location: The bathroom at Buckingham Palace
Sponsored by: Lollipops</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Godfrey-spurning Scot Ethel finds herself jobless…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Godfrey-spurning Scot Ethel finds herself jobless in London; the sinister Russian ‘Master’ and child-henchman Gribble cook up a meteorological plot to steal the crown jewels, and Daniel’s microphone occasionally cuts out in our thrilling third episode!

Title: The Rolling Thunder
Main Character: Ethel
Strange Secret: She is allergic to chocolate
Climactic Final Location: The bathroom at Buckingham Palace
Sponsored by: Lollipops</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 2 – 'Montgomerie's Quest'</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 09 Nov 2013 16:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-2-montgomeries-quest</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:49:36</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Mummy’s boy Oglethorpe turns amateur sleuth; Colin Montgomerie trawls the golf courses of Scotland in search of treasure, and a man’s unfeasibly long legs meet a prolonged, sticky end in our second rip-roaring adventure!

Title: Montgomerie’s Quest
Main Character: Oglethorpe
Strange Secret: He has an S and M Treehouse
Climactic Final Location: The Pound Shop in Govan, Glasgow
Sponsored by: Lollipops</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mummy’s boy Oglethorpe turns amateur sleuth; Coli…</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Mummy’s boy Oglethorpe turns amateur sleuth; Colin Montgomerie trawls the golf courses of Scotland in search of treasure, and a man’s unfeasibly long legs meet a prolonged, sticky end in our second rip-roaring adventure!

Title: Montgomerie’s Quest
Main Character: Oglethorpe
Strange Secret: He has an S and M Treehouse
Climactic Final Location: The Pound Shop in Govan, Glasgow
Sponsored by: Lollipops</description>
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      <title>Series 1, Episode 1 - 'Cash Rules Everything Around Me, C.R.E.A.M, Get the Money'</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2013 18:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
      <link>https://soundcloud.com/racing-minds/episode-1-cash-rules</link>
      <itunes:duration>00:44:20</itunes:duration>
      <itunes:author>Racing Minds</itunes:author>
      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Bank-founding billionaire Philip Bank encounters a travelling circus; lonely yet beautiful spinster Ms. Velvet looks for love, while 60s rock legends Cream turn to a life of crime in this, our inaugural podcast.

Title: Cash Rules Everything Around Me, Cream get the Money
Main Character: Philip
Strange Secret: He cannot open umbrellas
Climactic Final Location: The tunnels under Liverpool
Sponsored by: Rubber gloves</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Bank-founding billionaire Philip Bank encounters …</itunes:subtitle>
      <description>Bank-founding billionaire Philip Bank encounters a travelling circus; lonely yet beautiful spinster Ms. Velvet looks for love, while 60s rock legends Cream turn to a life of crime in this, our inaugural podcast.

Title: Cash Rules Everything Around Me, Cream get the Money
Main Character: Philip
Strange Secret: He cannot open umbrellas
Climactic Final Location: The tunnels under Liverpool
Sponsored by: Rubber gloves</description>
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