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		<title>Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of September 25, 2026</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2026 18:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It’s almost Friday and time for this week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482;. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Monday.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of September 18, 2026</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2026 23:39:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; was another &#8220;Everyone wins Most Inappropriate&#8221; contest. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (vern bachman) &#8211; AND (ulley) &#8211; &#8220;Barack put your glasses on I`m standing up not lying down.&#8221; 2) (Porkopolis) &#8211; &#8220;Bitch&#8217;s Brew 3) (BluesHarper) &#8211; &#8220;Obama congratulating his dogs for voting democrat.&#8221; 4)(RockThisTown) &#8211; &#8220;If I were those dogs, I&#8217;d stay out of the kitchen.&#8221; 5) (Rodney Graves) &#8211; &#8220;Two dogs and they still have no friends.&#8221; 6) (Brian Brandt) &#8211; &#8220;She&#8217;s wondering who crapped all over the Constitution. Hint: it wasn&#8217;t ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of September 18, 2026</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/09/17/wizbang-weekend-caption-contest-week-of-september-18-2026/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2026 20:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It’s almost Friday and time for this week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482;. One of the poor Obama dogs died this week. It&#8217;s gone on to a much better life. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Monday.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of September 11, 2026</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarahconner2]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2026 22:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; brought lots of great captions! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Mary Gehman) &#8211; &#8220;Bumper Sticker: My Other Car Is A Leaf-Blower&#8221; AND (Brian Brandt) &#8211; &#8220;Fred Flintstone: &#8220;Two large pterodactyl wings, two brontosaurus burgers. Anything else, honey?&#8221; Wilma: &#8220;No, the milkshake machine has been broken for 100,000 years.&#8221;&#8221; 2) (Par4Course) &#8211; &#8220;Yabba Dabba Don&#8217;t!&#8221; 3) (ulley) &#8211; &#8220;Box car willie the early years.&#8221; 4)(Porkopolis) &#8211; &#8220;Odds are the guy doesn&#8217;t score on this date night.&#8221; 5) (RockThisTown) &#8211; &#8220;Oh look, Michigan&#8217;s extra time on ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of September 11, 2026</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/09/10/wizbang-weekend-caption-contest-week-of-september-11-2026/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarahconner2]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2026 22:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It’s almost Friday and time for this week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482;. But before you get silly, please pray for the victims of 9/11, their families, and our country. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Monday.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of September 4, 2026</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/09/06/winners-wizbang-weekend-caption-contest-week-of-september-4-2026/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 02:44:22 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; celebrates a festival of debauchery and evil on par with the Democratic Convention. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Joe_Miller) &#8211; &#8220;Musk scraps Mars plans after lander sends back this picture.&#8221; AND (Tom Morrow) &#8211; &#8220;It&#8217;s 106 miles to Reno, I&#8217;ve got a full bladder, 3 ribbed condoms, it&#8217;s light out, and I&#8217;m wearing a tutu, work boots, a cowboy hat, a mask, but no sunglasses. Hit it.&#8221; 2) (Rodney Graves) &#8211; &#8220;So many mixed messages&#8230;&#8221; 3) (Codebanger) &#8211; &#8220;Oh joy, another Democratic contender is ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of September 4, 2026</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/09/03/wizbang-weekend-caption-contest-week-of-september-4-2026/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2026 22:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It’s almost Friday and time for this week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482;. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Monday.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of August 28, 2026</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/08/31/winners-wizbang-weekend-caption-contest-week-of-august-28-2026/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarahconner2]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 19:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; featured someone who always brings any and every captioner out! It was really hard to pick winning captions but, as Retired military noted, you ALL won Best &#8220;She Who Will Never Be POTUS&#8221; this week! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Mary Gehman) &#8211; &#8220;&#8220;There was a time when I coulda been President&#8230;but that train has left the station&#8230;&#8221;&#8221; (Brian Brandt) &#8211; &#8220;This picture is so depressing. So here&#8217;s one I had left over from last week instead.&#8221; AND (EricSteel) &#8211; &#8220;When you have dirt ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of August 28, 2026</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/08/27/wizbang-weekend-caption-contest-week-of-august-28-2026/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarahconner2]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2026 22:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It’s almost Friday and time for this week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482;. We are featuring another one of our obsessions! Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Monday.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of August 21, 2026</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/08/24/winners-wizbang-weekend-caption-contest-week-of-august-21-2026/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarahconner2]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 20:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; was inspired by Brian&#8217;s&#8230;&#8221;interests&#8221;. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (RockThisTown) &#8211; &#8220;You had me at &#8216;I&#8217;d like to join the Mile High Club&#8217;&#8221; AND (Mary Gehman) &#8211; &#8220;&#8220;You see the look on my face and yet you keep talking&#8230;&#8221;&#8221; 2) (Blues Harper) &#8211; &#8220;I don&#8217;t think you know your Sweeney from a hole in the ground.&#8221; 3) (Brian Brandt) &#8211; &#8220;New York Times: Obama-appointed federal judge orders Sydney Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get one of those butch haircuts.&#8221; 4)(RadiCalMan) &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of August 21, 2026</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/08/20/wizbang-weekend-caption-contest-week-of-august-21-2026/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarahconner2]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2026 23:05:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It’s almost Friday and time for this week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482;. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Monday.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Candace Owens Had Everything Except Evidence</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/08/20/candace-owens-had-everything-except-evidence/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Scalia]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2026 07:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The much-anticipated debate between Candace Owens and Andrew Wilson over the assassination of Charlie Kirk finally took place on the PBD Podcast on August 14. It lasted over three hours. Owens had ample time. She had a friendly moderator, command of the subject matter she has spent months discussing, and every opportunity to present the case she has been building before millions of people. And after nearly four hours, the most remarkable thing about her performance was what she did not produce. Evidence. Not suspicion. Not unanswered questions. Not alleged inconsistencies. Not stories about what somebody told her. Not peculiar ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of August 14, 2026</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/08/18/winners-wizbang-weekend-caption-contest-week-of-august-14-2026/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarahconner2]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2026 20:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; allowed you all to use up those Fauci captions-and you did a great job! The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Retired military) &#8211; &#8220;Fauci &#8220;No I will not try to assist the WNBA in defining the word woman. Dammit Jim, I&#8217;m a doctor. How am I supposed to know what a woman is&#8221;&#8221; AND (vern bachman) &#8211; 2) (rodney dill) &#8211; &#8220;Pushing a load of empty fifth&#8217;s out to the curb.&#8221; 3) (Porkopolis) &#8211; &#8220;The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Menance &#8230;&#8221; 4)(Blues Harper) ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of August 14, 2026</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/08/13/weekend-caption-contest-week-of-august-14-2026/</link>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sarahconner2]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2026 02:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It’s almost Friday and time for this week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482;. Enter your best caption for the following picture: Winners announced Monday.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; Week of August 7, 2026</title>
		<link>https://www.wizbangblog.com/2026/08/09/winners-wizbang-weekend-caption-contest-week-of-august-7-2026/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s Weekend Caption Contest&#8482; shares your friendly neighborhood psychopath/mayor&#8217;s vision for the future. For you, not him. He&#8217;ll still have his own private Whole Foods in the world he envisions. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture: Here are the winning entries: 1) (Joe_Miller) &#8211; &#8220;&#8220;My name is an anagram: I madman.&#8221;&#8221; AND (RockThisTown) &#8211; &#8220;Not only will there be a bread line, but a separate banana bread line.&#8221; 2) (cathymv) &#8211; &#8220;Say hello to my little friends&#8221; 3) (Brian Brandt) &#8211; &#8220;&#8220;Yes, we have no bananas.&#8221; (In the government grocery store)&#8221; 4)(Porkopolis) &#8211; &#8220;Mamdani answering ]]></description>
		
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