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baap of all questions!

noreply@blogger.com (pourush) — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 12:43:00 +0000

Give funda for the pic. What is the significance of this watch and the time its showing??

Q. 60 Connect-i-cut

noreply@blogger.com (Manuj) — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 07:19:00 +0000

Too Simple again

quick one..give funda

noreply@blogger.com (pourush) — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 06:29:00 +0000

Q58 - Googler's Paradise

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 16:05:00 +0000

CONNECT????

Q57 - What is X ????

noreply@blogger.com (pourush) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 11:35:00 +0000

'Angels with filthy souls' is a fictional gangster film made specifically for a real film, X. The only shown part of it in X is when a man named "Snakes" appears and demands 10% from "Johnny"; but Johnny ends up shooting him. After the success of the main film X, the producers decided to shoot another fictional film called 'Angels with even filthier souls' to be used in the sequel of X. This ones also has the character "Johnny" in conversation with "Susie".
Here's the scene for Angels with even filthier souls shot for X2.
Johnny: Hold it right there!
Susie: It's me, Johnny.
Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya gettin' off the elevator!
Susie: It's gardenias, Johnny. Your favorite.
Johnny: You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
Susie: I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night.
Johnny: You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother!
Susie: That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny.
Johnny: Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby!
Susie: You've got me all wrong!
Johnny: All right. I believe ya. (extracts his Tommy Gun) But my Tommy Gun don't!
Susie: Johnny! You're the only duck in my pond!
Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me ya love me.
Susie: Baby! I'm over the moon for ya!
Johnny: Ya gotta do better than that!
Susie: If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take 2 airplanes to get across it!
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of 3 to get your lousy, lyin', low-down 4-flushin' carcass out my door! 1... 2...
(Johnny shoots Susie while laughing maniacally, as usual)
Johnny: 3! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! (quickly shoots repeatedly) And a Happy New Year. (shoots once more)

(Hope u understood the question..Dont google, I have interesting hints too)

Q56 - HA! HA! HA! HA!

noreply@blogger.com (pourush) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 11:07:00 +0000

X jokes first appeared in the United States in 1962. They were first recorded in the Summer of 1962 in Texas, and gradually spread across the U.S., reaching California in January/February 1963. By July 1963, X jokes were ubiquitous and could be found in newspaper columns, and in TIME and Seventeen magazines, with millions of people working to construct more jokes according to the same formula
Both X jokes and Tom Swifties were in vogue in 1963, and were reported in the U.S. national press. Whilst the appeal of Tom Swifties was to literate adults, and gradually faded over subsequent decades, the appeal of X jokes was mainly to children, and has lasted. X jokes began circulation primarily amongst schoolchildren, and have been discovered afresh by subsequent generations of children, remaining, in Isaac Asimov's words "favorites of youngsters and of unsophisticated adults".
Asimov discusses one particular X joke that he states is notable for the exceptional sophistication of its humour. The joke was told in the aftermath of the murder of Lee Harvey Oswald by Jack Ruby, who had walked into Dallas police headquarters carrying a gun, and, in Asimov's words, whilst still maintaining the absurdity necessary for X jokes "carried a quick overtone of chill rationality":
Q: What did the Dallas chief of police say when the X walked into the police station?
A: Nothing! He didn't notice.
X jokes rely upon absurdity and incongruity for their humour, and a contrast with the normal presumptions of knowledge about Xs. They rely upon absurdist reasoning such as that the only way to detect an X in one's bathtub or in one's refrigerator is by the smell of its breath, or by the presence of footprints in the butter; such as that an X would be found dressed in a nun's habit; or such as that an X could climb a cherry tree, that an X would paint its toenails, and that simply painting its toenails in turn would be sufficient in order to camouflage it!!

Q55 - Who's he/she??

noreply@blogger.com (pourush) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 08:08:00 +0000

We must be aware of the superiority of our civilization, a system that has guaranteed well-being, respect for human rights and - in contrast with Islamic countries - respect for religious and political rights, a system that has as its value understanding of diversity and tolerance ... The West will continue to conquer peoples, even if it means a confrontation with another civilization, Islam, firmly entrenched where it was 1,400 years ago.
- As a response to the 9/11 Terrorist attacks in WTC

I have X citizens in too good consideration to think that there are so many voting assholes (literally: "coglioni", rude word for testicles) around which could vote against their own interests. I apologize for the rude but effective language
- On Xians

Hint : I love this person for who he/she is!!..hehe..

Q54 - 1 Picture is enough

noreply@blogger.com (Manuj) — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 11:21:00 +0000

Only 1 picture is enough.... but anyways, tell the connect.

Q53 - A simple connect

noreply@blogger.com (Manuj) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 10:12:00 +0000

What do these three gentlemen have in common ??

Q52 - Current affairs connect

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 16:26:00 +0000

Q51 - Very easy connect...

noreply@blogger.com (keech) — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 18:47:00 +0000

now tat dixie has hit a half century lets give the forum some rest with some easy questions :)

connect the three and id the fourth pic thats missing ???

On Reaching 50 Questions

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 17:12:00 +0000

WizQ is 21 days and 50 questions old today!!! With about 2000 page views, our growth can surely be termed positive. We would be looking for more fun on the run and take this blog to major heights.

Note: Questions on WizQ are Original.

Q50 - Think-Bank

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 17:01:00 +0000

AND THAT'S QUESTION NO. 50 ON WIZQ

Connect or give funda. Identifying the person would solve 99% of your problem. Wikipedia will solve the rest.

Q49 - Terrific Analysis

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:30:00 +0000

Connect the above two images. Basically give the funda. Avoid Googling.

Q48 - What is this ?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:50:00 +0000

Q47 - Who and what ?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:27:00 +0000

Who is he and which magazine's cover is this?

Q46 - He made it BIG

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 15:54:00 +0000

Which company did this man start in 1980 along with his wife that has grown into a multimillion dollar company.

Q45 - We're not just quizzers, we're .......

noreply@blogger.com (pourush) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 11:52:00 +0000

On what collection do you see this title "The one with all 10 years"....????.....

Q44 - The old and the new

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 16:21:00 +0000

Connect the two images. Hint: Think history.

Q43 - Give funda for each pic alongwith the obvious connect

noreply@blogger.com (pourush) — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 13:55:00 +0000

Q42 - Table for what??

noreply@blogger.com (pourush) — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:32:00 +0000

Q41 - Connect all

noreply@blogger.com (pourush) — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 20:21:00 +0000

Q40 - Who am I

noreply@blogger.com (Vivek) — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 19:28:00 +0000

Q39 - Made many cry

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Identify these two smiling gentlemen.

Q38 - 2 for me and 1 each for you

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 07:51:00 +0000

This one should be a breeze for googlers. Connect all these and explain why the title for this question is what it is.