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	<title>Wondermark</title>
	
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	<description>An Illustrated Jocularity.</description>
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		<title>#943; Don’t Give it to Me Straight</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2013 06:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Malki !</dc:creator>
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		<title>#942; The Secret Questions</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 06:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Malki !</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wondermark.com/942/"><img src="http://wondermark.com/c/2013-06-10-942questions.gif" border="0" alt="WE AT TRASH-DAY.URL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE THINGS DISPOSED OF BY THE WORLD OF MAN" title="WE AT TRASH-DAY.URL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE THINGS DISPOSED OF BY THE WORLD OF MAN" /></a></p>We have seen similar problems before.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wondermark.com/942/"><img src="http://wondermark.com/c/2013-06-10-942questions.gif" border="0" alt="WE AT TRASH-DAY.URL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE THINGS DISPOSED OF BY THE WORLD OF MAN" title="WE AT TRASH-DAY.URL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE THINGS DISPOSED OF BY THE WORLD OF MAN" /></a></p><p>We have seen similar problems <a href="http://wondermark.com/866/">before</a>.</p>
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		<title>Read Wondermark + other comics on your iPhone, free!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Malki !</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can now read Wondermark &#8212; and dozens and dozens of other webcomics &#8212; in an iPhone app, thanks to Comic Chameleon! Comic Chameleon&#8217;s the brainchild of my friend Bernie Hou, a comic creator himself with &#8220;Alien Loves Predator&#8221;. There have been lots of other apps out there that harvest webcomics without permission, usually by [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>You can now read Wondermark &#8212; and dozens and dozens of other webcomics &#8212; in an iPhone app, thanks to <a rel="nofollow" href="http://comicchameleon.com">Comic Chameleon</a>! </strong></p>
<p>Comic Chameleon&#8217;s the brainchild of my friend Bernie Hou, a comic creator himself with <a href="http://alienlovespredator.com/">&#8220;Alien Loves Predator&#8221;</a>. There have been lots of other apps out there that harvest webcomics without permission, usually by scraping the images off our servers, and the app creators often charge for the app without paying anything back to the creators. Bernie&#8217;s doing it right &#8212; he contacted me and a bunch of other cartoonists, offered his development skills, worked out permissions and contracts, and I was thrilled to be a part of it. Now the app is out, and it&#8217;s great!</p>
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<p>You can read, browse, and share the entire archive of Wondermark (and many other comics) totally for free &#8212; the app is ad-supported. (Bernie&#8217;s looking into a way to charge a buck or so to remove the ads.) An Android version is also in the works. But especially for a version 1 product, Comic Chameleon is really great and I recommend you download it and try it out! More information at <a href="http://comicchameleon.com">the official Comic Chameleon site</a>, natch.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hooray, now I can read the mouseover text on my mobile device!&#8221; &#8212; <em>psssstt, click the black word balloon icon to the right and below each comic. </em>The magic was inside you all along!</p>
<p>The one downside (in my opinion) is that Comic Chameleon only displays the comics, not these <em>scintillating </em>blog posts. So, enjoy reading comics on your phone or iPad &#8212; just remember to check in periodically to see what&#8217;s going on down here! Or, the official Wondermark <a rel="nofollow" href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Wondermark/304805107527">Facebook</a> and <a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/wondermarkfeed">Twitter</a> feeds will ping you whenever there&#8217;s something cool to check out, too.</p>
<p>Thanks, Bernie, for building such a neat app, and thanks to all of <em>you</em> in advance for giving it a whirl!</p>
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		<title>#941; The Minor Problem That is Probably Fine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 07:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Malki !</dc:creator>
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		<title>Check out: John Merritt’s incredible wood carvings</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 06:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Malki !</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this video today thanks to a tweet from Sam Bosma and it&#8217;s incredible. John Merritt has been carving wood for 50 years, and in the video he shows off things he&#8217;s made: interlinking chains (including one out of a toothpick), trapped balls, working scissors and more &#8212; all carved from single pieces of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&#038;v=iUK9VrBGsac">this video</a> today thanks to <a rel="nofollow" href="http://twitter.com/sbosma/status/342743107441422337">a tweet from Sam Bosma</a> and it&#8217;s <em>incredible</em>. John Merritt has been carving wood for 50 years, and in the video he shows off things he&#8217;s made: interlinking chains (including one out of a toothpick), trapped balls, working scissors and more &#8212; all carved from single pieces of wood. And it ends on a marvelously sweet note as well. Inspiring!</p>
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		<title>#940; In which Coffee is chosen</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jun 2013 07:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Malki !</dc:creator>
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		<title>#333; In which Everyone had better Shape Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2013 05:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Malki !</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wondermark.com/?p=9887</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wondermark.com/333b/"><img src="http://wondermark.com/c/2013-05-30-333everyone.gif" border="0" alt="conversely, everyone quieter than you may actually be tolerable to be around" title="conversely, everyone quieter than you may actually be tolerable to be around" /></a></p>Here&#8217;s a Classic Wondermark for today! One of my favorites. It&#8217;s featured in color in my book Clever Tricks to Stave Off Death (which is just a handful of copies away from being out of print!).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wondermark.com/333b/"><img src="http://wondermark.com/c/2013-05-30-333everyone.gif" border="0" alt="conversely, everyone quieter than you may actually be tolerable to be around" title="conversely, everyone quieter than you may actually be tolerable to be around" /></a></p><p>Here&#8217;s a Classic Wondermark for today! One of my favorites. It&#8217;s featured in color in my book <em><a href="http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&#038;Store_Code=TO&#038;Category_Code=WON-BOOKS">Clever Tricks to Stave Off Death</a></em> (which is just a handful of copies away from being out of print!).</p>
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		<title>June 2: Machine of Death comedy show at 826LA!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 06:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Malki !</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our Machine of Death sequel, This is How You Die, comes out in July! (And it&#8217;s already been named one of Publishers Weekly&#8216;s Best Summer Books 2013!) We&#8217;re so excited about this book that we&#8217;re throwing a party NOW. It&#8217;s going to be a benefit party for 826LA, the nonprofit tutoring center that helps kids [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Our <em>Machine of Death</em> sequel, <em>This is How You Die</em>, <a rel="nofollow" href="http://amzn.to/YYIi0m">comes out in July</a>!</strong> (And it&#8217;s already been named one of <em>Publishers Weekly</em>&#8216;s <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/best-books/summer-reads-2013/sf-fantasy-horror#book/book-4">Best Summer Books 2013</a>!) We&#8217;re so excited about this book that we&#8217;re throwing a party NOW.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s going to be a benefit party for <a rel="nofollow" href="http://826la.org">826LA</a>, the nonprofit tutoring center that helps kids with writing skills and homework help. If you&#8217;re in the Los Angeles area this Sunday, June 2, you&#8217;re invited to the <strong><a href="http://machineofdeath.net/tihyd-june2">THIS IS HOW YOU DIE x 826LA COMEDY NIGHT</a></strong> in Mar Vista!</p>
<p>Proceeds from the event will go to 826LA, to help encourage the next generation of writers&#8230;and I&#8217;ll also be presenting a <em>comically oversized novelty check</em> as part of <a href="http://machineofdeath.net/826la-2">our partnership with them</a> from the Machine of Death card game Kickstarter campaign.</p>
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<p>The Sunday night show will be a great lineup of music, comedy &#038; games, hosted by our pal <a rel="nofollow" href="http://jordanmorris.tumblr.com/">Jordan Morris</a>. We&#8217;ll be raffling off prizes (including at least one <em>advance copy</em> of the new book). Attendees will also get free bonus MOD game cards, and we&#8217;ll have a real-life machine (pictured at the top of this post, made by our fancy team of machine-makers) for you to get tested on, <em>if you dare.</em></p>
<p><strong>• Sunday, June 2, 8pm</strong><br />
• $10 at the door<br />
• at the Mar Vista Time Travel Mart, <a rel="nofollow" href="http://goo.gl/maps/e9WuE">12515 Venice Blvd</a></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://machineofdeath.net/tihyd-june2">MORE INFO ON THE LINEUP IS HERE</a></strong> at the Machine of Death blog.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.facebook.com/events/459926177421928/?fref=ts">AND HERE</a></strong> is a Facebook invite for RSVP purposes! (Optional, but gives us an idea of how many people to expect.)</p>
<p>I&#8217;m super excited about this show &#8212; I can&#8217;t turn off the impulse to just <em>make stuff happen</em> like this. I hope to see you there!! (We may try to livestream the event as well, but no guarantees.)</p>
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		<title>#939; A Knight is Technically an Aristocrat</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 07:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Malki !</dc:creator>
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		<title>This weekend: Phoenix Comicon! PLUS: Roll-a-Sketches</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 06:07:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Malki !</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This weekend &#8212; Friday, Saturday, and Sunday &#8212; I&#8217;m at the Phoenix Comicon in Arizona! I&#8217;ll be at the TopatoCo booth. Look for the GIANT YELLOW ORB. Here are some Roll-a-Sketches from last weekend at Maker Faire! PLATYPUS + MARIO + CLOWN + HAMBURGER: BEAR + PUPPY + MERMAID + SKATEBOARD: BEAR + ARMADILLO + [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>This weekend &#8212; Friday, Saturday, and Sunday &#8212; I&#8217;m at the <a rel="nofollow" href="http://phoenixcomicon.com/">Phoenix Comicon</a> in Arizona!</strong> I&#8217;ll be at the TopatoCo booth. Look for the GIANT YELLOW ORB.</p>
<p>Here are some <a href="http://wondermark.com/tag/blog-drawings/">Roll-a-Sketches</a> from last weekend at Maker Faire!</p>
<p><strong>PLATYPUS + MARIO + CLOWN + HAMBURGER:</p>
<p><a href="http://wondermark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ras-mf3.jpg"><img src="http://wondermark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ras-mf3-400x533.jpg" alt="" title="everyone needs a job" width="400" height="533" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-9883" /></a></p>
<p>BEAR + PUPPY + MERMAID + SKATEBOARD:</p>
<p><a href="http://wondermark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ras-mf1.jpg"><img src="http://wondermark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ras-mf1-400x499.jpg" alt="" title="what a boy wants, what a boy needs" width="400" height="499" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-9880" /></a></p>
<p>BEAR + ARMADILLO + ALIEN + HAMBURGER:</p>
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<p>PIRANHA + OSTRICH + PROSPECTOR + HELICOPTER:</p>
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<p>PIRANHA + ICE CREAM:</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://wondermark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ras-mf4.jpg"><img src="http://wondermark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ras-mf4-400x418.jpg" alt="" title="snif" width="400" height="418" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-9881" /></a></p>
<p>Thanks to all who said hello at Maker Faire! And a PRE-EMPTIVE HELLO to those of you YET TO COME in Phoenix!</p>
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