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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767</id><updated>2013-05-25T09:15:15.821-03:00</updated><category term="facebook" /><category term="gatos" /><category term="chocolatv" /><category term="escola" /><category term="Lingerie" /><category term="imagens" /><category term="lol" /><category term="cagada" /><category term="se masturbando" /><category term="videos" /><category term="charlie brown jr" /><category term="dançando" /><category term="links da semana" /><category term="games" /><category term="youtube" /><category term="wtf" /><category term="agility" /><category term="OSCAR" /><category term="war" /><category term="promoção" /><category term="Gangnam Style" /><category term="Milho Wonka" /><category term="2013" /><category term="Mortal Kombat" /><category term="chocolate" /><category term="cachorro" /><category term="oyeah" /><category term="wonka links" /><category term="Mais Vistos" /><category term="tombo" /><category term="páscoa" /><category term="novinha" /><category term="genius" /><category term="HQ" /><category term="mercado" /><category term="video" /><category term="tatuagem" /><category term="segunda feira" /><category term="Rock" /><category term="chorão" /><category term="tatoo" /><category term="marvel" /><category term="funk" /><category term="sexy" /><category term="aula" /><category term="vídeos" /><category term="gifs" /><title type="text">Wonkazoide</title><subtitle type="html">Seu humor diário com imagens vídeos tudo bem sem noção sob a supervisão de Milho Wonka e ordens obedecidas por Mini Milho, o boneco de vodoo mais melhor de bom da internet</subtitle><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/" /><link rel="next" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25" /><author><name>Milho Wonka</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17020873115128035565</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="24" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_A5wLbRGC-_M/TP_pknwFMfI/AAAAAAAADlY/uSyFIccZGQY/S220/CIMG2679.JPG" /></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1006</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/wonkazoide" /><feedburner:info uri="wonkazoide" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><feedburner:emailServiceId>wonkazoide</feedburner:emailServiceId><feedburner:feedburnerHostname>http://feedburner.google.com</feedburner:feedburnerHostname><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-6000260151223741478</id><published>2013-05-24T16:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-24T16:00:00.687-03:00</updated><title type="text">O segredo das grandes empresas</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/sOUNibB.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://i.imgur.com/sOUNibB.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Infelizmente é assim mesmo que funcionam as coisas...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/whtMUNL3HqA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/6000260151223741478" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/6000260151223741478" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/whtMUNL3HqA/o-segredo-das-grandes-empresas.html" title="O segredo das grandes empresas" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/o-segredo-das-grandes-empresas.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-3093747083689903331</id><published>2013-05-24T15:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-24T15:00:00.194-03:00</updated><title type="text">Pegando as minas no trânsito</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/R0FVkOx.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://i.imgur.com/R0FVkOx.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Aprendam com o mestre, não tem erro. Se ela riu, é porque te deseja.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/jpMTpsmBl-Q" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/3093747083689903331" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/3093747083689903331" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/jpMTpsmBl-Q/pegando-as-minas-no-transito.html" title="Pegando as minas no trânsito" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/pegando-as-minas-no-transito.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-9142805180071412726</id><published>2013-05-24T14:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-24T14:00:01.436-03:00</updated><title type="text">Síndrome do andarilho</title><content type="html">Apesar de ser um problema antigo, só agora ele foi registrada pela medicina... a Síndrome do andarilho. Os sintomas são bem específicos e o resultado pode ser catastrófico. E o pior de tudo: a maioria da população possui essa síndrome. Veja o vídeo e descubra se você também tem essa doença:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WurvJndhYkc?rel=0&amp;amp;end=137" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IASUHDIAUSHDIUASDHIUASHDIUAHD eu sou assim, mas fico andando em círculos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Via: &lt;a href="http://osprofanos.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;oS Profanos&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/2ac47JMcFfw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/9142805180071412726" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/9142805180071412726" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/2ac47JMcFfw/sindrome-do-andarilho.html" title="Síndrome do andarilho" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/WurvJndhYkc/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/sindrome-do-andarilho.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-377614311441166449</id><published>2013-05-24T13:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-24T13:00:01.221-03:00</updated><title type="text">Não mexe com o meu amigo!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/ohGpLAR.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://i.imgur.com/ohGpLAR.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Vá incomodar alguém do seu tamanho, mané!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/_aQglh9A3kA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/377614311441166449" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/377614311441166449" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/_aQglh9A3kA/nao-mexe-com-o-meu-amigo.html" title="Não mexe com o meu amigo!" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/nao-mexe-com-o-meu-amigo.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-3026188366064971570</id><published>2013-05-23T16:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-23T16:00:00.566-03:00</updated><title type="text">Esfoliação faz bem pra pele, ou não</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/O2z5Tou.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://i.imgur.com/O2z5Tou.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;A dor é o preço que se paga pela beleza.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/sa8dQTNpEIk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/3026188366064971570" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/3026188366064971570" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/sa8dQTNpEIk/esfoliacao-faz-bem-pra-pele-ou-nao.html" title="Esfoliação faz bem pra pele, ou não" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/esfoliacao-faz-bem-pra-pele-ou-nao.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-7552506340711477479</id><published>2013-05-23T15:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-23T15:00:00.138-03:00</updated><title type="text">Atravessando a rua alagada</title><content type="html">&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2tUbFy_AUQo?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O taxista deve ter adorado essa "corrida".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Via: &lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sedentario.org/" target="_blank"&gt;Sedentário&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/SRA5-WGVw1A" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7552506340711477479" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7552506340711477479" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/SRA5-WGVw1A/atravessando-rua-alagada.html" title="Atravessando a rua alagada" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/2tUbFy_AUQo/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/atravessando-rua-alagada.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-7607560109896366248</id><published>2013-05-23T14:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-23T14:00:00.635-03:00</updated><title type="text">Praticando bullying com o filho</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/pLfBd6g.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="346" src="http://i.imgur.com/pLfBd6g.gif" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Uma pequena maldade não faz mal a ninguém IUHADIUASHDIUHASD&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/diyXgAKy7vA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7607560109896366248" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7607560109896366248" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/diyXgAKy7vA/praticando-bullying-com-o-filho.html" title="Praticando bullying com o filho" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/praticando-bullying-com-o-filho.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-4690546637339175375</id><published>2013-05-23T13:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-23T13:00:01.066-03:00</updated><title type="text">Uma pequena falha de cálculo</title><content type="html">O salto tinha tudo pra &lt;strike&gt;dar errado&lt;/strike&gt; ser perfeito... ela ensaiou, calculou, tentou... mas na hora de pular a lama, ela esqueceu de contar também com o peso da mochila.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HGHhxykfIAE?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;IAHSDIUASHDIUASHDIUASHDIUASD todo mundo ri e ninguém ajuda&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Via: &lt;a href="http://www.ovelhaeletrica.com/blog/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ovelha Elétrica&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@Rodrigojeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/9rMd_5JjMv8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/4690546637339175375" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/4690546637339175375" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/9rMd_5JjMv8/uma-pequena-falha-de-calculo.html" title="Uma pequena falha de cálculo" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/HGHhxykfIAE/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/uma-pequena-falha-de-calculo.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-3110257869460780497</id><published>2013-05-22T16:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-22T16:00:04.168-03:00</updated><title type="text">Veja o que eu fiz, querida!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/BcNBpM1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="228" src="http://i.imgur.com/BcNBpM1.gif" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Afoguei nosso bebê. IUASHDIUASHDIUAHSDIUAHSD&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/3JqlU0Z7Jl4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/3110257869460780497" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/3110257869460780497" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/3JqlU0Z7Jl4/veja-o-que-eu-fiz-querida.html" title="Veja o que eu fiz, querida!" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/veja-o-que-eu-fiz-querida.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-7762482213475662634</id><published>2013-05-22T15:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-22T15:00:08.422-03:00</updated><title type="text">Quem se lembra das Listas Telefônicas?</title><content type="html">As famosas Páginas Amarelas. Tão útil antigamente e tão inútil hoje em dia. Vejam a emoção desse cara quando recebeu uma lista telefônica na sua casa:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m-VjRZNf_Gg?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/AC3xEgW-FLI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7762482213475662634" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7762482213475662634" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/AC3xEgW-FLI/quem-se-lembra-das-listas-telefonicas.html" title="Quem se lembra das Listas Telefônicas?" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/m-VjRZNf_Gg/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/quem-se-lembra-das-listas-telefonicas.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-4731237998224667501</id><published>2013-05-22T14:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-22T14:00:04.948-03:00</updated><title type="text">Não me diga o que fazer!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/RD9sQA3.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="228" src="http://i.imgur.com/RD9sQA3.gif" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Eu estaciono do jeito que eu quiser, você não manda em mim! u_u&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/ffKl-bh0cNk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/4731237998224667501" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/4731237998224667501" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/ffKl-bh0cNk/nao-me-diga-o-que-fazer.html" title="Não me diga o que fazer!" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/nao-me-diga-o-que-fazer.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-6542779713241715485</id><published>2013-05-22T13:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-22T13:00:02.705-03:00</updated><title type="text">Um pequeno erro de cálculo</title><content type="html">&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0kBM8k1Mkho?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;IUASHDIUASHDIUASHDIUAHSID que dó :(&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/wtMFglItcQ8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/6542779713241715485" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/6542779713241715485" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/wtMFglItcQ8/um-pequeno-erro-de-calculo.html" title="Um pequeno erro de cálculo" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/0kBM8k1Mkho/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/um-pequeno-erro-de-calculo.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-8440810153291430106</id><published>2013-05-22T12:30:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-22T21:18:13.136-03:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="funk" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="novinha" /><title type="text">Fez quadradinho de 8 na rua e levou bronca</title><content type="html">Bom, você já deve saber que eu odeio o quadradinho de 8 (&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhz17uM_Q30" target="_blank"&gt;se não sabe veja aqui&lt;/a&gt;), mas dessa eu ri muito, navegando pela internet achei no blog &lt;span style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://logicafeminina.com.br/" target="_blank"&gt;LOGICA FEMININA&lt;/a&gt;&lt;u&gt; &lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;este post incrível da Tia pegando a sobrinha dançando esta merda na rua e olha só a bronca merecida que ela levou aheuahuehauheuhaueaueau&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;object height="315" id="player_14310022" width="560"&gt;&lt;param value="true" name="allowfullscreen"/&gt;&lt;param value="http://player.mais.uol.com.br/embed_v2.swf?mediaId=14310022&amp;p=related" name="movie"/&gt;&lt;param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"/&gt;&lt;param value="window" name="wmode"/&gt;&lt;embed id="player_14310022" width="560" height="315" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" src="http://player.mais.uol.com.br/embed_v2.swf?mediaId=14310022&amp;p=related" wmode="window" /&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;noscript&gt;&lt;a href="http://mais.uol.com.br/view/14310022"&gt;Tia pega sobrinha dançando funk na frente da escola&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/noscript&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/54AbviGiqKg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/8440810153291430106" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/8440810153291430106" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/54AbviGiqKg/fez-quadradinho-de-8-na-rua-e-levou.html" title="Fez quadradinho de 8 na rua e levou bronca" /><author><name>Milho Wonka</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17020873115128035565</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="24" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_A5wLbRGC-_M/TP_pknwFMfI/AAAAAAAADlY/uSyFIccZGQY/S220/CIMG2679.JPG" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/fez-quadradinho-de-8-na-rua-e-levou.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-5861872949498786712</id><published>2013-05-21T16:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-21T16:00:03.756-03:00</updated><title type="text">Uma aula de dança contemporânea</title><content type="html">IUAHSDIUASHDIUASHDUIAHSD esse bebê lagarto &lt;i&gt;(ou pogona, ou dragão-barbudo)&lt;/i&gt; resolveu mostrar toda sua habilidade em dança interpretativa. Um show de ritmo e sentimentos, lindo demais:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="420" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JvNXMN_MUZg?rel=0&amp;amp;showinfo=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/L6KRsenoVdY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/5861872949498786712" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/5861872949498786712" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/L6KRsenoVdY/uma-aula-de-danca-contemporanea.html" title="Uma aula de dança contemporânea" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/JvNXMN_MUZg/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/uma-aula-de-danca-contemporanea.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-6019969889643229431</id><published>2013-05-21T15:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-21T15:00:04.377-03:00</updated><title type="text">Eu não sou racista, mas...</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/fQttu3b.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="auto" src="http://i.imgur.com/fQttu3b.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Isso vale pra qualquer "não-preconceituoso" que sempre tem um ~mas~&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Via: &lt;a href="http://www.treta.com.br/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Treta&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/-IbnQ0UWvrw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/6019969889643229431" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/6019969889643229431" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/-IbnQ0UWvrw/eu-nao-sou-racista-mas.html" title="Eu não sou racista, mas..." /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/eu-nao-sou-racista-mas.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-5197375597106198486</id><published>2013-05-21T14:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-21T17:12:16.352-03:00</updated><title type="text">Karma instantâneo</title><content type="html">&lt;div style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img height="200" src="http://i.imgur.com/Xh1du1g.gif" width="180" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Esse ladrão muito inteligente resolveu roubar a bolsa da mulher (ou melhor, tentar... porque nem isso ele conseguiu) e teve a brilhante ideia de fugir pelo trilho do trem. O que ele não percebeu é que o trem estava chegando já. Resultado: não roubou nada e ainda se ferrou.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas não se preocupem que ele não morreu. Na verdade o infeliz só teve alguns ferimentos leves. Mas o vídeo não deixa de ser impressionante.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NRz95mm4Z2I?rel=0&amp;amp;start=8&amp;amp;end=70&amp;amp;showinfo=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;O &lt;a href="http://bobagento.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bobagento&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; também postou&lt;span style="font-size: small;"&gt;, vê lá :)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/_dnf0xD_sxs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/5197375597106198486" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/5197375597106198486" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/_dnf0xD_sxs/karma-instantaneo.html" title="Karma instantâneo" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/NRz95mm4Z2I/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/karma-instantaneo.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-4030438262912610055</id><published>2013-05-21T12:30:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-21T12:30:03.614-03:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="HQ" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Rock" /><title type="text">Astros do rock viram heróis de histórias em quadrinhos</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/65/DEBC45124127D25E6CD46B1B4B42C_h498_w598_m2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="133" src="http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/65/DEBC45124127D25E6CD46B1B4B42C_h498_w598_m2.jpg" width="200" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Um designer chamado Billy Butcher fez uma brincadeira com seus ídolos do  rock preferidos e transformou os cantores em super-heróis de revistas  em quadrinhos.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;O trabalho resultou em capas divertidas que retratam  Robert Smith, do The Cure, como o Homem Elástico', a vocalista do  Siouxsie and The Banshees como a Mulher Maravilha e mais; confira as  imagens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/01/2F7A66220BA2A9EE3AC968E2A2C3D_h498_w598_m2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/JgNXN0z.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://i.imgur.com/JgNXN0z.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Já pensei besteira... já era :/ IUAHSDIUASHDIUAHSDIUHASD&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vi lá no &lt;a href="http://www.omachoalpha.com.br/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;O Macho Alpha&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/esJgYm0dfD4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/667598713455909465" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/667598713455909465" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/esJgYm0dfD4/agora-e-tarde-demais.html" title="Agora é tarde demais..." /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/agora-e-tarde-demais.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-7343320299243289089</id><published>2013-05-20T15:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-20T15:00:04.451-03:00</updated><title type="text">Tente conter seus medos</title><content type="html">&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ml69-n2s8hY?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nossa cara, precisava correr tanto assim? IUASHDIUASHDIUAHSD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/XGz1skLCpTs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7343320299243289089" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7343320299243289089" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/XGz1skLCpTs/tente-conter-seus-medos.html" title="Tente conter seus medos" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/ml69-n2s8hY/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/tente-conter-seus-medos.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-7157374127697392733</id><published>2013-05-20T14:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-20T14:00:07.038-03:00</updated><title type="text">Tentando impressionar uma garota</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/Ssznqjg.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://i.imgur.com/Ssznqjg.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;A maioria das vezes não dá certo e você ainda paga mico :/&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/Bpg1IvTqrss" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7157374127697392733" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7157374127697392733" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/Bpg1IvTqrss/tentando-impressionar-uma-garota.html" title="Tentando impressionar uma garota" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/tentando-impressionar-uma-garota.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-7618287761242176691</id><published>2013-05-20T13:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-20T13:00:08.873-03:00</updated><title type="text">Esse cara é um craque da ginástica</title><content type="html">Não tem nem o que dizer, apenas veja a perfeição dos movimentos:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IjmeHBgFb3g?rel=0" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/SQbTJ2tN5x0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7618287761242176691" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/7618287761242176691" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/SQbTJ2tN5x0/esse-cara-e-um-craque-da-ginastica.html" title="Esse cara é um craque da ginástica" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/IjmeHBgFb3g/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/esse-cara-e-um-craque-da-ginastica.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-2162471923649752235</id><published>2013-05-19T16:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-19T16:00:00.868-03:00</updated><title type="text">Volte aqui agora, humano!</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/DddGeW8.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://i.imgur.com/DddGeW8.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Onde você pensa que vai? Eu não deixei você sair!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/Ko7UUGmp3YA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/2162471923649752235" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/2162471923649752235" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/Ko7UUGmp3YA/volte-aqui-agora-humano.html" title="Volte aqui agora, humano!" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/volte-aqui-agora-humano.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-1038956350312531867</id><published>2013-05-19T14:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-19T14:00:07.827-03:00</updated><title type="text">Teste para saber se você é macho</title><content type="html">Falar que é macho é fácil, vamos ver se consegue provar! O teste é basicamente o seguinte: pegue uma pedra e arremesse o mais longe que conseguir. Mas a grande questão é: se você for destro, use a mão esquerda... se você for canhoto, use a direita. O desafio é conseguir jogar a pedra com força sem desmunhecar inteiro IAUHSDIUAHSDIUASHDIUHASD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/huqBT50U914" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alguns se saíram bem, outros deixaram uma leve suspeita no ar...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/1mH875R2uso" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/1038956350312531867" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/1038956350312531867" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/1mH875R2uso/teste-para-saber-se-voce-e-macho.html" title="Teste para saber se você é macho" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/huqBT50U914/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/teste-para-saber-se-voce-e-macho.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-5860675905276198562</id><published>2013-05-18T16:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-18T16:00:02.900-03:00</updated><title type="text">Não é só o cão que corre atrás do rabo</title><content type="html">&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/COsXh0h.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="149" src="http://i.imgur.com/COsXh0h.gif" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Com cachorro é até bonitinho, mas esse gato fez parecer... estranho O_O&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/P-6GFOpysdU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/5860675905276198562" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/5860675905276198562" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/P-6GFOpysdU/nao-e-so-o-cao-que-corre-atras-do-rabo.html" title="Não é só o cão que corre atrás do rabo" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/nao-e-so-o-cao-que-corre-atras-do-rabo.html</feedburner:origLink></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4055457209236213767.post-5506381114184816102</id><published>2013-05-18T14:00:00.000-03:00</published><updated>2013-05-18T14:00:02.785-03:00</updated><title type="text">Perco o amigo, mas não perco a piada</title><content type="html">Você certamente já ouviu a expressão "perco o amigo, mas não perco a piada", né? E o que ela quer dizer, na sua opinião? Pra esse grupo de amigos a frase é levada a sério... e no sentido literal. Todos estavam passeando de bote(?), quando avistaram um tubarão que nadava perto deles. Qual a coisa mais engraçada a se fazer nessa hora? Exatamente, empurrar um dos amigos na água e ver o que acontece:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="420" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3Bfg2QFaweQ" width="560"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cara, eu não sei se eu estaria rindo tanto assim se estivesse lá. O_O&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: x-small;"&gt;(Postado por &lt;a href="http://www.twitter.com/RodrigoJeronimo" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;@RodrigoJeronimo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wonkazoide/~4/u679aH6VAks" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/5506381114184816102" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4055457209236213767/posts/default/5506381114184816102" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wonkazoide/~3/u679aH6VAks/perco-o-amigo-mas-nao-perco-piada.html" title="Perco o amigo, mas não perco a piada" /><author><name>Rodrigo Jeronimo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04002453272156151336</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail" width="32" height="32" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zs8jaY5IuKk/UR2JAPpZuMI/AAAAAAAAAdo/q9d_Yojnp3s/s220/424556_550200211657144_1491043643_n.jpg" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/3Bfg2QFaweQ/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><feedburner:origLink>http://www.wonkazoide.com.br/2013/05/perco-o-amigo-mas-nao-perco-piada.html</feedburner:origLink></entry></feed>
