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Prisoner due for release, released

Wrenfoe — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 19:02:09 +0000

Nadine Dorries ‘hasn’t yet realised’ that men only pretended to find her fascinating

Wrenfoe — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 13:37:39 +0000

Political groupie and Brand Ambassador for vodka Nadine Dorries has decided to have ‘one last fling’ at becoming a Dame. Many thought her political career was over when she announced that she was leaving the House of Commons, though she bravely continued drawing the salary for a year so we wouldn’t feel abandoned.
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Criminals propose ‘just scrapping’ criminal justice system

Wrenfoe — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 10:01:40 +0000

Convicted criminals across the country have strongly suggested we should ‘completely scrap’ the criminal justice system. Ben, who…
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Reeves to Tax Credulity

Wrenfoe — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 09:39:17 +0000

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Patient leaving Homeopathic Hospital pays only 0.01% of bill

Wrenfoe — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 09:39:13 +0000

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Alan Bates’ cheque is in the post

Wrenfoe — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 09:39:08 +0000

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A and E outsourcing trial ‘successful’ despite deaths

Wrenfoe — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 08:54:09 +0000

West Streeting today hailed his new trial of outsourcing of A and E patients as an unqualified success, apart from the deaths and medical complications.
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Fast food chain’s ‘world menu’ not a success

Wrenfoe — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 07:28:37 +0000

A spokesman said, ‘Sales from our world menu promotion have, in truth, been disappointing. Our customers have expressed a strong preference for traditional British menu items like hamburgers, pizza slices and iced do-nuts with sprinkles. So, our world menu promotion is ending today.
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Musk describes small town Brits as ‘Hobbits’

Wrenfoe — Wed, 05 Nov 2025 07:24:16 +0000

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