Is this funny?

Fighting talk

2006-11-09T16:26:00.000+00:00

Mr A.
One ickle 8yr old girl I trained with, bout 4ft high (I was down on one knee) was punching way out to the right - did it a few times, then I stopped moving and her punches looked silly, no where near my head (its a big thing that you get bollocked for). I gave her a few pointers - hands up, shift your weight, snap that right arm in blah de blah...hit me right here..so obvioulsy, her next punch cracked me right on the jaw. Was so fucking funny. Until I relised I'd just been 'had' by an 8year old.

Mr S.
has entered the room

Mr S.
8yr old can o' whoop-ass

Mr S.
ha

Sadam's out

2006-11-09T16:11:00.000+00:00

Mr S.
hmmm

Mr S.
sadam's for the chop then

Mr A.
yup

Mr S.
don't think he should die

Mr A.
mmm

Mr S.
should be locked up in a hole for life

Mr A.
I think he should be gassed, like he did on his people

Mr S.
don't agree with death penalty

Mr S.
to quick and painless

Mr A.
more slow mental torture?

Mr S.
forced to work for our boss for 10 yrs

Mr A.
Point. But it does rid them of this earth

Mr S.
should do it

Mr A.
mmm

Mr S.
true - its a dodgy area

Mr A.
10 years with our boss would break any human

Mr S.
Just don't think we should be killing people. Something not right about it - taking human life

Mr S.
Shouldn't have to drop to their level

Mr A.
mmm

Mr S.
But then, if the US weren't bumping the off they'd have to build more prisons

Mr A.
some sort of lifetime torture

Mr A.
to drive them nuts

Mr S.
maybe

Mr A.
Then fed them to the pigs

Mr S.
or somehow forced to do good

Mr S.
for life

Mr A.
brainwash?

Mr S.
to try and counteract what they've done

Mr S.
fuck knows

Mr S.
community service

Mr S.
ha

Mr S.
sadam emptying the bins on Hyde Park

Mr A.
ha

Mr S.
locals would be alright with that

Mr S.
'alright sadders?'

Mr A.
jus emptyin' bins an that, pigeon on shoulder

Mr S.
'top of the morning Bob'

Mr A.
ha

Mr A.
I spoke to a bin man a few weeks back, when i was walking home pissed. Fucking nut jobs, the lot of them, swear he was more pissed than I was.

Mr S.
yeah, they have a gift

Mr S.
which is why they can happily empty bins and speak to pissed people all day

Mr S.
special an' that

Mr A.
gifted indeed

Facebox

2006-10-12T09:56:00.000+00:00

Mr S.
Anyway, facebox

Mr A.
yeah

Mr S.
Typical blog in a typical profile:

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'hey i dont have a clue wat to rite in these fings! i fink there a waste of tym but u no Smiley'

Mr S.
Fuck

Mr S.
nuff said

Mr A.
facebox is filth

Mr S.
they're all filth!

Mr S.
Im overwhelmed with all the crap!!

Mr S.
Why did you sign up to MySpace?

Mr A.
Can't remember - think to see your pics and shit?

Mr A.
Facebox is dodgy

Mr A.
although nice looking

Mr S.
Facebox has a photo rate buit in

Mr S.
http://en.facebox.com/iam_the_Coxy/photo/photoid=366635

Mr A.
yeah

Mr S.
its not exactly family friendly

Mr S.
horny teenagers getting kicks

Youtube 'n Google

2006-10-11T08:13:00.000+00:00

Mr A
Google has youtube, only cost them $1.6billion, Youtube is 19months old.

Mr S.
fuck, YouTube

Mr S.
Thats rediculous

Mr S.
I want me a slice of this internet pie dammit. It hurts

Mr S.
Dammit. Google can buy the world.

Mr S.
fuck, watching the YouTube vid on dialup

Mr S.
They're terrible!

Mr S.
They wear TShirts under shirts

Mr S.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr S.
1.6billion in less than two years

Mr S.
fuck me

Mr S.
fuck

Mr S.
I feel disturbed

Mr S.
david beckham eat your adidas heart out

Mr S.
fuck

Mr S.
need to stop thinking about it

Mr S.
That could be us

Mr S.
And we wouldn't be wearing t shirts under our god damn shirts

Mr S.
fuck it

Mr S.
ends

Mr S.
out

Mr S. has left the room

Mr A. has entered the room

Mr A.
Its an insane amount of money

Mr A.
60% of all online videos are from youtube

Mr A.
Youtube has 30% share of the US media entertainment sector

Mr A.
Sicko's

Girls

2006-10-08T20:28:00.000+00:00

Mr S.
Should I know her name yet or is it still early days for that shit?

Mr S.
Tracey?

Mr A.
Tracey feck off

Mr A.
Emma - but yeah, early days

Mr S.
darren & tracey

Mr S.
and an xr2i

Mr S.
you love it

Mr S.
Chris Moyles used to have a campaign called All Emmas are evil

Mr S.
She's probably cool though!

Mr A.
mmm

Mr A.
she has a nice bottom

Mr S.
ends

Mr A.
k

Money maker?

2006-10-07T13:13:00.000+00:00

Mr S.
Idea, freaky nipple.com

Mr S.
pictures of fucked up nipples

Mr S.
fuck knows who would look at it but you might get the car crash audience types

Mr A.
sounds a bit mank

Background

2006-10-06T14:28:00.000+00:00

Mr S.
Im not gonna use adsense

Mr A.
silly

Mr S.
I dont think anyway

Mr A.
I'm racking it in on my sites

Mr S.
mmm

Mr S.
how much?

Mr A.
yesterday i checked, 0.0USD

Mr S.
you need to be carefull with that

Mr S.
You might want to go and get urself VAT reg'd

Mr A.
mega bucks

Mr S.
mmm

Mr A.
Was thinking, could make a comedy blog, 'Is this funny?'.

Mr S.
ya

Mr A.
Could include our converations on current events

Mr S.
ha

Mr A.
mmm

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2006-09-06T15:16:00.000+00:00

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2006-09-04T10:58:00.000+00:00

Fire Hazard

2006-08-16T09:37:00.000+00:00

'I did leave it on for a few days, and burnt my hand when I touched it'

- Following the recent Dell product recall of 4.1million battery units, the Cheif exec realizes his laptop might also be at risk.

Technophobic

2006-08-16T09:27:00.000+00:00

'Too much hassle, viruses and that'

- The response I get after questioning why the studio managers new apple G5 isn't connected to the internet.

Been a while

2006-08-16T09:21:00.000+00:00

'I'm over the depression and ready to blog some more'

- Yup, I haven't blogged in ages but I've plenty of classic quotes for you all..

Dieting

2006-05-30T15:00:00.000+00:00

'Might start that Feng Shui diet shit, saw it on the telly last night'

- The studio manager scores a hatrick on the blog with this comment. I later see him tucking into his lunch, reheated leftover curry. Not quite ying and yang is it?

Not pixel perfect

2006-05-26T10:05:00.000+00:00

'What's a pixel? A centimeter?'

- Studio manager bow your head in shame. Your a graphic designer who hasn't heard of the term 'pixel'?!

My Lunch, not yours.

2006-05-25T16:40:00.000+00:00

'tato?'

- The studio manager questions my lunch, as he has since I started working here. I confirm it is a 'tato', for the rest of you, that means potato. Thing is, for the past 2years, i've bought a 'tato' on a thursday off the local market stall. Its a routine I have, the thusday jacket potato. The studio manager CAN'T GET THIS INTO HIS FUCKING HEAD. Why do you ask me every week? And breathe. I'm relaxed.

Digging up the past

2006-05-25T16:23:00.000+00:00

'I used to buck donkeys'

- I nearly choke on my lunch as the female account manager goes into too much information about her past, before showing her audience how you 'buck' a donkey, using a chair as the donkey.

Google Bot

2006-05-23T10:50:00.000+00:00

'So people at Google read every webpage? Amazing, but imagine doing that for a living'

- The chief exec not quite grasping how search engines operate. I felt rather embarassed for him as I explained its done by computers, and not a shitload of baboons chained to apple macs.

Viewers Vote

2006-05-23T08:46:00.000+00:00

'Should I punch/hurt Big Al?'

- Okay, not the normal sort of blog post, but its a question I ask myself on a daily basis. Readers..should I hurt Big Al next time he winds me up?

Tech support for dummies

2006-05-19T14:56:00.000+00:00

'Can you plug my computer in?'

- Nope. Get the fuck out of my room, fatboy.

Extreme sports

2006-05-18T13:25:00.000+00:00

'I do a lot of surfing in the summer'

- I over hear Big Al trying to brainwash the new designer. Big Al can't surf for toffee. There's a big difference between surfing and body boarding. There is nothing wrong with body boarding..but its not fucking surfing you fool.

Emergency Services

2006-05-17T19:00:00.000+00:00

'One of them fire bloke geezer's, what ever they're called'

- A fireman, studio manager?

What am I?

2006-05-16T21:28:00.000+00:00

'You got much work on over the next few weeks?'

- The firm's leading account manager showing he has no idea what is going on at his company.

Student bum's

2006-05-15T17:55:00.000+00:00

'Only thing is, he doesn't like getting up before 12'

- The chief exec explaining the drawback to one of the potential freelancers we tried to get in for a meeting this week.

Ebay Virgin

2006-05-12T10:33:00.000+00:00

'I've just bought two phones'

- The chief exec learning the hard way about the 'buy it now' option on ebay. He tried to use my account yesterday, I told him 'even you can use ebay', but obviously, he can't.

Dippy

2006-05-11T12:06:00.000+00:00

'Ohhh..I see, whats all this stuff you've ordered then?'

- Big Al continues to try and wind me up, nosing through a bag of stuff i've ordered. The object in question is a 1.8 meter USB cable. Please get out of my room Al, before I force feed it to you.