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Local Liberal Encuentros VIP club Swinger Madrid

Intro: This place is quite special for us, as it took place at the night of our three year-anniversary and was our first shared swinging experience. We visited during may 2019 on a saturday night from approximately 22 PM to 02:30 AM – which by the way, we believe is the best time to swing as most people will visit on weekends around late evening and at night hours.

Pricing:🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

· We payed 60 Euros as a couple on a Saturday night, which included four tickets for alcoholic or non-alcoholic drinks. As most swinger clubs, Encuentros VIP is cheaper from Monday to Thursday and before 20 PM. As such, the price of 60 euros for a couple including 4 drinks is during the most expensive visiting hours. We find this to be a fair price – especially considering the value for money. Usually tickets for alcoholic drinks means that these do not taste of much else than juice or soda, as less than the appropriate amount of alcohol is added. But this was certainly not the case here! K ordered a bailey on the rocks, and this was possible the largest amount of bailey we have ever seen served as a portion size. Not in a shot-glass, but in a proper 200 ml. water-glass! Yes, we received ice-cubes as well, but the amount of bailey was still not impressive. A ordered a G&T (his all-time favorite) which was also quite pimped. This might be a conscious strategy on the club’s part to get people to loosen up. But we could easily have payed 60 Euros for 4 drinks of that quality at some random night club, which makes the entrance to the swinger club feel sort of ‘free’ if you enjoy alcoholic drinks and would have bought them anyway. If you do not drink, it is maybe a bit expensive for a couple of sodas or juices along with your entrance to the place. It is possible to buy extra tickets for drinks if you wish to do so. All in all we were very happy, and K managed to get perfectly drunk from her two majestically massive baileys on the rocks.

Cleanliness: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

· The cleanliness of this place was simply impeccable! Everyone got their own newly washed towel and a pair of flip-flops when entering. We did not find any used towels or other waste lying around anywhere. They even had a nice woman in body-stocking and stilettos bustling around with a sanitizer-spray and a cloth all night.

Facilities: 🍆🍆🍆🍆

· One of the things this place really has going for it is the bar that you enter as the fist thing when you arrive inside the club. The bar works as sort of a middle-station between the swinger club and the real world. This works really well, as it allows you to slowly adjust from the real world to the world of swinging, instead of going directly from 0 to 100. On the other side of the bar-room you will find a dressing-room, and beyond that two different sections: A jacuzzi section and a section with different areas and rooms for playing. One thing we really liked about the jacuzzi was, that you were allowed to have sex in it – this is not the case in all swinger clubs with jacuzzis. We personally really enjoyed this!

Now to the suboptimal components: Unfortunately the place was so dark it was difficult to see hat other people were doing. If you are into voyeurism (as we are!), this it suboptimal and actually a bit frustrating. We get that you want dimmed light to create a certain setting, but why did it have to be THAT dark? Further, there were no condoms to be found anywhere. Maybe they sold them in the bar, maybe they were hidden somewhere we never realized. This was not a problem for us this evening as we only had sex with each other, but if you wish to have sex with someone else, this is quite frustrating – and it is simple not good enough for a place like this to not make a more clear statement concerning safe sex! Lastly, the gloryholes were made in a way so you could see who were on the other side. Depending on your preferences, this cancels out a bit of the fun. After-all… Isn’t the ‘who is on the other side’ wonderment one of the great things about gloryholes?

Clientele: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

So, the clientele were more or less only younger couples in their 20’ies and 30’ies. We saw a guy in his 50’ies entering with two young women (how do you get to that level of swag?), and an older man of who knows what age wearing a completely white tuxedo and sipping drinks all night at the bar – he practically looked like he sat there every evening (how do you get to THAT level of swag?!?). But besides these outliers, we only saw couples.

If you are a single person entering, this might make this place less interesting for you. For us, however, it was great. This was A’s first ever visit in a swinger club, and he undoubtedly had hos prejudices: I guess most people who haven’t tried swinging (or who has but got unlucky!) have this image of swinger clubs being full of unattractive very old men. In Madrid, nothing could be more untrue! One gorgeous couple after another entered the place – and especially the WOMEN looked exactly as you’d expect younger Mediterranean Women to look -A was quite flabbergasted, and to be frank, so was K – these women were stunning! When we arrived around 10 PM the place was fairly empty but approaching midnight there was maybe around 60-80 couples, and the place was packed. We really enjoyed this – the clientele makes up a lot of the fun! People were generally very respectful: We were gently invited to play by a subtle stroke of K’s shoulder. Our decline was completed respected, and none of us felt at any point that any uncomfortable boundaries were crossed. So, in summary this ranking of course depends on your own personal taste, but for us it was great.

Ovarall rating: 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆