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Episode 15: A (One Finger) Salute To Women: May 9, 2013

2013-05-10T03:43:00.000-05:00

25 minutes Get one for Mother's Day! The Fruitcakes are saluting women (again) for some reason. RD wants to (again) reinvent the show to broadcast it to coal miners. I believe Mike Check did that once. You know Blade is still single because he wants to talk about "feminine" things. (:05) Blade found some tasty beef jerky at Wal Mart. (:07) He does not like turkey jerky because "it

Lesson Of The Day

2013-04-12T19:45:00.000-05:00

Raging_Demons here kiddies. Sometimes on my Twitter account (which is right...HERE!) I TWEET something called the "Lesson Of The Day" in which we as people learn something new each & every day. Oh boy do I have a "Lesson Of The Day" for you guys! If your a pro wrestling fan, married, & cheating on your wife at the same time. Don't let the wife know that your going to "Wrestlemania 29"!

An Important Message from Mike Check

2013-04-05T20:51:00.002-05:00

Not again!...Hello fellers! The Mike Check Show seems to be experiencing some technical difficulties due to yet another fire. And NO, "we didn't start the fire"...a little Billy Joel reference there [*crickets chirping*}. [Fire huh? So this has nothing to do with John Thomas, who has even been asking us questions regarding unpaid debts by a "Mike Chalk"? -RVMKai] And what bad timing! We have

210 (aka Episode 14:) Contra-Inception: April 1, 2013

2013-04-01T22:19:00.001-05:00

"And crown thy good with [insert silence] bro-ther-hood" "11" (63) minutes Things are awfully familiar... Blade's constant attempts to woo Mickie James in his dreams continue with the usual disastrous results. (:00 - :11) Dead silence fills the rest of the "prank" until Rockin' Robin sings America The Beautiful in the name of Brother Hood at the :62 minute mark. Good Emperor, did John

Episode 13: Planewatch: March 29, 2013

2013-03-29T10:45:00.000-05:00

"Sweep The Egg Johnny" 25 minutes RD is shocked how 'often' they are recording their phone calls. RD was once again back in the Old Continent for business, where he did the following: He ate a 'canal eel'. He remotely fixed a server. He fell asleep standing up thanks to some Nyquil. He paid $0.65 for ketchup. Blade was once addicted to aspirin, or 'ass burn' as his family called it. (:

Episode 12: Baskin'Bell: March 13, 2013

2013-03-14T13:52:00.001-05:00

"Taco Scoop", Enjoy our free meat refills 24 minutes RD & Blade remember watching WrestleMania 12's Iron Man match. Blade can't remember it much. What a surprise. This fulfills RD's 'wrestling quota' for the phone call. RD went to the Louisville Arcade Expo. (:05) This leads into the people the two met at that Legends show that one time. (:09) Sad News: Blade's attempt to sell his ($80)

Episode 11: Bowl School Raw: March 4, 2013

2013-03-04T00:43:00.000-06:00

Promotional consideration paid for by... 15 minutes (Guest recapper: R.V.M Kai) RD & Blade discuss "Old School RAW" aka "Monday Night Duggan". They also discuss Auto Corporal Kirchner's non attendance since he's "no longer with us" (well, according to WWE.com canon that is). They also wonder whether Lord Alfred's ghost or an imposter will be making the "promotional considerations". Sad

Episode 10: Tecmo Bowled: March 1, 2013

2013-03-02T00:34:00.004-06:00

Couldn't find anything interesting in this episode to find a picture of; so here's a picture of James Earl Jones looking like he's about to punch someone in the throat. 17 minutes Bonnie Franklin is no longer with us. RD wonders if their Curse is following them like a stray dog. It's now Blade's turn to be traveling, going with Vince Viagra to Madison, Wisconsin to play some Tecmo Bowl with

Episode 9: Thought For Food: February 26, 2013

2013-02-26T22:29:00.000-06:00

Poor Virgil can't afford a train ticket? 27 minutes Blade wants to see 80-year old women breastfeeding on the silver screen. Discussion about Carrie Fisher's age ensues. Blade has a midget fetish. (:03) RD likes Lay's new potato chips, much to Blade's chagrin. He remembers when Don would do his Julia Child impressions. RD has had mixed success with chicken waffles. The one at Disneyworld

Episode 8: SammarBruno: February 4, 2013

2013-02-05T09:15:00.000-06:00

20 minutes Bromo-seltzer? That's not wrestling! RD does his Jim Nantz impression. Blade was amused by the Superbowl sportscasters entertaining the people during that power outage. RD fails to be obscure. He makes up for it by attempting to off track things. Blade is happy that his Ravens won. HOWEVER...he rooted for the Browns to win, who weren't really playing. Points for effort, though.

Episode 7: Scrambled Bets: January 31, 2013

2013-02-01T01:13:00.000-06:00

"The Old Friend" 28 minutes Blade compares RD and himself to Ewoks. RD counters with the Holiday Special. Do you remember the time when Blade and Don called Hillbilly Jim "The Old Friend"? (:03) Heated discussion about "Vince's Limo Driver" follows. Claire Lynch is the 2012 Gooker. (:06) Blade wants RD to meet the lady. RD enjoys proving Justin Henry wrong. Blade has a bad memory. You

Episode 6: Pro Bumble: January 25, 2013

2013-01-26T00:40:00.000-06:00

"Doggy Style" Miss Elizabeth 22 minutes Blade wants to bite children like he's a vampire. RD wonders of the possibilities of Disney buying WWE. Blade is in another Troma movie. (:05) RD has a paper plate in his house. He didn't have to pay $99 for it like one guy did. (:07) Blade still wants to bet on the Pro Bowl despite RD's reservations. Blade is happy because a Lion kicker is on a

Episode 5: FootBall Island: January 18, 2013

2013-01-19T00:53:00.000-06:00

18 minutes It's Cheesy, just like this show. The new site has been up for a week, which is an excuse for RD to 'celebrate'. "It always comes back to Ani doesn't it," says he. The AFC and NFC games are to be played this week. RD is happy that Dan Dierdorf will not be commentating, leading to more Brett Musburger impressions. (:03) A bored Blade is eating some Jumping Jack Doritos. He has to

Episode 4: Brown Thursday: January 17, 2013

2013-01-18T02:09:00.000-06:00

20 minutes "You're a horrible person." ((( recorded in high phone-buzzing fidelity ))) For some reason RD decides to play their attempt at their 'show' from last year at Black Friday time. Well I can suppose it is something people actually want... Blade is in bed once again. (:02) This time his pickup truck died on him. RD doesn't care if the show sounds terrible. Blade doesn't care if

Episode 3: AA Bottom: January 15, 2013

2013-01-15T07:50:00.000-06:00

31 minutes ZZ Top: The Rock's Vince's favorite band ((( recorded in high phone-buzzing fidelity ))) RD has temporarily fixed the sound quality for the time being "like Crystal Pepsi." This is because he's recording the show at home. It is only the 'third' episode and Blade is already talking about the time Don stole some soda. The Co-Fruitcakes are surprised they have actually made three

Raging_Demons' 2012 Year In Review Column (Part 3: The Data File)

2013-01-15T00:00:00.000-06:00

(Note: Congratulations! Your at the end of the column! To recap you can go back to either Part 1 by clicking here or to Part 2 by clicking here. Enjoy the information overload that is The Data File.) Now we go to the second half of the column. The infamous “Data File”. The Data File is the part of the column that crams anything newsworthy that happened in 2012 right here for you to look

Raging_Demons' 2012 Year In Review Column (Part 2: Title Histories)

2013-01-14T00:00:00.000-06:00

(Note: This is Part 2 of the "Year In Review" Column. To enjoy Part 1 Click Here, while Part 3 is here.) Let’s start off the “Title Histories” section of the Year In Review. 2012 has been one of the best years for Title Reigns ever since the start of this column’s creation. In fact the title changes averaged between WWE, TNA, & Ring Of Honor averaged no more than 3 changes for each

Raging_Demons' 2012 Year In Review Column (Part 1: Intro)

2013-01-13T00:00:00.000-06:00

The 2012 Year In Review (Or “When Two Tribes Go To War!”) By: Raging_Demons (Note: The infamous "Year In Review" column is here for you & enjoy. The column is too big here so it will be broken in 3 parts. Enjoy Part 1 right now, Part 2 is here & Part 3 is here.) In 2012 the two biggest Pro Wrestling companies in the U.S.A, WWE & TNA, took different business paths & different business

Episode 2: Direct-To-Audio: January 11, 2013

2013-01-12T07:56:00.003-06:00

30 minutes This show was ackluster! ((( recorded in high phone-buzzing fidelity ))) Wow, a second recording in just one day? Madness, madness. RD tries to dissuade notions that this will be a frequent case. So I guess we're back to the monthly posts then. RD tells about Diamond Dan hating being called "the splendid gem of professional wrestling", preferably on his hotline. Remember, that's

2012 Gooker Nominations Are Up!

2013-01-11T20:51:00.002-06:00

[Raging_Demons here once again folks.] A lot of websites cover the best but only one covers one thing & a thing that I love...The Worst! The website that covers the "Worst of Pro Wrestling" is back with the acclaimed yearly award "The Gooker", the award that awards what was the worst storyline/character/feud of pro wrestling for the year 2012. This year's are... 1. The Life & Loves of AJ Lee:

Episode 1: Irish Sprung: January 10, 2013

2013-01-11T00:58:00.000-06:00

30 minutes Blade's script of Episode #1 on a Paper Plate ((( recorded in high phone-buzzing over-modulated fidelity ))) RD Reynolds welcomes us to the return of WrestleCrap Radio The RD And Blade Show. Well, that didn't last long. He and "Wesley Snipes" Blade Braxton try to persuade people that things might be different by discussing the old show. Then Blade stumbles on pronouncing

The RD Experiment: Freestylin' ! (Episode 8)

2013-01-08T21:10:00.000-06:00

I'm back doing the Podcasting deal once again! The return episode contains news about the Podcast & a quick no-format opinion of the latest pop culture news about Justin Bieber's fans cutting themselves to get Bieber off the marijuana. Also it contains an exclusive behind the scenes look at the infamous 2012 version of the "Year In Review" column (currently available on Angrymarks.com & soon

WCR Poll 6: What Was Your Favorite WCR Christmas Story?

2012-12-26T00:00:00.000-06:00

Thanks for voting. The results for our 2012 Christmas poll: This poll was conducted to find out your favorite story told during the Wrestlecrap Radio Christmas Specials (2006-2011). The most popular (and best IMO) was "The Ruben Trashbagging Story". Ruben was Blade's 'not so bright' ex co-worker, from his flooring business, who brought a "used" trash bag inside the house to collect sawdust.

RD's Festivus "Airing of the Grievances"

2012-12-24T18:14:00.000-06:00

I can’t believe it’s been one year since I’ve been recruited here. Since then I’ve had encounters with nerd zombies and had a Twitter war with Angry Jim Ross (out of all people). Unfortunately my job plus being forced to find Mike Check made things way too difficult, and in fact I can’t release most of the stories yet on how I finally found the man due to some “POSSIBLE LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS”

Wrestlecrap.com's Christmas Present

2012-12-24T13:38:00.000-06:00

Oh boy it's a doozy! I gotta agree with Deal, it is pretty hard to find Christmas Crunch. We're back baby!