WTF Costumes: The Crazy & Sexy Halloween Costume Archive

Tamagotchi Costume

2009-10-16T16:23:38Z

This Halloween costume brought back some fond memories of me and my digital pet. The odd thing is when Skittles died, I kind of felt relieved. Is that wrong?

I wonder if this costume could be the new way for a woman to hint that she wants to start having kids.

Where the Wild Things Are Costumes

2009-10-14T20:41:43Z

Where the Wild Things Are costumes would make great group Halloween costumes this year. The only problems are: who gets stuck wearing the wolf costume, and finding a bar where you can actually have room to move around.

At least now you actually have an excuse to start howling and throwing objects or yourselves around when you've had a little too much to drink.

Charlie Brown Costume

2009-10-13T17:51:45Z

Oh brother, you're a pimp Charlie Brown! Looks like things are turning around for Charlie. The only thing that could dampen his mood is receiving more rocks this Halloween.

I do think it's time he considers investing in hair implants.

Captain Planet Costumes

2009-10-01T17:03:54Z

These group Captain Planet Halloween costumes brought back some great memories. Sadly they couldn't find two other people cool enough to complete the Planeteers.

It is well known that Ted Turner is Captain Planet's financial backer. The downside is Captain Planet has to make himself available for any photo op with Turner's friends. Case in point- this is the happiest day in Chevy Chase's life.

Dora the Explorer Costume

2009-09-29T17:46:02Z

Looks like our friend Dora has grown up. I can only imagine what she is planning on exploring. I know I wouldn't mind taking part in her "Play to learn" activities.

Midget Costume

2009-09-25T16:11:45Z

Here's a Halloween costume if you have a couple garbage cans lying around. Can his shorts technically be called "capris"?

Toy Soldier Costumes

2009-09-24T14:50:30Z

Don't these Halloween costumes just make you want to get a massive group together and create one of the most boring war reenactments ever.

Hovering Boba Fett Costume

2009-09-22T18:58:39Z

This sweet Halloween costume was sent in to us. His feet are hidden in the flames, and he's wearing rollerblades.

Tacos and Mandalorian bounty hunters don't mix (what I'm trying to say is it looks like he has explosive diarrhea).

Bloody Doctor Costumes

2009-09-18T15:37:06Z

Oh no, he cut his hand off with duct-tape (Always think safety first kids). This would be a great group Halloween costume if you had a flock of girls in a sexy Nurse Costume.

I don't think the Cat in the Hat knows what he's getting into.

Sexy Pikachu Costume

2009-09-17T15:05:14Z

I never understood the whole Pokémon fad until I saw this Pikachu costume. That Ash is one lucky guy. No wonder he's "Gotta catch 'em all!".

Office Space Costumes

2009-09-15T15:14:54Z

Great Office Space Halloween costumes. How long do you think it took him to write all those post-its?

It's a "Jump to Conclusions" mat! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO! - Tom Smykowski

Zombieland Costumes

2009-09-11T15:11:12Z

There is always one person who goes above and beyond when you dress up in zombie Halloween Costumes. She probably thought blotting makeup on her face would be great until she sees her friend completely ripped off his mouth. Remember to visit the dentist at least once a year.

Vending Machine Costume

2009-09-09T15:42:01Z

I thought this was a cool costume and then I read it was created in Japan and is actually a simple red skirt that transforms into an urban camouflage soda machine.

All the best stuff is made in Japan.

Twister Costumes

2009-09-04T14:57:13Z

Here is a Halloween couples costume that will help you get some action. It must be disappointing when you spin a color other then red.

I guess that's when you offer a free bonus spin. Or you can just cheat.

Sexy 5th Element Leeloo Costume

2009-09-02T14:59:59Z

When you wear a Halloween costume like that I bet you don't need a multi-pass to get a free ride. (Sigh) Just another reason I wish I was Bruce Willis. Yippee-ki-yay!