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Staten Island man bites other man's ear in ugly fight sparked by dispute over television

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:04:15 PDT

A dispute over the television in the outer-borough eatery led to an ugly fight that left one man missing a chunk gnawed out of his ear, police and witnesses said. Chomper Thomas Tomasello, 52, was busted for felony assault after beating and biting Nicholas Cacace on the sidewalk outside the Oakwood Diner on Amboy Road, cops said. “He chewed his ear – he must have been hungry,” one witness said with a laugh. “He must have been reading about that cannibal ...

Video Of 256 Pills Falling Out Of Inmate's Vagina

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:01:11 PDT

ALBANY — An inmate caused a bizarre scene at Albany County Correctional Facility Tuesday when a condom full of prescription drugs and heroin she was carrying inside her split open, spilling a cache of painkillers, anti-anxiety and sleeping pills onto the floor of a holding cell, Albany County Sheriff Craig Apple said. Before she was to begin a six-month sentence for a probation violation, Andrea Amanatides, 38, filled a condom with 256 prescription pills — 90 pills of...

Two Wounded In Detroit After Gun Fight Erupts Over Who Made Better Kool Aid

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:55:59 PDT

DETROIT (WJBK) - Witnesses say two men in the Brightmoor neighborhood were so passionate about the way they make Kool-Aid, they started arguing with each other over who does it better. Sadly, that fight took a horrifying turn when they both pulled out guns and started firing at each other. Again, this was over Kool-Aid. They didn’t hit each other, but two innocent bystanders suffered gunshot wounds in the soft drink shooting.

High School Graduation Ceremony Video Interrupted By Clip Of A Student Having Sex

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:52:10 PDT

HELLERUP, Denmark, May 29 (UPI) — The principal of a Danish high school said he was outraged when a video shown at graduation was interrupted by a video of a student having sex. Principal Jorgen Rasmussen said the video shown to the 450 people attending the ceremony at Gammel Hellerup Gymnasium was supposed to celebrate the graduating class with pictures from their time at the school, but the video was interrupted by footage of a male student having sex with a woman who does no...

Mystery naked couple caught on camera having sex in office as they are watched by residents across the street

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:51:08 PDT

A man was stunned when he looked out his flat window on Friday evening and caught a couple brazenly having sex in the building opposite him. The pair, who have yet to be identified, had not pulled the window blinds in their Nottingham city centre office and were in a full view of residents in the building. The shocked onlooker, who did not want to be named, filmed the entire encounter. He said the other residents in his building were also watching the...

Bear takes a dip in family's pool

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:48:22 PDT

A video of a bear which sneaked into a family's backyard to take a relaxing dip in their pool has gone viral online. Sisters Rachel and Valerie Gasparini returned to their home in Monrovia, California, to find the black bear cooling off. It appeared to be enjoying its time in the luxury pool and the stunning panoramic views as it looked out across the Golden State. His unlikely excursion was filmed by the teenagers from the safety of their kitchen on a came...

Claustrophobia sessions for theme park staff

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:47:10 PDT

Theme park bosses have called in experts to help staff deal with the claustrophobic conditions of their new attraction. Staff at Alton Towers Resort have complained of suffering claustrophobia since Nemesis Sub-Terra opened a few months ago. It features a network of airless catacombs, endless tunnels and dark, cramped cages designed to terrify visitors. Bosses have now hired contortionist Pixie Le Knot to run a series of claustrophobia workshops for staff. ...

Coroner says girl died after abusive texts

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:44:23 PDT

A NEW Zealand coroner is calling for a law against text and cyber bullying in the wake of a 15-year-old girl's death after receiving "extraordinarily abusive" texts from an ex-boyfriend's wife. Rotorua schoolgirl Hayley Ann Fenton died in hospital in July 2009, after intentionally taking her father's heart pills, four days after her 27-year-old boyfriend, Pelesasa Tuimalu, ended their five-month relationship via text message. Coroner Wallace Bain says Miss...

Man charged with drunken lawnmower driving

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 07:31:06 PDT

A Wisconsin man was arrested driving a lawnmower while drunk. An officer spotted the 69-year-old Sunday on a road in Jackson. This police dashcam video shows the man motioning for the cruiser to go around him. The officer followed him into a Walgreens parking lot. A preliminary breath test showed he had a blood alcohol level more than two times the legal limit for operating a motor vehicle. The man told police he had no idea he couldn't drive a lawnmower in t...

Who doesn't like a moldy shower with Jesus in it?

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 07:28:36 PDT

Mold from the shower or Jesus? That's the question one Splendora family is asking and their answer couldn't be more clear - it has to be Jesus. Inside a moldy shower, the likeness of Jesus has caused a family and a community to believe that there's a holy vision among them. "People say your house is blessed," Splendora resident Chyanna Richards told KTRK. "I see the head, the hair, a cloak." Richards would later add: "Maybe it means something. Ma...