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Elderly 'Rambo' blocks developers

Thu, 17 May 2012 16:03:32 PDT

A hard-headed pensioner is standing in the way of a £350million development - by refusing to move out of his one-bed flat. Zou Mingcan, 70 - from Kunming, Yunnan province, southern China - has declared war on the builders and has rigged his sixth floor flat with a series of home-made weapons and booby traps. Sporting a military camouflage uniform, Zou stands guard on the roof with a terrifying array of Molotov cocktails, bricks and rocks which he pelts the ...

Villagers mistake bird for spy

Thu, 17 May 2012 16:01:08 PDT

A migratory bird has caused alarm in Turkey - after villagers mistook it for an Israeli spy. Suspicions were aroused when the bird, a common European bee-eater, was found dead in a field with a metal ring around its leg stamped 'Israel'. They called the police after deciding its nostrils were unusually large and may have carried a microchip fitted by Israeli intelligence for spying. At one point a counterterrorism unit became involved in the case, re...

Man knocks over 60,000 dominoes

Thu, 17 May 2012 15:58:36 PDT

Woman severely burned in her house after the rocks she collected at the beach ignite in her shorts

Thu, 17 May 2012 10:56:12 PDT

SAN CLEMENTE – A 43-year-old woman is undergoing surgery after two rocks that she collected at a South County beach ignited in the pocket of her shorts, officials from Orange County Fire Authority said. The incident happened about 3:30 p.m. Saturday when the woman was standing in her kitchen after returning from an outing to Trestles Beach. She had been home for about an hour when the pocket of her cargo shorts caught fire, OCFA Capt. Marc Stone said. The wom...

Icelandic Politician Moves Huge Boulder Next to His House to Thank the Elves That Live in it For Saving Him From a Car Accident

Thu, 17 May 2012 09:07:06 PDT

MP for the Independence Party Árni Johnsen arranged for the relocation of a 30-ton boulder, which he believes is home to three generations of elves, from Sandskeið on Hellisheiði in southwest Iceland to his home Höfðaból in the Westman Islands today. In January 2010, his car overturned and landed beside the boulder 40 meters away from the highway. His SUV was damaged beyond repair but Árni escaped the accident unharmed. He considered whether the boulder m...

Colorado second-grader in trouble for wearing blackface when he dressed up as Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. for a school project

Thu, 17 May 2012 09:02:28 PDT

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- A second-grader at Meridian Ranch Elementary school in Colorado Springs was pulled out of class on Wednesday for painting his face black. Sean King dressed up as Martin Luther King, Jr. for a class project. “It was wax museum day for the second-graders and each one dressed up as a historical figure they were assigned,” said Sean’s mother, Michelle King-Roca. King-Roca said Sean was so excited for the proj...

Man dies during lap dance

Thu, 17 May 2012 06:52:41 PDT

A night at a Texas strip club was apparently too much for a 67-year-old man who died Friday after a series of lap dances. Authorities say Robert Gene White received several lap dances at the Red Parrot in El Paso. When it came time to pay workers discovered him unresponsive.

Man goes to police station to pick up bag of drugs

Thu, 17 May 2012 06:25:13 PDT

Leaving a bag behind at the grocery store might not normally be a big deal unless the bag contains marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms. And that's exactly what Peters Township Police Chief Harry Freucht says was inside a black bag found at the Giant Eagle. A customer found the bag and turned it over the folks at the store. The store called police.

Caught on Camera: Man steals bike then faceplants

Thu, 17 May 2012 06:23:17 PDT

A bike thief in Oklahoma maybe should have stolen a set of training wheels. The crook broke through the window of a bike shop in south Tulsa. Surveillance video shows him taking a $500 bicycle, but the man couldn't make a clean getaway. Just outside, the man crashes the bike and falls face-first onto the asphalt. It's not clear what made him fall as he went over the curb. He didn't appear to be seriously hurt, but the bike wasn't quite as lucky.

PHOTOS: Man and monkey take a walk

Thu, 17 May 2012 06:21:36 PDT

A man with his primate walking around in MN. It's unknow what type of primate or whether it is a legal pet but a strange sighting nonetheless