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	<title>Merry Christmas</title>
	
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		<title>Dyslexic Devil Worshipper</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 15:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
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		<title>What Santa Really Does While You Sleep</title>
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See many more very funny comics by Matthew Inman
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		<title>Parents Upset When Teacher Tells Students that Santa Doesn’t Exist</title>
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Parents are in an uproar after a teacher in a British primary school told a room of crying seven-year-olds: 
&#34;It&#8217;s your parents who leave out presents on Christmas Day!&#34; 
The substitute teacher at Blackshaw Lane Primary School has been disciplined. 
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		<title>Santa Statistics</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone knows that Santa Claus delivers gifts to millions of children around the world each Christmas.&#160; But a closer look at the Claus stories reveals that perhaps Santa is more myth than man.&#160; 
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4.&#160; To keep his pace, Santa&#8217;s sleigh must [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Etymology: Origins of the Word "Christmas"</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The word &#8220;Christmas&#8221; originated as a compound meaning &#8220;Christ&#8217;s mass.&#8221;&#160; It is derived from the Middle English Christemasse and Old English Cristes mæsse, a phrase first recorded in 1038.&#160; &#8220;Cristes&#8221; is from Greek christos and &#8220;mæsse&#8221; is from Latin missa.&#160; 
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		<title>What is Christmas?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
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