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	<description>A blog dedicated to outdoor decor... terrible, terrible outdoor decor.</description>
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		<title>Lamb</title>
		<link>http://www.yardfails.com/2012/06/lamb.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2012 02:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yardfails</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lamb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[random statue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sheep]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[silence of the lambs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tell me, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?]]></description>
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<p><img title="2012-06-10 17.10.48.jpg" class="alignnone" alt="image" src="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/wpid-2012-06-10-17.10.48.jpg" /></p>
<p><img title="2012-06-10 17.11.09.jpg" class="alignnone" alt="image" src="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/wpid-2012-06-10-17.11.09.jpg" /></p>
<p><img title="2012-06-10 17.11.23.jpg" class="alignnone" alt="image" src="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/wpid-2012-06-10-17.11.23.jpg" /></p>
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<p>Tell me, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?</p>
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		<title>Eyeless gnome mushroom</title>
		<link>http://www.yardfails.com/2012/05/eyeless-gnome-mushroom.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 08:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yardfails</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Disembodied Faces]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dismemberment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Future Yard Fails]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gnomes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Too Random for Categorization]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird Body Parts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[combo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gnome]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[only in your worst acid trip should you ever see this.  Or come up with it as a product.  Or purchase it.]]></description>
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<p>only in your worst acid trip should you ever see this.  Or come up with it as a product.  Or purchase it.</p>
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		<title>Too late for a Carol?</title>
		<link>http://www.yardfails.com/2012/03/too-late-for-a-carol.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.yardfails.com/2012/03/too-late-for-a-carol.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 22:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yardfails</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holidays Out of Time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lighthouses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lighthouse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scarf]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sing along&#8230; two scarf-ed bears and a lighthouse where there is no sea&#8230;. thanks, Mom, for this picture message yard fail!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sing along&#8230; two scarf-ed bears and a lighthouse where there is no sea&#8230;.</p>
<p><img title="0312121846-00.jpg" class="alignnone" alt="image" src="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/wpid-0312121846-00.jpg" /></p>
<p>thanks, Mom, for this picture message yard fail!</p>
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		<title>Whole Lotta Lighthouse</title>
		<link>http://www.yardfails.com/2012/02/whole-lotta-lighthouse.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 04:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yardfails</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lighthouses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lighthouse]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.yardfails.com/?p=802</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Because why have just one lighthouse when you can use them as fence posts?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because why have just one lighthouse when you can use them as fence posts?</p>
<p><img title="2012-02-22 23.43.39.jpg" class="alignnone" alt="image" src="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/wpid-2012-02-22-23.43.39.jpg" /></p>
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<p><img title="2012-02-22 23.43.18.jpg" class="alignnone" alt="image" src="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/wpid-2012-02-22-23.43.18.jpg" /></p>
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		<title>Yard Assthetic</title>
		<link>http://www.yardfails.com/2012/02/yard-assthetic.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yardfails</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dismemberment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid trees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Too Random for Categorization]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Weird Body Parts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bowels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[butt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dung]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[feces]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heiney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rump]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shrub]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tush]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These shrubs are tastefully grouped to form a pooping  butt.  Unintentionally of course.  I think.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These shrubs are tastefully grouped to form a pooping  butt.  Unintentionally of course.  I think.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/wpid-2012-02-10-16.19.34-1.jpg" rel="lightbox[794]"><img class="alignnone" title="2012-02-10 16.19.34-1.jpg" src="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/wpid-2012-02-10-16.19.34-1.jpg" alt="image" width="237" height="157" /></a></p>
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		<title>Deck the halls&#8230; Apartment version of yard fails</title>
		<link>http://www.yardfails.com/2011/12/deck-the-halls-apartment-version-of-yard-fails.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.yardfails.com/2011/12/deck-the-halls-apartment-version-of-yard-fails.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 00:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yardfails</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apartment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[department]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[door]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scary]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Must be Santa&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Must be Santa&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Santa saurus</title>
		<link>http://www.yardfails.com/2011/12/santa-saurus.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.yardfails.com/2011/12/santa-saurus.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 21:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yardfails</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Future Yard Fails]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haunting holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Random Animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dinosaurs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stegosaurus]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I want this,]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="display:block;margin-right:auto;margin-left:auto;" alt="image" src="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/wpid-2011-12-10-16.11.15.jpg" /></p>
<p>I want this,</p>
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		<title>Product placement</title>
		<link>http://www.yardfails.com/2011/12/product-placement.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yardfails</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Future Yard Fails]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haunting holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mythical Creatures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[commerciality]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[economy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hanukkah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[horrible]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kwanzaa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[M&m]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Because the holidays weren&#8217;t already commercial enough&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="display:block;margin-right:auto;margin-left:auto;" alt="image" src="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/wpid-2011-12-06-19.05.55.jpg" /></p>
<p>Because the holidays weren&#8217;t already commercial enough&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Put &#8216;er there</title>
		<link>http://www.yardfails.com/2011/12/put-er-there.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yardfails</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[haunting holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mythical Creatures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Other human statues]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid trees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holiday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[light]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[non-denominational]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snowman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tree]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[winter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As in, &#8220;just stick it on the tree, who cares?&#8221; Sorry for the fuzziness, this is the first official mobile Yard Fail, using my fancy schmancy new Android, still getting the hang of the camera. Note that the snowman  glowman does have more face than that, my phone camera is just confused by lights.]]></description>
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<p>As in, &#8220;just stick it on the tree, who cares?&#8221; Sorry for the fuzziness, this is the first official mobile Yard Fail, using my fancy schmancy new Android, still getting the hang of the camera.<br />
Note that the snowman  glowman does have more face than that, my phone camera is just confused by lights.</p>
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		<title>Head Under Feet</title>
		<link>http://www.yardfails.com/2011/11/head-under-feet.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.yardfails.com/2011/11/head-under-feet.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yardfails</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dismemberment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[feet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[legs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sneakers with no socks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[socks with sandals]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.yardfails.com/?p=776</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This one was sent to us by Christen, who saw this while out on the job.  &#8221;I occasionally see some pretty odd things but I think this takes the cake.  I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;s someone&#8217;s misguided attempt at decorating their yard for Halloween.  Well, see for yourself&#8230;&#8221; she said. And so, I did.  The whole thing is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one was sent to us by Christen, who saw this while out on the job.  &#8221;I occasionally see some pretty odd things but I think this takes the cake.  I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;s someone&#8217;s misguided attempt at decorating their yard for Halloween.  Well, see for yourself&#8230;&#8221; she said.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/DSCN0947.jpg" rel="lightbox[776]"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-777" title="Feet" src="http://www.yardfails.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/DSCN0947-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>And so, I did.  The whole thing is a pretty big fail&#8230; legs inexplicably sticking out of the ground doesn&#8217;t really evoke a Halloween feel,  but I think my favorite part is that the legs are not wearing socks with their sneakers, and do not have the sneakers completely on their feet!  If your&#8217;re going to have something like that, at least do it all the way!</p>
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