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You know you're addicted to Youtube when

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 12:29:17 -0400

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You know you're too Fat to wear a Speedo when...

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 14:24:09 -0400

You get out of breath just putting it on
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The opposite sex looks you in the eye when you have it on
You have to add your shoelace to the suit's tie-string in order to actually tie it
You're mistakenly arrested for going nude at the beach

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you know you are a archaeologist when

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 15:22:07 -0400

You are just dying to clean the balks at every road construction site you pass on the highway.
You tell your tailor that you would like a new suit in 10YR 4/5.
You rename your diary â??My Daily Summary.â??
After finishing a piece of chicken you look for a pink tag and a brown paper bag.
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You Know You're Doing Something Right When

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 00:19:42 -0400

you have great feeling in your heart and Relaxation in mind.
You can have a sound sleep
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people starts hating you
You Can Look Yourself in the Mirror with your head high

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You Know You Have A Drinking Problem When

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 12:53:03 -0400

Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
You're conducting an experiment to see how many miles a V6 engine can of beer.
Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
When the bar owner actually carved your name onto your own barstool
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth

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you know you are bored when

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 01:15:59 -0400

you think you are using your secret mind power
you Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
you're counting the tiles in the ceiling...
you're putting the IRS 1099 form to music...
you're Dancing With the Stars in your pew during the sermon...

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you know you are an architecture student when

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 23:27:26 -0400

...'Red Bull' is you favorite drink.
...all of the Christmas gifts you give are wrapped in trace.
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...you carry a toothbrush in your backpack.
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You know you're a teenager of the early 2000s if

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 19:42:57 -0400

You remember that Harry Potter was only a kid in The Sorcerer's Stone
You ever use the word "whazzup" in everyday conversations
RealPlayer or Windows Media Player were your programs to play Internet videos
You remember where you at and what you were doing when the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks happened
Either Windows 98, Windows Me or Windows XP were your operating system of your computer

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You know you're a klepto if

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 18:08:01 -0400

wrote a check to the church for $10, and helped yourself to $9 in change from the collection plate
liberated a bird from the pet shop
picked up a penny at the fountain
scolded a kid at the park that they shouldn't own a cell phone, so you taught them a lesson
decorated your college dorm room with a traffic sign

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You know you're an EPCOT Center buff if...

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 02:17:31 -0400

You've faced a giant dog, a giant python and hoards of white mice in a theater, and lived to tell the tale.
Your idea of a space shuttle trip is one best enjoyed with a motion sickness bag.
You feel so close to the sea, you swear you're swimming without scuba gear.
Your night ends with a bang, complete with pretty colours and bright lights.
Your idea of a road trip is one over 60 miles per hour.

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You Know You Work for An American Corporation When

Fri, 13 May 2011 04:08:18 -0400

You're already late on the assignment you just got approved
Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro approved
Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital approved
Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home approved
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You Know you are now full grown up adult when

Fri, 13 May 2011 03:38:49 -0400

You watch the Weather Channel.
Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
06:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

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You Know you are technical when

Fri, 13 May 2011 03:06:51 -0400

You can talk for hours about how, in 25 years, the whole country won't have E-Mail addresses.
You set up an automatic rerouting of your e-mail to your pager.
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You check your web access_page more than once a day.

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you know you are a NFL fan when

Fri, 13 May 2011 02:14:09 -0400

you live in the team colours day after day tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, gameshirts, jackets, coats, caps, hats, etc seven days a week year round putting up with the put down looks, jeers and sneers for just daring to be different.
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you sat drinking coffee for the first time in your life to stay awake for the whole of the super bowl, even though you know your up at half 6 in the morning for school!
you plan your family holidays around the game?
you Sir Iasic Newton in a text book and imeadiatly start thinking what team Cam Newton is going to get drafted by!

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you know you are a teenager when

Fri, 13 May 2011 01:41:27 -0400

you wanna bang everyone in the room
your cell phone is always with you
going up to your room and staying there for a long period of time isn't a punishment anymore
"drama" means getting into fights and stuff like that instead of movies and plays
you feel like no one understands you

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You Know you are a weed stoner when

Fri, 13 May 2011 01:20:44 -0400

you go on your lunch break smoke a joint and talk yourself into not going back to work.
you smoke a joint while you're watching TV & you forget you're watching TV
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the only girls you date are named "Maryjane" or "Weedonia".. the only guys you date are named "Bud" or "Spliff"
you know Pres. Obama smoked the biggest joint he's ever smoked after the mission was over

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Fri, 13 May 2011 00:41:50 -0400

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Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:20:15 -0500

Daytona, New Smyrna, and Cocoa Beach are 'sucky' beaches.
theres 9 Rite-Aids, 8 Publix's,7 Wal-greens,6 Eckerds, 5 super Wal-marts, 4 super Targets, 3 Albertsons, 2 Marriots and 1small park called Disney with-in 15 minutes of each other.
Tourists are the most annoying people on the planet...
The only time you go to theme parks is when your relatives are in town.
You have a beach house and go there every weekend.

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Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:11:18 -0500

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Thu, 24 Dec 2009 04:05:37 -0500

Mrs. Ellis's room was the best room in high school.
Basketball is the way of life.
Football team...... What is football?
The smell of cow shit is normal.
Washington County Fair is the life.

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Thu, 24 Dec 2009 03:57:24 -0500

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you correct people when they call it KING_HURST!!!!!
you used to take the piss out of the crazy old bloke i knew as mad jim
you know bunnies place was the best chip shop ever
you used to steal condoms from the chemist(just me and ray on that one then lol)

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Thu, 24 Dec 2009 03:52:43 -0500

You can go out to eat at either a Mexican, Jewish, or American restaurant without leaving town.
you dont ask Mrs. Yanda a question because you know she will speak in words way over your head and you wont be able to understand the answer.
you have heard the term 'receiving a shipment' when referring to a group of hispanics/guatemalans moving into town.
you agree that what Ms. Mueller teaches is pretty much pointless....wait, does she teach anything?? who knows...
to save time you just drive over the little sidewalk in the middle of the U, so you dont have to drive all the way around.

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You know you are from Massabesic when

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 03:46:02 -0500

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..You still use your phone during school
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Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:29:46 -0500

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You love eating 'Pakoras' from Ilyasi
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Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:17:42 -0500

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U remember the old ymca
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U have seen syko mike

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Sat, 19 Dec 2009 12:36:45 -0500

You remember the "stoner" parking lot.
Going out for lunch meant walking to the gas station for pop and donuts.
You remember when Ricochet Pizza was the best and only in town!
You stole the High School sign and gave it to the filling station
You have memories of the dark, musty log cabin library on Main St.

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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:56:46 -0500

You were forced to go to every single pep rally no matter what your feelings for sports were.
You wish Mr. Hould was the principle of the high school.
You argue over what the best restaurant in town is. The Mint, China Garden or The 4 Aces.
Going to a drive in movie is not a big deal.
you pronounce 'spring creek' 'spring crick'

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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:45:59 -0500

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you know who Tony Romo is and thinks he should get a chance.
You have ever found yourself at White Fox Den at 2am.
you went to Dairy Queen after t-ball games to get ice cream in a plastic baseball hat and had to collect everyone.
You have ever been to a party in a barn.

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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:36:25 -0500

Don Ray Cable was you first cable company!!
You pronunce it Va-lay-O
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You think the best burritos are from Taco Jalisco.
If you family roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace/ Chabot Terrace/ Federal Terrace. etc.

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