<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>YoungNotions</title>
	<atom:link href="http://youngnotions.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://youngnotions.com</link>
	<description></description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2025 07:29:31 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en-US</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>
	hourly	</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>
	1	</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9</generator>
	<item>
		<title>Pussy Whipped</title>
		<link>http://youngnotions.com/pussy-whipped/</link>
					<comments>http://youngnotions.com/pussy-whipped/#respond</comments>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2014 18:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youngnotions.com/?p=4225</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[This week, members of the Russian punk performance collective Pussy Riot were beaten and whipped by Russian Cossacks while protesting in Sochi. You may remember Pussy Riot as the punk band that went to jail for nearly two years because &#8230; <a href="http://youngnotions.com/pussy-whipped/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
					<wfw:commentRss>http://youngnotions.com/pussy-whipped/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		
			</item>
		<item>
		<title>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day!</title>
		<link>http://youngnotions.com/happy-valentines-day/</link>
					<comments>http://youngnotions.com/happy-valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2014 17:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youngnotions.com/?p=4219</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Well here we are. I haven&#8217;t done a single blog this week and now my back&#8217;s up against a wall and forced to do one on Valentine&#8217;s Day as a divorced guy. For five years Valentine&#8217;s Day was a breeze. &#8230; <a href="http://youngnotions.com/happy-valentines-day/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
					<wfw:commentRss>http://youngnotions.com/happy-valentines-day/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		
		
			</item>
		<item>
		<title>Shows!</title>
		<link>http://youngnotions.com/shows/</link>
					<comments>http://youngnotions.com/shows/#respond</comments>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Feb 2014 17:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youngnotions.com/?p=4216</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Hey, friends! Here&#8217;s what I&#8217;ll be doing the next few days, jokewise! Come up and see me sometime! TONIGHT! I&#8217;ll be performing at The Benefit For Saint Mae Reinfeld. Mae is a friend of mine that got into a car &#8230; <a href="http://youngnotions.com/shows/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
					<wfw:commentRss>http://youngnotions.com/shows/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		
			</item>
		<item>
		<title>Two Reasons to Not Watch the Olympic Games in Sochi</title>
		<link>http://youngnotions.com/two-reasons-to-not-watch-the-olympic-games-in-sochi/</link>
					<comments>http://youngnotions.com/two-reasons-to-not-watch-the-olympic-games-in-sochi/#respond</comments>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2014 17:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youngnotions.com/?p=4206</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[The Winter Games begin on February 6 and I will not watch any of the events for two big reasons. The first is an act of ineffectual slactivist protest against Russia&#8217;s stance on homosexuality. Most people know that Russia passed &#8230; <a href="http://youngnotions.com/two-reasons-to-not-watch-the-olympic-games-in-sochi/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
					<wfw:commentRss>http://youngnotions.com/two-reasons-to-not-watch-the-olympic-games-in-sochi/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		
			</item>
		<item>
		<title>I&#8217;m Back!</title>
		<link>http://youngnotions.com/im-back/</link>
					<comments>http://youngnotions.com/im-back/#comments</comments>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youngnotions.com/?p=4199</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Hey, there, open mic comics and Jena&#8217;s Ren Fest friends! Sorry about the lack of blogs in the last month but I&#8217;m back to a twice a week schedule starting next week and I thought I&#8217;d mark my return with &#8230; <a href="http://youngnotions.com/im-back/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
					<wfw:commentRss>http://youngnotions.com/im-back/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		
		
			</item>
		<item>
		<title>I Don&#8217;t Even Know What Angle to Take on This Whole &#8220;Duck Dynasty&#8221; Thing.</title>
		<link>http://youngnotions.com/i-dont-even-know-what-angle-to-take-on-this-whole-duck-dynasty-thing/</link>
					<comments>http://youngnotions.com/i-dont-even-know-what-angle-to-take-on-this-whole-duck-dynasty-thing/#comments</comments>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2013 20:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[duck dynasty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GLBT]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[seriously who gives a shit]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youngnotions.com/?p=4191</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Phil Robertson, star of the wildly popular sitcom &#8220;Duck Dynasty&#8221;, stated in an interview with GQ that he thinks homosexuality is wrong and the internet has fucking exploded over it. He&#8217;s been suspended from the show, there&#8217;s campaigns to get &#8230; <a href="http://youngnotions.com/i-dont-even-know-what-angle-to-take-on-this-whole-duck-dynasty-thing/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
					<wfw:commentRss>http://youngnotions.com/i-dont-even-know-what-angle-to-take-on-this-whole-duck-dynasty-thing/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		
		
			</item>
		<item>
		<title>December Shows!</title>
		<link>http://youngnotions.com/december-shows/</link>
					<comments>http://youngnotions.com/december-shows/#respond</comments>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2013 18:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youngnotions.com/?p=4185</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Hey, sexy friends! Want to come see me tell jokes at you all jokey style? buy robaxin online galenapharm.com/buy-robaxin.html no prescription pharmacy I&#8217;ve got two shows this month and here&#8217;s where they&#8217;re going to be! COMEDY ROAST OF MR. SCROOGE! &#8230; <a href="http://youngnotions.com/december-shows/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
					<wfw:commentRss>http://youngnotions.com/december-shows/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		
			</item>
		<item>
		<title>Ten Years of Death, Sadness and Comedy</title>
		<link>http://youngnotions.com/ten-years-of-death-sadness-and-comedy/</link>
					<comments>http://youngnotions.com/ten-years-of-death-sadness-and-comedy/#respond</comments>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2013 17:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youngnotions.com/?p=4181</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Ten years ago I went to Grumpy&#8217;s in downtown Minneapolis to get a spot at a brand new open mic hosted by this new comic I met a couple times at ACME. It was in a narrow side room and &#8230; <a href="http://youngnotions.com/ten-years-of-death-sadness-and-comedy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
					<wfw:commentRss>http://youngnotions.com/ten-years-of-death-sadness-and-comedy/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		
			</item>
		<item>
		<title>Let&#8217;s Sell a Cracked iPod!</title>
		<link>http://youngnotions.com/lets-sell-a-cracked-ipod/</link>
					<comments>http://youngnotions.com/lets-sell-a-cracked-ipod/#respond</comments>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2013 18:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youngnotions.com/?p=4175</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[The other day I won a TV at work but I already have a TV so I took it back to Best Buy and got myself a new iPod instead. buy augmentin online buynoprescriptionrxxonline.com/buy-augmentin.html no prescription pharmacy The only problem &#8230; <a href="http://youngnotions.com/lets-sell-a-cracked-ipod/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
					<wfw:commentRss>http://youngnotions.com/lets-sell-a-cracked-ipod/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		
			</item>
		<item>
		<title>I&#8217;m Going to Make Apple Pie so Fucking Hard.</title>
		<link>http://youngnotions.com/im-going-to-make-apple-pie-so-fucking-hard/</link>
					<comments>http://youngnotions.com/im-going-to-make-apple-pie-so-fucking-hard/#respond</comments>
		
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Nov 2013 19:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youngnotions.com/?p=4171</guid>

					<description><![CDATA[Thanksgiving is tomorrow and I&#8217;m going to my aunt&#8217;s. For most holiday gatherings we do a potluck. The host takes care of the main dish and the guests all bring something like a side or dessert. For most of my &#8230; <a href="http://youngnotions.com/im-going-to-make-apple-pie-so-fucking-hard/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
					<wfw:commentRss>http://youngnotions.com/im-going-to-make-apple-pie-so-fucking-hard/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
			<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		
		
			</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
