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	<title>You Offend Me You Offend My Family</title>
	
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		<title>Add Your Own Caption: Scary Chair-y Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>YOMYOMF Staff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[add your own caption]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cats]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you’re not already following us on Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, you’re missing out on a lot of extras you won’t find here on our blog including updates on various Offender-related projects (like the most recent updates about our upcoming YOMYOMF Network on YouTube) and silly, fun things like “Add Your Own Caption.” This is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don’t Whore Out Your Family: A Cautionary Tale</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elko]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fisher family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[menendez brothers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mitt Romney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevada]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day the Fisher boys – Jacob, Dallin, Brayden, Carson, and Garrett &#8211; will look at this image and ask their parents a simple question: “Why?” The psychological fallout from this Romney photo-op at the Elko, Nevada, airport last week is bound to be enormous, as will be the recovery process. Some of them will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>homeless &amp; (pro)Creative</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rifestyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[affordable housing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[better luck tomorrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buying a house]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daddy fan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family home]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Finishing The Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harvey Keitel]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[To buy a home or not to buy a home?  That is the question. Actually, it&#8217;s no longer a question &#8211; I need to buy a home.  Now.  Yesterday.  Last year. I bought my first place in 2003.  A simple 1,144 sf, 2bed/2bath condo in West LA/Santa Monica.  It was a great value in a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Amazingly Manly Chinese Mashed Potato Burger</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Orange Chicken]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mashed potato burger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[McDonald's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Windows 7 burger]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve already made the irrefutable argument that fast food in Asia is a gazillion times more awesome than the fast food here in the U.S. Here’s further proof of this—behold, McDonald’s Mashed Potato Burger (available only in China): It’s a double patty burger with the usual fixings plus bacon and mashed potatoes. This is part [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FLOUNDERING FILM FLUNKEE attends the Amazing Spider-Man sneak peek!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 08:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jerome</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Floundering Film Flunkee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[500 days of summer]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Marc Webb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pikachu]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=84491</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Spider-Man films are being rebooted this year and Marc Webb &#8211; director of the incredible (500) Days of Summer &#8211; is at the helm. With Raimi&#8217;s last note on the webslinger falling a bit flat, this promising new direction makes this film one I&#8217;m thoroughly anticipating. On Monday, February 6, 2012, Sony Pictures held [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Japan is Awesome #39: Hello Kitty Hooters</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Otaku]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hello kitty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hooters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[japanese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parfait]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I think that the Japanese can’t get any more perverse inventive and awesome than they already are, they’ll do something that surprises even me. Who else would have thought to bring the magic of Hello Kitty and the magic of Hooters together in one bouncy package? Not since Reeses brought together chocolate and peanut [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Foul-mouthed Professor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Quentin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lost Causes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cantonese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[China]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hong kong]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Julian Boyd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kong Qingdong]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[“What people intentionally don’t speak Mandarin? Assholes… According to my knowledge, a lot of Hong Kong people don’t identify themselves as Chinese. They say, ‘We’re Hong Kong, and you’re China.’ These people are assholes. These people are so used to acting as dogs in a British colony. You guys are still dogs, not human. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>thanks for nothing</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/thanks-for-nothing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[From the Gut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Itch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeremy Lin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Lin]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/?p=84406</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Been getting some well wishes from people since Monday. The only problem is that I do not play for the New York Knickerbockers. That&#8217;s Jeremy Lin. Believe me, basketball is my true love, but I hit my ceiling with high school hoops and a cameo on Bill Simmon&#8217;s blog. And for future reference, you don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 200 Million Dollar Tagger</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/the-200-million-dollar-tag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:57:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alfredo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Arty Farty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cezanne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[collision course]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david choe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[de kooning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook ipo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hirst]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jay-Z]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[klimt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[linkin park]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mark zuckerberg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[picasso]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pollock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[renoir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sean parker]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[On street artist David Choe’s website, he describes himself as “homeless, wandering the earth, making good art and bad music.”  He also says he “wants to retire early, illustrate the entire Bible and paint the entire Great Wall of China.” Well, now he can do that. When Facebook goes public, Choe stands to make 200 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeremy Lin – Taiwanese Animation Flavah</title>
		<link>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/jeremy-lin-%e2%80%93-taiwanese-animation-flavah/</link>
		<comments>http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/jeremy-lin-%e2%80%93-taiwanese-animation-flavah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Philip</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Flavah of the Week]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeremy Lin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Lin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Knicks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Next Media Animation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NMA]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know you’ve really made it big if the good folks at Taiwan-based Next Media Animation picks you as the subject of their trademark animated news segments. So by that standard, Knicks baller Jeremy Lin can consider himself in the big leagues. He showed the world on Saturday what he could do if given a [...]]]></description>
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