Your New Black Friends Radio.

Episode 34 <----Click to Listen

2012-06-12T21:32:00.000-07:00

Zombies, human face meat, scariest thing to live through, we all drink wine, mother's boys, lying to get laid, wiener squeezes, gay for bacon, hating bitches, losing our virginity, ZUNE - Silversun Pickups - Busy Bees, leader or dicksucker, duckfaces, can't fall in love on Craigslist, booty juice

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Zune: Silver Sun Pickups

Episode 33 <----Click to Listen

2012-04-28T11:15:00.002-07:00

Fuck the OG, Minus The Bear, gravel pitting, monologue, Captain Planet, Brian McKnight gives zero fucks, hotel dickbanging

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Brian McKnight: Zero Fucks Given

Zune: Minus The Bear - Excuses

Episode 32 <----Click to Listen

2012-04-22T10:38:00.000-07:00

Welcome back Cam, Spitting: whose cheeseburger is this?, southerners, Scooby Snack rap, PSA: pull up your pants, ZUNE: Action Bronson - Tapas, Black Wisdom: soften the blow, time to poo

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PSA: Don't be this Guy

Action Bronson - Tapas

Show Update

2012-04-13T07:13:00.000-07:00

Due to Larry's Macbook's graphics card blowing up, the show will be on hiatus for a little while. Hopefully we'll get an episode up this weekend. Stay tuned. WE WILL BE BACK IN BUILDING.

-Larry & Neil

Episode 31 <----Click to Listen

2012-03-29T20:09:00.000-07:00

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES DURING THE FIRST 4 MINUTES

Neil's first hangover, Lazy Sunday - We Used To Dream, hoodies up for Trayvon Martin, spitting on your fucking server, we're so excited!, Lazy Sunday - A Song For Benjamin

Check out Lazy Sunday

Episode 30 <----Click to Listen

2012-03-21T10:10:00.001-07:00

St. Patrick's brownies, Black Irish, Hoboken hipster hijinx, doesn't everyone jerk off in public?, ZUNE: Chiddy Bang, Teddy Bears & Robots: the great zombie arguement, we solve your problems and chug beer...poorly

Zune: Chiddy Bang - The Opposite of Adults

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The Gentleman's Rant: Hipsters

Kony 2012 Founder Jason Russell Meltdown

Episode 29 <----Click to Listen

2012-03-15T19:37:00.000-07:00

Welcome home Randy, Steak & Blowjob Day, there's no way that Randy is fucking this girl on my bed, ZUNE: Ellie Goulding - Lights, Dominican prostitutes and liquid Viagra, Log by BLAMMO!, snootchie snatching, a lot of fucks being thrown around

Ellie Goulding - Lights

Episode 28 <----Click to Listen

2012-03-08T07:38:00.000-08:00

Introducing Cam, front lawning, ass butter, Cam's birthday, choke me sex, 112, boo loving playlists, spitting on hosts, Craigslist: platonic gold digging, boats and ramikins, Zune: Jens Lekman

Jens Lekman - An Argument with Myself

Episode 27 <----Click to Listen

2012-02-29T17:07:00.000-08:00

http://ehub24.webhostinghub.com/~yourne10/Episodes/newblackfriendsep26.mp3jacking off again, Misfits: Rape as a super power, Oscar shorts, twin date nights, Zune: Bloc Party, Spittin: breastfeeding in restaurants, Craiglists Shenanigans: ambiguous group sex

Bloc Party - Where is Home

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Oscar Nominated Animated Shorts

Misfits Season 1 Trailer - Series Available on Hulu

Episode 26 <----Click to Listen

2012-02-22T16:36:00.000-08:00

SPECIAL GUEST HOST: MELISSA SAUKA

white on white on white violence, ass and titties, CRAIGSLIST SHENANIGANS: love is a relay race, ZUNE: Sleigh Bells, full penetration, DICKPUNCH: political discourse is like a bad facebook relationship

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Sleigh Bells - Demons

Sleigh Bells - Infinity Guitars

Episode 25 <----Click to Listen

2012-02-15T22:39:00.000-08:00

Happy plan B day, crack did what crack does, kidnapping niggas in Africa, roses smell like poo-poo, words cheaters, fuck blue eyed turtles

Episode 24 <----Click to Listen

2012-02-08T22:54:00.000-08:00

Black history icons, old lady dancing, Nostalgia: JUMP, nobody robbed you Whitney, Ex-slave to former Master: you gon' pay what you owe, Zune: Mr. Ghetto is the lion king, Maps & Atlases, fucking comma animals, Spitting in Your Fucking Food: Fuck you and your birthday

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Zune: Maps & Atlases

More Mr. Ghetto

Episode 23 <----Click to Listen

2012-02-01T21:29:00.000-08:00

Drinking games, Midtown kissing, $3 blu-rays, nut juice ruins dickpunch, dead dude banging, teddy bears & robots, piano shits, baby batter and toe nails, Lion King jams, Craigslist Lothario has tinkle town madness

Official Zune: Florence and The Machine - Heartlines

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Teddy Bears & Robots:

Killer Mike - That's Life 2

The Last Dragon: SHO'NUFF!

Case - Missing You (Craigslist Background Music)

Episode 22 <----Click to Listen

2012-01-15T10:17:00.000-08:00

January 18th, Karen's google history, DMX, Growing up in the suburbs, we respect Bruno Mars & Tyler Perry but they still suck, you be you, lotion man's panhandle jingle, basement blunts, winter tv preview

Zune

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First World Problems

"Shit White Girls Say...to Black Girls"

2012-01-04T21:26:00.000-08:00

We found this video on the Youtubes today...fucking hysterical and so socially poignant. We'll be talking about it in detail on next week's episode (which may be a little on the serious side).

We've talked about some of these things in past episodes: touching black people's hair, interracial relationships, that sort of thing. But this video wraps all that stuff up in a neat little 2 minute package of comedy gold. Give it a watch...or we'll collect fraudulent welfare checks at the expense of your tax dollars.

Episode 21 <----Click to Listen

2012-01-03T19:01:00.000-08:00

No diapers, bottle popping, Larry is a Christmas thief, Neil's match.com profile, booty hole promises, dude banging, dealbreakers, cuddle problems, earthquakey people jump around, keep your head up Candace!

Episode 20 <----Click to Listen

2011-12-23T20:16:00.000-08:00

racist haiku's, that shit is not cray, Neil wants to be a horse, year of the dead douche, selling eggs & cup jacking, cPixel.com, Kendrick Lamar has Tupac flavored dreams, first world problems

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Brought you to by the guys over at kissingsuzykolber

Episode 19 <----Click to Listen

2011-12-17T06:47:00.000-08:00

Yardie food escapade, faithful listeners choose douche, dates with candy, mom & dad shout-outs, Kwanzaa coloring books, scandalous sugar hoes, Fear Factor, booty dignity, million dollar dreams, VHS or Beta

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Episode 18 <----Click to Listen

2011-12-03T06:59:00.000-08:00

RIP Patrice O'Neal, "Candy Talk" once again: No Mouth Surprises, twinkle twinkle, Dickpunch: Shucky Ducky, Montreal hooker story, Neil gets real hood over Uno's Cheddar Burgers, SUPER LONG SPITTING IN YOUR FUCKING FOOD. World AIDS day, Scrambled eggs

Patrice Lumumba Malcolm Oneal
December 7, 1969 - November 29, 2011

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Texts from Bennett is our new Favorite Thing

2011-12-01T09:15:00.000-08:00

I just stumbled upon this site while ~~not~~ working...

"These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet."
http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

17? Wannabe Gangster? Girlfriend named after a luxury car brand? Something tells me this is gonna illiterately hysterical.

Episode 17 <----Click to Listen

2011-11-29T20:47:00.000-08:00

Passionate about earphones, Larry's birthday, No cursing challenge, Thanksgiving with white people, Fitz & the Tantrums, Neil's no quitter, hip swiveling, Where does Larry live?, Schlitz vs. Steel Reserve, things that Larry has hit with a car, SAVE COMMUNITY, American Idol, toilet water, public urination, dick scales, the raccoon pee debate, imagination

PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION TO SAVE COMMUNITY FROM CANCELLATION
WWW.SAVE-COMMUNITY.COM

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Episode 16 <----Click to Listen

2011-11-11T14:27:00.000-08:00

Down goes Frazier, Heavy D-ead, Starbursts vs. Skittles, Dress code = metal detectors, clapping for weed, Gambino is a mastermind, Spitting in your Fucking Food: verbals tips, doo-doo stains and heartbreak, Dick punch: Penn State diddles kids, Neil's apology to the ladies

Note: We recorded this episode on Wednesday November 9th, a few hours before Joe Paterno was fired.

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Episode 15 <----Click to Listen

2011-10-24T23:14:00.001-07:00

being unprepared brings out the realness, jail thai massages, Neil Brian bombs on stage, how to eat pussy, hot plates, Cuff'd, basement friends, surprise porn, Hooplah!, chicken chat

Episode 14 <----Click to Listen

2011-10-16T22:10:00.001-07:00

Jail!

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Former Productive Member of Society

Episode 13 <----Click to Listen

2011-10-04T22:06:00.000-07:00

Sunday roof raising, Larry's big boy move, Neil's dirty stand-up, Wanted: rookie handjobs, craigslist arm's race, gangbanging on flavored soda, dickmeat dick fucking, Colorado dancing