Bored?

No such thing as swine flu. =.=

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:05:00 +0000

Hello. =D It has been a while huh?

Justifications..

Yes its an update. Yes, I am in Melbourne.

Yes. Melbourne has swine flu/H1N1, over 1000 suspected cases in Victoria.

Yes I am going back to Kuching on Friday/Saturday.

So swine flu is the in thing now and everybody's talking about it. So much swine flu shit here and there. ZOMFG ONE CASE OF SWINE FLU DETECTED. EVACUATE THE CITY!!!!

But here's the thing, not EVERYONE from Melbourne has swine flu dammit.
And I don't have swine flu. (Unfortunately.) I walk around Melbourne CITY everyday and I don't get sick. And there are cases of swine in Kuching TOWN?

In Melbourne, if you go into a hospital you'll see like 209412 people claiming they have swine flu, 90% of which are drunk and are complaining that their ass hurts and they cant stop coughing (while they are actually in the process of puking up dinner), and the other 10% are despo people who are perasan and they think they have swine flu and wanna be involved. So yeah, you have like 100% of stoopid people in the hospital with "swine flu". So IF there were to be someone with swine flu, like the real H1N1 shit.. its gonna spread. Where and how? Clinics, hospitals and stupid people.

Then there are sakai Kuching people who get sick by playing in the rain, drinking pipe water or by to much dota and then say its swine flu just to be special.
I know, I know, its nice to feel special but.. ughh.

Its like. So damn sakai. =.= If you cough people will think you have swine flu. If you choke on a bone people will think you're dying from swine flu. If you gym too hardcore and get muscle pain everywhere its also swine flu. You puke because you drank too much is also swine flu.

Eat char sio leh? NO SWINE FLU.

*******

And YAY. Perez got bashed. YAY!

******

And of all people, I did not get sick, not once in Melbourne (I dont mean to brag but.. =P), and of all people I deprive my body of sleep, I freeze my ass off, skip many meals, dont drink enough water and I hang around sick people. (Tyrone, Aaron, Henry, Justy, Gavin.. ;) they all got swine flu!) So the lesson is there is no such thing as swine flu and the whole thing is a conspiracy (Ashley that was for you).

No, not a conspiracy la. There are people with swine flu but not that many la. (obviously.)

Speculation and paranoia makes things worse. Why can't everyone be smart about it and take sensible precautionary measures? Eg. use more facebook, play more dota.. :P

Anyway. It would be funny if I caught swine flu in Kuching and not in Melbourne. The irony. And since swine flu originated from a pig is it halal? Seriously. Is it?

AND I WANNA WATCH TRANSFORMERS 2!!

Click to enlarge!

Quite happy with how that turned out. :D Thanks Ashley for the inspiring pig picture. lol.

FACEBOOK INCREASES CANCER?!

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:03:00 +0000

Yeah, WTH!?

Apparently Facebook may increase the cancer in you. :D ...along with burnt stuff and radioactive crap like phones and McDonalds.

Heres the original article. > Here.

So.. I dont really care, well add me on facebook =D. Yeah.. thats all. I updated! HAH.

CANCERRRRRRR...

Melbs

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:30:00 +0000

Sorry for the no updateness!

Im in Melbourne (yea really) now, yeah I moved. And, I've been busy, as usual.. shopping for survival essentials such as a vegetable washing bowl to toilet bowl cleaning brush things. What else is there to say.. Im living in a small room. 2M X 2.5M and uhh.. I do the groceries and my own laundry now (first time =P)! See. I am so grown up and responsible now. =.=

Well yeah classes start in 2 weeks and when they do.. I think I'll be pretty busy. So if there are no updates then forgive me like you always do, my dearest loyal readers. :D

And thats pretty much it. Melbourne is great btw, compared to Kuching, then again anything compared to Kuching would be great. But I do miss a couple of things in Kuching, like the food. And other stuff. Friends. =)

And I really miss my best friends.
By really miss I mean like this.

Anyway. That is all. Sorry no pics or no funnies or whatever crap...　it will be in the next post, promise. =P

Too much..

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:54:00 +0000

Okay. Too much of anything is not good and we all know that. :D I don't know what inspired this post but yeah here goes.

Too fat.

Cant eat cookies off your shoulder.

Immobile.

Discrimination.. =(

Too tall.

You get your pits licked.

You get knocked down.

Still get knocked down..

Too.. Iphone.

No explanation needed really..

Too bad.

ing drivers... them. Seriously WTF.

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:02:00 +0000

Edit: Added a tag. :D Was tagged by Liz.

Dear Liz. I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my Kid Rock-collection. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship. Go burn.

Zacq

P/S: You are so lifeless, burn yourself.

Lance you're tagged. And you too Van. :D

Its self explanatory..

Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - your dwarf bit me

April - I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of MayJune - you put cuffs on me

July - I threw up

August - I saw the shrunken head

September - we skinny dipped

October - I quoted Santa

November - your dog ran amok

December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard souffle

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

American Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

TopModel - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I`ve felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David’s tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think o

fU/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain

Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig

Foosball - Silly duck

Shopping - French kisser

Dulging for food - Cranky banana

Movies - Smelly armpits

Snacks - Horny wolf

Snooker - Tiny nipples

Bowling - Sexy grandmother

Outdoor activities - Vain pot

Having a long talk - Nose plucker

Taking pictures - Dumb bitch

Other - Burn yourself

Disclaimer: Vulgarities ahead. Like you give a damn. =P

Yes. Rant. Because I am pissed. Ranting will help me feel better. And why not so that I have something to blog about although it wont be pleasant.

Whats worse than a faggot double parking behind you?

A faggot who is supposed to go into the damned roundabout when there are NO FREAKING ONCOMING CARS BUT DOESNT. WHY? I DUNNO. SERIOUSLY RETARDED..

So I was going into the roundabout right, then theres this beige/brown proton wira in front of me... It was quite a jam so yeah. Then the roundabout was clear. I looked in front, saw him accelerating off slowly. Looked back at the oncoming traffic and it was clear, accelerated..

Bang. WTF?

The fucking wira was stationary a bit further up, and a bit more to the left. Why the hell did he stop his car in the middle of the road for no reason at all? It was an old man by the way. Maybe he had some stroke or something. Why didnt he die? That bitch. So my car kissed his cars ass which makes me wrong. But what the hell is his problem, he stopped after accelerating into the roundabout? When there was no car in front of him, fucking NOTHING.

It was as if there was some invisible wall that only he could see maybe because hes an old fucktard with impaired vision. Why is he even allowed on the road? Shitheads like him should be strapped to a bed at home left to rot and die. I dont understand how these people think.. 'Oh look! No car! I shall accelerate!...' then 1 second later.. 'hmm.. maybe I'll just. Stop here in the middle of the roundabout.. because Im a fucktard. Im sure everyone does that...' And somehow, that old man will die soon. And I will see him in the obituary. Sounds good.

In conclusion, I'm not wrong damnnit. Seriously. There should be a new law where citizens over 60 need to be reassesed. For their own sake you know? Maybe they will live longer.

Spice Girls?

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:42:00 +0000

Omg omg omg. I don't usually watch stuff on youtube but I found some seriously gay stuff.. it made me laugh! :D Maybe because their Asian, I dunno.

As you are probably wondering.. are they really gay?

Think so. And this counts as an update. Yay me.

Rain and more rain..

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 06:13:00 +0000

Its been raining for a couple of days already and I kinda just realized, but as I type this out it's stopping already.. and sunshine. Maybe its a sign from above, 'blog or it shall rain until you do'. =.=

Wow, its kinda gay to blog about the weather. But you know this is what I do when I have nothing else to blog about. Times of desperation..

Not.

I wanna rant. Rant about how too much rain sucks.

1. Because it gets my flops wet.

2. Because the damn car roof is leaking so it makes my seat belt wet.

3. Because the damn house roof is leaking. But that doesn't really matter.

4. Because theres no sun so I cant suntan.

Aerial view of my garden. Yup, my garden.

And its also quite funny. The flooding. The drains in Kuching are sooo huge (you could fit a kancil inside) and yet it still floods..

And the 'flood' isnt really deep.. especially the big puddles on the roads. What.. 40CM max?

See.. Its not that bad. :D

And then I saw some rescue truck thing towing a small boat. Then I was thinking of the possibilities... the potential.. as Malaysians..

'I IS COMING 2 SAVE U!'

And its also fun to play in the flood waters. Its like a giant muddy swimming pool. Then somehow you forget about all the dog shit that was on the road and play blissfully in the murky waters. =D

Some people try to surf with planks and other kampung crap.
But I'd rather play with my rubber duckie!

RAWR MY RUBBER DUCKIE OF DOOM.

Quick Guide to Piracy

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:00:00 +0000

Piracy, its one of those rare things about Malaysia that I will truly miss.. Something like, Sarawak and hornbills but somehow I never see hornbills flying around anywhere. =.=

And piracy is the only advantage we have. In terms of.. tourism.

There's nothing wrong with it, because our currency is weak so we're paying too much for plastic CD's. And I don't see why it is so hard to stop, so I guess they don't want to stop piracy. Because its a good thing. :)

So first the CD has to be leaked. It's a simple process really.

Click to enlarge.

So after it is leaked it is distributed by fellow pirates. Or shared online. However.. File sharing is not piracy because.. it simply isnt..

Click to enlarge.

So what is piracy?..

ARRRR... PIRACY!!

And heres a random tag if you wanna read. :D If not skip.

Tagged by Amber. :D

RANDOM FACTS :
001. Real name: zacq wong
002. Nicknames: zacq, creative right?
003. Married: nooo. married people do tags? wtf.
004. Zodiac sign: libra
005. Male or female: cant decide yet.
006. Age: 12
007. High school: Lodge =.=
008. College: RMIT? Hehehe.
009. Residence: im the girl next door. hehe.
010. Hair color: black
011. Long or short hair: short
012. Smoke: no i dont smoke. :D
013. Drink: no i dont drink. :D:D
014. Available: on tuesdays.
015. Are you a health freak: getting less.
016. Weight : =X need to say?
017. Do you have a crush?: naw. its not a crush.
018. Do you like yourself: naw
019. Piercings: naw
020. Tattoos: naw
021. Righty or lefty: leftttttt

FIRST:
022. First surgery: never!
023: First piercing: heart
024. First best friend/s: no friends.
025. First award: im lousy. =(
026. First memory: sorry short term memory, that would be something I did yesterday..
027. First pet: my brother and i do regret getting it. =P
028. First vacation: somewhere in china..
029. First concert: cant remember. T_T
030. First crush: hahahah. the baby in the incubator right after I was born. it was love at first sight I tell you.

LAST:
031. Last time you went out: make passport. =.=
032. Last time you had a good time: too long, cannot remember.
033. Last time you cried: a week ago :D
034. Last award: NO AWARD LA. dont rub it in. =P
035. Last trip abroad: SG
036. Last concert: cant remember. =.=
037. Last album you bought: cant remember.
038. Last song you played: I just woke up..
039. Last phone call: dunno.
040. Last laugh: not too long ago. =.=

PICK ONE:
041. Summer or winter: summer.
042. Rainy or sunny: sunny.
043. Britney or Christina: I like circus. =X
044. TV or YouTube: TV.
045. Oprah or Tyra: they both suck
046. McD’s or KFC: McD
047. Soccer or tennis: Soccer!
048. New york or San Francisco: New york

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating: just woke up. no food.
050. Drinking: no drink.
051. Wearing: PJ's =D
052. Im about to: look for food and eat / die from hunger - whichever comes first.

053. Listening to: silence.

FAVORITES :
054. Food: anything nice. im shallow with food.
055. Drinks: susu c!!!
056. Colors: anything la.
057. Numbers: 11, 15

YOUR FUTURE :
058. Want kids: k anything.
059. Want to get married: why not.
060. Life: maybe i'll get one.
061. Goals: be happy.
062. Where will you live: in my house. which i designed :D
063. Buy a house: build.
064. Buy a car: cars cars cars

YOUR PARENTS :
066. Love your mom?: Yes.
067. Love your dad?: Yes..
068. Are they still together?: Yes.

WHICH IS BETTER? :
068. Lips or eyes: eyes
069. Hugs or kisses: hugs
070. Shorter or Taller: shorter! LOL.
071. Lean or plump: lean
072. Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous
073 . Nice stomach or nice arms: stomach.. abs O.O
074 . Sensitive or loud: loud
075 . Hook-ups or relationships: relationship

HAVE YOU EVER :
076. Bungee-jumped: no sounds fun.
077. Shook hands with someone important: yeah. everyone is important to me... *honest*
078. Kissed a stranger: no
079. Drank bubbles: YES. lol, how did you know?
080. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes yes yes.
081. Ran away from home: no
082. Liked someone younger: I like all my friends. :D
083. Older: same.
084. Broken someone’s heart: nopeee.
085. Been arrested: lol no.
086. Turned someone down: no lah. =P
087. Cried when someone died: no.
088. Liked a friend: if not what? dislike a friend? then i'd soo call him my friend.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself: Quite strongly.
090. Miracles: Unsure.
091. Love at first sight: No..
092. Heaven: No.
093. Santa clause: Maybe. =P
094. Sex on the first date: No.
095. the more you hate, the more you love: NO! Hate is hate. :P
096. Angels: hahaha. do you believe in aliens? ahahhaa.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY : << this bitch thought i was lying all this while?! T_T
097. Is there one person you want to be with you right now?: yes!
098. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at a time?: Nope
099. Do you believe in God?: No... not yet.
100. Will you tag 10 people to continue this game: so now you think this is a game!? NO I WILL NOT TAG 10 PEOPLE YOU PISS ME OFF.

Politics that dont matter..

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:44:00 +0000

Im oblivious to politics, at a global level down to our local crap, I dont really care.

So for me this is how it all goes.. I dont know much (what a surprise. =.=). You know. I know stuff like the characters and.. sort of the storyline and a bit of the ending.

So. Once upon a time..

Well, of course there's the elections.. Obama.. as we all know.. won.

No.. thats not really right is it..

as I was saying, OBAMA... and his hope campaign thingy..

Somehow that doesnt seem right either but this time we got the colour right... OBAMA..

That seems. More correct.. and then theres the Sith Lord McCain..

And his faithful sidekick..

Whichever one will do, they both have the same mental potential.. =\

And the somehow forgotten Hilary Clinton..

Count. Thats what it says. Count.

As you can see she is standing at an very.. strategic angle. But yeah a picture paints a thousand words and this one certainly does. =P

So Obama won the elections and stuff blah blah with his successful 'Emo for Obama' campaign. Because ACTUALLY.. 70% of America is emo. But only 10% of them are OPENLY emo. And of course, Obama himself is, secretly emo too!

So now that he's president elect and stuff, he'll be moving into the WHITE house soon. And then drastic changes will take place..

Racial priorities will change.. It will be in such order..
1. Blacks 2. Mexicans 3. Asians 4. Others 5. Whites.

And they will have to remake black monopoly.. =( It was fun while it lasted..

Anyway, thats whats going on in America..

And in the meantime in North Korea..
Kim Jong Il is happily catching Pokemons. And pokemons somehow send out a lot of.. nuclear radiation which lead the US to think that the North Koreans are actually producing nuclear warheads. But the truth is that they're actually catching pokemons. And he is quite pro at it.. =P

And that is all I know about politics (if there was any). =D

Back.Yet again and again.

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:33:00 +0000

Hello... and I'm back from the dead. So you all must be wondering where I went and why I stopped blogging.

Well. It was a dark and rainy afternoon, and some unfamiliar person walked up to me. He stood tall, his beige overcoat drenched by the rain. He smirked. Then whispered loud enough so I could hear clearly, 'Your blog.. it sucks..' and it struck me; there; that second, pierced my soul, and every bit of confidence I had was drained. My legs trembled and I fell onto my knees. Unable to fathom what reality had served up, a cold ending..

And that was all I could remember. :D
No actually I just got lazy to continue crapping..

The real reason is because I am lazy. Yeah those three words.

Anyway, Im back due to popular demand. =.= Yes. POPULAR DEMAND. Whats so funny? Oh. The words, 'my blog' and 'popular' dont go together.. Haha, how could I forget. Haha ha ha ha ... ha. K nvm.

Anywayyyy. Back on topic.

Today we shall discuss the effects of swapping faces..
Yes thats right, swapping faces.

Why? Because ~~I cant think of anything else and I'm too lazy to think of something creative~~ its amusing.

THAT WAS FUNNY RIGHT?

Okay, I apologise for the lack of content. But its better than nothing right?!

Well thats all I have today, will update soon. And I dont mean in like 2 months soon, maybe in two days. =P

TMNut? Exposing the real nuts.

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:10:00 +0000

EDIT: I was not paid to do this. Lol. I was treated well.

Is it true that Streamyx is actually THAT slow?

I hear a lot of people complaining about the speed, or about the service, the price.. bla bla bla..But is it really true that Streamyx is slow?

WE KNOW its ~~culture~~ common for Malaysians to mindlessly complain and rant (Me me me!) about.. well whatever it is that ticks them off. Without assessing the problem at all.

And it rings true. Most people complain about Streamyx being slow.. saying their downloads are always soo slow.. or they keep disconnecting.. their balls too small... or they cannot connect.. or whatever, without even THINKING that the problem might not be on Streamyx's side but on their own. Why? Because they cannot blame the slow internet on themselves. They need someone to blame. Its human nature.

Life story ahead.. =.=

I've been using Streamyx for about 5 years. A 512Kbps line.. and then a 1Mbps line.

When I first got my 512Kbps line I was downloading stuff at an average of like 20-30Kbps. Being used to dial up, 20-30 was miraculous enough. Dial up was like... 5-10Kbps if I'm lucky. Then I realized I disconnected quite often. And eventually found out that part of the telephone cable outside was exposed, the one around the compound wall area of my house which had caused the disconnections. Which had also slowed down the line when it rained. Yeah, so I got that fixed and I was connected at a stable speed of 50-60Kbps. Which was reasonable for a 512Kbps.

Then after upgrading to a 1Mbps line, everything shot up to 100-300Kbps. =D

AND IT LIVED STABLY EVER AFTER. (Natural disasters like 'overdue-bills', 'tree-falling-on-telephone-line' or 'super-lightning-strike' dont count.) The end.

And here's my speed test. From KUCHING to KL.

Pretty fast? Download speed is too fast. =.=

And then there are viruses and stuff. Certain strains will make your internet super slow. But some people are unaware that their computers are infected... so they blindly blame the slow internet on TMNet...

Okay, sorry if you get lost in the nerd text.. But if you understand then gooood. =D

I said, Good.

Public wireless slow? Maybe you haven't thought of the OTHER PEOPLE using it.

Private wireless slow? Maybe there's a friggin WALL.

Then sometimes when they're downloading stuff from some server across the world (but they do not know that. The INTERNET to them is contained in their modem, less than a meter away from their computer.. how long could it take!?), and when the download is slow they think TMNet is slow, without even trying a mirror (an alternative server).

Okay if you are lost.. skip all the grey text because you will get loster. Yes. Loster.

FOR THE NERDS.

Then some people say TMNet is restricting torrent upload speeds and blocking trackers and whatnot.. ALL BS. I've been using torrents (for legal stuff of COURSE..) for ages, and my download speeds vary on the time of day (seeders and time zones)... from 1-2Kbps, to 150Kbps..

Limiting international P2P speeds? Again, not true. A bunch of dumb people making up crap. The fact that its international proves that it's bound to be a BIT slower when searching for peers and stuff but not to the extent where they cannot be tracked or with an average speed of 0Kbps. If you do get a speed of 0Kbps, it could be because THEY are slow.. or maybe because they are already uploading at maximum bandwidth and you're on que. But most people would rather think that its TMNets fault.

Random sexy folks. =D

Okay, back to english.

In a nutshell, TMNet really deserves better, and them insolent fools should get educated. It really is so much easier to put the blame on others, especially when they dont know anything about the internet (but think they do). Most of the time, the problem is on YOUR side of the fence, so think before you complain. =D

giantcornworm

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:11:00 +0000

Vince [a friend] was eating corn, and he found extra protein..

Question:

If you find a worm... and it feeds on corn for its entire life, and then the corn is steamed, and the worm is big and yellow. Will the worm taste like corn?

Click to enlarge to see the details.

A "giantcornworm"!

For those of you who dont know.. Usually corn worms are small. Small as in.. they fit between individual corn kernels. THAT SMALL. This is a giantcornworm. It's as big as the kernels.. almost. So I'd guess there would be a considerable amount of taste if the giantcornworm was eaten.

So..

To eat or not to eat?...

Just Melamine

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:20:00 +0000

Personal rant ahead. Approach with caution.

Note: Pictures in this post are mostly irrelevant because melamine is white powder and I am lazy to be creative.

Melamine, it's everywhere (in your KIDNEY TOO!!!), I'm sure you've heard of it like.. all over the papers or on TV.. with jolly health inspectors stating that [insert Chinese product here] contains 40193242 ppm of melamine. =.=

Anyway, its no surprise... Melamine, China, Chinese people, Money, Greed.
The summary of the whole damn thing. China plans to poison the whole world? A good conspiracy theory.

Then you add on.. Melamine can kill, Paranoid mothers, Sick babies, Dying babies, Gossip, Panic.

Here's what I think: If you're not an infant, and you're being picky; trying to avoid every single piece of melamine... you are gay.

You are gay because...

1. It kills INFANTS. You are not an infant.

2. You don't hear fat people dying from melamine related causes. (They are still jolly.)

3. You believe in 'what I don't know wont kill me' because; now that you are aware of the melamine in your nail polish or lipstick, you are afraid. Very afraid.

4. Kidney stones can be removed. It hurts but be a man. =D

5. Your death is not necessarily a bad thing. (You might not regret it too!)

And its funny, melamine is used in fertilizers, dyes and pesticide... And a month ago, you did not know that. No one was worried. Nothing was going on. Nothing wrong here... If someone said 'melamine' you would go... 'No you've said it wrong, it's melanin.'

So this pesticide right, its called cyromazine. I guess a pesticide would be most appropriate on a plant. So plants, they can convert cryromazine into melamine. Melamine is INSOLUBLE. It stays in the plant. You eat the plant.. blablabla. It stays in you. So you cant really break it down into urea and piss it out.

If animals like.. wild chickens or wild pigs consume -by accident -the pesticide, then melamine will accumulate in the animal. And if for some reason we unfortunately eat the animal, we get some of the melamine.

So it's not only found in diary products, but plants and animals too...that's like, everything for dinner! Free plastic! Free stuff also wanna complain complain...

Looks familiar? Bet you still can imagine the creamy goodness of PLASTIC. =D

Maybe melamine has been around for ages but we didn't really notice it until now and we're making such a big fuss over it - just because we know.
We should worry about bigger issues. Like, the oil price.. or.. radiation from handphones.. mercury in tuna and fish oil, or bad Malaysian drivers...

Hotting Up

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 13:24:00 +0000

Lacking bloggosterone, I need inspiration. Stupid people please inspire me k thanks. =D

Now, down to business...

The world is getting hotter..

And politics are apparently hotting up...

At first I was like.. "Whoaaaa... big big grammar mistake on the front page. Isnt it supposed to be something like, HEATING UP? Lousy Malaysian newspaper..."

So bloody obvious also dunno...

Don't you agree!? Yes yes?

But apparently... hotting up is grammatically correct. =O!!

Hotting Up - Usually used to describe a certain event taking place, and more commonly used by the press. Eg. Football hotting up, murder cases hotting up.

Hot up, would also be 'correct' but used as a slang.

So the papers aren't as stupid as you think they are.. thats scary.

Mac vs PC

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:17:00 +0000

Warning: Article based on personal opinions you should not take seriously.

Yes, the Mac vs PC, an endless battle which has claimed thousands of innocent nerdy lives...

Who has NOT heard of a Mac? Even the people living in the kampung kampung places 200 miles away in the middle of stupid trees know what a Mac is. Thanks to the unarguably most stereotypical advertising by ~~McDonalds~~ Apple. Mac users are portrayed by Apple to be hip, trendy, and young (and not obese), wearing sneakers with funky hair, and tend to be for the upper class ~~snobs~~ people. (and rich ~~dumb~~ blonde kinda people).

As an added bonus, Apple makes fun of Micro$oft in their ad's too. (Which are shown later.) Two birds with one apple. (Ha ha ha.)

And if you're reading this with a Mac, I'm not saying that you're a snob or you're rich. Its just what you're portrayed as. By me. Lol. Dont get offended, really, its nothing to get offended over..

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First of all. Macs are ridiculously overpriced. You pay [insert your own currency] 5000 for a Mac, and you get the same performance on a PC for 2000. So the extra 3000 is a brand thing, where you pay for the brand, where you buy yourself the rights to be stereotyped. Its merely a hype, its a hype its a hype its a hype its a hype.

So you say the Mac is more user friendly? I agree. But before the Mac was around, everyone used a PC. No one ever complained about it being hard to use. Instead, we faced the challenge, and used our brains to adapt to the daunting process of learning how to use it. But now, we don't have to. Get a Mac. There's no learning or thinking involved! Yet they say we humans are becoming smarter as time passes. But as technology advances we are in fact becoming lazier and incapable. (My opinion.)

What's even worse are those kids that get Macs because they think its cool to have one, and when anyone talks about their PC's (online or in real life) there's bound to be some intrusion into the conversation where he would shine light onto his Mac and boast away (or something along those lines). The sad part is that they make statements like 'my Mac is so much better' without any justification whatsoever, and most of the time they do not know much or anything at all about computers.

There is not much of a difference actually. A Mac and a PC, both computers, using intel chipsets, the only difference is that they are running on different Operating Systems. So.. software - games, programs such as photoshop and such. Those are software. If there were a list of compatible software with the Mac OS X and Windows, and if the list for a Mac were a meter long, Windows would be ten meters. Its the truth.

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When it comes to getting the work done, a PC is so much better, work, I mean, as in, work in an office. Imagine going to work with a Mac. Who does that? There is Windows Server Edition, is there a Mac OS X Server Edition? Dont think so.
Get a Mac Book Pro (MBP), ~~try~~ be smart, install XP, or Vista, use it. Sure its dead fast, but boiling hot too.

In an office environment, a PC would definitely win hands down. Micro$oft Office, heck it even has the word office in it, promising. Efficient yet dynamic. How about cybercafe's? If a Mac is as good as they claim to be, why are cybercafe's using PC's? And its not all about playing games.

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Viruses. Its true that PC's are much more prone to viruses and whatnot, and that Mac's are 'immortal'. Why is this so? Because hackers dont give a #@*! about Macs. All the important relevant stuff are in PC's. So more viruses are made for PC's.

Hack a Mac and what do they get? Wannabe mixed music, 497271 cam whore photos, and idiot-proof edited photos produced by the creativity of the computer.

The problem with a Mac is that it's simplicity has fallen to such a level where, simple minds linger about. Level stupid. PC too complicated? Use a Mac. Unless you're mentally challenged, an old folk with impaired vision, cancerous, or stoned, you don't need a Mac.

So now I end my rant, without taking any sides. (Unbiased too!)

And this picture summarizes everything. Click to enlarge.

So, what do YOU want? Oh and Vista sucks. Use XP.

Nothing + Tag + Batman?

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:15:00 +0000

'So I havent been updating much.' Im sure you've read that countless times over on random blogs especially those personal meme blogs. In times of desperation when there is nothing to blog about, it is a trend now, to post tags that no one reads just to prove to the world that this blogger is still alive. I am alive.

Anyway, tagged. By Sam.

People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and tag 10 people. Those who are tagged cannot refuse. And after answering all the 100 question, they have to give the one who tagged them the link. The one who’ve been tagged before don’t have to do it once more.

01 Name: Zacq, in case you forgotten.

02 Sexy: Yes I am. =P

03 Email address: .. Use the tag board easier la..

04 Birthdate: October, Near the middle.

05 Family: Alive.

06 Height: Tall for sure.

07 Weight: Undesired.

08 Something good about yourself:

09 Something bad about yourself: Anything thats not in the above.

10 Describe your personality in one word: analbumcover

11 Celebrities that you like: Anwar, the Money Not Enough 2 Ah Mah, Spongebob, anything NOT ManU, Obama..

12 Songs you like: 1, 2, 3, 4 - Plain White T's

13 Fav. Season: Haze

14 Games you’re good at: Tic tac toe, Scissors paper rock..

15 My ideal woman or man: I'd go with.. woman.

16 If you have to choose between same age/older/younger: OLDER wine is better wine.

17 Your mood right now: Ughh. Stupid long tag... screw Sam... T____T Mehhh.. So hungry... I wanna eat.. I wanna sleep right after... Food...

18 What you have in your pocket right now: Empty.

19 Sleeping out: Eating out.

20 Alcohol tolerance: Asian.

21 Drinking habits: Drink. Hungry. Eat. Puke. Regret.

22 How old were you the first time you drank: 40

23 When do you want to get married: The night after. Oops.

24 About my singing: Bad.

25 About my dancing: Worse.

26 Something I want these days: Global Warming to occur, with cool natural disasters.

27 When you’re home alone: You are.. really.. .. Alone. O.O

28 When you’re standing in front of the mirror: *pose* *pose*

29 Clothes you’re wearing right now: Oversized made for bed clothes.

30 How much money do you have in your wallet: NOT ENOUGHHHH!!! NEVER ENOUGH!!!!

31 What you want to buy for your girlfriend/ boyfriend: Salmon.

32 Does height matter to you: Does race matter to you?

33 What song do you sing when you go to sing karaoke: Those typical karaoke songs that sound horrible even when you think of it.

34 What would you do if you had plans with your friend but they never showed up: Call for backup.

35 What would you do if the person you loved cheated on you:

Sob in a corner?

36 How long will you be able to wait for the person you love: Really depends.

37 First kiss: Was a decade ago.

38 A feature you feel doesn’t need to be fixed: My heart.. *emo*

39 Feature you feel should be fixed: Malaysia

40 People you miss the most right now: All my dear friends on friendster. ... lol.

41 First love:How do we know if its ever love..

42 When you cried the most: there was a lot of tears.

43 When do you feel you’re grown up: When you can drive.

44 What you don’t like: this blog.

45 When you felt happy: I lol'ed.

46 When you were most flabbergasted: Cows are all female?!

47 Best looking person of the opposite gender you’ve seen so far: In Television.

48 Why aren’t you going out with anyone: No friends... =(

49 What you feel towards that person: ? Feel who?

50 What would you say to the people actually reading this: Lol. You care so much about me. You should come talk to me. =D

51 Something you’re most worried about: My weight.

52 When do you look most weak: When I get old and frail.

53 How do you NOT get dumped: I dont I just do. =P

54 3 things a person NEEDS:Flowerpot, Chopstick, Toothpaste

55 Your grades in school: SCHOOL? What school? Ungraded. =.=

56 #1 on your phone: AAAA - *126# , tend to call the first person. Never lock my phone.. How ignorant.

57 Phone company: Nah I dont own one..

58 Phone bill: Free

59 Place you want to go: To the moon with you. =D

60 Favorite TV program: Dont watch.

61 Movie that pissed you off: Lol. To get pissed over a movie.. thats just..

62 Movie you watched with most meaning: Da Vinci Code. Lol.

63 Most recent movie watched: War Inc. (Sucks.)

64 Movie you want to recommend: Never Back Down,

65 If you could become a character inside a movie: He would be hot.

66 How many net cafes are you a member to: One. DOTADOTADOTA..

67 Which do you go to most often: None. Dont go often.

68 What you feel about this cafe?:They all suck. Home owns!

69 What you want to say to the starter of the cafe?: Wtf is with cybercafe questions. O.O... Who cares!

70 You believe it is okay to marry someone else to save the person that you love: Lol. Why not. Marriage is a superficial act of creating financial bonds, which does not require love or such. Divorce is possible after loved one is saved.

71 What would you do if your parents didn’t bless your decision to get married: Then the [insert holy figurine here] will bless me instead! HAH.

72 Do you think you’re a player: Definitely, Dota player.

73 What time do you wake up: Dunno. 10AM, 12PM, 12:30PM, 1PM, 2PM.

74 When you go to sleep: When I close my eyes for a long long time.

75 If someone you met for the first time asked for your number: 0123456789

76 What would you do if you liked someone at a meeting: Drink more coffee.

77 Celebrity you want to go out with: Dont want to.

78 How many kids do you want: 37

79 Something you really want to be good at: Waking up.

80 What I want to be in 10 years: Taller.

81 Someone you’re jealous of right now: People with better cars. (Everyone.)

82 A word that you use a lot: Lol. Haha. xD

83 What I do when I first wake up: SNOOOZZZEEEEEE.

84 What would you do if you picked up a million dollars: Return it to its owner. Its just a million. O.O

85 What would you do if you became invisible: TO THE BANK!!!

86 Singer you think is the best singing live: Britney Spears. (Has she ever NOT lipsynched?) There was sarcasm mind you.

87 Singers you don’t understand why they even sing:Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Paris Hilton... all those actor-turn-singers and such.

88 A kind of man you don’t like: Douchebags.

89 A kind of woman you don’t like: Douchebagettes.

90 What would you do if you found someone you love more than the person you’re dating right now: Love the person Im dating more. =D

91 What would you feel if you met someone you’ve broken up with: Lol. Hi. Just passing by. =D

92 Most important possession: 4 leaf clovers.

93 What you do when you first get online: Sign In.

94 What surprised you the most: IM ON 94!!!!!

95 What you do when you can’t fall asleep: Think more so I cant sleep.

96 What do you think you were in your past life: A plant. A short plant. Mushroom?

97 If you were to be born again: I will drink milk and jump everyday. =D

98 What are you going to do after you finish this: Arctic Fishing.

99 How honest were you: Enough to believe.

100 What do you want to say: Gah. Lazy to think already la.. worse than job interview. T_T

And I have proof that Batman is in fact, Javanese. And is somehow related to Superman. =\

Dont know how old this is but it seems like old stuff. NO I did not photoshop it. O.o

Not the normal tag..

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:44:00 +0000

I got tagged. BUT DO NOT FRET, YOU WILL WANT TO READ THIS ONE.

Tagged by Zoe. =D

Rules (BOOORINGGG) :

The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his / her perfect lover .

Have to mention the gender of his / her perfect lover.

Tag 8 other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.

If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.

Lastly , and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT .

Gender of Perfect Lover : Sponge, female (I'll explain later), more specifically, BOB, SpongeBob.

8 Different Points About Perfect Lover :

- GREAT COOK - It's a fact that SpongeBob makes the best crabby patties in Bikini Bottom!

- RESPONSIBLE AND TOLERANT - Remember the episode where SpongeBob and Patrick finds an orphaned clam, and decides raise the clam together? Yeah, remember how Patrick did nothing, and left SpongeBob at home cleaning the house, taking care of the baby clam for days? This shows how much commitment and tolerance she has, perfect for a relationship.

- ATHELETIC - Jellyfishing (dangerous) and Snail racing, what more could you ask for?!

- PINEAPPLE - SpongeBob lives in a giant pineapple! Who WOUDLNT want to live in a giant pineapple!? Hungry? Bite!

- FUN - She loves to blow bubbles, has a pet snail.. GARY! And plays in the snow (the snowball fight episode?). OH! And she can sing! (like a man? o.O)

- SPONGE - Physically and emotionally, soft, nice to hug, can absorb water, in case any is spilt around.

- MONEY - Dosen't work for money, but because of passion; and is still somehow rich despite Mr Krabs stingyness.

Most importantly..

no not the words on the pic.. =\

- HOLES - SpongeBob has many. Okay, I shut up now. =P

Large Hadron Collider

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:12:00 +0000

Being the nerd that I am, I bring to you more scientific information for cool kids like you. =D

See, its large.

Behold, the LHC, Large Hadron Collider. Im not gonna make up something like 'LHC stands for Loser Had Cake', because this is SERIOUS BUSINESS. (Nerds! Click on the wiki link for more orgasmic information!)

So this LHC thing is a particle accelerator. Okay, so a particle accelerator is this thingy you use to produce magnetic fields (with magnets!), and then these magnetic fields collides small particles. Why do we want to collide small particles?

Because you know those scientist people in lab coats? It turns them on.

So you're wondering why its such a big deal.. who cares about this large thingy.

First of all, its LARGE. The tunnel is 27KM long. 27KM!!!! Thats like.. Kuching to Damai? And its underground. And while its in operation, the magnets will contain 10,000,000,000 Joules of energy. (About the same energy content as 230KG of pure fat.)

So the main concern is that, they're gonna collide these particles (skip the scientific detail) and while colliding, there is a chance (a very small chance?) that... mini black holes will be created.

And if you still don't get it, black holes are bad. Imagine, an invisible ball... which starts off really really small.. then whatever it comes into contact with, is 'eaten' and becomes part of this ball, making it.. bigger.. and bigger and bigger. Eventually, consuming the whole world.

The world will end on the 10th of September?

Thats when they're gonna launch a beam through the LHC for the first time to see what happens. Which is in 2 days time.

The good news is that we wont die first, if it happens. But the bad news is we still die. :D

But sadly...

"A new report provides the most comprehensive evidence available to confirm that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC)’s switch-on, due on Wednesday next week, poses no threat to mankind."

Awww. No fun, lets just hope they're wrong.

Guys & DotA

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:07:00 +0000

It has been the most sought after answer, to why guys DotA. Because there is more to 'they're just losers' (partly true) or because 'they have no friends' (partly true again. =.=). As I understand what it's like (I DOTA! :D), I've conducted multimillion dollar experiments with hours of extensive research to come up with an logical answer, a breakthrough in science.

First, what is this.. DotA you ask. Well, to keep things simple and easy to understand, DotA is a game, that you play on the computer, with other strangers/losers/geeks (whatever you want to say) across Malaysia. Attempts to play with people overseas will produce a phenomenon known as.. the lag. A lag is when there is a temporary pause (couple of seconds) within the game.

This lag stimulates the limbic lobes in the limbic system of the brain through a visual impulse. Stimulation of these lobes produce uncontrollable anger. Players tend to get impatient and start swearing.

DotA requires teamwork as a game consists of 2 teams, with 5 players on each team.

Each player controls a 'hero'. They use their heroes to go around killing their opponents heroes.

You should have heard about levels somehow or another. Like in a typical conversation between two DotA victims. Well, these heroes can gain levels, and it lasts as long as the game is in play.
DotA should not be mistaken as something like MapleStory. =.= Levels are not kept after the game ends. Its like football. You do not keep the goals you score.

MapleStory is a different addiction. Which affects only females, however, it also affects ball-less guys. =D

The statistics:

- You ask any guy if they've played DotA today, and 50% of the time, its a yes.

- 2 in 7 relationship problems are caused by DotA.

- Each year, 24,000 innocent lives are lost because of DotA.

Okay so they're not so true but you know, DotA kills people, it ruins relationships, it turns you into stone like Medusa (not the dota character you freak).

The Addiction

Now I shall answer the biggest question ever asked, bigger than the Mary Magledene crap.

DotA is known as the only visual drug up to date, which enters the bloodstream through the eyes. DotA has a half life of 5 hours, and on average, 20mg of DotA is absorbed per hour of gaming. It is only effective on males, due to the lateral gender differences in the brain. In friendly terms, DotA is known as Defence of the Ancients. But thats bullcrap.

DotA is derived from 'Do' for Dopamine 't' for Tanha and 'A' for Acrasia.

The discovery of DotA dates back to the Archaic periods of the ancient Greek, hence the term Acrasia; used in philosophical literature, which means a lack of self control, or a weak will. This is experienced with DotA, where not playing is desired but, the victim plays anyway.

In Buddhism, Tanha means thirst or craving. This is also experienced by DotA victims. It is believed that the Buddha was one of the first few to ever experience DotA at 550mg. At this point he was said to have attained the great enlightenment.

Confucius was also one of the very few pioneers of DotA. Many of his famous quotes derived from his experiences with DotA.

"Do not worry about holding high position; worry rather about playing your
proper role." - Confucius

Dopamine, a hormone responsible for feelings of motivation and reward while also increasing heart rate and blood pressure. This is experienced by DotA players too.

So basically DotA is Dompamine Tanha Acrasia, which would mean, a motivation for craving, without self control. Reward is gained when a player wins the game. So there's also a desire to win. If the victim does not win, he enters a state of dissatisfaction and anxiety.

Okay, an example.

Lets say I play DotA for an hour, I would have 20mg of DotA in my bloodstream, which would already produce slight emotional effects. At 10mg the effects would still remain, but at a lesser magnitude. At 5mg, the effect of DotA is wearing off. There would be no more extra dopamine, however there is still a craving. The induced acrasia is purely psychological and can only be overcome by mental strength. The craving lasts for as long as there is more than 0.43mg of DotA

So the effects of an hours game of DotA would last for at least another 24 hours.

Which is why, an average DotA addict must play at least one game a day. Any questions class? =)
So dont get pissed if someone plays DotA for 5 hours straight, its the drug, not them, they do not have the control to stop themselves, so the only option is to join em. =D

Black Screen of Doom

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:46:00 +0000

OMG? SERIOUSRY?

The Black screen? Is it true?

I quote some random source:

"Starting on Wednesday, roughly one third of the nearly 8.6 million Malaysian Windows XP Pro users will experience the blackouts, according to The Star Online. Once one of these "blackouts" occur, a user will need to reset the machine’s desktop background to regain access. Only problem is- when 60 minutes are up, the black screen will reappear and the user must go through the whole process again."

And, Im not making it up, I heard it on the radio too. The link to the article by The New Straits Times.. HERE

I dont know how this weird black screen works but... we are all in grave danger.. ~~unless you are rich and got ripped off into buying original micro$oft crap~~. Note that, although it is crap; it's still better than any apple. ;D

Then again. Its some Malaysian organized plan. What are the chances of success?

Pretty low. Well I think I've found a way to avoid this dumb occurence (if it actually happens). So if it actually happens, I shall update this post. =)

A lesson in life: Believe in unicorns.

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:47:00 +0000

When in doubt... summon magical unicorns.

And now he knows what to do.

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:03:00 +0000

Tagged by SKim :D

I think I'm supposed to use pictures to answer.. GOODIE! Words are not really needed.. so think.

1. The age you will be on your next birthday.

2. A place you'd like to travel to.

3. Your favourite place.

4. Your favourite food.

5. Your favourite pet animal.

6. Your favourite colour combination.

7. Your favourite piece of clothing.

No, just kidding, its actually..

This.

8. Your all time current favourite song.

By Lady GaGa.

9. Your favourite TV show (currently).

10. The first name of your significant other/crush.

11. The town you live in.

12. Your first job.

13. Your dream job.

14. A bad habit you have.

15. Your worst fear.

16. One thing you'd like to do before you die.

And finally, I tag... AMBER, for asking me whats wrong with my cb. =P

Avril too sexy for Malaysians, apparently.

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:40:00 +0000

Omg. Totally WTF-ness.

Warning: Post may contain vulgarities. Lol.

Im not an Avril fan. But I quote E!..

"A hard-line Islamic opposition party in the Southeast Asian country is calling on the government to scuttle an upcoming concert featuring the "Sk8er Boi" singer, calling her stage act way "too sexy" for local tastes."

"Officials with the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party's youth wing contend Lavigne's Aug. 29 performance in Kuala Lumpur would set a bad example for citizens, especially coming two days before the nation's Aug. 31 Independence Day holiday."

Okay so some party full of gay fags think that Avril is too sexy for them but who gives a shit about their gay asses. AND, who do they think they are knowing what our local tastes are? I like pork. :D But unfortunately; because they disapprove of this, no one gets to watch the concert.

He is not the person responsible for this. lol.

' "It is considered too sexy for us...it's not good for viewers in Malaysia," party official Kamarulzaman Mohamed was quoted by the Associated Press as saying. "We don't want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models."

Kamarulzaman subsequently sent letters of protest last week to Malaysia's Culture, Arts and Heritage Ministry and Kuala Lumpur's mayor demanding the gig be canceled. '

OMG? This guy thinks that we're all climbing around coconut trees and swinging around here and there. Its as if he thinks that there is no such thing as the INTERNET. Too sexy? Anyone can go online and search for 'sexy' on google. So why not get rid of the internet? He even sent gay letters of protest. Despo bitch.

"Additionally, artists are not allowed to wear anything revealing and must cover themselves from the chest to the knees in line with conservative Muslim edicts."

=.= So I guess if you're looking forward to seeing Avril, dont be. Shes gonna be covered in black cloth, like a walking letterbox.

I quote again..

"A number of notable Western entertainers have run into trouble performing in Malaysia. Beyoncé axed a date in the country and instead booked a show in Indonesia rather than try to adhere to the country's stringent standards.

Christina Aguilera avoided the country altogether during a trek through the region last year, while Gwen Stefani decided to forego the belly-button ring and her usual stripped-down fashion statement to placate the powers that be."

Its not a good thing. Celebrities wont want to come here to perform. Its good enough that they WANT to come and perform, but be an asshole and give them rules and shit? They might as well go to Singapore. We are true champions. =.=
Malaysia Boleh!

Okay. Done ranting. The |$@ wont unfairly detain me for this right? =P

Random Music 21/08/08

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:37:00 +0000

Again. Because there are some super fantastic albums out this week.

Starting with the hardcore rocks..

Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone

Release August 26th

Usually I wouldnt listen to Slipknot, but their recent (4th) studio album, Hope Is Gone, is really different from the rest. If you're not into the heavy metal kinda thing then skip this. Their music now consists of acoustic guitars and other additions, even clean singing (well in just one track, Sulfur). Most tracks have a clean melodic progression, which shows a more mainstream (less extreme?) side of Slipknot. I like. Especially the crazy percussion.

To the less hardcore..

Staind - The Illusion of Progress

Released August 19th

Staind, probably best known for their older songs 'Its been a while', and 'So far Away' are now back with their 13-track album, The Illusion of Progress. The songs on this album are so much lighter than previous. With a smaller impact, which makes it somewhat radio friendly. If you're expecting something better than their previous albums or at least at par, this album would be as it states: an illusion of progress. The conclusion? If you dont mind Staind at a lighter level, this album is for you.

And to the piano rocks..

Jack's Mannequin - The Glass Passenger

Release September 30th?

Havent heard from them in a while, due to the lead singer having cancer and all, they're back. The album will be in stores in about a month and a week, but its leaked. Bad bad record label. I wouldnt say it's their best album... Somehow, the songs get repetitive and sound the same. Don't get it. After being MIA for so long, guess they should have stayed that way..

And ending with probably the best release this ~~week~~ year..

Lady GaGa - The Fame

Released August 19th

Woah. Incredible debut album. Seriously very very hot. If you thought Just Dance was good then the rest of the album would be like... ten times more addictive. Every song is addictive until its soo unfair, Im hooked. The Fame showcases a variety of her talents as an artist, covering hard dance tracks, reggae, and to the more vocal centered tunes, all rolled up in her addictive magic. This album is a drug. Perfect. Cant wait for her next album already.
If you have ears you'd get this album.

Tagged. Things you care a lot about me.

noreply@blogger.com (Zacq) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:17:00 +0000

No seriously you should read these. Okay fine, its long, if you dont like it, skip this post. :D

I will try to make this as painless as possible.. =.=

Rules:

1. tag 3 ppl

2. answer all truthfully

3. take it in public! < I dont get it. =.=

Info (You care SO much.)

[?] I am shorter than 5'4 [LOL am I?]

[ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes. [Sorry. I dont.]

[ ] I have many scars. [Physical or emotional shit?]

[X] I tan easily.

[ ] I wish my hair was a different color. [Sure dont wanna be blonde..]

[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [Wtf?]

[ ] I have a tattoo.

[X] I am self-conscious about my appearance. [Vain]

[ ] I have/I've had braces. [Too poor.]

[X] I wear glasses

[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free [The painnnn!!]

[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger [Never.. =(]

[ ] I have more than 2 piercing

[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.

[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life (You care even more...)

[X] I've sworn at my parents. [Tsk tsk. Bad son.]

[ ] I've run away from home.

[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.

[X] My biological parents are together.

[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.

[X] I want to have kids someday. [They will be tall.]

[ ] I've lost a child. [You mean like.. misplaced?]

School/Work (BORING!)

[ ] I'm in school [YAY.]

[ ] I have a job [Jobless fag.]

[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school

[ ] I almost always do my homework [Lol. Loser nerds. =P]

[?] I've missed a week or more of school [Cant remember...]

[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. [WTF is an honour roll? =.=]

[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year [Nope.]

[ ] I've stolen something from my job

[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment

[X] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. [Intentionally.]

[?] Disney movies still make me cry. [When I was 5?]

[ ] I've peed from laughing [Omg sick.]

[X] I've snorted while laughing [Like a true pig.]

[?] I've laughed so hard I've cried [Tears came out? Didnt 'cry'.]

[X] I've glued my hand to something [Spiderman.. spiderman..]

[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health

[X] I was born with a disease/impairment [Im short. Who isnt born with some random health issue?]

[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.

[ ] I've broken a bone

[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.

[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.

[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed

[ ] I had a serious surgery.

[X] I've had chicken pox. [Mmmmm chicken...]

[ ] I've had measles

Traveling

[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day [I dont think my car can last..]

[X] I've been on a plane [Lol.]

[X] I've been to Canada

[ ] I've been to Mexico

[X] I've been to Niagara Falls.

[X] I've been to Japan

[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. [I want.]

[ ] I've been to Europe.

[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences

[X] I've gotten lost in my city. [I guess.]

[ ] I've seen a shooting star

[ ] I've wished on a shooting star

[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.

[ ] I've gone out in public in my pyjamas

[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator

[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts

[X] I've been to a casino.

[ ] I've been skydiving.

[ ] I've gone skinny dipping

[X] I've played spin the bottle.

[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour

[ ] I've crashed a car [hehehehe...]

[X] I've been Skiing. [In Canada! Snow is actually quite cold.. O.o]

[X] I've been in a play.

[X] I've met someone in person from myspace. [As in like. Someone I already know.. O.o]

[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue

[X] I've seen the Northern lights [National Geographic always show...]

[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night. [Would break.]

[ ] I've played chicken. [Whats this?]

[?] I've played a prank on someone [I guess?]

[X] I've ridden in a taxi. [....]

[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[X] I've eaten sushi.

[ ] I've been snowboarding. [Want.]

Relationships (How emo are you?)

[X] I'm single [Lalalalalalala..]

[ ] I'm in a relationship

[ ] I'm engaged.

[ ] I'm married

[ ] I've gone on a blind date.

[?] I've been the dumped more than the dumper. [Perhaps..]

[X] I miss someone right now.

[X] I have a fear of abandonment. [Lol. Getting ditched.]

[ ] I've gotten divorced

[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. [CB getting personal.]

[?] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. [Perhaps.]

[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.

[X] I've kept something from a past relationship. [Lol. Memories and pain?]

[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex. [GAY GAY GAYYYY..]

[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.

[ ] I am a cuddler. [What?]

[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.

[ ] I've hugged a stranger.

[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty and crime (Because Santa needs to know.)

[X]I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.

[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. [Done this done that promise here and there blablablablablabla...]

[ ] I've snuck out of my house.

[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am

[X] I am keeping a secret from the world.

[X] I've cheated while playing a game.

[ ] I've cheated on a test.

[X] I've run a red light [Just now, in front of a police car. T_T]

[ ] I've been suspended from school.

[ ] I've witnessed a crime.

[ ] I've been in a fist fight.

[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol

[X] I've consumed alcohol [Lol. Level 1.]

[?] I regularly drink. [How regular?]

[X] I've passed out from drinking. [Fell asleep?]

[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.

[ ] I've smoked weed

[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.

[ ] I've eaten shrooms.

[ ] I've popped E.

[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.

[ ] I've done hard drugs

[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick

[X] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.

[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.

[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.

[ ] I take anti-depressants.

[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.

[X] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. [Being lazy. :D]

[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.

[ ] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide

[ ] I'm afraid of dying.

[ ] I hate funerals.

[X] I've seen someone dying [Everyone is dying..]

[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide. [So they say..]

[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.

[ ] I've planned my own suicide.

[ ] I've attempted suicide.

[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself. [Lol. Thats sad. =.=]

Materialism (How rich are you?)

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.

[X] I own an iPod or MP3 player.

[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. [Hahahahahah. Unhealthy.]

[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.

[ ] I own something from Hot Topic. [What apaaa? ME IS FROM KUCHING..]

[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.

[ ] I collect comic books.

[ ] I own something from The Gap

[ ] I own something I got on e-bay [Lol. Ripped off?]

[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random

[ ] I can sing well [Wish I could.]

[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. [Wtf a TRAY?]

[X] I open up to others easily. [I guess.]

[X] I watch the news.

[ ] I don't kill bugs.

[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.

[X] I curse regularly.

[ ] I sing in the shower. [Cannot sing.]

[ ] I am a morning person. [Hell no.]

[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. [HAHA ripped off.]

[ ] I'm a snob about grammar. [Anything la... you retarded not my problem.]

[X] I am a sports fanatic. [But I suck at every sport I play..]

[ ] I twirl my hair.

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[ ] I love being neat.

[ ] I love Spam [Spam and egg...]

[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day

[X] I bake well. [I'd taste better roasted tho.]

[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue

[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.

[ ] I like Martha Stewart.

[X] I know how to shoot a gun [I PLAY CS!!! =D]

[ ] I am in love with love.

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[X] I laugh at my own jokes [Hahahahaha?]

[ ] I eat fast food weekly.

[ ] I believe in ghosts.

[X] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.

[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.

[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.

[X] I am really ticklish [Its true.. =\]

[ ] I love white chocolate

[ ] I bite my nails.(when i was young)

[X] I play video games.

[ ] I'm good at remembering names. [Bad memory.]

[ ] I'm good at remembering dates. [Very bad memory.]

[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. [I'd like to be happy.]

I tag people 1, people 2 and people 3.

Bored?

No such thing as swine flu. =.=

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Spice Girls?

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Not the normal tag..

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Tagged. Things you care a lot about me.

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