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KATALOG SOPHIE PARIS EDISI DESEMBER 2012

2012-12-04T07:15:00.000+07:00

Dear all,

Katalog terbaru Sophie Paris sudah terbit...

Untuk yang ingin order atau gabung member mampir kesini ya..

MAMPIR

CARA HEMAT POTONGAN BONUS SOPHIE PARIS

2012-10-27T07:26:00.001+07:00

Masih terima kiriman Bonus Statement dan EasySell setiap bulan via pos? Lumayan ya biaya EasySell Rp7.000,- mengurangi pendapatan bonus bulanan kita. Ada solusinya kok. Sophie Paris juga menawarkan alternatif pengiriman Bonus Statement dan EasySell secara elektronik ke alamat email para member Sophie Paris. Dalam email Sophie Paris akan berisi Bonus Statement dan EasySell (berupa link file untuk didownload) dan daftar member kamu yang naik peringkat dan bonus retur.

Bagaimana caranya?
Download formulir disini.
Isi sesuai permintaan formulir dan jangan lupa ditandatangan.
Kirimkan melalui fax ke (021) 7590 9229 atau melalui email file hasil scan ke sophie.care@sophieparis.com.

Beberapa keuntungan terima Bonus Statement dan EasySell via email:
Irit Rp7.000,- tentu saja.
Ikut mengurangi penggunaan kertas sekaligus membantu memelihara kelestarian alam Indonesia.
Lebih cepat, karena ngga perlu nunggu pengerjaan surat dan memangkas waktu kirim.

KATALOG SOPHIE PARIS EDISI OKTOBER 2012

2012-10-14T19:00:00.002+07:00

Dear all,

Katalog edisi terbaru sudah terbit ^_^ berlaku tanggal 22 Oktober 2012, tapi tanggal 15 Oktober 2012 uda bisa order lho..

Ada program untuk sponsor yang membeli 2 BSK dapat payung gratis..Untuk pembelian 4 buat katalog, cukup bayar 54.000 dan dapat tas Go Green..

Yuk yang mau gabung , buruan dari sekarang..biar ngga kehabisan BSK, ngga kehabisan barang, biar bonusnya juga dapat lebih banyak..

Hanya Rp 50.000,- keanggotaan seumur hidup lhoo...

SILAHKAN LIHAT dan PILIH BARANGNYA di KATALOG SOPHIE PARIS ONLINE ini ya

ALAMAT BC SOPHIE MARTIN PARIS SELURUH INDONESIA

2012-09-22T09:41:00.000+07:00

Sebagaimana telah diuraikan di tulisan cara daftar jadi member Sophie Martin Paris Indonesia, aku sarankan kamu daftar jadi downline dengan cara kedua, yaitu mendatangi langsung Business Center (BC) Sophie Paris yang terdekat dengan kamu, dengan berbagai keuntungan jangka panjang. Banyak pesan yang masuk dari para pengunjung, baik lewat email, inbox FB, atau sms yang menanyakan alamat BC Sophie Martin Paris di kotanya masing-masing. Daripada aku berulang-ulang kasih link download infonya buat para penanya, sekarang aku kumpulkan di tulisan note FB. Kamu tinggal pilih kota atau provinsi mana yang jadi target pencarian, kemudian klik di sini dan temukan BC terdekat di kotamu..

DAFTAR MEMBER SOPHIE PARIS

2012-09-04T07:59:00.000+07:00

Mau join Sophie Paris..?? Join member SOPHIE PARIS yuukkk hanya dgn membayar membership fee Rp 50.000 atau langsung berbelanja minimal Rp 170.000 (harga katalog) langsung otomatis bisa jadi member seumur hidup + diskon belanja member 30% &bonus + keuntungan untuk member lainnya juga lhoo....

Untuk pengiriman staterkit, ongkirnya ringan karena aku kasih subsidi buat downlineku : Jawa FREE ONGKIR; Sumatera & Bali Rp15.000,-; Sulawesi, Kalimantan, Maluku & Nusa Tenggara Rp35.000,-; serta Papua Rp80.000,-
Misalnya kamu dari Kalimantan, maka biayanya Rp50.000,- + Rp35.000,- = Rp85.000,-.
Pengisian data dapat dilakukan dengan formulir pendaftaran online Sophie Paris disini (klik).

Selain cara di atas [RECOMMENDED] ada cara lain yaitu kamu bisa datangi salah satu outlet Sophie Paris terdekat di kotamu. Untuk info daftar BC terdekat bisa hubungi aku ya. Lalu katakan mau daftar jadi member dan bayar Rp50.000,-. Ntar dikasih kit dan disuruh isi formulir pendaftaran. Isi formulir sesuai biodata di KTP dan rekening bank sebagai tempat untuk transfer bonus dari Sophie Paris. Jangan lupa isi data sponsor dengan data:

Nama Sponsor: Sus Erewati

ID Sponsor: 7000 403697

Jangan dikosongkan data sponsor tersebut ya say. Nah, setelah diisi terus di fotocopy dan diserahkan kembali ke BC beserta fotocopy KTP + fotocopy hlm. pertama buku rekening. Terus sms/inbox ke Facebook aku: nama, nomor ID Sophiemu, dan no. rekening bankmu. Setelah aku cek ke Sophie, aku kirim bonus ke kamu ..

INFO SMS ke 089.8344.1312 (Susi)

Mari bergabung bersama Sophie Paris Indonesia ^__^

* Keanggotaan Sophie berlaku di BC seluruh Indonesia, termasuk diskon dan bonus, meskipun data BC & sponsornya jauh.

INFO RALAT KATALOG SOPHIE PARIS EDISI SEPTEMBER 2012

2012-09-03T09:21:00.002+07:00

INFO RALAT KATALOG EDISI SEPTEMBER 2012 :

1. Halaman 18 :
tertulis : Tas Morlaix (CL104HV) Rp 389,900,-
yg benar : Tas Morlaix (CL104HV) Rp 398,900,-

2. Halaman 39
tertulis : Tunique Lanika ref. TLANS (small), TLANM (Medium), TLANL (Large), TLANXL (Extra Large)
yg benar : Tunique Lanika ref. TLNAS (small), TLNAM (Medium), TLNAL (Large), TLNAXL (Extra Large)

3. Halaman 52
gambar : Jeans Andie : belt loop ada satu (1).
yg benar : Jeans Andie : belt loop ada tiga (3).

4. Halaman 76
untuk Blouse Cerisier, seharusnya tertulis harga hanya Rp 169,900,-

5. Halaman 229
tertulis : Tas Odyssee (TVS6) Rp 279,900,-
yg benar : Tas Odyssee (TVS6) Rp 299,900,-

6. Halaman 219
tertulis : Naturallly French Soap Package ref. NSFP
yg benar : Naturallly French Soap Package ref. NFSP

7. Halaman 205
tertulis : Koshize Silk Powder Natural ref. KSPLN
yg benar : Koshize Silk Powder Natural ref. KSLPN
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Oke , silakan diralat di katalog masing-masing !

KATALOG SOPHIE PARIS EDISI SEPTEMBER 2012

2012-09-03T09:11:00.000+07:00

Dear all,

Akhirnya hari ini katalog sophie paris terbaru sudah mulai berlaku, meski sebelumnya saya sudah sempat upload katalog edisi September ini di facebook tanggal 23 Agustus 2012 + borong beberapa katalog di BC tanggal 28 Agustus 2012 lalu ^_^

Ada program untuk member baru tas cantik syarat belanja langsung Rp 200.000,-

Yuk yang mau gabung , buruan dari sekarang..biar ngga kehabisan BSK, ngga kehabisan barang, biar bonusnya juga dapat lebih banyak..

Hanya Rp 50.000,- keanggotaan seumur hidup lhoo...

SILAHKAN LIHAT dan PILIH BARANGNYA di KATALOG SOPHIE PARIS ONLINE ini ya

Lowongan Kerja di Malang (per 14 Juli 2012)

2012-07-14T07:46:00.001+07:00

PT Cipaganti Citra Graha (exp: 11 Agustus 2012)

Posisi : Kasir

Persyaratan :

- Pria/Wanita Usia 20-35 tahun

- Pendidikan Minimal SMK /D3 Akuntansi IPK min 2,75

- Ulet ,dan teliti dalam bekerja

- Memahami aplikasi komputer Akuntansi

- Berpengalaman dibidangnya min 1 th

- Menguasai aplikasi komputer (Ms Office)

- Siap bekerja sistem shift

- Penempatan Malang

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Lamaran, CV lengkap & Pas foto terbaru dikirim melalui email ke :

hrd.jatimbalicipaganti.co.id

PT Mayatama Manunggal Sentosa
Posisi & Persyaratan :
1. IE Officer (Industrial Manager)
Syarat :

- Pendidikan min. D3 / S1 Business Development
- Pengalaman bekerja di bidang terkait minimal 1 tahun
- Pelamar harus bersedia untuk bekerja di Malang

- Full-Time
2. Purchasing Manager
Syarat :
- Pria / Wanita
- Usia maks. 35 th
- S1 Ekonomi, Ilmu Pengetahuan Bisnis / Manajemen / Administrasi atau setara
- Minimal 4 tahun dari pengalaman bekerja di bidang terkait
- Menguasai komputer (Ms. Office)
- Pelamar harus bersedia untuk bekerja di Malang
- Full-Time
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Lamaran dikirim ke :

Jl. Perusahaan 35, Karanglo, Singosari - Malang

PT Infomedia Nusantara

Posisi : Front Office Support (FOS)

Persyaratan :

- Pria / Wanita

- Usia maks. 26 th

- Pendidikan min. S1 segala jurusan

- IPK min. 3,00 PTS & 2,75 PTN

- Diutamakan yang berpengalaman

- Penempatan untuk Grapari Telkomsel Jatim (Malang, Banyuwangi, Surabaya, Probolinggo, & Kediri)

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Lamaran dikirim ke :

Gedung Telkom Lantai 4

Jl. Ahmad Yani No.11 Malang

E-mail : aniskurlina@gmail.com

Jungle Juice Group

Posisi : Karyawati

Persyaratan :

- Wanita

- Lulusan SMK/SMA

- Berpenampilan menarik

- Usia maks. 23 tahun

- Penempatan Malang

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Kirim lamaran / datang langsung ke:

Jl. Veteran No. 2 Malang

Smooth Cafe & Karaoke

Posisi :

1. Sexy Dancer & Model (5 group, @3-5 orang)

2. Pemandu lagu karaoke (15 orang)

3. Resepsionis (3 orang)

4. Waitress/Server (8 orang)

Penempatan : Malang

Persyaratan :

- Wanita berpenampilan cantik, menarik, supel (1,2,3,4)

- Usia 18-25 tahun (1,2,3,4)

- Pengalaman min. 1 tahun (1,2,3,4)

- Siap bekerja shift malam (1,2,3,4)

- Pernah bekerja/training di Restaurant/Cafe (3,4)

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Lamaran, pas foto terakhir dan gaji yang diinginkan dikirim ke :

Jl. Terusan Raya Dieng No. 36 Malang - Jawa Timur

PT. Asuransi Jiwa Mega Life (exp: 25 Agustus 2012)
Posisi : Recruitment Training Supervisor
Persyaratan :
- Pria/wanita, usia maks. 35 tahun
- Pendidikan min. D3 dari semua jurusan
- Pengalaman minimal 1 tahun dalam merekrut khususnya sales
- Berpengalaman memberikan Training
- Berjiwa kepemimpinan & dapat bekerja secara mandiri
- Pekerja keras & bersedia bekerja dalam tekanan
- Bersedia melakukan perjalanan dinas
- Berpenampilan menarik, energik dan komunikatif
- Memiliki integritas yang tinggi
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Surat lamaran, CV lengkap & pas foto dikirim melalui email ke :
nurul.wahyudimegalife.co.id

PT Gandum (exp: 15 Agustus 2012)
Posisi : Marketing Mananger
Persyaratan :
- S-1 Degree in Economy or other discipline
- Professional in marketing with proven “track record” as a successful marketing manager of “consumer goods”, preferably of cigarette industry.
- Leadership and managerial skills as well as distribution management skills to run an effective marketing organization.
- Proficiency in practical IT application
- Excellent communication skills, including presentation skills and proficiency in English communications
- Willing to travel and be assigned anywhere in Indonesia
- Salary – Negotiable
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Surat lamaran, CV lengkap & pas foto terbaru dikirim ke:
PT Gandum
Jl. Mulyosari, Kel. Mulyorejo, Kec. Sukun
PO Box 114, Malang 65147

Lowongan Kerja di Malang (per 13 Juli 2012)

2012-07-13T10:36:00.000+07:00

PT Greenfields Indonesia (exp: 21 Agustus 2012)

Penempatan : Malang

Posisi & Persyaratan :

1. Tax & Accounting Staff

Syarat :

- - Pria/Wanita, usia maks. 30 tahun

- - Pendidikan min. S1 akuntansi

- - Memahami peraturan dan kebijakan perpajakan Indonesia (Sertifikat Brevet A & B)

- - Pengalaman min. 4 tahun di bidang akuntansi

- - Memiliki pengalaman dalam perpajakan (e-SPT) dan accounting software

- - Bersedia bekerja di bawah tekanan, motivasi diri dan fokus

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Info lebih lanjut klik di sini

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2. Tax Supervisor

Syarat :

- - Pria/Wanita, usia maks, 32 tahun

- - Sarjana Akuntansi / Keuangan dengan min. 3 thn pengalaman di tingkat pengawasan.

- - Memiliki pengetahuan yang baik tentang prinsip-prinsip Akuntansi & Keuangan dan praktek.

- - Memiliki pengetahuan yang baik dalam perpajakan Indonesia.

- Mengoperasikan komputer dengan baik (MS Excel & Word) dan pengalaman dalam menggunakan Software Akuntansi dan Software Pajak (eSPT).

- - Baik dalam berbahasa Inggris (lisan & tertulis).

- - Keterampilan komunikasi yang baik, motivasi tinggi, dapat dipercaya, dan pekerja keras.

- - Mampu bekerja dalam tekanan tinggi dan dateline yang ketat.

- - Smart, percaya diri, berkepribadian baik, dan menyenangkan.

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Info lebih lanjut klik di sini

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PT Araya Bumi Megah (exp: 21 Agustus 2012)

Posisi : Marketing Manager

Penempatan : Malang

Persyaratan :

- - Lulus S1

- - Berpengalaman dibidangnya min. 5 th

- - Diutamakan pernah menangani membership golf / di service industry (hotel / resto)

- - Mampu mengoperasikan komputer (MS. Office)

- - Memiliki relasi dan jaringan yang luas

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Info lebih lanjut klik di sini

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PT Sas Sriutama Wisata (exp: 23 Agustus 2012)

Persyaratan :

- Pria / Wanita

- Usia maksimal 30 tahun

- D3/Sarjana Hospitality / Economics / Communications

- Berpengalaman minimal 2 tahun sebagai pemasaran hotel

- Berpakaian bagus dan mampu berkomunikasi dengan baik

Surat lamaran, CV lengkap & pas foto terbaru dikirim ke:

PT Sas Sriutama Wisata

Jl. Kartika. No.1 Batu – East Java 6531

atau via email :

hrd_klubbunga@ymail.com

Lowongan Kerja di Malang (per 10 Juli 2012)

2012-07-10T07:16:00.001+07:00

PT Swakarya Insan Mandiri (exp: 2 Agustus 2012)

Posisi : Staff Administrasi

Persyaratan :

- Wanita usia max 27 thn,

- Pendidikan Min D3 segala jurusan

- Memiliki kemampuan komunikasi yang baik

- Berpenampilan menarik

- Mampu bekerja di bawah tekanan

- Penempatan Malang, Kepanjen, Kediri, Pasuruan, Probolinggo, Lumajang

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Surat lamaran, CV lengkap & pas foto terbaru dikirim ke:

PT Swakarya Insan Mandiri

Jl. Terusan Sulfat No 28. A, Kav C2, Malang

atau via email ke :

gatra.yuda@sim.co.id

PT Fastrata Buana (exp: 28 Juli 2012)

Posisi : Personal General Affairs Staff (PGA Staff)-Malang (Jawa Timur)

Persyaratan :

- - Pria, Usia max 28 tahun

- - Pendidikan S1 Hukum/Psikologi, IPK Min 2,75

- - Memiliki SIM A & C

- - Fresh Graduate / berpengalaman min. 1 tahun

- - Komunikatif, Tegas

- - Domisili Malang

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Lamaran dan Cv dikirim (max 100 kb) ke :
recruitment.timur@fastratabuana.co.id

cc: fbpst.staffrect@fastratabuana.co.id

CV. PRIMA (exp: 18 Juli 2012)

Posisi : Marketing

Persyaratan :
- Pria, Memiliki kendaraan sendiri & SIM C
- Peindidikan minimal D3, semua jurusan
- Menguasai Program Ms. Office dan bisa internet
- Mempunyai pengalaman dibidang marketing minimal 1tahun
- Mampu menganalisa pasar, inovatif dan kreatif
- Mampu bekerja dalam tim, dan bisa bernegosiasi
Fasilitas :
1. Gaji Pokok Rp. 950.000
2. Transport Marketing Rp. 200.000
3. Bonus Penjualan

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Lamaran bisa dikirim via pos
Surat Lamaran lengkap dikirim ke :
Ke alamat PRIMA PRINT
Jl. Hamid Rusdi III / No 250 Bunulrejo - Malang
Telp ( 0341 ) 324413 / 7332078

Lowongan Kerja di Malang (per 9 Juli 2012)

2012-07-09T06:45:00.001+07:00

PT MNC Finance Malang (exp: 4 Agustus 2012)

Posisi : Credit Marketing Head Mobil - Malang
Persyaratan :

- Laki-laki

- Umur Max 35 th

- Pendidikan Min D3

- Menguasai komputer Microsoft Office

- Pengalaman Bidang pembiayaan atau marketing Mobil , Memiliki relasi yang luas dan jaringan yang kuat

- Pengetahuan Pemahaman pembiayaan mobil

- Memiliki disiplin kerja yang baik, Memiliki kepercayaan diri yang baik & juga kemampuan komunikasi yang baik, Skill Leader Ship, Integritas dan bisa memecahkan permasalahan

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Lamaran dikirim ke :

PT. MNC FINANCE CABANG MALANG

JL. Letjen Soetoyo 121 A-121 Malang

PT. Central Capital (exp: 15 Juli 2012)

Posisi & Persyaratan :

1. Public Relation

Syarat :

- Wanita

- Usia maks. 26 tahun

- Pendidikan min. lulusan Diploma atau Sarjana

2. Marketing

Syarat :

- Pria

- Usia maks. 26 tahun

- Pendidikan min. lulusan SMU/SMK

3. Telemarketing

Syarat :

- Pria/ Wanita

- Usia maks. 26 tahun

- Pendidikan min. lulusan SMU/SMK

Kriteria lainnya :

- Berkepribadian aktif, dinamis & kompetitif

- Menyukai dunia pemasaran & tantangan

- Memiliki kemampuan negosiasi yang baik

- Mampu bekerja dengan target

- Jujur dan rajin bekerja

- Belum menikah

- Bisa komputer

- Lebih disukai yang tinggal di sekitar lokasi kerja

- Lebih baik jika ada kendaraan sendiri/jemputan (untuk pulang-pergi ke lokasi kerja)

- Mau belajar hal yang baru dan serius kerja

- Mampu bekerja dibawah tekanan

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CV + Lamaran lengkap dikirim ke :

PT. Central Capital

Jl. Semeru No. 60 Malang up Bpk Faris

Telpon (0341) 368989

atau via email :

rekrutmentstaff@gmail.com

PT. BFI Finance Indonesia Tbk (exp: 31 Juli 2012)

Posisi : Field Collector Malang (Jawa Timur)

Persyaratan :

- Pria, single/menikah, usia maksimal 30 tahun.

- Pendidikan minimal D3, segala jurusan.

- Memiliki kemampuan berkomunikasi dan bernegosiasi dengan baik.

- Memiliki pengalaman minimal 1 tahun sebagai Colletor di perusahaan sejenis.

- Memiliki SIM C dan kendaraan sendiri.

- Diutamakan bisa mengendarai kendaraan roda 4 dan memiliki SIM A.

- Menyukai pekerjaan di Lapangan, dan mengerti wilayah Malang Raya.

- Diutamakan orang asli Malang.

Benefit :
Gaji Pokok, Transport, Tunjangan kesehatan, Jamsostek, Asuransi, Tunjangan Pajak, Insentif dan Bonus, THR, Pensiun.
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Lamaran, CV lengkap, fotokopi KTP yang masih berlaku dan Pas Foto Ukuran 4x6 (1 Lembar) dikirim ke :

PT. BFI FINANCE INDONESIA, Tbk.

Branch Malang
Jl. Letnan Jenderal Sutoyo No. 148
Telp. (0341) 492457/085334117222 Malang

AIA Financial (Starlight) Malang (exp: 1 Agustus 2012)

Posisi & Persyaratan :

1. Financial Consultant

Syarat :
- Laki-Laki/Perempuan
- Tinggi min. 155 cm
- Pendidikan terakhir SMA/SMK dari semua jurusan
- IPK min 2,50
- Berpenampilan menarik
- Mempunyai Integritas Tinggi
- Orientasi Target
- Gaji Min Rp. 3 Jt/Bln
- Komisi Unlimited
2. Agency Manager (AM)
Syarat :

- Laki-Laki/Perempuan
- Tinggi min. 155 cm
- Pendidikan terakhir S-1 dari semua jurusan
- IPK min 2,75
- Mempunyai pengalaman bidang asuransi kurang lebih 1 Th.
- Berpenampilan menarik
- Mempunyai Manajerial Skill
- Mempunyai Integritas Tinggi
- Mampu bekerja dalam tekanan
- Orientasi Target
- Gaji Min Rp. 5 Jt/Bln
- Komisi Unlimited

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Lamaran dan CV dikirim ke :

HRD Personalia
aia_recruitment@yahoo.com
AIA FINANCIAL (Starlight Agency)
Jl. Joyosuko Timur 15-16
Terusan Sigura-gura Malang

PT. Intrias Mandiri Sejati (exp: 14 Juli 2012)

Posisi : Wakil Manager Sentra Jawa Timur

Persyaratan :

- Wanita

- Usia Maksimal 30 Tahun

- Pendidikan Minimal D3

- Pengalaman kerja minimal 1 tahun di semua bidang

- Mampu mengendarai sepeda motor

- Siap kerja lapangan.

- Belum Menikah

- Diutamakan pelamar yang berdomisili di Banyuwang, Situbondo, Bondowoso, Lumajang, Jember, Blitar, Kediri, Tulungagung, Malang, Pasuruan, Probolinggo, Madiun, Magetan, Nganjuk, Ngawi, Pacitan, Ponorogo.

- Penempatan seluruh Jawa Timur (Sesuai asal KTP / Sesuai Permintaan Kandidat)

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Lamaran dikirim ke :
PT. Intrias Mandiri Sejati Malang

Jalan Terusan Borobudur No. 47 G Blimbing Malang

Telepon : (0341) 407921

Bank Perkreditan Rakyat (BPR) Gunung Arjuna Malang (exp: 15 Juli 2012)

Posisi & Persyaratan :

1. Marketing (2 Orang)

Syarat :

- Laki-laki / Wanita

- Pendidikan min. SMU/sederajat

- Domisili di wilayah Malang raya

- Dipersiapkan untuk menduduki level SPV dan KABAG

- Penempatan di kantor Gunung Arjuna Sawojajar dan Sukun Malang

- Status tetap, tidak ada sistem kontrak

2. SPV Marketing (2 Orang)

Syarat :

- Laki-laki / Wanita

- Pendidikan min. SMU/sederajat

- Pengalaman di bidang marketing minimal 1 tahun

- Membawahi minimal 3 orang anak buah

- Disediakan gaji, bonus, kenaikan gaji tiap tahunnya

- Dipersiapkan untuk menduduki level KABAG dan PIMPINAN UNIT

- Status tetap, tidak ada sistem kontrak

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Lamaran dikirim ke :

Bank Perkreditan Rakyat (BPR) “Gunung Arjuna”

Jl.Basuki Rahmad No 65 Malang

atau via email ke :

gunungarjunogroup@gmail.com

KSU Delta Mandiri Batu Malang (exp: 15 Juli 2012)

Posisi & Persyaratan :

1. Collector (2 orang)
Syarat :
- Laki-laki

- Pendidikan minimal SMU/sederajat
- Domisili di wilayah batu
- Dipersiapkan untuk menduduki level SPV dan KABAG
- Ada gaji pokok+uang transport+bonus tahunan+kenaikan gaji tiap tahunnya
- Jenjang karier jelas
- Status tetap tidak ada sistem kontrak

2. Marketing (3 orang)
Syarat :
- Laki-laki / wanita
- Pendidikan minimal SMU/sederajat
- Domisili di wilayah malang raya
- Dipersiapkan untuk menduduki level SPV dan KABAG
- Disediakan uang transport selama training + komisi
- Status tetap tidak ada sistem kontrak

3. SPV Marketing (2 orang)
Syarat :
- Laki-laki / wanita
- Pendidikan minimal SMU/sederajat
- Pengalaman dibidang marketing minimal 1 tahun
- Membawahi minimal 3 orang anak buah
- Disediakan gaji, bonus, kenaikan gaji tiap tahunnya
- Dipersiapkan untuk menduduki level kabag dan pimpinan unit
- Status tetap tidak ada sistem kontrak

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Lamaran dikirim via email ke :

deltabpr@gmail.com

PT. Tlogo Kelang (exp: 18 Juli 2012)
Posisi & Persyaratan :
1. Quality Control

Syarat :
- Pria berpengalaman
- Pendidikan minimal SMA
- Kompeten
- Maksimal 35 th.
2. Boiler
Syarat :
- Pria berpengalaman mengoperasikan boiler
- Diutamakan memiliki sertifikasi operator mesin uap
- Pendidikan minimal SMK semua jurusan
- Kompeten
- Maksimal 35 th.
3. Milling
Syarat :
- Pria berpengalaman di Stasiun Gilingan Industri Gula
- Pendidikan minimal SMK
- Kompeten
- Maksimal 30 th.
4. Produksi

Syarat :
- Pria berpengalaman di Stasiun proses Industri Gula (dutamakan)
- Pendidikan minimal SMK
- Kompeten
- Maksimal 35 th.
5. Elektrikal
Syarat :

- Pria
- Pendidikan minimal D3 Elektro
- Kompeten
- Mampu mengoperasikan MS Office
- Maksimal 35 th.
----------------------------
Lamaran dan CV dikirim lengkap via POS ke :
HRD PT. Tlogo Kelang
Jl. Kolonel Sugiono (Mergosono) Gg. 1-a/ No. 211 Malang Jawa Timur
atau via email ke :

hrd@tlogokelang.com

Lowongan Kerja di Malang (per 7 Juli 2012)

2012-07-08T15:20:00.002+07:00

Klinik Kecantikan Miracle Malang (exp: 14 Juli 2012)

Posisi : Receptionis

Persyaratan :

- Wanita, usia max 24 tahun

- Lulusan D3/S1

- Alamat KTP dan domisili kotamadya Malang

- Tinggi min 155 cm, berat seimbang

- Supel, pandai berkomunikasi

- Bersedia bekerja dalam shift

- Upah UMR kota Malang

- Penampilan menarik

----------------------------

Lamaran, CV, pas foto terbaru berwarna 4x6 dikirim ke :

HRD Miracle Aesthetic Clinic

Jl. Semeru 66 Malang

PT. Infomedia Nusantara

Posisi : Customer Service Representative ( untuk PLASA TELKOM)

Penempatan : Malang

Persyaratan :

- Perempuan

- Usia max 25 tahun, single

- Penampilan menarik ( good looking )

- Tinggi min 160 cm (wanita) mencantumkan surat dari dokter

- Berat badan proporsional

- Komunikatif

- Pend min D3 segala jurusan

- Menguasai Microsoft Office

- Pemahaman Sevice Excellent, dan produk-produk TELKOM

- Teliti

----------------------------

Kirim lamaran atau datang langsung untuk walk in interview ke :

PT. Infomedia Nusantara (Gedung Telkom Lantai 4)

Up : Ibu Aniez Kurlina (085645894392)

JL. Ahmad Yani No.11 Malang

atau via email :

aniskurlina@gmail.com

KSU Adi Dharma Sejahtera

Posisi : Kasir

Persyaratan :

- Perempuan

- Maks. 23 tahun

- Min. SMA/SMK

- Belum menikah

- Menguasai MS. Office

- Diutamakan yang berpengalaman

----------------------------

Lamaran dan CV dikirim ke :

JL. Laks. Martadinata No. 54B Malang

Telp. 0341-346688

PT SNS (Distributor Garuda Food)

Posisi : SPG

Persyaratan :

- Wanita

- Usia max 25 th

- Minimal SMU sederajat

- Belum menikah

- Pengalaman sebagai SPG min 1 Th

- Diutamakan pengalaman di Modern Market

- Disiplin dan jujur

----------------------------

Lamaran dikirim ke :

Jl. Abdul Rahman Saleh 26a Malang

Surat Lamaran ditujukan ke Bpk Farid ( 081944936333 )

atau via email :

ronny.kristanto@snsgroup.co.id

PT. Media Andalan Nusa

Posisi : Admin Staff

Persyaratan :

- Perempuan berpenampilan menarik,

- Pendidikan min. D3

- Memahami dunia IT (Ms. Office - Internet)

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Lamaran dikirim ke :

Jl. Danau Singkarak E4 B20

Malang 65138

Tlp : 0341 - 710010 / 98 96 889

atau via email format PDF :

lailiya@nusa.net.id

Lembaga Bimbingan Belajar "CAHAYA ILMU" Malang

Posisi : Tentor atau pengajar les privat untuk kalangan tingkat Tk dan SD area malang raya.

Persyaratan :

- Lulus SMU, Mahasiswa ,atau Lulusan S1 dari lulusan kependidikan, menguasai bidang masing-masing,tekun dan telaten pada anak-anak.

- Mencantumkan gaji yang diinginkan

----------------------------

Lamaran dikirim ke :

karunia_cinta85@yahoo.com.

CP : Lia 085646516985

PT Bank Mandiri (Persero) Tbk

Posisi : Marketing untuk divisi Kartu Kredit Bank Mandiri.

Penempatan : wilayah Malang, Kediri, Madiun, Tulungagung, Blitar, Batu, Pandaan, Bangil, Nganjuk, Ngawi, trenggalek, Pasuruan, Kepanjen, Pare, Ponorogo, Dampit dan Magetan.

Persyaratan :

- Pria/Wanita

- Pendidikan minimal SMA

- Siap bekerja dalam tim

- Mampu berkomunikasi dengan baik

- Memiliki semangat yang tinggi

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Kirim lamaran dan CV dengan mencantumkan kode TF dan nama kota yang diinginkan di pojok kiri atas amplop ke alamat:

PT Bank Mandiri (Persero) Tbk

Regional Card Center Area Malang

Ruko Griya Shanta lantai 2

Jl. Soekarno Hatta blok MP 53

Malang 65142

up. Fendy / Mahar

MATERI KULIAH HUKUM

2011-07-21T06:55:00.002+07:00

Semua slide mata kuliah berikut ini dari Fakultas Hukum Universitas Padjadjaran bisa di download secara gratis disini. File ini dibagikan untuk kepentingan ilmu dan penelitian, silahkan mendownload secara gratis.

1. Hukum Laut Internasional, download di sini

2. Antropologi Budaya, download di sini

3. Hukum Tentang Lembaga-Lembaga Negara, download di sini

4. Badan Usaha (Hukum Dagang), download di sini

5. Beschikking (Hukum Administrasi Negara), download di sini

6. English Law (Perbandingan Hukum Pidana), download di sini

7. Freis Ermessen (Hukum Administrasi Negara), download di sini

8. Hukum Penyelesaian Sengketa Internasional (lengkap), download di sini

9. Hukum Internasional (Lengkap), download di sini

10. Hukum Pemerintahan Daerah, download di sini

11. Hukum Penitensier, download di sini

12. Hukum Pidana, download di sini

13. Hukum Perikatan (Hapusnya Perikatan), download di sini

14. Hukum Dagang, download di sini

15. Hukum Acara Mahkamah Konstitusi, donwload di sini

16. Hukum Ekonomi Internasional, download di sini

17. Hukum Laut Internasional (Sengketa Ambalat), download di sini

18. International Criminal Court, download di sini

19. Ilmu Negara (Lengkap), download di sini

20. International Commercial Terms, download di sini

21. Kewenangan Mengadili (HUkum Acara Pidana), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/w2nyyj0mutz/Kewenangan Mengadili.ppt

22. Filsafat Hukum, download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/0tnmh5omtjm/KULIAH FILSAFAT HUKUM.ppt

23. Sosiologi Hukum, download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/4zhjjknke4j/KULIAH SOSIOLOGI HUKUM.ppt

24. Sosiologi, download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/o2lnzy2dvj5/KULIAH SOSIOLOGI.ppt

25. Mahkamah Pidana Internasional, download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/my0tqnn4mk3/MAHKAMAH PIDANA INTERNASIONAL.ppt

26. Metode Penelitian Hukum, download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/jh1lykgtwyw/METODE PENELITIAN HUKUM.rar

27. Pembuktian, Putusan, dan Upaya Hukum (Hukum Acara Pidana), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/ncztwnn5jyy/Pembuktian, Putusan, Upaya Hukum.ppt

28. Pengantar Ilmu Hukum Tata Negara, download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/ncztwnn5jyy/Pembuktian, Putusan, Upaya Hukum.ppt

29. Pengantar Ilmu Hukum Tata Negara 2, download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/imzzezdmnxz/Pengantar_Ilmu_Hukum_Tata_Negara_Jilid2[1].pdf.pdf

30. Penyertaan (Perbandingan Hukum Pidana), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/mnczjqigmzz/PENYERTAAN.pptx

31. Peranan Komisi Yudisial (HTLN), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/mnczjqigmzz/PENYERTAAN.pptx

32. Peraturan Kebijakan (Hukum Administrasi Negara), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/eooco3yzozj/PERATURAN KEBIJAKAN.pptx

33. Hukum Perburuhan, download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/eooco3yzozj/PERATURAN KEBIJAKAN.pptx

34. Percobaan (Perbandingan Hukum Pidana), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/mtgdom1tfmt/PERCOBAAN.ppt

35. Perseroan Terbatas (Hukum Dagang), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/g1ggncgtziq/PERSEROAN TERBATAS.ppt

36. Perbandingan Hukum Pidana, download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/zukumjgzyzz/Ruanglingkup PHP.pdf

37. Scandinavian Legal Systems (Perbandingan HUkum Pidana), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/ozdzyknyht5/SCANDINAVIAN LEGAL SYSTEM.ppt

38. Hukum Pajak, download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/qzmywmymmfz/SLIDE HUKUM PAJAK.ppt

39. Tanggung Jawab Pemerintah dan Pemerintah yang Bertanggungjawab (Hukum Administrasi Negara), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/ghjyntonzwm/Tanggung jawab dan Pemerintah yang Bertanggung jawab.pptx

40. Socialist Law (Perbandingan HUkum Pidana), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/qxztdntynez/The Socialist Law and Other Types of Law.pptx

41. Tindak Pidana Siber (Cyberlaw), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/ogkx5touimj/Tindak Pidana Siber.ppt

42. Transnational Organized Crimes (Hukum Pidana Internasional), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/immxmk44im2/TRANSNATIONAL ORGANIZED CRIMES.ppt

43. Wewenang dan Kewenangan (Hukum Administrasi Negara), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/nlz2tr22zi3/Wewenang & Kewenangan (Kuliah HAN).ppt

44. Wewenang Mahkamah Konstitusi (HTLN), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/zzvmmyt4nqw/Wewenang MK.PDF

45. Desain Industri dan Rahasia Dagang, download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/bnmuxznm2mj/Desain Industri dan Rahasia Dagang.rar

46. Hak Cipta (Hak Kekayaan Intelektual), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/idzqznmhozi/Hak Cipta.rar

47. Paten, (Hak Kekayaan Intelektual), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/anznumm2gyi/SEKILAS PATEN.ppt

48. Seminar Hak Cipta (Hak Kekayaan Intelektual), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/etzjn2mjmrh/SEMINAR HAK CIPTA.ppt

49. Merek (Hak Kekayaan Intelektual), download disini http://www.mediafire.com/file/zzyqjnnhlqo/Merek.rar

BERKAS DALAM HUKUM ACARA PIDANA

2011-07-21T05:57:00.001+07:00

Hukum Acara Pidana dalam sistem peradilan pidana Indonesia diatur dalam Undang-Undang Nomor 8 Tahun 1981 tentang Hukum Acara Pidana (KUHAP). Ada beberapa landasan motivasi KUHAP yang dijadikan pedoman dalam setiap penegakan hukum bagi semua pihak yang terlibat dalam proses pemeriksaan perkara pidana. Landasan pertama adalah landasan filosofis yaitu Pancasila, terutama Sila Ketuhanan Yang Maha Esa dan Sila Kemanusiaan yang Adil dan Beradab. Landasan yuridis atau landasan operasional adalah UU No. 8 Tahun 1981 tentang Hukum Acara Pidana. Landasan terakhir adalah landasan konstitusional yaitu UUD 1945 dan UU No. 14 Tahun 1970 tentang Pokok-Pokok Kekuasaan Kehakiman yang telah diubah beberapa kali dan yang terakhir adalah UU No. 48 Tahun 2009 Tentang Kekuasaan Kehakiman.

KUHAP juga menganut beberapa prinsip penting, yaitu asas legalitas, asas keseimbangan, asas praduga tak bersalah, prinsip pembatasan penahanan, asas ganti rugi dan rehabilitasi, prinsip penggabungan pidana dengan tuntutan ganti rugi, asas unifikasi, prinsip differensiasi fungsional, prinsip saling koordinasi, asas peradilan sederhana, cepat dan biaya ringan, dan

prinsip peradilan terbuka untuk umum (Yahya M. Harahap, Pembahasan Permasalahan dan Penerapan KUHAP, Sinar Grafika: 2006, hlm. 35-56).

Sistem peradilan pidana yang digariskan dalam KUHAP merupakan “sistem terpadu” (ntegrated criminal justice system). Berdasarkan kerangka landasan dimaksud, aktivitas pelaksanaan Criminal Justice System, merupakan “fungsi gabungan” (collection function) dari:

1. Legislator;

2. Kepolisian;

3. Kejaksaan;

4. Pengadilan;

5. Lembaga Pemasyarakatan, serta badan yang berkaitan, baik yang ada dilingkungan pemerintah maupun di luarnya.

Tujuan pokok “gabungan fungsi” dalam kerangka criminal justice system adalah untuk “menegakkan, melaksanakan (menjalankan)”, dan “memutuskan hukum pidana”. Dengan demikian, kegiatan sistem peradilan pidana didukung dan dilaksanakan empat fungsi utama, yaitu:

1. Fungsi Pembuatan Undang-Undang (Law Making Function), dilakukan oleh DPR dan Pemerintah atau badan lain yang berwenang.

2. Fungsi Penegakan Hukum (Law Enforcement Function), dapat dibagi menjadi dua yaitupertama, penegakan hukum secara aktual (meliputi tindakan penyelidikan-penyidikan, penangkapan-penahanan, persidangan pengadilan, dan pemidanaan-pemenjaraan, dankedua, efek preventif yang dilakukan melalui eksistensi polisi di masyarakat.

3. Fungsi Pemeriksaan Persidangan Pengadilan (Function of Adjudication), yang dilakukan oleh JPU, Penasehat Hukum, Hakim serta pejabat pengadilan terkait.

4. Fungsi Memperbaiki Terpidana (The Functiion of Correction), yang dilakukan oleh Lembaga Pemasyarakatan, Pelayanan Sosial terkait dan Lembaga Kesehatan Mental.

Dalam proses beracara pidana, akan banyak sekali berkas-berkas acara pidana yang akan ditemukan mulai dari tahap penyelidikan sampai pada tahap peninjauan kembali dan pelaksanaan putusan hakim. Beberapa dokumen terkait yang dimaksud adalah sebagai berikut:

· Surat Perintah Penangkapan, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Berita Acara Penangkapan, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Surat Perintah Penahanan, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Berita Acara Penahanan, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Surat Perintah Penyitaan, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Berita Acara Penyitaan, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Berita Acara Pemeriksaan Saksi, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Berita Acara Pemeriksaan Tersangka, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Surat Pelimpahan Perkara ke Pengadilan, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Surat Dakwaan, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Eksepsi, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Surat Tuntutan, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Nota Pembelaan (Pledoi), silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Berita Acara Sidang, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Putusan Pengadilan, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Memorie Banding, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Kontra Memorie Banding, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Memori Kasasi, silahkan download contohnya disini.

· Kontra Memorie Kasasi, silahkan download contohnya disini.

RUANG LINGKUP PEMBAHASAN PERBANDINGAN HUKUM PIDANA

2011-07-21T05:44:00.004+07:00

Pengantar dan Definisi
Manfaat Perbandingan Hukum Pidana
Keluarga Hukum
Civil Law System
Commom Law System

Commom Law System

Sosiologis Legal System

Mixed Legal System

Element of Crimes

Penyertaan dan Percobaan

Alasan Penghapus dan Pengurangan Pidana

Sistem Hukum Indonesia

Untuk mendownload catatan kuliah dalam bentuk .pdf, klik disini

MATERI KULIAH HUKUM PIDANA INTERNASIONAL

2011-07-21T05:31:00.002+07:00

Pengertian, Ruang Lingkup dan Sumber Hukum HPI
Kejahatan Internasional
Sejarah dan Perkembangan HPI
Penegakan HPI melalui Pengadilan Nasional
Penegakan HPI melalui Pengadilan Internasional

Ad Hoc Tribunals
Hybrid Tribunals
International Criminal Court (ICC)

Topik-Topik Khusus

Kejahatan Penerbangan
Terorisme
Transnational Organize Crime (TOC)

Untuk mendownload catatan kuliah dalam bentuk .pdf klik disini

Katalog Sophie Martin Paris Terbaru Edisi Lebaran 2011

2011-07-20T08:40:00.007+07:00

Semua yang kamu cari ada pada Sophie Paris. Hari Lebaran yang akan datang jadi makin istimewa. Untuk kamu koleksi terbaru Sophie Paris lebih dari 50 busana muslim cantik! Klik tautan berikut untuk melihat Katalog Sophie Paris Edisi Lebaran 2011 :

Katalog Edisi Lebaran 2011 (Part 1)

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.165323356869252.39694.100001747661288

Katalog Edisi Lebaran 2011 (Part 2)

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.165325766869011.39696.100001747661288

Kamu juga bisa download versi PDF disini:
Katalog Sophie Martin Paris Edisi Lebaran 2011

Terbit dan mulai berlaku 21 Juli 2011. Enjoy it…

Pendaftaran Online Member Sophie Paris

2011-07-15T01:47:00.002+07:00

Buat kamu yang pengen jadi member Sophie Paris, pendaftaran dapat dilakukan dengan mengisi formulir pendaftaran online di bawah ini. Oh iya, sebelumnya siapkan hasil scan KTP dan halaman pertama buku rekening (yang ada identitas pemilik buku rekeningnya itu lho). Kamu juga bisa lampirkan hasil scan KTP dan halaman depan buku rekening melalui email zi (zizenangzenyum@yahoo.com) dengan Subject: Lampiran Pendaftaran Online Member Sophie Martin Paris (nama kamu).
Kalau sudah selesai mengisi data, bisa konfirmasi ke aku di 089.8344.1312

Milk Lamp Polos

2010-12-29T09:57:00.004+07:00

Harga: IDR 55.000,-
In- Stock

Details:
* Dengan desain yang unik, cocok sebagai dekorasi di kamar atau rumah anda atau sebagai hadiah
* Seperti gelas yg diisi susu
* Bisa digunakan sebagai lampu tidur
* Lampu otomatis mati jika gelas di balik
* Tombol ON/OFF terletak di bawah
* Menggunakan batre 3x AAA
* Berat: 147g
* Diameter : 8.5 CM
* Height : 13.5 CM

Aturan Pakai:
* Lepaskan baterai dari lampu jika tidak digunakan untuk waktu yang lama
* Jangan di cuci
* Hindari dari jangkauan anak-anak
* Hindari dari sinar matahari
* Jangan diletakkan dekat susu asli (karena bisa salah ambil)

Pembelian lebih dari 1, dapat harga khusus :D

Order via:
HP: 089.8344.1312 [SMS Only]
YM: dss_stuff@yahoo.com

dengan format:
NAMA :
ALAMAT :
NO.HP :
NAMA BARANG :
WARNA :
JUMLAH :

Lowongan Kerja di Malang (per 14 - 20 Desember 2010)

2010-12-19T08:38:00.005+07:00

AYOUNG Salon (exp: 21 Desember 2010)
Posisi & Persyaratan :
   1. Stylist
   - Pria
   - Berpengalaman
   - Bertanggungjawab
   2. Kapster
   - Wanita
   - Berpengalaman
   - Bertanggungjawab
   - Bersedia tinggal di mess
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Lamaran dikirim ke:
AYOUNG Salon
Jl. Tirto Utomo No. 7B Landungsari, Malang
CP: 0819.4559.5343

CV. Aston System (exp: 21 Desember 2010)

Posisi : Marketing (ME), Teknisi (TC)

Persyaratan :
   - Sehat jasmani-rohani, usia maksimal 25 tahun
   - Jujur, disiplin, ulet dan bertanggungjawab
   - Min. lulusan SMK/Sederajat
   - Menyertakan fotokopi/scan dari ijazah terakhir, KTP, SKCK, SIM C
   - Memiliki sepeda motor menjadi nilai lebih
   - Menyertakan curriculum vitae dan pas foto berwarna ukuran 4x6
   - Bersedia ditempatkan di luar kota untuk training
   - Background pendidikan : elektronika, komputer, marketing lebih diutamakan
Fasilitas :
   - Gaji pokok
   - Bonus
   - Tunjangan
   - JAMSOSTEK/asuransi
   - Penempatan Malang
*Cantumkan kode jabatan yang diinginkan di pojok kiri lamaran
*Sertakan no.HP yang dapat dihubungi dalam biodata pribadi
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Lamaran dikirim CAP POS ke:
CV. Aston System
Jl. Bendungan Sigura-gura Barat No. 20F
Kel. Karang Besuki, Kec. Sukun, Malang

CV. Mahameru Hutama (exp: 29 Desember 2010)

Posisi : Marketing
Persyaratan :
   - Laki-laki, usia maks. 28 tahun
   - Ijazah min. SMU
   - Memiliki motor sendiri dan SIM C
   - Ulet dan bersedia bekerja sama dalam tim
Fasilitas :
   - Gaji pokok
   - Komisi
   - Bonus
----------------------------
Lamaran dikirim ke:
CV. Mahameru Hutama
Jl. Sawojajar IX No. 38 Malang
(jam kerja 08.00 - 16.00 WIB)

Untuk sementara ini dulu yah, capek ngetik :) masih banyak lamaran yang belum saya cantumkan..ditunggu aja

Japanese Slang

2010-12-19T08:20:00.002+07:00

Ini titipan temen-temen yang kemarin ngidam (secara tiba-tiba) untuk belajar bahasa jepang yang gaul. Semoga membantu yah!!

A
ABAYO >> Informal term for "good bye", this is not considered a polite way to say goodbye.
ABUNE >> Slang, this is an exclamation take from "abunai". It is used as in, "That was close!!!" (Thanks to Aussie boy)
ACHI ITTE >>  Impolite phrase meaning "go over there!" which of course means that you should "go away!"
ACHI KAERE >> Impolite phrase meaning "go back over there, far away". This is a very direct way of saying "go away!".
AHO >>  Impolite term meaning "dumb ass".
AHONDARA >> Slang, insult, related to "aho" but much stronger. (Thanks to Aussie boy)
AH SO >> Informal phrase which means "Oh, I see...", but I would avoid using this phrase as a "gaijin" because it may have been over-used by American movie studios as a stereo-typical Japanese thing to say. I think that I have read somewhere that it may even be offensive to some Japanese people.
AITSU >> Impolite term meaning "that thing over there" or "that dude over there".
AKUMABITO >> Informal term for "demon" or "spirit". The first "A" is not clearly pronounced. "Akuma" means devil or demon, and "bito" refers to a person (HITO). The "H" in HITO changes to "B" after certain vowels.
AMAI >> Informal term meaning "gullible" or "someone who is a real sap".
ANO >> Informal word which can mean "that thing over there", but the slang meaning is more commonly "Uhhh..." or "Well..." and is used a lot in colloquial speech at the start of a sentence or between sentences just like we use "Uhhh.." to slow down the conversation so we can think.
APO >> Informal term referring to "an appointment for a date".
ARE ! >> used for exclamation such as :   "Oh my !"   "WTF?" etc.

B
BAITO >> Informal slang for someone who is working part-time.
BAKA >> Informal word meaning "stupid". This has to be the most commonly used insult in Japan. Being called stupid is quite serious to the Japanese.
BECHA BECHA >> Slang used to describe a "chatterbox" or a really noisey converation (see PECHA KUCHA)
BETSU NI >> Informal phrase meaning "nothing" or "nothing really". Normally used in response to a question.
BIJIN >> Informal term meaning "beautiful woman" but actually is closer to "hot babe!"
BISHONEN >> Informal term for "hunk" or "cute guy"
BOKE >> Impolite term meaning "knuckle head"
BONKURA >> Slang, insult, referring to your intelligence such as, "dimwit" or "dumbass" (Thanks to Ahondara)
BOROI >>  Slang, refers to something that is "old" or "worn out". Also see BORO BORO (Thanks to Ahondara). Also, Slang for "making easy money" or "making money dishonestly" (thanks to Mamingazetto).
BORO BORO >> Informal, refers to something that is "old" or "worn out". Also see BOROI. (Thanks to Ahondara)
BOZU >> Informal term for "kid" and is kind of like saying "Hey squirt!".
BURU HAIRU >> An expression used when things aren't going right (Thanks to chickendance)
BURU SERA >> You may need to know this, if you are a perv.......This is a business which sells uniforms (usually for school girls )
BUSAIKU >> Slang, insult, refers to someone's appearance such as, "pretty damn UGLY!!!" (Thanks to Aussie boy)

C
CHARA CHARA >> Slang for something that is too flashy in terms of style, or refers to person who blatantly flirts.
CHAU CHAU >> Informal way of saying CHIGAIMASU which means "wrong" or "it's something different (from what you think)". This phrase comes from the Osaka dialect. Can be said once or twice depending on the tone or emphasis.
CHE >> Exclamation used to express disgust. It's kinda like saying "shiiit!"
CHINKE >> Slang, refers to something "cheap" and of "poor quality". (Thanks to Ahondara)
CHOBERIBA >> Informal term which means "extremely bad". CHO means "extremely", and the BERIBA actually comes from and sounds like "very bad".

CHOBERIGU >> Informal term which means "extremely good". CHO means "extremely", and the BERIGU actually comes from and sounds like "very good". This may now be heard as CHOBEGU. (Thanks to Ahondara)
CHODAI >> Informal term that is very close to KURE YO! and means "Please do this for me".
CHOTTO II ? >> This is how you ask, "Can I ask you something quick?" this is a friendly way, and is best used with people you know already.
CHOTTO MATTE >> Informalphrase which means "wait a minute" or "excuse me a bit" and can vary according to the tone you use all the way up to "wait a damn minute!".
CHOUSHI HA DOU DESU KA? >> This is how you say : " How are you (feeling) ? "

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DABO >> Slang, insult referring to your intelligence, like "complete idiot" (Thanks to Mamingazetto)
DAI >> Colloquial for DESU KA example: Nan dai? = Nan desu ka?
DAME >> Informal term with many meanings. I can mean "no" or "it's bad" or "it's not possible" or "you can't do that" etc. etc. It is word that signals a "no" answer.
DASAI >> Exclamation used to express disgust about something totally uncool.
DE >> Informal term that can have many meanings, but the slang usage is at the beginning of a sentence. When a person starts a sentence with DE, it is more of an interjection, and it's meaning is more like "So....(anyway)..."
DATTARA >> Informal phrase which means "if that is so..." and can be used as in "so?"
DO- >> Colloquial prefix, used to add emphasis to words such as "total" or "absolute" such as "Do-Aho!"
DO ITTA >> Informal phrase which means "move out of the way" but is basically a way of saying "move it!"
DOUKA >> This is used at the beginning of a request. It is close in translation to "Would you please....." EX: Douka...shashin o misete kudasai yo!
DO KASHITEIRU >> Informal phrase which means "Are you o.k.? (you seem kinda out of it)"
DOKE >> Informal term used to say "get out of the way!". It is a slang version of the word DOKERU.
-DONO >> Suffix added to names like "-san" to make it more polite, but "-dono" is more like "Mr." In TENCHI MUYO, Washu addresses Tenchi as "Tenchi Dono" very often and she is just being extra respectul to Tenchi by calling him "Mr. Tenchi".
DOSE >> Informal word used to express "Anyway......." in a somewhat negative way, or used in a sentence to express doubt like when you user the word "afterall". EXAMPLE:    Afterall (doose).....it can't be true you know.

DORE DORE >> Informal phrase which loosely translates to, "Hello, what do we have here?" or "What's this?"
DORO DORO >> Informal term for something that is gooey or muddy, or something that is confusing. Consider the abstract concept of "muddiness". Also is used to imply that someone is not getting along with someone else.
DOSHITA >> Informal phrase which can mean "what's wrong?" or "what?" or is used to get a response, like when you say "well...?"
DOSHITA NO >> Informal phrase which can mean "what's wrong?" or "what happened?" and is mostly used to express concern. The NO at the end doesn't really change the meaning much, and is used in this case for emphasis.

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ETO >> Interjection that is similar to "uhhh.." or "errr..." and can imply a phrase such as, "well, actually...."

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FAITO !!! >> Loan word which refers to a fighting spirit, kinda like GAMBATTE and is said when you want to express that you must keep on going and hang in there.
FUKERU >> To play hooky from school, or something. This word is very similar to saboru (Thanks to Sakura)

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GAKI >> Informal term meaning "brat" or "young punk"
GAMAN SHIRO >> This is a simple way of saying , "..Just deal with it"
GARUTACHI >> Informal term which roughly means "partners in crime" and refers to real hoodlums.
GE >> Exclamation meaning "yuck!" or "gross!"
GOCHA GOCHA SURU >> this means "to be confused"
GO KURO >> Informal phrase which means "good work" or "thanks for doing something that inconveniences you" and is short for the more polite GO KUROSAMA DESHITA.
GUZU >> Somebody who dawdles, wastes times, or goofs off.
GUZU GUZU >> Informal phrase which refers to something or someone that is lazy, or an action which happens slowly and lazily.
GYOGI GA WARUI >> Informal phrase which simply means "bad manners"

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HAI >> OK, this DOES NOT MEAN "yes", it means "I am paying attention, and I understand what you are saying"
HAMATTA >> Expresses that something was funny. (Thanks Boozemonkey)
HANASHI ARU sounds like HAH NAH SHEE AH RU. Informal phrase which means "I need to speak to you" although literally it means "a conversation exists".
HARA HETA sounds like HAH REH TAH. Informal phrase which means "To be hungry" and literally translates as "My/your belly is in a bad condition".
HASSHIN sounds like HA SHEEN. Exclamation meaning "launch!".
HAZUI sounds like HAH ZEE. Informal term for "embarrassing" and is short for HAZUKASHII.
HE ? >> This is how you say, "Huh?" or "WTF?"
HETCHI >> This refers to anything or anyone that is perverted
HEKI >> informal expression that loosely translates as "No problem!" "It's ok!" "Forget about it!"
ex: Daijobu desu ka? Heki da yo! (Is it a problem? No problem, it's ok!!)
HIDOI sounds like HEE DEH. Informal term meaning "terrible" or "horrible" or "grotesque"
HORA sounds like HO RAH. Informal term which kinda means "hey!" or "see?!" when you want to get somebody's attention. Related to KORA

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ICHIO sounds like ITCHY OH. Informal term meaning "anyway...." or "well...." and can replace a direct answer with the meaning "Uhhh...kinda sorta...".
II DARO sounds like EE DAH ROH. Informal phrase meaning "it's a deal" or "it's o.k. with me" or "it's probably o.k.".
II JA NAI BETSU NI >> This expression is used to say "It's o.k.! I don't mind!" but if you use it when someone is being nosey, then it means, "It's none of your business anyhow!!!"
II KAMO SHIRENAIsounds like EE KAH MO SHEE NIGH. Colloquial phrase that is used to say that something is nice, good, or cool. II KAMO is used by itself alot to simply say something is cool. "Shirenai" is literally translated as "I dunno..." so it follows the polite way of expressing your thoughts by ending the phrase with an expression of doubt. (Thanks to Greg C. Sharp for this valuable bit of info!)
IJO NASHI sounds like EE JOE NIGH SHH. Informal phrase meaning "functioning normally". This is used a lot in futuristic anime in regards to equipment working normally. Literally means "without abnormallity" and replaces the English version "all systems normal".
IKEMEN >> Translates into something like "very handsome man" or "hot guy"
IKENAI sounds like EE KEH NIGH. Informal term meaning "something's wrong" or "it's no good" or "you can't do that" or "it wont work". It is very close to the word DAME and is short for IKEMASEN.
IKINARI >> This word means "suddenly" or "without notice" and is used to say that something was unexpected and usually not welcome. For instance, if somebody visits you without an invitation, that is the kind of feeling it expresses.
II KAGEN NI SHINASAI >> loosely translates as "don't be like that!" or "don't behave like that!" and is usually used to scold kids.
II ZO sounds like EEE ZO. Informal phrase meaning "ready!" or "let's go for it!"
II YO >> This means, "It's OK, don't worry about it !"
IKU ZE sounds like EE KU ZEH. Informal phrase meaning "let's go!"
IYA sounds like EE YAH. Exclamation meaning "no way!" or something like "that's terrible!"

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JA sounds like JAH. Informal exclamation which can mean "well..." or "see ya!" or "umm..." or can be used to stall for time when you don't want to answer a difficult question. It is a very handy word and has many more meanings. It is also a very short way of saying "bye!"
JIGEN sounds like GEE GHEN. Standard word for "dimension". It is commonly heard in anime when referring to
an interdimensional tunnel which is called "JIGEN NO TUNERU"
JOUZU DESU NE ! >> OK, LISTEN CAREFULLY This is how you say, "My, you are pretty good at (English or Japanese)".......but if Japanese people say this to you, DONT LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD OK? They are just being polite.
JUNBI O.K. DESU >> This is a very modern way of saying, "I'm ready!" And it really does use O.K. as in English.

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KAI sounds like KIGH. Colloquial for DESU KA example: Nan kai? = Nan desu ka?
KAN KAN sounds like KAHN KAHN. Slang which means "pissed off" or "going ballistic" or "enraged"
KEITA sounds like KAY TAH. Informal term for "cell phone"
KI GA TSUITA >> Informal phrase which translates as "to be awake" or "to be conscious" and also means "I just noticed something"
KIMOCHI WARUI sounds like KEE MO CHEE WAH RU EE. Informal phrase which means "feel sick" but is more often used to say "yuck!" or "gross!". I think that if you say "Kimochi GA warui" then it refers to how sick you feel.
KIMOI sounds like KEE MOY. Informal term for " feel sick" or "makes me feel sick", it is short for KIMOCHI WARUI.
KI NI SHINAI sounds like KEY KNEE SHEEN EYE. Informal phrase meaning "don't worry" or "no problem". "Ki ni suru" means, "To worry".
KIDOU sounds like KEY DOH. Informal term which means "start to function" or "be functional".
KISAMA sounds like KEY SAH MAH. Impolite term for "you" and will probably get you into a fight if you use it (in Japan). Literally means "your honorable self".
KISHOI sounds like KEY SHEH. Informal term for "gross" or "nasty".
KOCHI KOCHI sounds like KO CHEE KO CHEE. Slang meaning "this way!" or "over here!". It is short for KOCHIRA which is a polite way of saying "this way".
KOITSU sounds like KOYT-SUU. Informal term meaning "this thing" or "this dude/chic" and can be considered rude.
KON ~ >> This is the friendly and cool way to say "Konnichi ha " in a chatroom.
KON'ARO sounds like CON ARROW. Impolite term for "you bastard!". It is short for "kono yaro"
KONCHA >> Short for Konnichiwa and is very colloquial.
KONJYOYAKI >> Pressing a lit cigarette onto your own arm to prove you've got "konjyo" (guts) Thanks to Boozemonkey for this one.
KONO YARO sounds like KO NO YAH ROH. Impolite phrase meaning "you/that bastard!" even though "kono" refers to "this". ( see "YARO" )
KORA sounds like KO RAH. Informal term meaning "hey!" or close to "listen here!" and is used to get someone's attention in a rough tone.
KOSO KOSO sounds like KO SO KO SO. Onomotopoeia which describes a "sneaky" action or behavior.
KURE YO sounds like KUU REH YOH. Informal phrase meaning "please do this for me" and is literally closer to "wont'cha do this for me?" and can also be used as in "Gimmie!" (Thanks to Mamingazetto)
KORYA sounds like KO REE AH. Colloquial for KORE WA meaning "this"
KUSO sounds like KUU SO. Exclamation that means "shit!" and is used just like anywhere in the world.
KUSOTARE sounds like KUU SO TAH REH. Slang term which is easily translated to "shithead"

L THERE ARE WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE THEY START WITH L, BUT THEY DON'T.

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MAA sounds like MAH. Colloquial interjection that closely translates as "well..." or "anyway..." and is included very often (I mean very often with some people) with no intended meaning.
MAA MO NAKU (NAI) sounds like MAH MOW NAH KOO. Colloquial usage which translates as "a short time" and more literally is "not even for a short amount of time". You can use it to describe that something happened a short while ago, or that something will happen shortly, or that something has been going on for only a short amount of time.
MAGURO = Slang, refers to a woman who is rather less than enthusiastic during sex. Like a "dead fish". (Thanks to Honen)
MAHO SHOJO sounds like MAH HO SHOW JOE. Informal term from anime which refers to a female character that has magical powers.
MAJI sounds like MAH GEE. Informal phrase that means "really?" or "are you serious?"
MAMA sounds like MAH MAH. Informal phrase meaning "calm down" or "there there". It is also used to refer to something that is "same as usual"
MANIAKU sounds like MAH NEE AKKU. Slang word referring to someone who is a know-it-all about a subject. It may be that this is a more positive term like an "otaku" is a know-it-all about anime. (Thanks to Balaji from India for this suggestion!)
MATA NE ! >> This is how you say, "See you later !"
MAZUI sounds like MAH ZEE. Informal term that refers to something that tastes terrible or something that sucks.
MECHA >> Slang word added for emphasis, kinda like "Ultra-...." so you could say "Mecha muzukashi desu ne!" for "It's super difficult huh?!" (Thanks to Mina for this suggestion!)
MECHA'KUCHA >> means "very" as in "pretty f**king good!"
MENDOI >> Informal term for "troublesome". It is short for MENDO KUSAI which literally means "stinks of trouble".
MISE MONO JA NAI YO ! >> Loosely means "what are you looking at buddy !?"
MUKATSUKU>> Informal term for "being irritated" or "pissed off"
MUKO >> Impolite term that literally means "opposite side" but it is used to refer to someone else who is causing you to be angry and you are totally against of. Also refers to something that you feel is not correct or unreasonable, Very close to "damn you!"
MURI SHINAI DE >> loosely translates as "take it easy!" or "don't kill yourself!"
MUYO sounds like MUU YOH. Informal term that means "unnecessary." It is also used to say "(there is) no need" for something.
MUZUI sounds like MU ZEEH. Informal term for "difficult" and is short for MUZUKASHII

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NAMERU JA NAI sounds like NAH MEH RUU JAH NYE. Informalphrase which translates as "don't mess with me!" or "don't underestimate me!". It is usually said in an aggressive tone of voice.
NAME'N JA NE sounds like NAMEN JAH NEH. Informal phrase which is derived from NAMERU JA NAI ("don't mess with me")
NANCHATTE sounds like NAN CHA TEH. Slang term that is popular with young people, it is used in the same
way that "...just kidding!" is. It basically lets you know that somebody is just fooling around jokingly, or being ironic about what they are talking about.
NANDAKKE >> This expression is used when someone mentions something that you might have been told before but you forgot. Or, it is used to express " Um yeah, what about that (thing you're talking about)?"
NAN DE sounds like NAN DEH. Colloquial term meaning "why?"
NANKA SA >> slangy term, can be used loosely as in "....oh yeah...by the way.."
...NA NO DA sounds like NAH NO DAH. Colloquial quirk, and I'll go out on a ledge and say that it equals the words NO DESU and does not change the meaning of the sentence otherwise.
NANPA sounds like NAN PAH. Slang term meaning "pick up line" or "to try and pick someone up".
NANTE KOTO sounds like NAN TEH KO TO. Interjection which loosely translates to "Oh my gosh!" and more literally means "what an experience!"
NANTO KA sounds like NAN TOH KAH. Informal phrase that means, "Somehow..."
It is usually use in the phrase, "Nanto ka na....." which is usually used when trying to say," I guess I'll figure it out somehow...." or "I guess I'm not sure how it will work out".
NARUHODO >> When you are speaking or chatting with a Japanese person, say this often so they know you are still listening.
NE sounds like NEH. Informal interjection with many uses. It can mean "right?" or "isn't it" or "hey!"
-NECHAN sounds like NEH CHAH NN. Informal suffix added to girl's names to add respect but it doesn't add formality. It refers to an older sister but the person doesn't have to actually be related. This is used alot in Tenchi Muyo by Sasami.
-NICHAN sounds like KNEE CHAH NN. Informal suffix added to boy's names to add respect but it doesn't add formality. It refers to an older brother but the person doesn't have to actually be related. This is used alot inTenchi Muyo by Sasami.
NYAKO sounds like NEE AH KO. Informal term for "kitty cat"
NYUUYOKU >> This means "take a bath" and is used as a pun because it sounds like the Japanese word for New York. Get it?

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OBOETE OKE sounds like OH BOY TOH KEH. Colloquial phrase which roughly translates as "Remember this!" (Thanks to Greg C. Sharp for this definition). For further clarification, I will add that "OKE" comes from "OKU" which means "to put" or "to place" or "to keep", in other words, OBOETE OKE means that you should
take whatever information is being given to you and you better keep it in your thoughts.
OFKAI sounds like AH HH KIGH. Informalinternet term which refers to meeting an internet acquaintance in person, face to face. (replace the "f" sound with an "h" sound)
OHA sounds like OH HAH. Exclamatory phrase for "good morning". Very short for OHAYO GOZAIMASU.
OHISA~ >> This is the cool and friendly way to say, "Long time no see" and it is short for "O-hisashiburi desu ne"
OI sounds like OY. Informal term meaning "hey!". Used to get somebody's attention.
OITOMA >> very common expressed used to say " I gotta go now!!!"
OMAE sounds like OH MAH YEH. Informal term for "you". This is not a term you use to speak to people you respect.
OMAKE sounds like OH MAH KEH. Slang for "bonus" but is also an informal term for "defeat" or "loss".
OMATA sounds like OH MAH TAH. Informal phrase which means "sorry to keep you waiting" and is short for the more polite OMATASE SHIMASHITA.
OMOROI -Slang, short for omoshiroi
ONIGIRI I think it sounds like OH NEE GEE LEE. Standard word which means "wrapped" but refers to a very common rice treat. Just in case you didn't know, this is what you call the little rice cakes that you see kids eating in most anime. They look like little white turnovers and are made of rice and maybe a little stuffing inside, usually pickled plum. Sometimes they have a little piece of seaweed on the outside. This may be called "MUSUBI" or "OMUSUBI" which means "tied up". By the way, in some Pokemon episodes, onigiri is referred to as "donuts" which they obviously are not.
ONORE sounds like OH NO REH. Impolite term referring to "one's self" but is being sarcastic in a way that makes the listener angry. It's like "KISAMA" means "your honorable self" but is actually making a snide remark. (Thanks to Mamingazetto)
O SAKI NI sounds like OH SAH KEY KNEE. Informal phrase used to say "excuse me for going ahead of you". It is a short way to say "Saki ni, shitsurei shimasu" which means, "I am being rude for going ahead/before you".
OSSU sounds like OSSS. Slang term meaning "good morning". It is the very first and last part of "ohayo gozaimasu".

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PAKURU >> Slang meaning to steal something, or to steal someone's idea (related to PAKURI) Thanks to Chicken dance for this one.
PECHA KUCHA >> This is the most commonly used term for someone who talks alot, a real "chatterbox"
PIN PON sounds like PEEN PON. Onomatopoeia which means "ding!" as in "ding! you're right!"
PURA MODERU sounds like PRUH MODURUH. Informal term for "plastic model". the PURA- is from PURASUCHIKKU which means "plastic".
PURI PURI >> This is used to describe somebody's mood that seems to be grouchy or moody.

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RAKKI sounds like RAH KEY. Slang term that comes from the English word "lucky" and is used to express that something really "cool" just happened that makes you feel "lucky".
RYOKAI sounds like YO KIGH. Informal term meaning "roger!" as used in military radio communications. The "R" is rarely noticeable. The literal translation is, "agreement" or "understanding". Thanks to M. Fiorello for pointing out the proper spelling for this one. The word "YOKAI" is standard for "ghosts" or "phantoms".

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SABISU sounds like SAH BIS. Loan word meaning "service" but when you hear it used in anime, usually at the end credits or previews, it refers to "fan service" which means that the current video or the next video in the series will include bonus scenes or artwork.
SADO sounds like SAW DOH. Informal term which means "operational" or "to operate" in terms of operating equipment. Also, Slang, this meaning refers to a "sadist" or "S&M" in general. (Thanks to Ahondara).
SAIKIN DOU ? >> This is how you say "Hows it goin lately ?" This is for people you know already.
SAIKO sounds like PSYCHO. Slang word meaning "the best" or "the coolest!" or "awesome!"
SAITE sounds like SIGH TEH. Slang word meaning "the worst" or "it's the pits" or "crappy".
SA'NARA sounds like SAH NAH RAH. Colloquial term that is short for SAYONARA.
SASUGA sounds like SAS GAH. Informal term, (not slang, but is used a lot in anime so I'll include it) This is used to say that, "(somebody) did something good, or they did a good job, just as you would expect"
SAYO sounds like SAH YO. Interjection meaning "it's true" and is another way of saying SO KA if you use the words SAYO KA.
SHAKUHACHI = Slang, literal meaning is a "bamboo flute or clarinet" but is used to refer to "oral sex given to a man" (Thanks to Honen)
SHIKKARI SHITE sounds like SHEEKAH REESH TEH. Informal phrase meaning "be strong" or "get a hold of yourself" or "be confident".
SHIMATTA sounds like SHIH MAH TAH. Informal term simply meaning "damn it!"
SHINAI sounds like SHE NIGH. Informal word which usually means "don't do" but actually in some uses, possibly more by women, it simply replaces NAI which means "none or no". You mostly have to figure this out by using the context of what is being said.
SHISHI-ODOSHI >> Standard term for the common garden water fountain that is made out of bamboo seen in many anime movies. It means "deer scarer". This is the thing that makes that "clack" sound.
SHOCK >> Loan word used to express "shock" or disbelief.
SHOGANAI DARO sounds like SHOW GAH NIGH DAH ROH. Informal phrase that expresses the feeling that something is hopeless and you might as well stop resisting and just go along with it. It is like saying, "OH, what's the use...?"
SHOKIN KASEGI sounds like SHOW KEEN KAH SEH GEEH. Informal phrase meaning "bounty hunting". SHOKIN is "reward" and KASEGI is "earnings".
SHOKIN KUBI NI sounds like SHOW KEEN KUU BEE KNEE. Informalphrase meaning "bounty" or "reward". KUBI is "neck" so it means that "there is a reward in your neck".
SHUSSE HARAI sounds like SHOE SEH HA RYE. Informal phrase meaning "success payment". It is used to indicate that you want to buy something on credit. It is normally used as in "I'll pay you when I score big!".
SHINAKUCHA >> Colloquial usage, short for "shinakereba naranai" which means "must" (Thanks to Ario Wibowo)
SO DESU NE sounds like SO DEZ NEH. Informal phrase with many meanings. The first meaning can be "It is, isn't it?", another meaning can be "I see...", or "It seems to be that way" or "I think it's true (because of what I know from other people)". Also, you will hear this phrase a lot in television interviews, it seems to be a popular habit, and is probably a polite way of letting the other person know you are listening to them.
SO KA sounds like SO KAH. Informal phrase which can mean "really?" or "I see..."
SON'NA sounds like SO NAH. Interjection which means "no way!" or "that can't be!". This word is normally found in dictionaries, but doesn't seem to include this translation.
SORE GA, DOSHITA? sounds like SOREH GAH DOSH TAH. Informal phrase which translates as "so what?!"
SORO SORO.... >> This is a somewhat polite way to say "Umm....I gotta get goin ok? " The complete phrase is "Soro soro oitoma o....."
SO SO sounds like SOH SOH. Interjection usage translates as "Indeed!" "By the way!..." "Come to think of it!"
SUGE sounds like SUU GEH. Slang term meaning "cool!" or "awesome!". It is slang for SUGOI
SUKOSHI WARUI NO JA NAI sounds like SKOSH EE WAH RU EE NO JAH NIGH. Informalphrase which best translates as "not too shabby". Literally means "it's not a little bit bad"
SUMMAN sounds like SUU MAH. Informal term, short for SUMIMASEN. SUMIMASEN can mean "I'm sorry" or "thank you", but SUMMA is generally used to express regret.

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TAKO sounds like TACO. Informal term for "stupid jerk" with emphasis on the stupid. It literally means "octopus".
TAKU sounds like TAH KU. Slang term which closely means "damn it!", probably from the word MATTAKU.
TAKURU >> Slang which means to catch a taxi (Thanks to MacGyver)
TAOSU sounds like TAOS. Informal term for "drop" or "defeat" but slang usage means "kill"
TASHIKA NI sounds like TASH KAH KNEE. Informal phrase that means "certainly" or "without a doubt"
TEME sounds like TEH MEH. Informal and extremely rude way to say "you". Very popular word in anime. Using this word means you're looking for trouble.
TTE BA sounds like TEH BAH. Informal phrase ending used when you have to repeat yourself when you think someone is not listening to you. EXAMPLE: "Yamete! yamete tte ba!" "Stop! Stop! I said!"It took a long time to find out what this meant! It emphasizes that you just said something.
TTE KA >> very slangy phrase, and can be used for just about anything like....."you know....." "....oh yeah..." "..by the way...." "in other words"
-TTE KANJI sounds like TEH KAN GEE. Slang inserted in phrases or at the end of words to express "it's something like" or "you know what I mean....?" or "....like, you know...."
TTE YANDE sounds like TEH YAH NN DEH. Slang phrase used to express that what has just been said has made the listener angry. Related to YAGARU and -TTE YAGANDE.
TOKO sounds like TOH KOH. Slang for "male" "boy" or "man". It is used often enough in anime, but I haven't seen it in any dictionaries yet. It seems to be just a shortened word for "OTOKO".
TOMA sounds like TOH MAH. Informal expression which I am still looking into.
TOTTO TOTTO sounds like TOTO TOTO. Informal phrase meaning "oops! oops!" or "whoa! whoa!"
TSUBO NI HAITTA >> Expresses that something was funny (Thanks to Boozemonkey)
TSUKIATTE sounds like SKEE AH TEH. Informal term meaning "to date" or "to go out with".
TURE-SHON >> Slang which means to go to the bathroom with a friend(s) (Thanks to Mokuren)

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UKETA >> Expresses that something was funny. (Thanks to Boozemonkey)
UNCHI >> Slang referring to anyone who sucks at sports. (Thanks to Chickendance)
URUSAI sounds like UUH RUU SIGH. Impolite term that can mean "shut up!" or "damn! that's annoying!" or can describe something that is really obnoxious. The literal meaning is closer to "noisy"
URUSSE sounds like UH RUH SEH. Slang term that means "shut up!" and is related to URUSAI.
USANKUSAI sounds like UUH SAN KUH SIGH. Informal term which means "suspicious". Could come from USSO KUSAI which means "reeks of a lie". KUSAI by itself can be used to mean suspicious, and is similar to our use of "something smells funny about this".
USSE sounds like UUH SEH. Slang for URUSAI, this more often means "shut up!"
UZATTAI sounds like UUH ZA TEH. Impolite term related to URUSAI, but this more specifically refers to someone or something that is really obnoxious or troublesome.

VTHERE ARE NO WORDS THAT START WITH V...I think....

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WAKE sounds like WAH KEH. Informal word which means "reason, or meaning" This is one word which requires a little extra study. In some cases it is inserted just to express emphasis on what is being said. Be sure you study as many uses of this word because sometimes it changes what is being said completely.
WARI >> informal way of saying "sorry" and you may hear it more often as "Wari wari !"
WASHA >> Informal colloquial term which simply replaces WATASHI meaning "me" or "I".

X THERE ARE NO WORDS THAT START WITH X ...REALLY! Except maybe a Japanese underground punk band ^^ LOL

Y
YABAI sounds like YAH BYE or YAH BEH. Informal term for "Oh shit!" or "I blew it!" or "I'm in trouble!"
YADA sounds like YAH DAH. Slang term meaning "no" or "no way!"
YAGANDE sounds YAH GAN DEH. Slang for YAGARU NO DESU, YAGARU refers to something that causes contemptuous feelings, usually something that has been said. Basically, if you add YAGARU to a sentence, you are being a "bad ass".
YAGARU sounds like YAH GA ROO. Impolite term added to a sentence to convey contempt or insult.
YARE YARE sounds like YAH REH YAH REH. Exclamation that is close in meaning to "my goodness!"
YARO sounds like YAH ROH. Impolite term for "bastard!". It literally means "farm hand" which in Japan seems to be pretty bad.
YARU KA sounds like YAH RUU KAH. Informal phrase which roughly translates as "do you wanna piece of me?!" or "you want some?!" in an aggressive tone. Of course, in a romantic tone of voice, it can mean "do you want to have sex?"
YARU NA sounds like YAH RUU NAH. Informal phrase meaning "not bad". It is more often used in a fight when an opponent makes a skillful move.
YATSU sounds like YACHT SUU. Slang for "that person" or "that dude". It is not necessarily rude, and can be used in a familiar way. YATSURA is the plural form.
YATTSUKERU >> To knock someone out, but slang uses means to finish something up (Thanks to Miyagisan)
YAWA sounds like YAH WAH. Informal word for something that is "weak" or "whimpy" or "flimsy". It is not commonly written this way in many dictionaries, it is short for YAWARAKA.
YO >> Colloquial usage, besides the usage for emphasis, it can be used as a greeting such as "Hey!" (Thanks to RadicalNIGHTS)
YOKAI see RYOKAI
YOROSHII sounds like YO ROH SHEE. Slang for "alright!" or "O.K!"
YOROSHIKU TANOM sounds like YOH ROSH KU TAH NUM. Informal phrase which means "I have a favor to ask from you". It is short for YOROSHIKU TANOMIMASU.
YUPPA sounds like YUP PAH. Slang term for "yup" or "yeah".

Z
ZAKKENAYO sounds like ZAH KEN EYE YO. Exclamatory phrase that means "don't mess with me!" and is very harsh. It comes from the phrase FUZAKERU NAI YO.As you can see, it is just a shortened version of FUZAKERU. I have seen this term translated as "Don't F**K with me!" but I think that would depend more on the tone and the circumstances, because FUZAKERU is actually better translated as "fool around" or "joke around".
ZAMA MIRO sounds like ZAMA MEE ROH. Informal phrase meaning "serves you right!" or "you had it coming!" and can imply a "in your face!" type of comeback.
ZANNEN NAGARA sounds like ZAN NEN NAH GAH RAH. Colloquial phrase used to express regret, such as sympathy when something bad has happened. It can also be used playfully such as "Nyah! Nyah! Too bad for you!"
ZEN IN sounds like ZAIN. Common phrase that means,"everyone" or "all the people mentioned". I have included this word because I could not find it anywhere spelled the way it sounded..... this is common as you probably know.
ZURAKARU ZE sounds like ZUU RAH KAH RUU ZEH. Exclamatory phrase meaning "let's scram!" or "let's get the hell outta here!"
ZURUI >> expression used when someone thinks someone is playing dirty or unfair. The normal phrase is "Zurui shita !" which means, "You cheated !" or "You played dirty !"

Lowongan Kerja di Malang (per 30 November - 6 Desember 2010)

2010-11-29T11:35:00.002+07:00

PT. Panverta Cakrakencana (exp : 6 Desember 2010)

Posisi & Persyaratan :

1. Production Supervisor

- Lulusan S1 Teknik Kimia, Teknik Mesin

- IPK min. 2,75

- Pria, usia maks. 30 tahun

- Bisa berbahasa Inggris dan menguasai komputer

- Tidak buta warna

- Berjiwa kepemimpinan

- Mampu bekerja dalam tim

- Bersedia kerja shift

2. Kepala Gudang Barang Jadi

- Lulusan S1 Teknik Industri Manajemen

- Menguasai komputer

- Tidak buta warna

- Berjiwa kepemimpinan

- Lebih disukai yang memiliki pengalaman bekerja di pabrik/gudang

Lamaran dikirim via email ke hrd@panverta.com

CV. Asia Mandiri Malang

Posisi & Persyaratan :
1. Bagian Administrasi Kantor dan Toko
    -   Perempuan
    -   Pekerja keras, Disiplin dan Tanggung jawab tinggi serta supel
    -   Minimal lulusan SLTA / SMK / Kejuruan / Sederajat
    -   Pengalaman tidak di prioritaskan.

2. Bagian Pelaksana Teknisi Mesin AC,dan Instalasi Listrik    -   Minimal lulusan SMK / Kejuruan / Sederajat    -   Jurusan Electronika / Listrik / Mesin Industri    -   Mempunyai SIM C    -   Pekerja keras, Disiplin dan Tanggung jawab tinggi    -   Pengalaman lebih di utamakan ( Khusus Untuk Teknisi Mesin Pendingin / AC )

3. Bagian Teknisi Komputer    -   Minimal lulusan SMK / Kejuruan / Sederajat    -   Jurusan Teknik Komputer / Sederajat    -   Pekerja keras, Disiplin dan Tanggung jawab tinggi    -   Pengalaman tidak di prioritaskan.

*Lowongan Hanya untuk yang serius dan tidak terikat dengan pekerjaan lain atau tidak dalam status masih pelajar / mahasiswa.

Kirim lamaran dan Data lengkap melalui Via pos dan tidak melalui email atau datang langsung ke alamat :

CV. ASIA MANDIRI MALANG
JL. RAYA MALANGSUKO 61A TUMPANG

Kode Post 65156

MALANG – JAWA TIMUR

Finance and Accounting 2010 Malang (exp : 30 November 2010)
.:Perusahaan Konsultan Keuangan yang berkantor pusat di Jakarta membutuhkan beberapa tenaga profesional yang akan ditempatkan di wilayah Malang:.
Posisi :
1. Global Financial Analyst (FA)
2. Senior Financial Consultant(SFC)
3. Assistant Financial Consultant (AFC)
4. Customer Representative (CR)

Persyaratan umum:
- S1 jurusan Ekonomi dengan IPK minimim 3,00 (2)
- D3 jurusan ekonomi dengan IPK minimum 2,75 (3)
- D3 segala jurusan dengan IPK minimum 3,00 (1)
- Berpengalaman di perbankan, dan perusahaan jasa keuangan lainnya (1,2)
- Wanita max 27th, berpenampilan menarik, enerjik, dan berwawasan luas (4)
- Mempunyai daya analisa yang kuat (1-3)
- Siap untuk menjalani training ke Jakarta [bila diperlukan] (2,3)
- Siap ditempatkan di kota malang dan melakukan perjalanan dinas luar kota (1-3)
- Mampu melakukan alokasi waktu dengan baik (1-4)
- Lebih diutamakan berdomisili di kota malang dan sekitarnya (1-4)

Bagi yang memenuhi persyaratan silahkan kirimkan aplikasi lengkap ke alamat di bawah ini:
Recruitment Department
Up Ibu Silvi
email: silvia_orenzo@yahoo.com

Asbak Gaul : Tapi Inget Lho Bahaya Rokok!!

2010-11-24T22:38:00.000+07:00

.: Asbak Paru-Paru :.

Asbak berbentuk paru-paru ini bisa ngeluarin suara batuk lho, lucu kan, hehe...

Jika kita meletakkan rokok di sisi kiri, asbak akan mengeluarkan suara teriakan (screaming) dan jika kita meletakkan rokok di sisi kanan, asbak akan mengeluarkan suara orang yg sedang batuk (coughing), unik kan, hehehe...

Asbak ini terdapat 2 pilihan warna, yaitu warna hitam dan warna putih. Dengan menggunakan asbak ini, diharapkan bagi yg merokok bisa inget bahaya merokok, soalnya ada suara batuknya..

.: BBQ Cigarette Ashtray :.

Asbak rokok ini didesain dengan konsep barbeque, yang asap bbq nya itu dari asap rokok itu sendiri. Jika kita letakkan rokok pada asbaknya, seolah olah kita sedang memasak makanan yang ada di atasnya. Lucu banget kan?
Produk ini juga tersedia dalam beberapa model, jadi apa selera kamu?

Product Details :
Bahan : Keramik
Lumayan berat jadi tidak perlu kawatir asbaknya mudah tergeser atau jatuh.

Model yang tersedia :
- Sotong barbeque
- Sayuran barbeque
- Ayam barbeque
- Jagung barbeque

Harga asbak : IDR 100.000,-
Pembelian lebih dari 1, dapat harga khusus :D

Order via:
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Mini Speaker Lucu : Biar Lega Denger Musiknya

2010-11-24T21:57:00.001+07:00

.: Mini Speaker Monster :.

IDR 115.000,-
Pembelian lebih dari 1, dapat harga khusus :D

.: Mini Speaker Baby :.

IDR 150.000,-
Pembelian lebih dari 1, dapat harga khusus :D

Order via:
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Choken Bako : Celengan Unik buat si Jago Nabung

2010-11-24T21:39:00.002+07:00

Anjing makan... sudah biasa

Anjing makan uang.... Luar Biasa

Anjing Matre.. Anjing Pintar?

Ini Anjingku... Cuma doyan UANG!

Spesifikasi Produk:

Ukuran Produk: 150 × 80 × 160mm

Ukuran Paket: 180 × 100 × 200mm

Berat Produk: 699gr

Power: 2 × AA baterai (tidak termasuk)

Warna: Putih, Hitam, Cokelat

Video :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqTbd_ihY

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IDR 190.000,-

Pembelian lebih dari 1, dapat harga khusus :D

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HP: 089.8344.1312 [SMS Only]

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