
My St. Patrick’s weekend started on Thursday night right after my Music and Popular Culture midterm…
Thursday Night
- Railed coupla lines. Dropped a hit of acid. Went wandering around in my school’s arboretum. Drug Ballad by Eminem
- Acid kicks in two hours later and made me realize my heart was beating really fast. Freaked out and thought I was gonna die from a heart attack. 300 M.P.H. Torrential Outpour Blues by The White Stripes
Friday Night
- Friend’s birthday. Started drinking at 7. Super Orgy Porno Party by Planet Smashers
Saturday Night
- Another friend’s birthday. Went to the bars downtown. There were some drunk singing of Queen’s tune on the bus ride. Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
- Hit it off with a chick who’s a friend of a friend of a friend. Make It Wit Chu by Queens of the Stone Age
- Ditched her at a club. Home For A Rest by Spirit Of The West
Sunday Night
- Drank four Lakeport Strong in half an hour. 500 Miles by The Proclaimers
- Got a massive headache that did not go away for the rest of the night. Brain Damage by Pink Floyd
Tonight
- Went downtown to get some $10 all-you-can-eat wings deal at an Irish pub downtown. Place was packed when we got there. Went around bar hopping and drinking pitchers of green beer instead. Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones
- Went to a pool place and played some pool and got a chicken sandwich and fries. Steak For Chicken by The Moldy Peaches
… and that’s that for this year’s St. Patrick’s weekend.