Day of Masacre and Love.♥

-Day 45. I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.- Author Unknown

Well it’s V-Day again. In honor of today, I’ve decided to write a little love letter at the end of this post.
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The next segment is called:

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Stupid is as stupid does. 4 Parts.

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STUPID
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[while using my teddy bear Santa pen]
Toto:

You know Christmas passed right?
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Bee:
No I didn't, I’m glad you told me! Old must be contagious!
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STUPIDER:
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[after taking my Lean Cuisine out of microwave]
Scarecrow:

Does it get very hot?
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Bee: [rolling my eyes]
No, it makes it colder.
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STUPIDEST
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CL the receptionist:

Are you trying to degrade me by not letting me go to the bathroom?
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Bee: [I looked up perplexed, hadn't even noticed her come into the Business Office because I was, you know, working.]
Wha-huh?
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CL:

Do you think I like coming over and asking you if I "may" go to the bathroom as if I were a child asking teacher?
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Bee: [after taking her argument into consideration]
While I AM pretty awesome and have many super powers, detecting when your bladder is full is not one of them.
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[CL huffs out so I get up to give her the rest of my wise and sage advise (did you just say wise-ass? okay.)]
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Bee:

Unless you know a better way, other than me checking you with a dipstick, the only thing my simple mind can come up with is YOU telling ME you have to go to the bathroom.

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Stupidest of all:

Me.

I'm upset I didn't think of the whole "withholding potty breaks" as a social experiment in my constant war against the bats. I must be slipping in my old age! What? Christmas is really over??

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Here is my love letter:
♥Burgundy is the color of L-O-V-E
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How did I ever function before you came into my life?
If I were to be stranded on a highway, I could use you as my lifeline.

You wake me up in time to be late for work.
You remind me of people’s birthdays and movies I want to see.
You tell me about the weather and how to get places.
You let me watch shows I’ve missed and keep me updated on my bloggy friends.
It was love at first sight even though all I saw was a picture.

When I saw you up close and personal it was better than my dreams.
You go with me wherever I go, even when I take a shower you are by my side.

Your sweet tune makes me realize people love to talk to me.
And even though you cost me a few weeks of my allowance, buying you was totally worth it!

My ♥ will never be the same.

I love you my new Blackjack II in Burgundy.

Bee ♥s B2B 4-ever!

Who'd you think it was gonna be for? Andy? ;o)

Yeah, I suck at writing love letters cuz I'm not the mushy type.

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