The Enigma That Is Me

Okay, I know that there are a lot of questions that need answering, regarding our Supernanny episode. So here are my answers: Yes, No, No, No, Maybe, Sometimes, Yes, Only On Fridays. There! I think that pretty much covers it. Before you all get a sneak peek into the chaos that truly is my life, I thought that this little survey would give you a good idea of why I would ever dream of letting total strangers into my house to film my every fault. Other than the obvious answer of, I'm a glutton for punishment (hence my large family,) here are some random facts that may give you a better idea of where I'm coming from. Then again, they may not say anything profound about me at all. Either way, you must be bored if you're reading my blog, so here they are for your enjoyment (or disgust.):


> 1. Do you like blue cheese? Barf. Cheese should not be blue. It's just wierd.
> 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope. I've got enough psychological problems without adding a new one!
> 3. Do you own a gun? Not yet... I'm considering it after this week.
> 4. What is one of your pet peeves? When Daniel eats gouda cheese and then breathes on me. Gag.
> 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Only if I'm there for a pregnancy test, or if theres' an IUD hanging out of my rear end.
> 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Hot dogs and blue cheese are both classified as gag inducing foods.
> 7. Favorite Christmas movie? Christmas Vacation...hands down!
> 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? I would love to start the day off with a nice glass of Merlot. But I can't, so I settle for coffee.
> 9. Can you do push ups? Heck yeah, with the right bra, I can push the twins waaaaay up! Oh...you mean exercise? Maybe, but I don't feel like trying.
> 10. Your current Age? 29....(sigh)
> 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelery? My wedding ring.
> 12. Favorite hobby? Blogging, drinking wine, blogging after I drink too much wine (that's when all the really good stuff comes out!)
> 13. Favorite Actor? Tom Hanks (LOVE HIM) and Adam Sandler (HIM TOO)
> 14. Do you have A.D.D.? Nope. I'm just a head case.
> 15. What's one trait you hate about yourself? Flaky
> 16. Middle name? Renee
> 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
> 1. If Phillip doesn't stop his shrill screaming, I just might tear my ears off my head.
> 2. Only two more hours until I can have a glass of wine.
> 3. Damn it. Gotta finish this later...Marlie just shoved a Q-tip into Daniel's ear and he's screaming bloody murder.
> 18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. Chocolate eggs, a present for Hannah's b-day, a bathing suit for my Mommy Swimsuit Issue!!
> 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Merlot, Cabernet, Coffee
> 20. Current worries? I'm worried about whether or not we will be able to get out of this neighborhood.
>21. Current hate right now? I dislike my dirty floor and my lack of gumption to mop it. Okay, now I'm over it.
> 22. Favorite place to be? Here. In my own little corner of insanity
>23. Where would you like to go? To France, Italy and Disney World!
>24. Do you own slippers? Yep, flip flops and slippers are my favorites, even in winter
> 25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? I like sleeping in any sheets that a kid has not barfed or peed on.
> 26. Can you whistle? Yes, my grandpa taught me that and the Tarzan call
> 27.. Favorite color? Blue
> 28. Would you be a pirate? Yes, and I'd make the kids walk the plank when they pissed me off!
> 29. What songs do you sing in the shower? No time for singing. I'm usually yelling at the kids to get out of the bathroom and leave me alone for two damn seconds before I go nuts and start chucking bottles of shampoo at them (hypothetically speaking, of course)
> 30. Last thing that made you laugh? Ella pulling down her pants in the van and pooping right on the van floor as I was talking to my friend on the phone. It was either laugh or cry.
>31. Did taping "Supernanny" help your family? More than anyone will ever know.

Feel free to add any other questions that you'd like answered. I'm not saying that I'll answer them, but I'm just curious to know if anyone actually read through this whole boring post!