Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
All generalizations are false.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
I brake for no apparent reason.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
May 6, 2008
My Favorite Bumper Stickers
By: Sandee (Comedy +) @ 00:01
Labels: Bumper Stickers
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Oh, those are great, Sandee!!
"Cover me. I'm changing lanes." Cracked me up!
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?" Oh, how I've longed to say just that to some teenagers!
"I brake for no apparent reason."
I think they actually teach that in Drivers Ed. here in Ohio. Cheers!!
Silly Sandee! Thanks for making me giggle!
Hehehe.
Peace
Love'em! Too true!!!
Some blinders there. Excellent. And so funny.
sometimes sarge brakes for no reason too. i'll say honey why are we stopping here in the road and he'll say something like, oh, i thought the light was changing to red. sigh...
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Now remember I now live in the redneck capitol of the world....
Funniest I've seen here-
Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chickens but and wait!
Only in GA, lol.
Oh hahahahaha, love these... saw one the other day which made me think, it was; don't worry about what other people think, they don't do it much... hahahah... there are some creative ones for sure... I like horn broken watch for finger! have a great night and take care... luv you and hugs :)))))))
A few of these are priceless!
"....you're still an idiot"
"....use birth control"
Gotta love 'em.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. And thank goodness for that!!
Very funny stuff! :)
Thanks for the laugh.
My other car's a broom.
Auntie Em and Dorothy....hilarious.
Those are funny!
too funny...which one is on your bumper?
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