Megan Fox remains hot despite stoner tattoo
Megan Fox, who sports several sassy tattoos, is currently having one removed because the ‘artist’ who gave it to her was high at the time. She stated that she’ll be more careful next time she picks an artist. The tattoo was apparently supposed to be tribal but ended up a smudged mess.
The Transformers star says, “The guy was smoking weed while he tattooed me and he didn’t do it correctly. Now it’s nothing and I’m gonna get it removed. I was told he was a really amazing tattoo artist but he wasn’t on his game that night. He was distracted.” (source)
First. It’s absolutely ridiculous how hot Megan Fox is. She probably just looks at herself in the mirror for hours everyday saying, God DAMN. I’m REALLY pretty. I think she may be a scientific experiment by the devil.
Second. Of course the guy was nervous. He was tattooing Megan Fox. Most men would have just passed out because their penis exploded. I, on the other hand would make her oatmeal raisin cookies (her fave!), then we would play with my Spyro Gyro kit (hours of drawing fun!), then we would watch RENT (and cry!), and then we would have a pillow fight and fall asleep together on my couch. Where I would carve my name on her ass with my Mortimer Ichabod Marker pen - because whores like her need to be marked. More Megan!
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Written by Fatback on June 25, 2007 – 1:25 pm
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June 27th, 2007 at 9:23 am
The chick is rediculously hot! And, in the last Maxim, says that she enjoys sex, likes to smoke marijuana and get high, and likes the pain from getting tattoos. Can’t say but I wouldn’t like to penetrate her panties, but she probably doesn’t wear any. So, I’d just have to bed her and bang her and do her over and over to keep her out of the tattoo parlors. Tough job, but someone needs to do it.