 | A “Stuff Lesbians Like” Footnote |
Some of you may be asking, “What’s up with all this talk about man crushes and gay guy porn? Aren’t you all, like, lesbians?”
My response is, you’re wading into “Advanced Lesbian Territory.” Remember when you moved from arithmetic to algebra, and they threw all those letters like “x” and “y” at you, and you were like, “Math isn’t supposed to have letters!” Or (if that analogy was too elementary), when you took AP calculus and thought it was a piece of cake and then you went to college, where you took multivariable calculus and they threw another goddamn dimension at you?
Well, you’ve moved into another dimension. Just sit tight, and hopefully it will all make sense.
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Go Connecticut!
At what point does one’s entourage induct one into Multivariable Lesbianism?
TI-85’s are allowed for the exam.
And yes, dear GtS readers. There WILL be an exam.
Dude, they need MATLAB.
/suddenly has flashbacks to freshman year of college and experiences a panic attack.
i love all this high falutin talk about calculus and multivariables!!
uh, i can’t even add anymore. i peaked in high school. it was all downhill from there.
Holy shit I totally forgot about MATLAB.
I had successfully purged it from my brain. damn you.
funny you all should mention matlab…makes me wonder what literaries like yourselves are doing with such tools as matlab *raises da eyebrow*
Uh, in college, I was playing with MATLAB, plastic chemical model sets, and Drosophila, not whatever those black turtleneck wearing Derrida-reading people played with. What DO they play with anyway? From what I witnessed, they mostly drank coffee, smoked clove cigarettes, and got high. I synthesized lidocaine in orgo lab (as an actual assignment). It probably got rerouted to the humanities department to get the above-mentioned people high.
dammit! i meant to make use of this lovely reply-to-comment system. well, see below.
DUDE.
i’m asian.
Asians are pre-med by default for at least 1 year of college.