Mike Durrett, age 3, working it.
CONFIDENTIAL

What the Heck Was I Thinking?

Actual Messages I Wrote, Forgot, Then Found While Cleaning Out My Email Folders

06/21/08

I am going to contact my Hollywood friends and get you that Oscar for Best Stomach, Innie.

06/19/08

I'll compromise. I'll buy you a Blu-ray Twinkie.

Mmmm, hi-def goo!

06/24/08

The film was released in late 1951. I was a fetus -- and as I always complain about movie projection being too dim, I'm confident "The Day the Earth Stood Still" was really dark to me, if I went to the theatre then. Sound muffled...


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