Swiffer



Swiffer gives cleaning a whole new meaning by pushing around shit you thought you had already swept off the floor.

Swiffer's Lift & Lock Pockets smear dust, dirt, hair, and common allergens all over your fresh smelling tiles.

Swiffer. An all-around clean, all around your home... except the bathroom, kitchen, and dining room.

Swiffer Wet-Jet is an all-in-one, ready-to-use mopping system that thoroughly coats your floor with a magnetic force field to attract and lock down all forms of filth.

Swiffer Wet-Jet All-In-One Power Mop can be used for all your health and wellness needs, and it tastes great too.

Swiffer Wet-Jet is safe on virtually all floors because it's cleaning action requires you to be an Olympic gold medalist for boat rowing.


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5 comments:

just a girl... said...

LMAO. That is sooooooooooooooooooo right.

Bee said...

Ha ha! I bought into the miracle of Swifter and it has been sitting in my back porch used only once.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

So you'd recommend The Swiffer then?

;)

jOolian said...

gagahaahha aha haha ahaahahaaaa!! that's so Mint doood!, yah it so swiftly wears yer ass out like an IFC cage fight ....rawwwk;it hard bro...

kathcom said...

I know this thing is a glorified diaper with Velcro on the back, but could you lighten up a little, please? It helps me pretend that I'm cleaning!