Subject: technical notice
Dear World,
The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.
The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the parts responsible for it were replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed equipment indicate that it is functioning correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service
— and hopefully even to improving it in years to come.
Thank you for your patience and understanding,
The USA
E se una nazione volesse chiudere l’abbonamento e fare insourcing della gestione degli ideali?
Spero che gli operatori TLC non si ispirino mai al citato fornitore per le loro policy di ritorsione contro gli utenti infedeli…
… e gira già anche l’upgrade:
Dear Living Organisms:
The Process of Natural Selection, your quality supplier of selfish, infectious, belligerent, destructive genes, would like to apologize for its 4 Billion BC – 2008 AD service provision.
The technical fault which started it has been located, and the lightning and hydrocarbons responsible will be replaced with inert gases in future worlds. Early tests of the newly-conceived program indicate robust equilibria emerge.
We apologize for any flesh eating, bomb dropping, soul crushing inconvenience caused by this oversight, and we look forward to improving other worlds in years to come.
Thank you for your patience and understanding,
God