Faceless Friday

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This is a picture of my friend Randy Hover after his father picked him up from the taxidermist (they did a fantastic job!). We thought he looked great compared to how he looked before being shot in the face by his own mother. Every Christmas, his mother places a candle in his hollowed out skull and lights it at the stroke of midnight. Below is a picture of how he looked before the shotgun blast:

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As you can see, he was an unusual looking fellow (affectionately known as the human lizard). I remember how he was always covered in dirt from crawling under the house looking for mice. He could tell you the colour of a rodent’s fur from distances up to 5 miles by scent alone. His sticky tongue was legendary for catching flies around the southern Mississippi region.

When asked why she shot him, his mother said, “The boy was so damn ugly…it would make a locomotive take a dirt road.” :shock:

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January 18, 2008 · Filed Under Humor

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22 Responses to “Faceless Friday”

  1. teeni on January 18th, 2008 7:02 pm

    ROFL! It’s nice to see you having fun with some imaging software. It’s even better for us that you came up with some fun stories for it. :D
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  2. Bobo on January 18th, 2008 8:54 pm

    The first picture gave me a small shock! haha :) Nice.

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  3. Square1 on January 18th, 2008 9:05 pm

    I guess the phrase, “a face only a mother could love” didn’t apply in poor Randy’s case. RIP Lizard man.

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  4. LeeChien on January 18th, 2008 9:25 pm

    the photos are horrible…

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  5. Rolando on January 19th, 2008 12:25 am

    OMG, I thought I was having a bad day. I don’t feel as bad now, lol. That’s some pretty cool art work though :shock:

  6. Revellian on January 19th, 2008 1:31 am

    Thanks Teeni, I actually did these pictures 7 years ago :smile:

  7. Revellian on January 19th, 2008 1:32 am

    I was trying to get a big shock Bobo…hehe :mrgreen:

  8. Revellian on January 19th, 2008 1:33 am

    Well, the lizard man is actually still alive and doing just fine…this was all his idea..haha :mrgreen:

  9. Revellian on January 19th, 2008 1:35 am

    I’ll use a better camera next time LeeChien :oops:

  10. Revellian on January 19th, 2008 1:37 am

    I’m extremely glad to hear that by comparison…your day is good…haha! Thanks Rolando :smile:

  11. limadang.com on January 19th, 2008 3:00 am

    Hahaha that’s funny revellian lols! :))

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  12. Judy on January 19th, 2008 5:00 am

    You are just TOO funny!!
    Hugs Bobby and thanks for the Fuel, I added you to my friends and now I will be fueling you everyday with a encouraging word or 2, Don’t worry it’s just something I like to do for people…
    Hugs sweetness, Everyone needs a little Sugar…. *smooches*

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  13. Revellian on January 19th, 2008 9:42 am

    Funny? You are so cruel…hahaha:) Thanks for reading :smile:

  14. Revellian on January 19th, 2008 9:45 am

    Thanks Judy! Wow…I feel guilty, I don’t even have a fuel my blog button! Maybe I’ll get one :smile:

  15. Eric "Speedcat Hollydale" on January 19th, 2008 3:38 pm

    GOOD CATS!!!!!!!!!! The human Lizzard looks just like me :lol:
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  16. trinity on January 20th, 2008 10:50 pm

    Yaikss!!! you scared me to death!! :shock:

  17. Revellian on January 20th, 2008 11:13 pm

    Yes…I thought you two were related…hehe :lol:

  18. Revellian on January 20th, 2008 11:30 pm

    Oh no…I didn’t mean to scare you Trinity :oops:

  19. Genie Princess on January 20th, 2008 11:49 pm

    Oh I remember this picture from somewhere!! ;)
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  20. Revellian on January 21st, 2008 4:31 am

    On the back of a milk carton? Hahaha :mrgreen:

  21. Janice on January 21st, 2008 4:46 am

    Terrible yet creative works…. :grin:
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  22. Revellian on January 25th, 2008 10:21 pm

    Terrible? No Janice…it’s beautiful :shock:

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