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Cannibal Arrested In Uganda

2008-09-20T12:18:24Z

33 year old Sowedi Kimera has been arrested in Uganda on suspicion of cannibalism. Police raided Kimera’s Kireka home on Thursday after being alerted to a corpse on the premises. Mr Kimera was arrested in the early hours of Thursday morning after residents and Local Council officials tipped the Police of an unidentified body in his [...]

Lose Weight With Lizard Spit

2008-09-15T17:12:28Z

Drugs derived from the toxic saliva of the venomous Gila Monster have been used for some time now to treat diabetics, but studies have revealed that the “lizard spit” also helps patients to lose weight. Hormone’s found in Gila Monster saliva are used in the drug Byetta to help people suffering from diabetes to control their [...]

Noel Edmonds Loses It On Live Television

2008-09-14T20:45:50Z

In an interview on the BBC’s Breakfast News Edmonds not only strongly criticised the BBC and it’s TV Licensing policies, but also revealed that he believes his dead parents follow him around as glowing melon-sized orbs. Noel Edmonds, the true King of British light entertainment, spoke out about how the BBC are funded and stated that [...]

Shark Fisherman Who Inspired Jaws Dies

2008-09-13T19:21:47Z

Frank Mundus was a legendary shark hunter based in Montauk, Long Island and was the inspiration for Peter Benchley’s Captain Quint from Jaws. Mundus died this week aged 82 at Honolulu’s Queen’s Medical Center from complications following a heart attack. Mundus was born in New Jersey in 1925 and began shark fishing off the coast of [...]

RAF Commander Makes UFO Claim

2008-09-13T11:04:14Z

An ex-RAF Wing Commander who was a chief operator of the RAF’s radar system for 29 years has revealed how he and up to 30 colleagues tracked a fleet of high speed UFOs as they raced across the skies. Wing Commander Alan Turner spoke of an incident which dates back to 1971, he says that 35 [...]

Teenagers Eaten By Satanists

2008-09-12T19:01:21Z

Four teenagers have been ritually murdered and eaten by suspected satanists in a rural Russian village. The three girls and one boy aged between 16 and 17 were all Goths who were lured to a quiet country cottage in Yaroslavl by alleged satanists and stabbed 666 times in a supposed ritual murder. The victims were plied with [...]

The MySpace Murderess

2008-09-12T18:33:11Z

Jodi Ann Arias is standing trial for the first degree murder of her ex-boyfriend Travis Alexander. Mr Alexander was discovered with his throat slashed from ear to ear, decomposing in his shower back in June this year. A digital camera found at the scene of the crime has revealed a startling insight into Mr Alexander’s final [...]

Snakes On A Plane

2008-09-04T19:40:47Z

Scenes on an Air India flight this week resembled the plot to the Samuel L Jackson film Snakes On A Plane. The Air India A319 was thrown into turmoil when a snake was found coiled under one of the passengers seats. The plane had been on a domestic flight from Srinagar to Delhi when it was [...]

DNA Could Identify The Stronsay Beast

2008-09-04T18:27:15Z

In 1808 a mysterious sea creature was washed up on a beach in Orkney. The monster carcass, which many say resembled a Nessie type creature, has been partly preserved and now bone fragments are going to be tested to establish exactly what the legendary beast really is. Some marine experts have speculated that the beast may [...]

Henry Rollins and Charles Manson Were Pen Pals

2008-09-04T17:26:40Z

Henry Rollins has revealed in an interview with NME that he and celebrity criminal Charles Manson used to correspond by mail. Punk star Rollins explained that Manson began writing to him in the early 80s after seeing him perform with Black Flag on MTV. “He wrote me a letter out of the blue once and he said, [...]

Andres Serrano Shit

2008-09-03T20:03:13Z

As previously reported on The Morningstarr*, controversial artist Andres Serrano’s latest exhibition begins in New York tomorrow (4th September) at the Yvon Lambert gallery. To compile the exhibition Serrano traveled to an Ecuadoran zoo and photographed 66 different varieties of animal excrement. In addition to the animal faeces Serrano also shot his own deposits, and those [...]

Wife Beater Mutilated

2008-09-03T18:30:35Z

Convicted wife beater Steven Smith from Middlesbrough has described to Teeside Crown Court how his family cut out his teeth using a six inch knife blade. “A knife cut my lip, I felt my gums where my teeth were missing. I blacked out. I’ve never felt pain like it.” He told the court. Smith aged 43, was [...]

Woman Cuts Off Husband’s Penis

2008-09-03T16:25:14Z

A housewife is on the run from police in Uganda after allegedly cutting off her husband’s penis. Hellen Maama Gift, aged 20 and from Mbarara in southwest Uganda is accused of mutilating her husband for starting a new relationship with another woman. Hellen and her husband Godfrey Ssemanda are separated, but Hellen became angry that [...]

Great White Spotted Off Welsh Coast

2008-09-02T21:20:46Z

A Welsh fisherman is claiming to have spotted a great white shark swimming off the Pembrokeshire coast, and he snapped a picture of it on his mobile phone. David John says he caught a glimpse of the monster fish when it spectacularly breached the surface of the water less than 100 yards from his fishing [...]

Liberian Senator Denies Cannibalism

2008-09-02T19:37:45Z

Prince Johnson, the former Liberian Rebel Leader who tortured and killed dictator Samuel Doe in 1990 and broadcast the event on Liberian television, has denied allegations that he ate Doe’s remains. Jackson Doe, the brother of Samuel, has made the allegation at Liberia’s Truth and Reconciliation Commission. Liberia’s president Ellen Johnson Sirleaf is trying to reconcile [...]

Zodiac Killer May Soon Be Revealed

2008-09-01T20:55:21Z

The FBI is reported to be on the brink of a breakthrough concerning the notorious Zodiac Killer. The FBI are investigating links between Zodiac crime scenes and former US Navy and Airforce serviceman Jack Tarrance, who died in 2006. There could even be possible DNA evidence to finally prove the identity of one of America’s most [...]

Katy Perry’s Breasts For Sale

2008-09-01T19:54:08Z

Katy Perry, currently topping the UK single chart with her faux-lesbian smash hit “I Kissed A Girl” has had her boobs covered in plaster and a mould created of her ample 32Ds. The “bust” will later be auctioned in aid of raising money for breast cancer research, Keep A Breast are behind the procedure they are [...]

Dudley’s Haunted Tunnels

2008-09-01T19:17:13Z

Experts from the West Midlands Ghost Club are planning a paranormal investigation of Dudley’s spooky canal tunnels. John Conway, the club spokesman, explained: “Much emphasis has been put on the ghostly history of this site over recent years, however, this forthcoming visit will actually be the first serious investigation being carried out by an independent research group.” “Our [...]

Beast of Cannock Chase

2008-08-31T16:55:38Z

Several witnesses have this week reported sightings of a mysterious beast on Cannock Chase that appeared to be a large black cat. Trainee teacher Matthew Horeton described how the beast ran out in front of his car as he drove past the German War Cemetery. “I saw something large and black dart out in front of my [...]

Microwaved Baby

2008-08-29T23:57:32Z

China Arnold was convicted today for the murder of her 28 day old baby daughter, the child was burned to death in a microwave oven. Arnold showed little emotion as the verdict was read, relatives of the murderer began to sob in the court room and walked out. Prosecutors had told the court how Arnold placed [...]