New York papers still stubbornly focused on wins and losses

So to catch up, over the past few days we've learned that A-Rod's marriage is now defunct, that he's been routinely porking his latest pumped 'n jacked conquest, 67-year old singer Madonna, that his wife is now somewhere in Paris boning Lenny Kravitz, and that fans will verbally rape him mercilessly when the Yanks hit the road.

Meanwhile, Jeter is busy doing his thing, still single and boning the likes of Biel, Alba, Minnillo, Johansson, and whoever else any guy would give their right nut just to crap their pants next to, aaand has only been in the paper recently for this.

Additionally, Hernia sources have confirmed that Kravitz's 2005 single "Calling All Angels," was actually a call to all Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim to stop A-Rod in the ALDS.  It worked.

Comments

[Stonehands]

A-Rod is also boning my grandma.

[pinkston]

he's also boning your grandfather

[Zen Wizard]

Dang!

I've been shaving AGAINST the grain all my life...with a Schick!

THAT'S why I haven't been getting laid!

http://www.popcrunch.com/derek-jeter-gillette-spokesmodel/

[Stonehands]

@ Zen Wizard: With a Schick or a Schick Mac10 Quattro XXIV?

[tamtam]

alex is such an idiot. he gave up a pretty wife for that ugly-ass jacked granny. i bet when he gets around to finally boning grandma, he'll kick himself right in the nuts cuz she'll be saggy (provided she hasnt had any surgery)