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New Evolutionary Ancestor Discovered!

April 26, 2008 · By Matthew

Finally, the proof that I’ve been looking for all along. Why didn’t you atheist dudes tell me about this? After all, isn’t this specimen the sort of definitive and uncompromising link that has long been touted as the object which separated the educated and enlightened from the ignorant and self-deceiving. Consider me ignorant no longer!

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14 Responses to “New Evolutionary Ancestor Discovered!”

  1. Kelseigh on April 27th, 2008 12:39 pm [#]

    Is this a joke of some sort? It doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense.

    Oh, and a preview button would be awesome. Could you get on that?

  2. Nick D. on April 27th, 2008 12:48 pm [#]

    What are you trying to say in this post? Did you read the article?

  3. dalton on April 27th, 2008 1:06 pm [#]

    Phew. I thought I was the only one that couldn’t make sense out it.

  4. anon on April 27th, 2008 3:18 pm [#]

    “Consider me ignorant no longer!”

    Fat chance.

  5. Scott from Winnipeg on April 27th, 2008 6:34 pm [#]

    Are you Greg’s little brother or something?

  6. Ryan on April 28th, 2008 12:29 am [#]

    Oh brother . . . Shouldn’t you be working on your Nancy Drew book report instead of posting stuff like this? Just a thought.

  7. C on April 28th, 2008 3:20 am [#]

    “Each Sunday, I will be exploring the realities of what it truly means to be a follower of Jesue of Nazareth, the one Christians refer to as the “Anointed One” who will save humanity from the tragic situation it has gotten itself into.”

    Fail.

  8. Abattoir on April 28th, 2008 7:24 am [#]

    What are you talking about, Matthew? Are you trying to be sarcastic?

    Some guy died 300 years ago, and they’ve identified some living relatives of his. What is your point exactly? Do you not believe in DNA testing or something?

  9. SK on April 29th, 2008 8:09 am [#]

    Matthew; this story is referring to what Aboriginal people and those who understand Native Studies call ‘oral history’. That means that instead of using ‘written history’ as we know it, that Aboriginal people used a narrative for passing spiritual history, laws, education, and ancestral history from generation from generation.

  10. ¢rÄßG®äŠŠ on April 29th, 2008 8:14 am [#]

    I can has elusidayshun?

  11. Gordo on April 29th, 2008 8:28 am [#]

    Proof of what? “definitive and uncompromising link” between what and what?

  12. KEvron on April 29th, 2008 9:15 am [#]

    are you being thick just to be provocative, matthew? you’ve got the thick part down pat….

    KEvron

  13. M@ on April 29th, 2008 12:23 pm [#]

    I think you guys are reading too much into it. Matthew’s just announcing that he now believes the earth to be more than 300 years old.

    Congratulations, Matthew, on a positive, if miniscule, step forward.

  14. CC on April 30th, 2008 1:33 am [#]

    And a preview button would be nice. I’m just sayin’.

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