Check Out My Friend’s Apartment For Rent

Posted by timothysykes on Wed 18th of Jun, 2008 05:02:13 PM

I want to use this blog for good not evil so I gotta help a friend out who’s looking for a roommate…she’s one of the sweetest girls I’ve ever met, not to mention one of the prettiest (she’s the one dressed in black in the pic below…I’d link her Facebook profile, but she might try to kill me, which wouldn’t be cool) and her place is downtown Manhattan. It’s a pretty pimp place, and all the details are below, but HERE’s her Craigslist ad to contact her. So if you need a place to live in NYC for a little over $2k/month (not a bad deal for your own bedroom and bathroom) starting August 1, definitely hit her up.

roomie-needed Check Out My Friends Apartment For Rent

$2,250 HUGE Bedroom (16×10) with OWN Bath! (Financial District) Luxury Doorman Building

*Two Bedroom / Two Bath -1275 sq ft *Unfurnished Bedroom
*Fully Furnished common areas *16×10 Bedroom
*2 Extra-Large closets *Private bathroom
*Central AC/Heat (Individual central air control) *Fitness Center/Cardio Theater
*Laundry Facility *Dry Cleaner in building
*Concierge Service *Elevator
*Crown Molding *24 hr Doorman
*9-14ft ceilings *High Speed Internet Access
*Bay and floor to ceiling windows *Microwave
*Dishwasher *Mini Blinds
*Package Service *Extra Storage
*Furnished Rooftop Deck *Hardwood Floors
*Satellite TV *Billiards Room

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Extra Perks:
Starbucks 3 doors down
Subway Lines 1,9,2,3,4,5,N,R within 1 block or less
Duane Reade 1/2 block away
Cipriani, Hermes, Tiffany and Del Monico’s all within 3 blocks
Cinema within walking distance
Deli in building
Conveniently Located
Friendly Staff
Grocery Stores: Gristedes, Zeytuna, Jubilee within walking distance
Equinox, Crunch, NYSC within 2-3 block walking distance
Spa 25 - 3 blocks away!
Parks
Bike Trail

I am a straight, well educated, dependable working professional female who seeks same qualities in a house mate. If you are responsible, stable, clean, respectful, pet-free, and between the ages of 25-35; please contact me for additional information…

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18 Responses

  1. hahah.. using your site to pimp huh TIm..

    I like that comment “I am a straight,” that should get alot of hits. lol but again this is NY.. so never know

  2. Wow, if she is the blonde she is hot. Hook it up TIM! But wow, NYC is EXPENSIVE to live in…

    2k a month hurts….but i guess its downtown Manhattan eh? that would be a mortgage payment on a nice house around here.

  3. Best ad I’ve seen yet. Not bad, it comes with a female. Can she cook?

    Come to the dark side as we bring leh & wb to their knees!

  4. Ask her if she would like to go to dinner with me to discuss……

  5. Thanks Tim ;-)

  6. Tim, I have a very nice 4 bedroom house, living by myself. She is more than welcome to come to live with me for FREE! Here is the description of my house: 4 BED, 2 BATH HOME WITH SPLIT BEDROOM PLAN. GRANITE COUNTERTOPS WITH TILE BACKSPLASH & STAINLESS STEEL APPLIANCES IN KITCHEN. HIGH CEILINGS THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE. GORGEOUS BRAZILIAN CHERRY WOOD FLOORS IN LIVING AND MASTER BEDROOM. BUILT-IN COMPUTOR DESK IN ONE OF THE BEDROOMS, BUILT-IN ENTERTAINMENT CENTER IN LIVING. HUGE BACK YARD WITH A SWIMMING POOL.

    I live in Texas, email me if she is interested to move in with me….it is FREE!

  7. 25-35.. Thats a shame..Ahhh what am I saying, I would never rent anyways. G’Luck to her

  8. im in! tim, can i borrow $2250.00?????

  9. stockstar that was really……well lets just call it a sad attempt. I hope your stock pics are better than your pick up lines. lol

  10. supermans lookin for a lois lane, 2k a month would be nice to be able to afford

  11. I pay less for my 3 bedroom house with 1/3 of an acre yard. For that much I could have a bigger house with a wooded 3 acre lot, 3-4 car garage. I am in SE Minnesota so things are nice and cheap compared to everything else… unfortunately that is including our wages.

  12. I’ve been wanting to move to NYC for awhile now. Anyone hiring? Can Tim recommend anyone to trade for?

  13. She’s cute, I’ll give her that. But the clothing and glass of wine scream pretentious. Not a living environment for a trader like myself.

    If she can open beer bottles with her teeth I’ll consider it though (I’m not asking her too, just want to know she could do it if she wanted)

  14. 14

    I just want to be hooked up with her friend… I have a weakness for cute asians

  15. 15

    I agree M, the one on the right has less pretentious clothing and is drinking water… I want to meet her already

  16. All,

    Apparently the “reply to” email address on Craigslist is not working properly.. If interested in the flat, please email me direct at AngelaFBates@gmail.com.

    Cheers,
    AB

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