Not so long ago I was trembling with trepidation over Twitter. It's only been a few days, and I'm already hooked. Hooked and recommending it to others.

I'm Your Pushermom

My Push Mower

I'm your Mama,
I'm your Daddy
I'm that blogger
In the alley
I'll connect you
When in need
Want some clicks?
Have some tweets
You know me,
Get my feed
Your green thumbed
Stumble Mum

I'm your pushermom
I'm your pushermom

Tweak and test, coding clean
Super lean WordPress theme
Dealin' good, for the brand
Betty Crocker, Take a stand
Quoterati, quickly read
Twitterpated, in the head

I'm your pushermom
I'm your pushermom
I'm your pushermom

Social life online
Woman of many favorites
A diva of social delights
Feed me readers, RSS
And I'll dofollow all your best
SM traffic is a blast
How long can a good thing last?
Woo-hoo, no...

Got to network it, y'all
Gotta network it, now
Pushermom gettin' linkin', y'all

Branding mind, branding sign
Make connections all the time
My profile and just me
For all readers to see
Blogging queen is my thing
Writin' posts is how I swing

I'm your pushermom
I'm your pushermom

'Twitters, please', for a generous post
Make your world what you want it to be
Gotta tell y'all I love community
Wanna give you somethin' better than time
Been told my voice is fun to read
Can give a readership what they need
I know I can connect, I know I can build it
Just SEO don't make it
SM, yeah

Got to network it, y'all
Gotta network it, now
Got to network it, now

I'm your Mama,
I'm your Daddy
I'm that blogger
In the alley
I'll connect you
when in need
Want some clicks?
Have some tweets
You know me,
get my feed
Your green thumbed
Stumble Mum

I'm your pushermom


The Real Pusherman

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8 Comments so far

  1. Kat Latina-Able on May 7, 2008 6:30 pm

    For the record, mom, you’re absolutely adorable and I love your song.

  2. Patricia Skinner (2 comments.) on May 7, 2008 11:06 pm

    Kate’s right: I love this. Lemme read it again…

  3. Allen Taylor (1 comments.) on May 8, 2008 8:57 am

    Awesome!

  4. AbleReach (72 comments.) on May 8, 2008 9:50 am

    Thank you!!

    It took me a while to decide what should replace “Superfly.”

    Duh! “Betty Crocker” is a natural!

  5. iamlost on May 8, 2008 11:58 am

    You are a loverly lady, with words persuasive, and manner delightful BUT

    Well Elizabeth I shall not be, I shall not be moved
    I shall not be, I shall not be moved
    Just like a tree that’s growin’ in the meadow (down by the water)
    I shall not be moved

    By the twittering of all the twits on the branches
    Singing willow, twit willow, twit willow, twit twit
    Just like a tree that’s growin’ in the meadow (down by the water)
    I shall not be moved

    :)

    (apologies to Miss Ella)

  6. Michael (2 comments.) on May 8, 2008 7:10 pm

    Holy smokes! You linked the third pushermom to our blog? It’s an honor. A funky, funky honor.

  7. AbleReach (72 comments.) on May 8, 2008 7:18 pm

    Michael, how could I resist, with a title like “Holy Stumbles!

    Also, hey, as long as I’m funking it up as pushermom:

    Branding mind, branding sign
    Make connections all the time

  8. Michael (2 comments.) on May 8, 2008 7:27 pm

    Oh lordy. You’re brave to keep trying to out-funk Mayfield. Good luck — keep your hands up!

    :)

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