One More Use For Panty-Liners.

By Beth | April 10, 2008

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carefreeliner.jpgGuys, meaning, those of the male persuasion, listen up-this post is for you too. Panty-liners aren’t just for those carefree days of feminine needs. No, you read that right-I have found another use for panty-liners.

Ever been in a situation where you need something and fast, but have no option but to use a substitute? This happened to me tonight. I decided to give myself a pedicure, a long overdue pedicure, so I get out the foot scraper, (you know- the contraption for dead skin re-death, sharp blade with a plastic handle that could peel carrots better than a peeler), the pumice stone, a towel and foot cream. Heaven if someone else is scraping your feet, doing it yourself forces you into contorted positions you weren’t aware you could get into to begin with. Soaked my footsies to prepare, laid a towel on the floor and commenced scraping. After a winter of no pedicures- the amount of dead skin I scraped off could have been used to create a new person. With that aside, as I was scraping, I sneezed. I sneezed hard holding a razor blade on a stick while scraping my left foot with my right hand. Bottom of heel sliced- worse than any cut I’ve had shaving my legs-and that’s saying a lot.

“Ok a band-aid is not going to work on the bottom of my foot-I have no bandages, or gauze and a wash cloth will only allow it to bleed through. Think Beth, think.”

Bingo. Panty-liner. I hobble to the bathroom trying not to get blood on the carpet or the tiled floor in the hall, grab a Carefree non-scented panty-liner and begin the bandaging process. Scotch tape-check. Foot on pad-check. Tape ready to attach and wrap-check. Haha! It works. Although I do recommend using duct, or electrical tape- I’ll have to change the tape before I go to bed. But the fact of the matter- I survived and as I type this I’m not the least bit embarrassed that I’m sitting here with a panty-liner taped to the bottom of my foot.

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  1. Malin - 04/10/2008 at 4:29 am

    Haha, that’s another good way to use panty liners ;)

  2. Erin - 04/10/2008 at 2:41 pm

    Oh no, that must’ve hurt! Glad you found a bandaging solution, haha.

  3. blueyes - 04/11/2008 at 7:00 am

    What the?? You GOTS to be careful doing things like this. Luckily I have one those contraptions that won’t cut the bottom of my feet lol

    Anywhoo, I tagged you for a meme cuz I’m nice like that.

  4. Dizzy Dee - 04/11/2008 at 7:18 am

    Thanks for the great idea, unfortunately I’d have passed out is that was my foot… LOL.
    I once cut my finger with a tuna can, and after nearly fainting, I sat on the floor, trying to keep myself from puking for nearly an hour.
    Needless to say, when my boyfriend got home, he was very shocked at first, but then just laughed at me… :P I’m such a sissy for pain, or blood, I can’t handle it at all…

  5. Kim - 04/11/2008 at 1:37 pm

    I am yelling ouch for you.. goodness that had to hurt like hell..

  6. Marf - 04/11/2008 at 3:50 pm

    I’ve never heard of anyone scraping the dead skin off their feet… Why would you do such a thing?

  7. waterrose - 04/11/2008 at 11:50 pm

    too funny….but a great tip!

  8. Beth - 04/12/2008 at 3:17 am

    You all have NO idea how painful it was that night. It isn’t sore now since I’ve been putting antibiotic cream on it and a huge band aid-but it was worse than cutting my leg shaving. But hey, the panty liner worked perfect. I was surprised at how much it bled!

  9. Haney - 04/12/2008 at 6:26 am

    Just lucky that u have a non-scented one. Otherwise it will be quite unhygienic.

  10. Sharon - 04/13/2008 at 7:32 am

    I’m glad you are OK. I’ve done that before and it’s awful.

    Hey, here’s another use for you - packaging padding. Preferably if you are sending a package to a friend with a good sense of humor. :-D

  11. Caveman - 04/16/2008 at 4:01 pm

    Ack! This makes twice today that I’ve said “It’s gotta suck to be a chick.” With all that crap you go through I’d have blown my brains out long ago.

    -Caveman

  12. buffy - 04/16/2008 at 10:36 pm

    Now that was quick thinking!

    I’ve got a pic I want to share with you…its very appropriate to your story.

    I hope you’ll check it out.

    http://www.buffysblog.com/images/image014.jpg

    btw…I hope your foot is feeling better

  13. Rai - 04/21/2008 at 7:22 pm

    This is another great idea! Though I may not have used my pantyliner to stop a bleeding foot, I have used a tiny tampon to fix a bleeding nose :)

  14. lori - 04/22/2008 at 6:44 pm

    ouch !!!! ionce cut my palm on a can of dog food..my husband freaked out.there was blood everywhere. ran to my r.r and got an always pad. and that baby absorbed……

  15. Pweng Bee - 04/28/2008 at 3:47 am

    Now, there’s another use for pantyliners. Great. Just as what I have seen from a movie “She’s the Man”… tampons are used to stop nosebleeds. Haha!

  16. cohnsey - 04/29/2008 at 8:13 pm

    Great article. I will have to see if my gf has any of those things lying around the house. lol

  17. Sandy ALlen - 04/29/2008 at 10:12 pm

    Too funny. My husband shaves in the shower, and he stepped out once having really nicked himself bad. He was half-way through his cup of coffee before he realized what I had handed him. Yes - he was holding a panty liner on his chin.

  18. searchiangwithin - 05/1/2008 at 6:22 pm

    I’m impressed. I love it.

  19. april - 05/7/2008 at 9:35 pm

    when my brother was little his thumb was bitten by a squirel and was bleeding profusly, so my mother wrapped a big maxi pad around it and took him to the hospital! LOL

  20. My Bug Life - 05/10/2008 at 5:36 am

    Thanks for sharing! That cut must have hurt real bad…:)

  21. Jordan - 05/13/2008 at 2:52 am

    Wow. Come to think of it panty liners are the duct tape of the feminine world.

  22. Jinksy - 05/13/2008 at 11:48 pm

    I’d be careful not to reveal this fact to too many people.

    Before you know it, Dr. Scholls will have its own line of feminine hygiene products.

  23. Tom Juicer - 05/21/2008 at 6:27 am

    Ha, this is funny, but i winced a bit when thinking about the pain of that cut!

  24. Funny Joke - 05/22/2008 at 6:37 pm

    Nice, never done it, but will try my best for it, lol

  25. stephan xiao - 06/12/2008 at 9:52 am

    Good idea!Useing pantyliner to stop a bleeding foot could apply for a patent.HEHE.

  26. swimwear - 06/25/2008 at 2:07 am

    yikes, I even get squeamish reading about someone getting injured, who’d have thought shaving legs could be potentially dangerous, I think a bikini wax might be a safer option

  27. charlin - 08/14/2008 at 8:50 am

    thanks for this good article

  28. call of duty 5 - 08/31/2008 at 11:58 am

    thanks great read, Also your site looks excellent, ive tried my hand at design but without luck.

  29. LED Lights - 09/7/2008 at 7:28 am

    Nice post! Thanks for your share.

  30. Boutique Tucan - 09/26/2008 at 7:14 am

    Good idea, this would be great for any type of large injury….I will remember this!

  31. Webmaster Blog - 09/27/2008 at 8:49 am

    he he this was interesting. I think the more stuff one can use a thing for then the better it is !

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