Clash of the Titans

Cogito ergo sum

When a philosopher dates a jock.

"When they said God is dead, did you believe it?"
"No 'cause I prayed for us to win against Riverdale and we did."

"Is there right and wrong? Or only pleasure and pain?"
"Well you can get penalties, and Coach hates those."

"What are we all doing here?"
"Fullback."

NERDS!!!

"When a child is born does it inhale or exhale first?"
"WHO'S PREGNANT???"

"If hope was in Pandora's Box, was it a good thing?"
"I hope I get a field hockey scholarship to Yale. Coach says she'll pay a nerd to fill out the applications."

"If I ask questions without answers, does that make me smart? Or just look smart?"
"Wanna screw?"