Publishers of Ripped Headlines and a Whole Lot More http://teamusk.com Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:49:57 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=61&Itemid=2 She's Already Pulled Gormless GordonDoes she have The Balls?Ms Smith said: We now face a threat level that is severe. It's not getting any less, it's actually growing. Gormless thinks she's got a nice backbench . News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:21:39 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=59&Itemid=2 Image Used:http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-gormless-down-at-polls.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-gormless-down-at-polls.gif)Text Used:Gordon Brown's personal popularity ratings have plunged further and faster than any other British prime minister since polling began in the 1930s. Brown's personal ratings, which have fallen from plus 48 last August to minus 37, on a zero midpoint scale. The collapse is the most dramatic of any modern-day prime minister, worse even than Neville Chamberlain who in 1940 dropped from plus 21 to minus 27 after Hitler's invasion of Norway, the latest YouGov poll in the Sunday Times said.My Boobs and Butt Crack Me Up and Down The PoleConfessions From a Confused PoliticianHistorically, prime ministers are often referred to as Primus inter pares, a Latin term translated as first among equals, equals among peoples, and which reflects the original concept of a prime minister as merely the first minister or most senior minister to the monarch, not the dominant or presiding minister, a role later assumed by many prime ministers in many states. News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:38:09 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=57&Itemid=2 Image Used:http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-browne-pants.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-browne-pants.gif)Text Used:Human rights laws do apply to some degree to British soldiers in combat, Defence Secretary Des Browne has said. His comments come after a ruling by the High Court that means sending troops into action without proper kit could breach their human rights. Defence Secretary Des BrowneDes; every brick (even the unsupported ones) has its day! These, he said, are the walls of Sparta, every man is a brick. News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:43:20 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=55&Itemid=2 Image Used:http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-gormless-naked-mortgage-man.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-gormless-naked-mortgage-man.gif)Text Used:Your mortgage in this man's pockets!An emperor who cares too much about clothes hires two swindlers who promise him the finest suit of clothes from the most beautiful cloth. A small child cries out, But he has nothing on! The crowd realizes the child is telling the truth and begins laughing. Ministers and treasury advisors are due to meet with representative of the Council of Mortgage Lenders (CML) to see what UK banks can do to alleviate the mortgage situation.Labour MP George Mudie told Channel 4's News at Noon I do not think the government are really up to date with how dangerous the housing situation is becoming, and housing finance, he said. The Gormless One, however, holds his head high and continues the procession to financial ruin for hundreds of Britains already struggling to pay their mortgage. Let them pay with cake, bread's to expensive News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:02:15 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=54&Itemid=2 Text Used in Headline: The new UK Statistics Authority comes into existence today (April Fools Day 2008). It is an independent body, with powers and the obligation to promote, improve, and safeguard official statistics across the UK. Its aim is to rebuild public trust in Government statistics.There is a general perception that statistical knowledge is all-too-frequently intentionally misused, by finding ways to interpret the data that are favourable to the presenter. A famous saying attributed to Benjamin Disraeli is, There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. And Harvard President Lawrence Lowell wrote in 1909 that statistics, like veal pies, are good if you know the person that made them, and are sure of the ingredients. About time was the immediate reaction from The Tea Musk Times, Statistics quoted by politicians and political pressure groups are often heavily weighted in favour of their own prejudices and agendas.If this new drive for honesty and openness can be really believed on April Fools Day ... TMT gives its full support and will watch closely how things progress .Image Used in Headlinehttp://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-pigs-can-fly.gifFull Press Release and Other Information at AskJackFreedom of UK Public Statistics... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:36:34 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=52&Itemid=2 Headline Image:http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-gormless-back-benched.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-gormless-back-benched.gif)Headline Text:In television footage, the Queen can be heard saying to Princess Anne: The prime minister got lost. He disappeared the wrong way...(up his own arse?) at the crucial moment. Conservative leader David Cameron and Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg were also at the banquet in St George's Hall at Windsor Castle. The prime minister and French President were among 150 guests binging out on a four course meal washed down with vintage wine and champagne. The wine list included a Chateau Margaux, Premier Grand Cru Classe, 1961 and a 1982 Krug champagne. There's been no comment (yet) from Health Britain (an exclusive pressure group determined to destroy any joy left in living) regarding the damage to the livers and possible alcoholic tendencies of the three great leaders of the main political parties.Who Stole MY Spine?Spineless, gormless and pissed is this really a sober Britain? News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:14:33 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=51&Itemid=2 The Headline Image:http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-bugger-boris.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-bugger-boris.gif)Text in the image:What's New... Well, a very Stupid Prime (almost) Minister (SPaM) is waiting to takeover. A relatively small event has the power to tell a bigger truth about a politician...Bike menace David Cameron (weak leader of the Conservative Party) faces a humiliating lecture from police over his hazardous cycling after the UK based Daily Mirror filmed him riding to work and breaking 4 road laws along the way.Police branded him a very stupid fellow . Tory binger and bungler Boris Johnson (prospective Mayor of London) fired a bum blast at his own boss. Boris's criticism will be just as shaming for Berk on a Bike Cameron.Scotland Yard is stunned by his reaction and shocking lack of road sense.Buggeration-Over-a-Bike-RideDave does Boris a favour? - Boris stuffs Dave...Hopefully, they BOTH bugger off before buggering everything beyond recovery. News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:20:26 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=50&Itemid=2 Burnt, Blistered and Buggered - The Barmy Army Skulks into WellingtonMatch Status:England won by 126 runsRipped Headline Imagehttp://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-burnt-blistered-bugger.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-burnt-blistered-bugger.gif)Phil Long's blog (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/tms/phil_long/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/tms/phil_long/)) makes depressing reading for any English cricket fan with the fifth day Seddon Park massacre still fresh in their memories... It seems that not only were the team under prepared, the supporters were also woefully lacking in basic self preservation: The sunburn to the shins and feet of one supporter (who shall remain nameless!) on that first day were so bad he had to be taken, hobbling, to A E at a Hamilton hospital to have the burns dressed and then redressed on subsequent days. As Phil might say, It's not the first time England have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory .The Tea Musk Times confidently predicts a comprehensive victory for England at Wellington. After all; the English (barmy army) HAVE to be burnt, blistered and buggered before they really try to win!Match Status:England won by 126 runsPhil's blog is worth reading: As I made the eight-hour journey from Hamilton to Wellington by coach yesterday such was the peeling skin on the arms and faces of some of the England supporters onboard... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:41:25 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=49&Itemid=2 The costs of military operations in Afghanistan and Iraq DURING 2008 are likely to almost double to £3.3bn.Armed Forces Minister Bob Ainsworth told the BBC: The threat changes... We have to stay ahead of the enemy as much as we can and that's not cheap. Liberal Democrat defence spokesman Nick Harvey said: This clearly shows how the Iraq war is continuing to bleed our finances dry, leaving soldiers in Afghanistan overstretched and under-equipped. Yet More Money Down the Crapper - An American BILLION is 1 THOUSAND MILLION - A British BILLIONis 1 MILLION, MILLION... I wonder which BILLION the BBC is reporting?http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-money-down-pan.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-money-down-pan.gif) News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:26:42 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=48&Itemid=2 The Project Gutenberg EBook of Knights of Malta, 1523-1798, by R. CohenThis eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and withalmost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away orre-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License includedwith this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net (http://www.gutenberg.net)Title: Knights of Malta, 1523-1798Author: R. CohenKNIGHTS OF MALTA1523-1798BY R. COHEN LATE SCHOLAR OF WADHAM COLLEGE, OXFORD1920THE LOTHIAN PRIZE ESSAY FOR 1920 (UNIVERSITY OF OXFORD)CONTENTSCHAPTER I (index.php?option=com_content task=view id=48 Itemid=1 limit=1 limitstart=1)SETTLEMENT AT MALTA, 1523-1565Departure from Rhodes--Residence in Italy--Settlement inMalta, 1530--Condition of the Mediterranean--Thecorsairs--Turkey--Fortification of Malta--Loss of English Langue --Enterprises of the Order--Solyman decides to attack MaltaCHAPTER II (index.php?option=com_content task=view id=48 Itemid=1 limit=1 limitstart=2)THE SIEGE OF MALTA, 1565Preparations--Size of opposing forces--Siege of St. Elmo--Arrival ofDragut--Capture of St. Elmo, June 23--Death of Dragut--Siege of mainfortresses--Great losses on both sides--Arrival of reinforcements fromSicily--Turks evacuate islandCHAPTER III (index.php?option=com_content task=view id=48 Itemid=1 limit=1 limitstart=3)THE CONSTITUTION OF THE ORDER OF ST. JOHNClasses in the Order--Langues--Chapter-General--Councils--GrandMaster--Bishop of Malta--Finances--Justice--Criminal Council--Court ofEgard--The HospitalCHAPTER IV (index.php?option=com_content task=view id=48 Itemid=1 limit=1 limitstart=4)THE DECLINE, 1565-1789Decadence of Turkey--Knights become anachronism--Valettabuilt--Fortifying the island--Disturbances in the Order--Quarrelswith different Powers--Treatment of the Maltese--Buildings inValetta--Papal interference--Naval operations--Independence of theOrderCHAPTER V (index.php?option=com_content task=view id=48... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:57:13 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=47&Itemid=2 The United Dangle Kingdom of StatesIn a week when the EEC Treaty of Madrid debate was eclipsed by a minor spat between Obama and Clinton, you really have to wonder exactly where the UK dangles!Dangle1. To hang loosely and swing or sway to and fro.2. To be a hanger-on.v.tr.1. To cause to hang loosely or swing.2. To cause (one's expectations or hopes) to hang uncertainly or remain unresolved.Will the UK be the 51st State or (in) a State in Europe?http://teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-salty-dick.gif (images/teamusk-headlines-salty-dick.gif) News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:16:21 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=46&Itemid=2 Keyword Density is the percentage of occurrence of keywords to the text in the rest of a Tea Musk Times webpage.It is important for our main keywords to have the correct keyword density to rank well in Search Engines. News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:29:36 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=45&Itemid=2 Blatter Wants NO CONTACT Football?Fifa president Sepp Blatter told The Times: Dangerous tackling is one of the most important issues in football at the moment. Before, the problem was tackling from behind, but now players are doing it from the front and from the side. Attacking somebody is criminal, whether it happens on a football pitch or elsewhere. It is a crime and should be treated as such .http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-blatter-is-nuts.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-blatter-is-nuts.gif)Roy Keane believes that the proposal by Mr Blatter would be opening a can of worms, due to the openness of debate regarding the intended maliciousness of a tackle or not. I have to be careful with this subject. I would have been doing a bit of 'porridge' myself! stated Keane.In years to come supporters might be cheering the following question rather than a full blooded attempt to win the ball.Oh, excuse me my dear chap; may I have the ball please?Rubbish statement made to make a few cheap headlines.Bulimic Bollicks By Blatter... yet again! News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:41:59 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=44&Itemid=2 Strange Case of Men Dressed as Lady Vikings 1 Hour, 35 Minutes ago Karma: 0 Today's article is just a mashup of some previous research and an article published at Askjack. I guess the thought of a crowd consisting of men dressed as lady Vikings seemed like a good laugh.Image: http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-transvestite-tuesday.gifText Used in Ripped Headline:Up Helly Aa might sound like an obscurely rude greeting, but is actually the name of any of a variety of Viking fire festivals held in Shetland around the middle of winter. The biggest Up Helly Aa festival is the one held at Lerwick festival on the last Tuesday in January. Not only is it the largest of the festivals, it's different in other ways too: Lerwick is the only Up Helly Aa location where traditionally no women are allowed to take part - which may explain the large number of men dressed as females and the joke name 'Transvestite Tuesday'. It's also the only one in that the replica Viking longship which is burned at the culmination of the procession is not sent seaward in an echo of actual Viking sea burials. Further Information:Despite the Viking longboat and the hordes of... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:47:29 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=43&Itemid=2 Binge Out on Epidemic of Health Warnings 3 Days ago Karma: 0 Today's Ripped HeadlineImage: http://teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-epidemic-booze.gifText and Research:Binge Out on Epidemic Warnings from Little Known Pressure GroupsUsing the word epidemic in any press release seems to guarantee instant celebrity status for a whole range of small pressure groups intent on forcing their narrow one issue view and agenda down the publics' throats. Politicians from all sides jump on the band wagon for a free PR ride. Throw in a continental comparison and make sure to mention Britain's lack of culture to really get things going. One does not see binge drinking in continental countries... where children and young people have grown up with a responsible attitude towards alcohol. A quick look at the statistics shows if you drink like a Continental Person, you die like the Continental Person. Per capita, France had the sixth highest alcohol consumption rate in the world, with 13.5 litres of pure alcohol consumed per adult per year. Alcohol is involved in around half of the deaths from road accidents in France, half of all homicides and one-quarter of all suicides. Rates of cirrhosis of the liver are... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:45:53 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=42&Itemid=2 Spring Date Brings Agreement Between Two Old CONS 5 Days, 21 Hours ago Karma: 0 Inspired by SPRING!Who Cares, Whom Wins?Image for Headline:http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-spring-taxing-time.gifText for Headline:Spring is the Time for TAXATIONTwo Bunnies Boil as Met Office Starts Spring EarlyAccording to the Meteorological Office spring is here. It classes the first day of spring as 1 March, saying March, April and May are regarded as the spring months. But traditionally spring has started on the night of 20/21 March and predictable; traditionally politicians have waded into the row.A surreal agreement between opposing political parties disturbs the leaders. They may say that 1 March is the first day of spring - which it is not - but it certainly doesn't feel like it! says the seasonally named Sir Nicholas Winterton (hardcore con. <usual old crap>)He is supported by Stuart Bell (new labourish person <same old crap>), who says, Spring starts on March 20/21 and if the Met Office are not aware of this simple fact, it reflects a casual approach to facts, which is all too inherent today. Just how will the Whips punish: Two SPRING bunnies spoiling (together) ??Spring?Don't give them hope; The... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:43:37 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=41&Itemid=2 Tax Doesn't Have to be Taxing - IN THE STONE AGE 1 Week ago Karma: 0 Today's Ripped Headline has really been in the making for quite a while. Using taxation as a tool to control social attitudes and consumption has never worked in the long-term.Perhaps the Tories are right; NLP (same old crap) really does secretly follow a hardcore socialist agenda where ultimately, every penny earned will be taken back by the state. Perhaps one day, the Great British Public will quietly sleepwalk into a LeMay Tax Policy ... forward to the STONE AGE!!!Headline Image:http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-tax-stone-age.gifHeadline Text Used:TAX THEM BACK TO THE STONE AGEThe Curtis LeMay phrase bomb them back into the Stone Age implies a fierce attack that utterly destroys its target's infrastructure, forcing its survivors to revert to primitive technology in order to survive.UK political parties might not use the phrase tax them back to the Stone Age in public, but there does seem to be an increasing alliance between the Government and Opposition Parties to use taxation as the ultimate weapon of choice to fight modern social ills. Small time one issue pressure groups, PR companies... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:41:29 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=40&Itemid=2 Fat Cats and Greedy Dogs - Politicians to Refuse 1 Week, 1 Day ago Karma: 0 Today's ripped headline was inspired by an interview heard on Radio 4 Morning program (yes, I AM THAT OLD). A very earnest young man explained how millions of pets in the UK were being overfed and given treats far too ften. This has led to a great many pets suffering a range of fat related illnesses; much like the obesity problem found in SOME sections of the British public.This seemed a good subject to play around with...Headline Image:http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-fat-pets.gifHeadline Text:THE GREAT BIG BRITISH FAT CATS AND GREEDY SCANDALFor once, it seems individuals in parliament cannot be blamed for the way British pet owners overfeed their animals to busting point. Pet obesity in the UK, you could say, is at epidemic proportions. Nearly 50% of dogs and cats in this country are overweight, and 15% of these are clinically obese. Andrew Wilson, Orchard Veterinary Centre.The Pet Health Council recommends the following action: 1. check the ideal weight for your pet with your vet;2. take action if your pet is heavier than its ideal weight by 15%. 3. check for a sagging stomach... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:39:53 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=39&Itemid=2 Order, Order or Odour Odour Only the Speaker Knows 1 Week, 2 Days ago Karma: 0 Text from today's ripped headline deals with the sleeze and allowances scandal currently being dragged through the British media.http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-pig-trough.gifShow the headline image.Here's the text used:Order, Order or Odour, OdourClaiming Allowances Due is Not Illegal - Claiming Undue Allowances is IllegalJust when padding your tax or company expenses becomes illegal has become a topic of interest to most British MPs, after the Speaker of the House of Commons, Michael Martin, Labour MP for Glasgow North East has been accused of claiming unnecessary allowances due to him and his family. This latest revelation follows closely on the heels of the Commons voting to suspend the Tory MP Derek Conway for 10 days for misusing his parliamentary allowance.Other MPs are also under investigation. One influential blog at the BBC web site claims that over ONE HUNDRED other MPs may also have misused significant amounts of their allowances.Misused, mislaid or just plain misappropriation of public funds?If they did the crime, they must do the time.As always, comments welcome News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:37:55 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=38&Itemid=2 Tory Rejects G Spot Pleasure Tax 2 Weeks, 1 Day ago Karma: 0 Today's Ripped Headline deals with the vexing problem of the G Spot or often called The Female Pleasure Zone .This is the text used in the banner:Hardened Italian Stallions Volunteer for G Spot ResearchItalian researcher Emmanuele Jannini, says, YES, the G spot does exist , British New Scientist reports. Jannini tested just twenty women using an ultrasound scan to locate the fabled and elusive pleasure spot. Women who do not have a G spot should not despair, according to the New Scientist report. Experienced Italian G Spot researchers, living in Great Britain, have volunteered their services to confirm Jannini's belief that the G spot is missing in British women who don't experience vaginal orgasm.Tory Leader Rejects G Spot a Tax PolicyA puritan pleasure tax may be a future option under a future Tory government's secret agenda Here is a direct link to the headline image:http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-g-spot.gifResearched from:PARIS (AFP) - After more than half a century of debate and bedroom exploration, a row about the location of the fabled G spot may be settled at last, the British weekly New Scientist says.http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080221/tts-science-women-sex-c1b2fc3_1.htmlThat's three headlines about... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:36:29 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=37&Itemid=2 Raining Satellite Bits and Bobs 2 Weeks ago Karma: 0 Today's Ripped Headline deals with the successful shooting down of a US satellite. Unfortunately, verious bits of the satellite will float around in the high atmousphere for up-to 45 days before falling back to earth.Quite how dangerous this will be for humans, livestock and property has yet to be calculated. Let's all hope, it's not another turkey to add to the President's collection!Direct link to the headline image: http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-satellite-rain.gifHeadline Text:Debris From the Sky - 45 Day Weather Forecast is Raining Satellite Bits and Bobs The most expensive clay pigeon shoot ever was carried out successfully by the US navy on Wednesday morning. President Bush gave the go-ahead and a single guided missile, launched by The USS Lake Erie streaked into the sky, moments later it smashed into the doomed satellite L21. Debris from the satellite may continue to fall for another 45 days.Speculation regarding the real reason for such a public display abounds. Some theories put forward suggest that L21 may have been carrying nuclear war heads, while the Chinese and Russian governments have reacted with statements indicating that... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:33:56 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=36&Itemid=2 IS YOUR DEATH NOTE IN THIS MAN'S HONEST HANDS 2 Weeks, 2 Days ago Karma: 0 A new Death Note Ripped Headline has been published today with the following text:Department of Health figures show that people who are on incapacity benefit for one year are likely to stay there for eight. Once they have been there for two years or more, they are more likely to die or retire than work again.Health Secretary Alan Johnson is setting out plans to change Britain's sick note culture into a well note culture or as the statement above shows... a death note sentence .JOHNSON: Start investigating WHY the NHS consistently FAILS to adequately treat people incapacitated by their work. It is disgraceful in this modern age for someone to fall ill and then have the likelihood of dying or retiring than ever working again.The headline image can be seen and downloaded here:http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-death-note.gif A recent survey carried out on a backbencher located just outside a deserted smokeless local pub near Westminster reveals at least one person thinks:Johnson he's fockin' useless; utterly, utterly fockin' useless a Nob-Shite 'n a fockin' nutter to boot! News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:31:42 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=35&Itemid=2 Strewth, £10 Tax Law for UK Smokers Proposed 2 Weeks, 3 Days ago Karma: 0 FORCING smokers to apply for a £10 permit to buy cigarettes could help people to quit, a Government health adviser has said.Headline Image:http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-belly-tax.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-belly-tax.gif)Professor Julian Le Grand, chairman of Health England, said more people might stop smoking if they had to opt in by applying for a annual permit and paying a £10 fee.The proposal is one of Health England's suggestions for preventing illness which has been sent to Health Minister Lord Darzi.Just who are Health England ?Do they have ONE SINGLE brain cell between them?Well, as it turns out the membership is quite exclusive. There's a few Baronesses, plenty of Directors and one Head of Knowledge .I once thought of using the job title:Supreme Head Information TechnologyA rather grand title... shame about the acronym!I also had to drop Top Internet Traders from business cards after overhearing one client say, Meeting with some TITS in a minute .Here's the job title of most of Health England :Chief Executive Head of Knowledge Services Public Services - HealthNational Director for Health and Work Health and Social Care... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:29:18 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=34&Itemid=2 Binging Minger Ripped Headline 2 Weeks, 5 Days ago Karma: 0 Gormless Gordon, Westminster's Binging Minger hits the Ripped Headlines yet again.The headline context was inspired by the prolonged attacks on teenagers by politicians as reported in all British media during the last few weeks.I truely believe there IS a Gormless type person lurking in the corridors of Westminster making up New Labour policies on-the-fly .Text Used in The Ripped Headline:It appears as though the UK Government's strategy on antisocial behaviour is being dreamed up piecemeal by a bloke resting on a park bench. British teenagers are furious at the way they have been attacked by politicians in recent weeks. Alienating one third of potential voters at the next general election by approving the increased and unregulated use of the Mosquito Anti Social Device will probably be something the Labour Party will come to regret. The Children's Commissioner for England stated: The use of measures such as these are simply demonising children and young people, creating a dangerous and widening divide between the young and the old. Gormless Gordon Look-alike taking it easy on the back bench , after an all-day session in... News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:23:01 +0100 http://teamusk.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=33&Itemid=2 List of Ripped Headline Images Used to Date 2 Weeks, 4 Days ago Karma: 0 Here are the Ripped Headlines currently being used in the JavaScript code for page refresh.http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-shag-pony.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-shag-pony.gif)http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-curry-cooks.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-curry-cooks.gif)http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-brown-beer-belly.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-brown-beer-belly.gif)http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-big-boobs.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-big-boobs.gif)http://www.jackchosting.com/images/camel-headlines-nuts.gif (http://www.jackchosting.com/images/camel-headlines-nuts.gif)http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-binging-minger.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-binging-minger.gif)http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-belly-tax.gif (http://www.teamusk.com/images/camel-headlines-belly-tax.gif)I'm really in need of fresh ideas, as Gormless Gordon has just about taken over the Headlines! Man boobs, beer bellies and binge drinking do have limited scope for my wierd sense of humour!Maybe I'll make a few headlines about sport or anything other than politics. News - Latest Additions to Tea Musk Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:18:39 +0100