Hillary Considers Pilot Licenses for Illegal Aliens

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(WASHINGTON) — As Democrat presidential candidate Hillary Clinton continues to work round the clock with advisers to determine exactly how she feels about granting automobile driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants, the Senator today announced she may support New York Gov. Elliot Spitzer’s new proposal to allow undocumented workers to receive airline transport pilot certification from the FAA, allowing them to fly commercial jets.“Giving a pre-documented immigrant a license to fly a jumbo jet would certainly bring him out of the shadows,” said Sen. Clinton. “In addition, since the flight certificate requires fluency in English, it would inspire him to learn one of our nation’s most important languages. So there’s a big potential upside.”Although the senator said she had some concerns about national security, she also noted that “If the pilots of the four planes that crashed on 9/11 had applied for licenses, someone at the FAA might have seen those applications as cries for help, and our government could have delivered the counseling and support services that those alienated young men so desperately needed.” – as reported by satirist Scott Ott

Shame, shame Hillary! Don’t you know that trying to playing two sides against the middle in the same speech during a national debate no less is the kiss of death? In one fell swoop you have managed to alienate (sorry couldn’t resist) both the extreme left that you have been pandering to for the last six months and the centrist moderates that you have been hoping you would not loose in the process.

Prediction: More meltdowns ahead as Barack is licking his chops and sharpens his tongue. Everyone in the Democratic campaign will slide a bit more to the left after each debate including. It’s a thing of beauty to behold. Moderate America is not stupid. Keep pandering to the MoveOn.Org crowd and you will find yourself in the same place that George McGovern did during the Vietnam War era. The loser’s circle.

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